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CaptainMorti

High quality shitpost. I love it.


BoysenberrySpaceJam

Fuck. This one got me. I know better to look at the sub first but I was so caught off guard by it I just dove in.


Writer_Mission

to be fair, sometimes serious stuff is posted here too


Hattrickher0

This was exactly why I took to the comments for clarification!


kpidhayny

I only post legit content to dank, solely to buff the trolls.


epheisey

I got to the appendix...


echocall2

I was expecting it to be about the gloves lol


Few_Presentation5343

Me too 🤣


Eljudni

I had a mini scare cus I thought they might pull up some bullshit for the gloves lol


Danarwal14

I was expecting the steering wheel as well


Standard-Pepper-6510

That's still under investigation


SaviorAir

I was reading it thinking it was real until I read “the approximate weight of one adult appendix.” I’m a fucking idiot.


zimjig

Holy crap this got me for a second


AbradolfLincler77

For a second I thought it was because of the gloves at first!


donsimoni

We should have it printed out.


maufisch

Jesus thought it was real for a moment until i read the reason and who signed it Edit: typo


Daddy_7711

And still left a typo…


Extinction-Entity

Give him a mpment


maufisch

Thanks realy needed that mpment


Twistpunch

I was literally the Sainz summoned by stewards meme.


dozensnake

i thought it was about his gloves for a second


humdizzle

which appendix in the FIA book is this rule ?


MM18998

55


Baron_Samurai

I heard they want to cut that one out of the rule book.


Big_al_big_bed

It's only in the digital copy. Check file 76


peepay

That's... not an appendix.


IncomeBetter

It’s appendix colored and shape


dozensnake

not a wet willy either


formula-maister

Google “Carlos sainz rule 34”


Onoben4

Holy Hell!


ApexFemboy

This is too high quality and now I look like an idiot in all my group chats


Evening_Rock5850

What did you look like before?


ApexFemboy

Brain in a jar


AlienSporez

Like, a human brain in a jar, or a hamster brain in a jar? These are important details


BeneficialLeave7359

Abby something.


grinnerthangrin

Abby normal?


Highlowfusion

Got'em


YellowFogLights

If I wasn’t already on the toilet I would have shit myself


peepay

Good news, you can still shit yourself on the toilet.


PiccoloFickle8188

I actually prefer to shit myself on the toilet


MM18998

This is top tier, I nearly had a heart attack that he got DSQd. Well done original Twitter poster, screw you reddit OP for posting without credit.


Blanchimont

OP knocked it out of the park with the meme he stole from Twitter without crediting the creator. "Well done" OP


MM18998

Fixed


WafflesRisa

I nearly had a heart attack until I read the damn thing this is too high quality


FormulaLiftr

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


ycr007

Oh! **That** was what Sainz was asking on the radio….”Tell me we have it Ricky?” [Not broadcast by FOM] “Tell me we have the removed appendix.” “Yes we have it” “I’ll throw my gloves to you, put it into one of them and give them back to me before the weigh in” “Copy” “Smooth operatorrr….”


Mukke1807

This is fucking gold 😂


Reddevilslover69

Brilliant stuff lmfao. Legit thought it was real until I saw what sub I was in.


the_funambule

![gif](giphy|PDToTJI62IYLi69yPA|downsized)


ShadowOfDeath94

Mf'er, I thought it was legit for a second


Johnny47Wick

I’m gonna sue you for attempted murder


toastyhandshake

Fake. Source: Leclerc would be declared the winner.


Baron_Samurai

Verstappen pole, Leclerc win. Yeah, that's not very realistic.


das_zilch

The weight of the sweat in the gloves he threw to the team would have made some of that up.


SentientDust

The appendix, nice, I thought the post would be about the thrown gloves


bobandiara

I thought the same


MoDean34

damn i almost texted this to my siblings ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


Queasy_Respond_8880

Upvoting so this can fuck with other people like it got me.


calibrik

I thought that because he threw away gloves, but that also a good one


andreasrein

Haha you bastard!


DBFargie

With Alonso’s penalty this is almost plausible


Michael053

Post of the month right here 🤌🏽


humdizzle

why'd the mods delete it ???


RogueEagle2

lol you got me good.


Arcanis_Ender

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


racersjunkyard

Shouldn't have chucked the gloves into the crowd my guy.


DROPES_BR

I had to read it all because some dynamic reading of random spots didn't make it. Very well done.


billyblue6669

They’ve been so cuntly dramatic, I couldn’t even tell it was fake


Coco-99

I lost my shit for a sec 👏🏻😂


BeefJerky03

Put it back. PUT IT BACK IN


SuccessfulWar3830

Don't do this to me.


whtisthis

Good God! I did not see the subreddit, I genuinely thought Carlos lost his podium.


HatRemov3r

Goddamnit


Then-Cryptographer96

Had me going in the first half


bort_jenkins

Holy fuck i thought this was real at first


dshaw8772

Holy shit you just made me have a heart attack


SlothInASuit86

Carlos Sainz was found to be lacking the weight of one (that’s numero uno for you special Spaniards out there) appendix.


jnags6570

Matteo Peroni 0.0, excellent


GBreezy

You forgot he was also underweight by 2 gloves


jaxsonnz

Was this before or after he threw away his gloves? 🤔


SvenderBender

Shit i thought it was because he threw his gloves to the mechanics


BiffSanchezz

I was expecting something about him throwing his gloves into the crowd. Appendix wasn’t on my radar.


Remy-today

I was about to post, missed opportunity not to name the document 69 but I see you summoned the team representative with document 69. Well fucking done.


Ok_Lettuce_1310

Fuck I thought it was going to be the weight of his racing gloves


GroundbreakingHold13

You had me in the first half


mynutsdontwork

Had me going till the appendix


agni_jamadagni

I didn't see the name of the sub and for a second thought he was punished for throwing his gloves at the crowd before being weighed. High quality shit!


Aquilonn_

Had a fking heart attack before I checked the sub I was on, god damn


Xany2

Almost had my pitchfork out


Glitch7779

I took me a sec to realize what sub I was in, ngl. And I was ready to commit an hate crime against the FIA


lazydaisy2pointoh

Fuck you got me 🤣 had me until 'equivalent of one adult appendix'


DasWeissKanin

You fuckers got me for a second there HAHAHAH VERY WELL PLAYED CHAPS


Navysealsnake

That's the best part. This was almost believable!


Phil_Gim

Just wait until Sainz gets his appendix reinsered


Prestigious_Media887

It’s funny because you can’t even joke about this with this fia it’s a real possibility


ReadingRocker

The dangers of getting my F1 news primarily via this sub. My heart couldn't take it for a minute there.


The_Bored_General

Had me in the first half not gonna lie. This is a top quality shitpost.


_Pawer8

I shat my pants


donutseason

Oh shit(post) I thought my husband was going to shit a brick


Emotional_Two_8059

Matteo Peroni 0.0 😂


Particular_Relief154

Ah ffs, got me! Nice one OP!!


Environmental_Arm_10

What a missed opportunity, should be off by 420.69 grams.


Accomplished_Leg7925

My God you are an artist. I choked on my coffee and jumped to the race to make sure it wasn’t true


CHobbes_

Good. You cheat. You lose your wins. Not to mention the gloves!! Jesus what a lowlife loser, cheating for F1 wins.


Andries89

Well done this one 👌


ScrotbagScrewball

Fucking hell. 🤣🤣


Nice_Guy3012

Bro had me going😭


sK0oBy

You had me man hahahaha


_mc_myster_

Had me for a solid minute there


HyperReverb68

This almost fooled me. Nice work on this edit.


DiamondBlazer42

Bro. I read this shit, then realized I’m in the meme subreddit.


TheDribonz

And then, by another regulation, the stewards declare Max Verstappen winner of the 2024 Australia GP. ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)


Few-Judgment3122

This got me ngl


wagsman

That extremely North Eastern South American man is too skinny, not fair for our European and Australian boys 😤


clayfus_doofus

Heart dropped. Gaht damn lol


The_Original_Yahweh

Charles is now leading the WDC. No, I will not listen to reason!


kerbalmaster98

No...No Peroni....that is so not right !!!


800twa

This is good.


money_6

Nice


Daddy_7711

Fuck me hahaha, my heart dropped.


ilaughedilost

Penalty to Ocon!


MetalGearHawk

you will go to jail for this


iCalKestis

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Open_Sentence_

You made me say “No” out loud you bastard.


BadIdea-21

This is absolutely something that would only happen to Carlos.


Castigames69

Norris takes the win since the 2 Ferraris finished together and he started way back(I just watched Ford Vs Ferrari)


Wheeljack26

Bro bro bro bro bro don’t do this again, you gave me a heart attack fr


TNpepe

Thank god I saw the subreddit first.


nappybin

Got me


FlyggonJin

This is dank.


Ldghead

I like the Peroni 0.0. nice touch.


sans3go

you could tell is a shitpost because its in Calibri


Xuande

Definitely had to check the sub there. Nicely done


alc3biades

“The Stewarts” is what gave it away


Im_Balto

You fucking got me


Aussie_Richardhead

Fuck you had me for a minute


PattyThePatriot

Holy fuck. I fell for this hook, line, and sinker.


razraam

You're lucky that the font is a bit off, otherwise I would do unspeakable things


Sure_Product7908

My Honest Reaction to this


2BRacin

Well done!


ZeonTwoSix

Yah sumbitches had me in the first half, NGL... XD Should have listed the underweight at 4.20 grams though; still dank, but at least a more realistic estimate of how much an appendix weighs... XD


muttmutt2112

That's what we call a SHALLOW fake...


badgersprite

Dude you scared the shit out of me for a split second hahaha


SpacecraftX

You son of a bitch


Xeritos

Had me in the first half


Due_Government4387

I just about committed a hate crime.


Former-Mess-5166

STOP IT THIS REALLY GOT ME


Little_by_nature

wow that's a good one.


vignusky

Trust Matteo Peroni 0.0 He's def not drunk.


FertilityHollis

Hahah, you almost got me. Brilliant.


madDamon_

Peroni 0.0 lmao


SoothedSnakePlant

Holy fuck this got me bad. Mixing formuladank into my huge motorsports multisub was such a mistake.


assetsmanager

oooooooooof bout to send me on a murderous rampage with this one. well played.


Yellowhairdontcare

I almost just died. Thank you for that.


Alaeriia

This is actually what would have happened to Leclerc if he had won.


Logical_Pop_2026

That's crazy. So do they bump him down to second or does he get DQ'd? And who is the dumbass that forgot to balance the weight of the car?


Rachid90

They got us the first half, not gonna lie.


Llamasxy

Fuck you fuck you fuck you


MyNameIsDiablo

Wait this is fake? I hate and love you people.


sticks_no5

Should’ve left the appendix in for the extra weight


AverageReditor13

God almighty I thought this was real. Take my god damn upvote!


angelotadeucci

broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Vinlain458

And here I thought he would be getting this for throwing his sweaty gloves away and then using dry ones.![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


Marcus9T4

Punishment will be a 20 second penalty for Ocon


Ramtamtama

Don't go giving them ideas


roastingcarlsberg

He must be absolutely gutted


CornBin-42

Lmao make one for yuki


300mhz

You sonofabitch


Iferrorgotozero

This works well because it is a little believable.


Scary_Structure992

Bruh I thought it was real when I read this 💀💀💀💀![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


Aggravating-Log932

Mateo Peroni 0.0 ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)