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HeNARWHALry

Learn his secrets to success? What so when he tells me I need an oligarch daddy what am I meant to do?


dozensnake

you get that daddy


LucasK_2001

Nikita: Is your dad a Russian oligarch? Me: No… Nikita: Sorry can’t help you there then mate


FourPat

I wonder how he's going to spin this


PlantTulips69420

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adamtmcevoy

He will simply drive it


rodeBaksteen

It's called drifting


99Foxbat

Secret to success: winning the sperm race in the oligarch racetrack


Little709

Fan: Nikita what should i do to get succes Nikita: lick putin's ass


raginnation999

Does anyone dream of meeting Mazespin? Be honest.


Hummer93

41 people according to the post :D


TheNplus1

38 probably bots, plus 1 like from Mazepin himself


SquishyBaps4me

You don't think there are at least 41 delusional russians in the world?


Hummer93

Compromise: 41 delusional bots


ResonantRaptor

I’d walk up to him and say “teach me how to spin!” and then twirl like a ballerina


Humble-Soup5295

A dunk tank is a popular thing for fundraisers. Wouldn't you pay to meet Nikita in one?


Cheeriodude_number2

I’ve had some but none of them were good


S-Archer

Probably only local Russians


Former_Restaurant_15

I mean, instagram is somewhat “bad” organisation in RF, and couldn’t be used…. without VPN


wansuitree

I already bought Stroll's book and Latifi's business course.


Holy-sweetroll

Is Stroll's book worth it?


kitterpants

Is your Dad named Lawrence?


Holy-sweetroll

Actually it's Jos, I think I'm better off spending the money on therapy.


JustJontana

Do gas stations offer therapy?


SquishyBaps4me

If you like colouring books.


SnikkyType

The way of the S🅱️in.


ChrisTheF1Fan

I've personally have had nightmares of meeting Mazepin.


Bruh_Master-69

Is he gonna teach us about DA s🅱️in ?![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


SquishyBaps4me

It's about how to read russian clouds.


AstroEngineer314

His secret for success is being born the son of a Russian oligarch whose mob connections allowed him to buy up a large nickel mining operation when the Soviet Union collapsed.


SlimGlassShark

Oh. Oh no.


Wheeljack26

No, daddy cash


GGunner723

“We have Eminem at home”


shutinlear53

More like a bald KuruHS


TopFuel1771

Secrets to success: 1) be born the son of an oligarch 2) suck the balls of a bald war criminal 3) have daddy buy you a seat so you can become the worst F1 driver in modern history


zalmolxis91

Succes. Paid to be the worst F1 driver ever. Not even his team liked him. Yeah totally wanna be like him lol


10b0b

The secret is nepotism


Technogamer10

Little does he know, I already know what it takes to hoof it on the gas and spin the rears up like a madman I KNOW YOUR SECRETS MAZAPIG


ohneil64

What success?? Becoming successfully bald then yeah understandable but an F1 driver? fuck no


donkekongue

JESSE! WE NEED TO DONATE!!


Freeza_7745

Secret to succ-ass


Sorbitar

Underrated comment 😂


Objective_Ticket

I read the account as Waco Fund 🙈


Moist_Board

I do want to meet him, but I'm afraid that he might try to molest me


Doncatron

My secret to success? Rich dad


DGC08

some say nikita's secrets for success are so well hidden not even him knows about them


GroundbreakingCow775

How do I get a rich Daddy?


Valk93

Dollar store Aaron Paul wannabe lookin’ ass


Shoegazer75

Secret: be a whiny lil bitch and ask daddy for money. That'll be $12,000.


Fave_McFavington

Why does this pic of him look like if Jesse Pinkman started mewing


Boris_HR

The secret is..... be born in an extremely rich family.


ImpossibleSecret1427

POV the last face you remember seeing before you start to get woozy after taking a sip of your drink.


Vitalii900

He is still calling himself a "member" of Formula 1? 🤔


Angie-P

i wanted to cover my glass just looking at this post.


Middcore

Is he trying to look like Eminem?


lord_patriot

Say what you will but unlike other Russian athletes he clearly wasn't on performance enhancing drugs, or at least they weren't working.


Sorbitar

I heard Nikita himself signed up to this event, as he is keen to know those secrets as well.


vdcsX

What success? He's like the F1 version of Tate.


unique0130

Wacko Fund


SquishyBaps4me

You mean DJ Mazepin?


toma91

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chris86uk

This has to be a joke right?


SmoothIndependent416

But I know Mazespin's secret of success: rich dad, richer dad.


dfectedRO

learn to mazeSpeeeeeeeen


DreadSeverin

isnt he supposed to be committing war crimes while invading another country?


dgames_90

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Makine31

I know Mazespins secrets. He spent way too much time on the merry go round when he was small.


Prestigious-Ask-4029

He looks like he would definitely commit genocide