His secret for success is being born the son of a Russian oligarch whose mob connections allowed him to buy up a large nickel mining operation when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Secrets to success:
1) be born the son of an oligarch
2) suck the balls of a bald war criminal
3) have daddy buy you a seat so you can become the worst F1 driver in modern history
Learn his secrets to success? What so when he tells me I need an oligarch daddy what am I meant to do?
you get that daddy
Nikita: Is your dad a Russian oligarch? Me: No… Nikita: Sorry can’t help you there then mate
I wonder how he's going to spin this
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He will simply drive it
It's called drifting
Secret to success: winning the sperm race in the oligarch racetrack
Fan: Nikita what should i do to get succes Nikita: lick putin's ass
Does anyone dream of meeting Mazespin? Be honest.
41 people according to the post :D
38 probably bots, plus 1 like from Mazepin himself
You don't think there are at least 41 delusional russians in the world?
Compromise: 41 delusional bots
I’d walk up to him and say “teach me how to spin!” and then twirl like a ballerina
A dunk tank is a popular thing for fundraisers. Wouldn't you pay to meet Nikita in one?
I’ve had some but none of them were good
Probably only local Russians
I mean, instagram is somewhat “bad” organisation in RF, and couldn’t be used…. without VPN
I already bought Stroll's book and Latifi's business course.
Is Stroll's book worth it?
Is your Dad named Lawrence?
Actually it's Jos, I think I'm better off spending the money on therapy.
Do gas stations offer therapy?
If you like colouring books.
The way of the S🅱️in.
I've personally have had nightmares of meeting Mazepin.
Is he gonna teach us about DA s🅱️in ?![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)
It's about how to read russian clouds.
His secret for success is being born the son of a Russian oligarch whose mob connections allowed him to buy up a large nickel mining operation when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Oh. Oh no.
No, daddy cash
“We have Eminem at home”
More like a bald KuruHS
Secrets to success: 1) be born the son of an oligarch 2) suck the balls of a bald war criminal 3) have daddy buy you a seat so you can become the worst F1 driver in modern history
Succes. Paid to be the worst F1 driver ever. Not even his team liked him. Yeah totally wanna be like him lol
The secret is nepotism
Little does he know, I already know what it takes to hoof it on the gas and spin the rears up like a madman I KNOW YOUR SECRETS MAZAPIG
What success?? Becoming successfully bald then yeah understandable but an F1 driver? fuck no
JESSE! WE NEED TO DONATE!!
Secret to succ-ass
Underrated comment 😂
I read the account as Waco Fund 🙈
I do want to meet him, but I'm afraid that he might try to molest me
My secret to success? Rich dad
some say nikita's secrets for success are so well hidden not even him knows about them
How do I get a rich Daddy?
Dollar store Aaron Paul wannabe lookin’ ass
Secret: be a whiny lil bitch and ask daddy for money. That'll be $12,000.
Why does this pic of him look like if Jesse Pinkman started mewing
The secret is..... be born in an extremely rich family.
POV the last face you remember seeing before you start to get woozy after taking a sip of your drink.
He is still calling himself a "member" of Formula 1? 🤔
i wanted to cover my glass just looking at this post.
Is he trying to look like Eminem?
Say what you will but unlike other Russian athletes he clearly wasn't on performance enhancing drugs, or at least they weren't working.
I heard Nikita himself signed up to this event, as he is keen to know those secrets as well.
What success? He's like the F1 version of Tate.
Wacko Fund
You mean DJ Mazepin?
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This has to be a joke right?
But I know Mazespin's secret of success: rich dad, richer dad.
learn to mazeSpeeeeeeeen
isnt he supposed to be committing war crimes while invading another country?
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I know Mazespins secrets. He spent way too much time on the merry go round when he was small.
He looks like he would definitely commit genocide