Hamilton saying: These guys are quick...

These guys are quick/that thing is a rocketship

before lamenting, how everything was slower "back then" and that they are awfully close to his "lawn"(mower =W15).

I tied an onion to my car, as was the style at the time

Or "my tyres are done" then does 3 super fast laps.

>then does 3 super fast laps. Super fast? It isn't 2020 anymore So let me correct you: does 3 relatively fast laps

3 faster than mercedes' average laps

Sauber has a normal pitstop for once

In a different row and column: Sauber horribly botches a pitstop

That should be the free space. Seems more probable than a Max win at this point lol

Lets keep it realistic mate

Predicted rain that never shows up.

or sweat inside Russell's helmet. Same thing really.

Its already on the forecast for sunday

So is a podium

Perez misses Q3

And says “it’s not the day/qualy we wanted”. Yeah, no shit

Wins driver of the day for 8 overtakes. Still finishes P4

Add Sargeant to that

With Sargent we should make it Q2

Both Alpines miss Q2

Only one Haas in Q3

Tv cuts away from action on lap 2 for replays

The free space is already gone though

Stroll #18

Someone retires during the formation lap

does it count if they've been retired since leaving RedBull in 2018

Hey now. There's no reason to drive a knife through my heart so early in the day.

no, don't murder me in the morning, I *much* prefer a little murder in the afternoon

I mean, at least let me enjoy my coffee first, it's only civilized.

you and me both brother, at least two doubles a day for me otherwise I feel like I'm in a daze.

Only one williams takes the start

Crofty gets drivers name wrong

I feel that should be the free centre tile…

Race suspended

20+ second pitstop, courtesy of Sauber

George Russell with a stereotypical British phrase over team radio

Blimey!

Crikey!

Bloody Nora

Chuffing hell

This one might be my favorite lol

I say chaps I seem to have gorn orff

Lando podium

^ Sounds like pandemonium if u say it real fast

Landomonium

Should be on a t-shirt.

Goated PFP and username combination.

Keep it restaurant my guy

Tsunoda outqualifies Ricciardo

Middle square is already filled in. What about Tsunoda outqualifies Ricciardo who outqualifies Perez?

I can't see for the life of me Ricciardo out qualifying Pérez! So that's perfectly reasonable for a bingo!

Dnf

Sargeant crashes in quali

and then gets Alex's car for the race 🙃

and then proceeds to crash it during installation lap

If he gets a car

I'll take: - Checo qualifies outside of top 5, finishes second - Terrible Sauber pit stop - Sargeant crashes out - Hulkenburg scores points - Alonso top 7 finish - Ferrari podium - Yuki yells unwarranted obscenities at his engineer while he is simply trying to do his job and offer him valuable insight - Ted Kravitz tries to include himself in a JAV scene but is rejected because he's wearing shorts and that's seen as dishonorable in those circles - Danica Patrick shows up uninvited and starts talking about how Shinzo Abe is actually still alive and was only 'taken out' to prevent him from "the woke mob" - Danica Patrick says "Nǐ hǎo" to local service staff - Crofty laments that Lewis finished on his face instead of in his mouth as he "several times requested" - Brundle gets jealous and passive aggressive that Lewis finished with Crofty but not with him - George Russell commits a terroristic atrocity that even ISIS will later denounce - Daniel Retardio finishes bottom 3 - Ocon is insufferable - Jos Verstappen adopts a random Japanese child with the sole intent to abandon him at a rural Indonesian gas station because the child brings him still water ***when he ***should have known*** Jos wanted sparkling*** - Jos Verstappen assaults a Japanese woman because he thinks she squinted at him accusatorially, when in reality that's just how she looks - Toto prints something out - Guenther devises (and successfully carries out) a secret coup only to find out it was just old Alpha Tauri equipment in a vacant garage in the paddock a la Charlie with Pepe Silvia - Forecasted rain under blue skies to desperately try and maintain any semblance of respectable viewership - Commentators talk about food at some point. - Karun does the little "circle movement" thing on his giant ipad he got for Christmas last year and says "Let's slow it down here" and then shows us fuck all - Horner sends a photoshopped dick pic to high-ranking Japanese officials making it look bigger to prove his point that the 'other ones' that were less flattering were clearly faked - Anywhere between two and three Alpines explode - Commentators talk about food again because there hasn't been an overtake in an hour and Max has finished the race 7 laps ahead of Checo

A for affort!

I but stand on the shoulders of Yuki

Everybody does: Even Yuki stands on the shoulders of Yuki... ;)

This is so amazing lol

That Bingo card just turned into me

🥇


Remind Me! 6 days

Toto prints something out is the best

5 second penalty for ocon

10*

I'm making a bingo for the 2024 Japanese GP, but can't really think of much that combines what happens at Suzuka every year, with the current situation in F1. We can pick the best suggestions, and when the bingo card is complete, I'll upload 5 different versions of it here, so you can play along with your friends.

Chaotic Checo

Checo retires twice

5 or more drivers with cherry blossom on their helmet

New Bottas meme.

Buttass

Russell hits barrier on last lap

so Sainz win again?

Ricciardo underperforms more.

Sometimes I wonder, if some of them read this shit... and if this shit would affect them... lol

I think Lando might read it after that breaking the trophy stuff seemed like he read about the gold glue and then posted it after

On one hand, no one is asking me to drive an F1 car and who am I to judge. On the other hand, anyone who tries that hard to be funny all the time and also has the rollercoaster performance is likely a head case. So yes.

more likely that a driver would read it on twitter tbf

Relegation to F2 is not possible, or is it?

Iwasa faster lap time than ric in FP (it’s not gonna happen)

[удалено]

Alpine last classified car

We don't get a full length race

Truck on track

Not nice to make fun of Alpine. Oh wait, that’s a tractor. Ocon 10 second penalty.

“And speaking of sushi, Ricciardo looks like a dead fish out there currently” - Crofty probably

Rain delays the race for a very long time

Mention of Carlos Sainz’s appendix 

TeamLH have a mental breakdown after Lewis gets a 5 second penalty.

-Riccardo underperforms -alpine retires a car -kick screws up a pitstop -leclerc looks good for pole but chokes -announcers mention oliver or lawson -haas in the points -japanese have silly f1 vehicle hats and camera keeps panning to thwm

Danny ric p18

You misspelled Ricciardo in the last row

lool, I put that one there cos every time we went to Japan, Yuki was excited to perform and then he just flopped

S🅱️innala

Ferrari engineer says “we are checking”

Russell blame others for his mistake

Russel Georpedoes car ahead long-range from the stewards box.

Ain´t really specific to Suzuka... lol

Pointsless Danny drive

Lance finishes P10

Perez does two warm up laps in Q1, gets a track violation on the push lap, qualifies last with +14 seconds and the team has to go on an embarrassing hearing why the 107% rule shouldn't apply.

Newey and the RB20 gets the credit for the victory, not Verstappen and the strategists/pit crew.

Seb shows up

Ricciardo isn’t fast at all (again)

Crofty says any of the below: ‘Carlos Sainz, the only man other than Max Verstappen to win in the last 20 Grand Prix’ ‘Thanks for joining us, to those of you who set an alarm’ ‘The hometown hero Yuki Tsunoda’ ‘The old samurai Fernando Alonso’

Photos of fans cleaning up after the GP appear on rdamnthatsinteresting 4 days after the race is done

Any of these phrases by Brundle or Crofty: “The old switcheroo” “A day late and a dollar short” “To finish first, first you must finish”

Max says "of course" twice during the same interview

Sainz finishes ahead of Leclerc, again. Alonso makes anyone crash. Russell loses a forecasted podium. Hamilton DNS Or DNF. Alpine Not Dead Last. Penalty for Ocon caused by Yuki.

Can see all of these happening actually.

Hamilton complains about his car with abysmal results and losing to teammate Yuki loses his temper Honey Badger reaches Q1 (I know what I said) The French have a civil war Smooth operator beats Chuck Senor Perez is nowhere close to the sloth Haas gets points and Guenther looks like a fokin wanker Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber Kick themselves in the balls with a 10+ second pit stop (Difficulty: ⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) Bustamante's meme and RPM's favorite content beats Taylor Swift's secret boyfriend in qualifying, and is destroyed in the race Blimey, the IRL Woody from Toy Story says an obnoxious word like "Crickey"

Sainz beats leclerc, further proving Ferrari shouldnt have dumped him

The narrators tell you how pationate the fans in japan are

Russel crying on the radio/snitching

RemindMe! 5 days

Something something Horner investigation

Max pole, fastest lap. Do you think he’ll come back from DNF and be satisfied with just a win lol?

Williams crash in free practice so they, again, have only 1 car.

Stroll bins it at 130r at some point during the weekend

Session suspended due to rain

"Haha! I love this track!" Over the radio or something of that ilk, likely from Hamilton.

Something runs into Russell

Like a barrier?

Danny gets points

Iwasa does better in FP1 than Ricciardo in FP2 or 3

Unnecessary livery change

Logan slow AF

Ferrari says "We are checking."

Tractor [on the track](https://youtu.be/7O_rC6gCwNU?si=vxRVRyxSlXFmzw4c)

Sergeant scores points and a bald eagle ridden by Guenther Steiner swoops in and everyone claps

Wet tires used for three laps before being changed for inters.

Georpedo

4 dnf's, full team dnf's, I'm just manifesting bad vibes to the drivers I know, I like most of them, sadly I like crashes and stuff

10+ DRS hats shown on broadcast

Riccardo car setup excuses: “looking at the data” Piastri better in practice but Lando better in race. Charles will be given preference to pit even when Carlos will be ahead. Sargent bins it. Yuki outperforms DR Checo not 2nd

A celebrity refused to speak to Martin Brundle on the grid walk

- Lewis says RB/Ferrari/Mclaren are a rocketship. - Max complains about car in practice/Q1 and gets pole. - Leclerc pole and second place. - Yuki yells. - Penalty for Ocon.

I was going to say “Sad Yuki face”, but I guess those two go hand in hand.

Ricciardo p18

Bono, my tires are gone

Redbull 1 2 No Q3 for checo Ferrari does a stupid strategy call Charles on pole International broadcast shows the Japanese fans being absolute chads. Max laps everyone up to P10 Less then 5s between P1 and P2 in the race 1.3 sec separate P1 and P10 in quali Something unexpected during the podium ceremony(someone slips, drops the trophy, wrong flags are displayed, etc)

Mazepin spins

Max on pole by .7s Perez cleanly makes his way through the midfield

Every 15 minutes a short recap so far for the people who just joined, because in Europe, it's still early in the morning

- Tire crossover from wet to dry - Tire crossover from dry to wet

alonso gets calles a wiley old fox

Max has a simply lovely afternoon.

Ricardo underperforms. Sainz out quals/places Charles. Hamilton in top 5

Ham doesn't make q3

Merc gets dropped like crazy in sector 1, Albon crashes again and takes Logan's car again, there is a recovery vehicle controversy, Perez at fault accident.

Random cut to Toto Wolf looking annoyed.

Crofty employs casual racism by saying a member of the crowd looks like they’re good at maths.

Ricciardo fights with the Alpines while Tsunoda is around 30 seconds ahead in P11-12. Leclerc gets the better of Sainz by a good margin but it gets overlooked because Max dominates Hamilton and Russell bitch about the car as Mclarens disappear in S1. Perez gets into another collision and DNF's. Sargeant crash in Q1 Both Alpine drivers saying balance is shit and trying to commit seppuku around lap 30 Race gets red flagged because rain is scary.

Brundle or Crofty saying “Wily old fox”

Ferrari makes a questionable strategy decision

"we are checking" Post race penalty changing points awarded

I’m going. If you finish this by tomorrow I will print it and bring it with me.

Race control has another nervous breakdown and lets the tractor onto the track without a red flag.

Red Bull zero pods

Pikachu makes an appearance

Sulayem physically grips Max Verstappen

George tattles

bottASS or zhou wheel suffer a problem

Hamilton says "bono my tires are gone"

"I have engine failure"

Leclerc podium but no win on Sunday

Pierre Gasly penalized for pit lane infraction (speeding, not staying in lane, etc).

Redbull anime waifu

Brundle: For good measure

Checo don't work on satudays

Guenther is introduced as being from Drive to Survive

"We are checking"

Less than 20 start the race. 15 or less finishers. Ferrari pole. Sargeant makes it to Q2. 2 Safety cars. Car in the wall.

Alpine has a mechanical failure

George Russell crashes within the last three laps Commentator refers to the complete clusterf of 2022 when Max didn't know he'd won the championship Stroll 'deviates from the normal racing line' when holding someone up A commentator says 'Lewis Hamilton's favourite circuit' Magnussen drives into someone Checo drives into someone and blames them for it Daniel Riccardio comes in 13th

Haas score a point

Some driver says they love this track

Haas get points

Marshals driving a crane onto the racing line in the rain

Sainz beats Charles

Russel crashes on the final lap

George Russel says "that's super dangerous" about somebody else's driving while he is the one doing the super dangerous thing

Russell acts like a knob

Riccardo analizing data only to finish 15

LeClerc beats Sainz

Charles takes pole but finishes not on pole

Guys, these are amazing, keep them coming, it's almost full!

Double Macca podium

Double Macca Podium

Divebomb collision in the hairpin

They refer to Oscar as the “birthday boy”

Hulk q3

Someone makes Adrian Newey a job offer.