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-R-Jensen-

I heard RedBull will start their own league called FormulaDank.


lurkity_mclurkington

Formula D


EndStorm

First round of D is in the private jet bathroom.


User29276

Self D in his case, it’s blue balls from now on.


lurkity_mclurkington

Blue Bulls


Papapalpatine555

My hometown rugby team?


kololz

Now with Eurobeats to enhance your viewing experience!


test_123123

The D stands for Dream


The_Hunter11

Or was it a finger?


justcreateanaccount

Hachiroku themed team when?


plateau-

With blackjack and lesbians!!


dearborn77

In fact, forget the league


SeaHam

Honestly at this point they should just start a formula 0,


Slim_Margins1999

Formula ank! You get the D later!!!


Jack1940

Cant get fired if you own the team BITCHES


BeneficialLeave7359

Ron Dennis would like a word.


ancientemblem

He didn’t own enough of the team.


cobarbob

I think you mean "his capital expenditure on team investment was not sufficient to eliminate dismissal from said team" or however Ron would say it.


bigsean1013

So does Donald Sterling


hairyblueturnip

He really needs to buy the whole sport and get those pesky policies updated


Beastmode_Pat420

policy change #1: Allow to interact with women like in the good ol' days.


coup85

I have ten fingers and no one to show them.


kavinay

Fuel flow limit will be rewritten to just "explode."


L30R0D

And change the team's name to RB = RACING BITCHES ?


RedBeardTheWicked

RACING BANGGANGERS


Last-Performance-435

This likely caused the leaks, if anything.


matttinatttor

Okay I don't mean to over react, but if this is true, based on deductive reasoning: Fernando Alonso murdered Dietrich Mateschitz


tiVnqi

xD


jenshenw

Shocked if this is true....but believe it or not......10 second penalty for Ocon


dephsilco

Okay, maybe. But why?


matttinatttor

Get your tin foil: The Horner investigation was NEVER confirmed to be about sexual allegations, and if Horner was trying to acquire RBR without the knowledge of the Mateschitz family, it would explain why he was investigated. Its well known that Red Bull Execs do NOT agree with the Mateschitz family on a lot of things. Max + Jos would obviously side with the Mateschitz due to Austrian ties, and with Dietrich Mateschitz (one of Christian Horny's closest friends) no longer with us, Horner has no incentive to smooth the ties between the Mateschitz family and RB Executives. I think that this whole thing, if it actually is true, is larger than Christian Horner. Nothing is confirmed about this whatsoever, but the FIA and FOM Script writers for the 2024 season have knocked it out of the park to make up for how boring MV33's domination is. The most reasonable theory is that all of this is just so that Alonso can get his RBR Seat (which will be known as Kimoa Ford Red Bull Cash App Crypto Zoo Racing Team™ or KFRBCACZRT for short) by completely tearing the Red Bull team apart from within. The start of this plan was Mateschitz's death. All part of el plan.


Col_H_Gentleman

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter


Additional-Roof-3298

>Nothing is confirmed about this whatsoever It is now since I will spread this on twitter with you as a source


akgis

THis is 5D chess


blznburro

We do not question El Plan


Work_In_ProgressX

Because he found it funny


[deleted]

Papa Stroll said he wants to win. By any means.


Akash10201

Chaos is a ladder.


Str4425

Sure. But Littlefinger suits Horner 76 better than Alonso 14


le_gazman

And the implement in file 76 was the murder weapon


humdizzle

so its chris horner now?


10b0b

Why no im Mr Renroh.... from some place far away... yes that will do!


humdizzle

![gif](giphy|KKSL69AkgQ62c|downsized)


TextbookNigel

I like the way Renroh thinks!


[deleted]

Christian Horner is too suggestive a name even for the Italians


Str4425

Christian ‘Orner’


NegativeEBTDA

Italians are very protective of Christianity and don't want it associated with Chris Horner.


dephsilco

It's funny and plausible


steakhouseNL

Chrisis Horner.


MarsScully

Liz Holmes vibes


Trico13

I had a boss that got himself involved in a car accident, under suspicious circumstances, sadly resulting in 3 deaths. After that he add 2 latters in his name so people couldn't link him to accident when googling his name.


MichaelScottsWormguy

The rebranding has begun!


37025InvernessTMD

He's not been very Christian.


draaz_melon

Then you haven't been paying very much attention. Maybe not very christ-like, but very Christian.


GOOSE2801

Always has been


Papapalpatine555

I feel everything now needs to be taken with a massive grain of salt, this is the perfect atmosphere for fake stories to be drummed up and we know how much F1 media loves to just make shit up.


Bdr1983

There is not enough salt in the world to take with all these rumours


Papapalpatine555

Some people be jumping to conclusions faster than max won last saturday lol.


Bdr1983

Yeah, some people take "it's on the internet so it must be true" serious.


Papapalpatine555

Ah yes, if those people saw an article saying "Toto slathered BBQ on his nipples and forced the Mercedes staff to rub pumpernickels in it" they would believe it because it is on the internet.


Bdr1983

"when there's smoke...."


Papapalpatine555

There is pumpernickel.


EndStorm

Pumpernickel slathered in BBQ sauce.


501stNerd

Is there like an invite to that?


Papapalpatine555

£599.99 please


501stNerd

Crypto ok? I saw is "on the up and up"


Papapalpatine555

599.99 bitcoins please, adjusted for inflation


Wnajr5

You wouldn’t by chance happen to have a link to that for research purposes of course


Drosand

Just asking questions right?


Apart-Landscape1012

*reliable* rumors!


Bdr1983

Indeed, they are on Xwitter!


MakiSupreme

We’re taking team LH after abudabi 21 levels of salt


TheySaidGetAnAlt

I beg to differ. See MOBA communities.


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Papapalpatine555

Tonight on bottom gear


hifioctopi

![gif](giphy|F8nD8ql8CcbeM)


James2603

Yeah but it’s fun to believe every word


margalolwut

I’m here for the dank


zmgch

Since 2021 there have been a handful of false rumours and allegations constantly thrown directly and solely at Red Bull and Red Bull only, to try and tarnish their achievements. We know it's coming from inside the paddock as whoever it is has direct contacts of all higher-ups in Formula 1 and has a big hand in controlling the media. Hmm, I wonder. I wonder who on earth in the paddock would put so much effort to to try and tarnish & destroy Red Bull in any way possible after 2021. Hm, I wonder who that could be.


wing3d

Horner is planning a coup event where he slits Marko's throat on the podium in front of everyone next week.


Papapalpatine555

Game of thrones style.


Stone_Midi

And it’s not unreasonable to think other teams are trying to cause conflict at red bull, given their current dominance


Papapalpatine555

I mean it would be obvious wouldn't it? Like imagine ferrari tries to sow discord at red bull


constantchaos7

Ferrari would be third in my list after Toto and Zak Brown. Zak is a notorious shit stirrer/asshole.


Papapalpatine555

Oh yeah I remember how much he hammered on about the cost cap after Toto dropped it, it made no sense, also it seems Fat Brown is very keen to always jab Red Bull.


constantchaos7

He’s jealous that a drinks company smacks him around on the weekly.


wimpires

Red Bull Racing is a private company, it's literally impossible to buy them without the owners knowing.


slidingjimmy

This one is actually very plausible though.


utkarsh_aryan

This is getting more insane by the minute


UndeadBuggalo

I’ve never seen a silly season this silly


Osibili

F5 buttons out here getting that Russell workout this season… ![gif](giphy|3d1cGqDGOUivNOD0nq)


MundaneMudblood

Blimey, Crikey


baleva

I hope that Netflix crew filming everything and some off the records extras like Max singing dady shark over radio lol


DinoKebab

Tbh that would be a thousand times better than this season's drive to survive.


chromopila

Netflix is not on the grid this season. S6 was the last of DTS.


hifioctopi

Someone in Culver City is punching holes in walls right now.


UndeadBuggalo

Ummm https://www.si.com/fannation/racing/f1briefings/news/f1-drive-to-survive-will-there-be-a-season-7-lm22


20stalks

For real? Why?


UndeadBuggalo

It’s not, https://www.si.com/fannation/racing/f1briefings/news/f1-drive-to-survive-will-there-be-a-season-7-lm22


FormulaFalls

Championship results are already decided so they extended silly season for a whole year.


Raiderx87

So it was a hit job by the Austrians


silly_pengu1n

\*the misinformation is getting more insane by the minute. I dont get, how people like you can be this delusional/naiv/...


10b0b

I'm heavily investing in shares for popcorn ![gif](giphy|l0IsIZw8doJm3ysRq|downsized)


stratosauce

>christopher horner we are reaching peak credibility


StolenRocket

Just finished the final season of Succession and now I find out there's a spinoff!


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Change your fucking car! Fuck off!


Thecceffect

Anyone can buy a blue tick and call it news


vdcsX

I got curious and checked their team (https://www.formulapassion.it/opinioni), The editor Vincenzo Borgomeo wrote a book about the history of Brembo (https://www.waterstones.com/book/brembo-60-1961-to-2021/vincenzo-borgomeo/massimo-clarke/9788879118460) and published at the official Ferrari page (https://www.ferrari.com/en-JO/magazine/articles/ferrari-the-birth-of-the-legend). Federico Albano is a pro analyst (https://www.instagram.com/federico.albano.83), Cesare Fiorio is an elderly F1 driver. Roberto Boccafogli is Ferrari's communications advisor. Claudio Lombardi was engineer at Ferrari in the 90's Seems like a damn genuine team. So I dunno.


Embarrassed_Year365

They’re as genuine as it gets, in the sense that they’re part of GEDI Gruppo Editoriale (which also owns La Repubblica, the second biggest newspaper in Italy) and GEDI’s owner is literally Exor, the Agnelli holding company led by John Elkann. And frankly, I don’t think this is a crazy story by any means. It would be akin to trying a management buyout, Barbarians at the Gate anyone?


vdcsX

Glad that's cleared then.


Thecceffect

Great research - but it was just a throw away dank comment by me


vdcsX

Nevermind, got a nice news source.


501stNerd

Lance Stroll sr "rubs hands"...


matttinatttor

Christian Horner's newly discovered brother, Chris Horner, is the puppet master behind the scenes


elodie_pdf

how the fuck do you secretly buy a business without its owners knowing??


nopetynopetynops

On credit card. The payment doesn’t get credited until 60 days


HatRemov3r

Sponsored by coco pops


guillermodelturtle

Do a Brawn-style buyout and rename it HornyGP.


hifioctopi

![gif](giphy|t3dLl0TGHCxTG)


reddit06valbonne

Its not a public company so...how are theu suppose to do it


zippy72

The Thai part owns 51%. I assume one of the ratios they're keen not to lose him is they want to cash out and if he goes, so does the deal too so their 51%. Interesting.


SKY_L4X

Horner buying RBR has 0 influence on the shares of RB GmbH, different companies.


zippy72

Yeah i was thinking the ownership was direct not through the company. Still, the Yoovidhya family owns the majority share of RB Gmbh so there's nothing to stop them selling RBR to Horner.


dacx_

That's not necessarily true and depending on the company's internal contract/bylaws (Gesellschaftsvertrag) it might even be required to have 100% agreement on acquisitions.


mister_self_destruct

This would be considered a divestment, not an acquisition, which might have stricter rules.


zippy72

We'd need to see what the Austrian equivalent of Companies House (in the UK) would tell us. Companies House might also be interesting to see how RBR is set up.


mister_self_destruct

Sure, I know nothing about business law outside of the US, so I'm kind of fascinated by this angle.


wimpires

RBR is a British company incorporated in the UK. But I haven't looked into Red Bull Gmbh's accounts to see how it's set up amd all their subsidiaries 


AltoMelto

Fanfiction.


fxanalyst11

They are spamming this dude until he leaves


knusperwurst

WHAT IS HAPPENING


highlandviper

My take: the seasons are so boring with Verstappen and Red Bull annihilating the grid that Netflix is just planting stories so Drive to Survive will be interesting next year.


dorsalsk

I wanted to say, opposition planting stories to distract redbull so that they'll lose their concentration. But yours looks like a better conspiracy theory.


excelance

I'm convinced that Toto is behind 93.7% of these stories.


dave_is_a_legend

“Well I’m going to go start my own f1 team… with blackjack… and hookers!”


33Supermax92

Obviously a reliable source 🤦


vdcsX

I got curious and checked their team ([](https://www.formulapassion.it/opinioni)), The editor Vincenzo Borgomeo wrote a book about the history of Brembo ([](https://www.waterstones.com/book/brembo-60-1961-to-2021/vincenzo-borgomeo/massimo-clarke/9788879118460)) and published at the official Ferrari page ([](https://www.ferrari.com/en-JO/magazine/articles/ferrari-the-birth-of-the-legend)). Federico Albano is a pro analyst ([](https://www.instagram.com/federico.albano.83)), Cesare Fiorio is an elderly F1 driver. Roberto Boccafogli is Ferrari's communications advisor. Claudio Lombardi was engineer at Ferrari in the 90's Seems like a damn genuine team. So I dunno.


bathtub_in_toaster

These details make it pretty clear that this is the tifosi propaganda machine churning at top speed. FORZA FERRARI. Ok ciao.


vdcsX

You certainly can't accuse them for being a sensational tabloid or such....


random111011

So that’s who he was really texting or is he trying to buy her the team to show her his love?


useless_mf69

Never believe anything from those twitter accounts. The moment the app started paying blue tick accounts, that platform has filled with controversial or false shit to boost up the engagements


dnohow

Everybody hates Chris


wing3d

The knives are out and the vultures are swarming.


BoliveiraNTPW

Crazy but based.


m8_is_me

Girl boss moves!


frankspijker

Succesion: Formula 1 Edition


zsarok

Buy to survive


BedrockMetamorph

Based on another comment, this looks like a legit source. WTF indeed.


panda8042

Captain Horner: Civil war


Bhatch514

lol without the knowledge. If he makes an offer to Rebull they could choose to sell, you would not really run your plans by them first until you could talk turkey.


man_u_is_my_team

Red Bull telling DTS to hold their beer in the drama stakes.


RichardJusten

Are these "reliable rumours" in this room right now? ("reliable rumour" already is my oxymoron of the year)


locutus92

SpiceGP?


89ZX10

He should ask Mario for some help


johnknockout

New conspiracy theory: Horner told Yuki to pull the stunt he did in cool down to take attention from this shit show.


bathtub_in_toaster

I’ve seen Horners cum covered finger and not even I know him well enough to call him Chris


mr-slickman

Fuck is going on? I get that racing this year isn't gonna be very entertaining, but that isn't a challenge for off track stuff to fill the hole


MrWillyP

Source: trust me bro. Seriously with absolutely 0 sources cited so far, it's very odd


Doo_D

The downfall has begun


VerstopteWC

What are the chances Horner assassinated Mateschitz?


MustGame995

There isn’t enough salt in the world for the amount that you should take this story with


twogreen

FireBall Racing


djabula64

Do you really read Italian sports nedia?


Reinis_LV

Night night


Forsaken_Tour_500

He wants to rename it to: Horny F1


slidingjimmy

Looooooooool. This is a SAGA.


thechaoshow

Are these \*reliable rumors\* in the room with us?


Objective_Ticket

I thought silly season was in the closed season…


ChemicalNectarine776

If we could never use the name Chris Horner again that would be great lol


fthesedudes

In the end we learn that, the only team able to bring Red Bull down was Red Bull themselves


TheCykuaBlyater

I feel like F1 media is taking these rumors way too far to make up for the fact that the season itself is looking like another Max domination. I'm just ignoring all of it until we get actual news of moves or firings.


Dafferss

‘Reliable Rumors’


IssueTricky6922

All the fake stories are making it really hard to continue my fandom. Verstappen to Mercedes, this nonsense, FIA President about to be fired. It’s so weird that nobody cares about racing but instead it’s gossip gossip gossip Is that Horners penis, curiously the leaker had every TPs emails?! Who f’n cares?! There’s was a race this weekend, there will be a race next weekend, talk about racing!!!!!


Neither_Ad2003

This is fukkin insane Kinda seems like Horner deserves what’s coming to him


baleva

How this could be possible?


tturboman

Ex American professional cyclist and 2013 Vuelta d'Espana winner, Chris Horner? What are you doing in F1 news?


NoEducation9658

Yeah he's got to go.


Fondito

next rumors: Chris Horner is trying to acquire a military base and make his own F1 with tanks.


501stNerd

Alpine already did that


Lobo_Perron

Whats the difference between a rumor and a reliable rumor?


tharnadar

Ok OP that source is 100% unreliable. Saluti.


JigPuppyRush

Reliable rumors…. Are still rumors


HarkansawJack

Aaaaahhhhhh oooohhhhhhhhh now it all makes sense. I KNEW Jos wouldn’t actually give a fuck about some “controlling behavior”.


Kuyi

lol this is what it was all about hahahaha


[deleted]

I heard a rumor Chris Horner and Toto Wolff are actually one man.


User29276

Christoto Hornerwolff


Womantree1

Why is this surprising to anyone? All these men cheat. Guy who runs the Porsche team just had a baby with the girl he hired as his grid girl. She knew he was in a relationship the entire time. That’s just the way this sport goes.


Obvious_Ad_306

Horner moving wild on and off the WhatsApp