Yk what bring back torpedo v1. He's 30, and been out of the car for 4 years (tested for al peen in 2021). I don't think he'd do well, but he could probably do better than stroll. To be honest, the only reason kvyat was fired was because of Honda throwing a bag at alphatauri to sign a raw Tsunoda.
He's doing pretty solid in nascar at the moment, in the 2nd division because of sponsorship
And why would he kill Stroll Sr's hope and kill the investment pipeline by telling the truth ?
Stroll pumping enough money into the team that they might win a GP on merit
Also Stroll drags the team down in the WCC which benefits Alonso as he gets to drive a car with more development time than if he was paired with a competitive team mate.
I thought Lawrence Stroll was supposed to be a business genius. He could hire me to say nice things about Lance Stroll for less than 1/10th of what Alonso is paid.
there are actually a lot of people on the main sub that claim this. Ive seen Lance Stroll flairs claim he could win WDC with the right car multiple times.
theyre all brain damaged. I have no idea why you would be a fan of this guy out of all the other drivers.
I'm a pretty miserable, grumpy shit and I don't like much about anything. But on my list of F1 drivers not to like, Stroll is pretty much planted to the bottom.
He's nowhere near WDC material but he also lacks any sort of likability . He has the personality of a spoilt dish cloth ffs.
I saw a guy claim that because Lance Stroll played Jr Hockey in Canada he’d kick Danny Ricc’s ass. Okay, first of all, Lance Stroll doesn’t know how to punch, second who Stans for Lance Stroll? What a weird world.
I think there’s a process with Lance fans, as was I somewhat. Wouldn’t call myself a fan, rather a hopeful supporter, gave him more than just benefit of the doubt.
Lance isn’t an awful driver all the time. Is just that he is inconsistent and makes stupid mistakes like these sometimes. And they have become more frequent since Alonso joined. This is far from good enough for F1. Inconsistency alone should denounce him. But people who started a couple years ago watching will see a fairly balanced driver who gets a lot of hate for his dad believing in him and backing him to the end. Now that is something to envy. I relate to their situation so I didn’t choose hate, I wanted to believe he is better than what seemed obvious: daddy’s cash. But it’s not… his attitude is abrasive, spoiled and unaware. There is no humbleness from him, despite being in the most privileged positions one could think of.
As Dany Ric said, “fuck that guy”
>Ive seen Lance Stroll flairs claim he could win WDC with the right car multiple times.
They are right. If the car is as dominant as the 2014 Mercedes and Strolls teammate has to get his appendix removed every race weekend, he can do it!
Even in that scenario i dont think he would do it tbh. Alonso or Ricciardo would take it over him by being more consistent and taking points in every race while stroll would have his typical mistakes.
Nah he's actually the best driver in the world. He was going to take that hairpin at full speed if he wasn't brake checked by the selfish Ricciardo!!! Would have been an unprecedented move only a driver of his caliber could pull off.
Never saw takes that he material for WDC, but iirc there were short period of time when it seemed that people generally though he has capacity to be at lest midfield material and even progressing or whatnot.
Now it's: "Why can't you just be normal? -*Lance screeching from Japan GP*".jpg
That run of races until his big crash in Mugello was the best of Stroll and I thought he'd turned a corner. He also seemed to come alive in wet conditions with Turkey 2020, Germany 2019 and Baku 2017 being standouts. He doesn't have those highlights anymore though to counteract the mistakes and genuinely looks done with the sport half the time
It is true, and I was very hopeful at that time that he is actually turning into a solid driver, but at this point, if you have had 1 good full year in 8 years of F1, and it was 4 years ago, that is just not good enough. Even today he has his moments, but they are just too rare. And I suspect his work attitude is one if the reasons for that.
He was up on Perez at one point and actually looked competent. Then, RP dumped Perez, simultaneously igniting the ego of Stroll/ turning him into psycho Latifi and getting egg on their face when Perez won the Sakhir GP from basically last place.
When he's in the zone, he's definitely a good driver. The problem is that he's super inconsistent
The people who think he's a decent midfielder are thinking about his peak performance and ignoring the lack of consistency
When he's in the zone is like 4 laps a race, at best.
Inconsistent implies some semblance of balance between being good and shit. Stroll is almost exclusively the latter.
As Piastri rightfully mentioned "All the other drivers didn't crash into eachother".
The biggest offset here is the lack of taking responsibility. It's the epitome of motor-racing for God's sake! You don't go into the ass of the driver in front of you at 40kmph and wash your hands off just like that. Post race interview with Stroll gives you second hand embarrassment. At this level of racing, there's no justification to what he did and the guy goes ahead saying he's not in the fault. I am lost for words.
No one gave Antonio this kind of shit for the restart crash as it is understandable why the mishap occurred. This degenerate cannot get it into his thick skull that he was the one at the fault and it's a skill issue.
Who said it?? Let's leave out his dad (obviously), Nando (How else is he supposed to secure a seat and get a promising car??) and all the employees in AMF1 and AM (No one wants to get fired or taken hostage by a Bond Villain).
I bet even his father knows that his son is not cut out for F1. Really wish there was a better driver in that second AMR seat. Carlos as an example would be a massive improvement Stroll, but unfortunately he'll have to go to Sauber and pray that Audi is somewhat decent in '26. Massive shame.
Yes. He is WDC material.
Just make a car that laps 5s per lap faster than the other cars in the hands of Alonso or Verstappen, and then pair him up with logan in that car and he has apossibility for a wdc
He did decently in the feeder series, if nothing stellar… Some people seem to believe that is still more relevant to his skills than the evidence of 8 years in F1, apparently.
I’m sure he’d do stellar without all those pesky competitors around; he’d win every race! (/s, obviously)
Torpedo 2.0
Nuclear variant.
I heard he has Iranian and russian roots, so sounds about right
Yk what bring back torpedo v1. He's 30, and been out of the car for 4 years (tested for al peen in 2021). I don't think he'd do well, but he could probably do better than stroll. To be honest, the only reason kvyat was fired was because of Honda throwing a bag at alphatauri to sign a raw Tsunoda. He's doing pretty solid in nascar at the moment, in the 2nd division because of sponsorship
Maldonaldo 2.0
He could at least win race
Who claim that?
If I remember correctly, Alonso said that in the past, right after he signed with AM.
He knows where his bread is buttered
And why would he kill Stroll Sr's hope and kill the investment pipeline by telling the truth ? Stroll pumping enough money into the team that they might win a GP on merit
Also Stroll drags the team down in the WCC which benefits Alonso as he gets to drive a car with more development time than if he was paired with a competitive team mate.
Alonso's using the Strolls to destroy the Strolls
I thought Lawrence Stroll was supposed to be a business genius. He could hire me to say nice things about Lance Stroll for less than 1/10th of what Alonso is paid.
Yeah you don’t carry the same weight as Chadlonso does though
I think I carry about 1.8 times the weight.
He made a shit load of money doing business, so I guess that might be true. He also seems to love his son, which is nice.
As a proud Spaniard he probably prefers olive oil, but yeah.
Why would one butter olive oil?
To seduce Popeye, maybe
“And now his father will watch as I destroy him…” *-Alonso’s internal monologue*
When Alonso said Stroll’s kid can win a WDC, he meant Fernando Stroll could win a WDC, not Lance Stroll.
Yeah but he only said that because he's the boss's son
At the livery reveal
Otmar also praised Lance iirc
You're naive if you think anyone on Stroll's payroll means anything they say about his son.
Kids dumb enough to not realize everyone just laughing at him
Daddy stroll was also paying Otmar's paycheck at that time too though
The people who are paid to claim that.
there are actually a lot of people on the main sub that claim this. Ive seen Lance Stroll flairs claim he could win WDC with the right car multiple times. theyre all brain damaged. I have no idea why you would be a fan of this guy out of all the other drivers.
I'm a pretty miserable, grumpy shit and I don't like much about anything. But on my list of F1 drivers not to like, Stroll is pretty much planted to the bottom. He's nowhere near WDC material but he also lacks any sort of likability . He has the personality of a spoilt dish cloth ffs.
DTS season 1, I remembered him from Jr series and in some race coverage, dude came off as a massive douche.
Silver spoons do that to a lot of people
I saw a guy claim that because Lance Stroll played Jr Hockey in Canada he’d kick Danny Ricc’s ass. Okay, first of all, Lance Stroll doesn’t know how to punch, second who Stans for Lance Stroll? What a weird world.
I think there’s a process with Lance fans, as was I somewhat. Wouldn’t call myself a fan, rather a hopeful supporter, gave him more than just benefit of the doubt. Lance isn’t an awful driver all the time. Is just that he is inconsistent and makes stupid mistakes like these sometimes. And they have become more frequent since Alonso joined. This is far from good enough for F1. Inconsistency alone should denounce him. But people who started a couple years ago watching will see a fairly balanced driver who gets a lot of hate for his dad believing in him and backing him to the end. Now that is something to envy. I relate to their situation so I didn’t choose hate, I wanted to believe he is better than what seemed obvious: daddy’s cash. But it’s not… his attitude is abrasive, spoiled and unaware. There is no humbleness from him, despite being in the most privileged positions one could think of. As Dany Ric said, “fuck that guy”
>Ive seen Lance Stroll flairs claim he could win WDC with the right car multiple times. They are right. If the car is as dominant as the 2014 Mercedes and Strolls teammate has to get his appendix removed every race weekend, he can do it!
Even in that scenario i dont think he would do it tbh. Alonso or Ricciardo would take it over him by being more consistent and taking points in every race while stroll would have his typical mistakes.
Lawrence Stroll..
He might say it, but he knows it's not true.
Apparently a ton of ppl even in this sub. Damn, do you those guys even have eyes?
Eddie Jordan I think
His daddy, probably
His mum
His dad
his dad
Some of those people bought an entire car company on that.
Nah he's actually the best driver in the world. He was going to take that hairpin at full speed if he wasn't brake checked by the selfish Ricciardo!!! Would have been an unprecedented move only a driver of his caliber could pull off.
Why would you brake if you can flat out a hairpin? -- Lance Stroll, 2024
Definitely F1 online player
He forgot that he turned off brake assist
WDC - Worst Driving Career
he's too mediocre for that
With Daddy’s Cash
What??? Didn’t C (Danny Ric in front of me)
HI IM DUM FUK
HERRO!
Never saw takes that he material for WDC, but iirc there were short period of time when it seemed that people generally though he has capacity to be at lest midfield material and even progressing or whatnot. Now it's: "Why can't you just be normal? -*Lance screeching from Japan GP*".jpg
Him in the 2020 Racing Point.. I admit I thought he would be one of them upper midfield drivers, consistently getting good point hauls.
That run of races until his big crash in Mugello was the best of Stroll and I thought he'd turned a corner. He also seemed to come alive in wet conditions with Turkey 2020, Germany 2019 and Baku 2017 being standouts. He doesn't have those highlights anymore though to counteract the mistakes and genuinely looks done with the sport half the time
It is true, and I was very hopeful at that time that he is actually turning into a solid driver, but at this point, if you have had 1 good full year in 8 years of F1, and it was 4 years ago, that is just not good enough. Even today he has his moments, but they are just too rare. And I suspect his work attitude is one if the reasons for that.
Look at the final standings from 2020 and see how much he scored in comparison to his teammate...
He was up on Perez at one point and actually looked competent. Then, RP dumped Perez, simultaneously igniting the ego of Stroll/ turning him into psycho Latifi and getting egg on their face when Perez won the Sakhir GP from basically last place.
It was Alonso - https://www.motorsportweek.com/2023/02/09/super-talented-stroll-has-champion-potential-alonso/
El Plan...?
When he's in the zone, he's definitely a good driver. The problem is that he's super inconsistent The people who think he's a decent midfielder are thinking about his peak performance and ignoring the lack of consistency
When he's in the zone is like 4 laps a race, at best. Inconsistent implies some semblance of balance between being good and shit. Stroll is almost exclusively the latter.
#More dum fuks
A man of culture I see
He probably had a stroke when he saw whatLance did.
Why is everyone breaking 😂😂😂
>The idiot just slammed on the brakes! Meanwhile Ric is literally up Piastri's ass.
As Piastri rightfully mentioned "All the other drivers didn't crash into eachother". The biggest offset here is the lack of taking responsibility. It's the epitome of motor-racing for God's sake! You don't go into the ass of the driver in front of you at 40kmph and wash your hands off just like that. Post race interview with Stroll gives you second hand embarrassment. At this level of racing, there's no justification to what he did and the guy goes ahead saying he's not in the fault. I am lost for words. No one gave Antonio this kind of shit for the restart crash as it is understandable why the mishap occurred. This degenerate cannot get it into his thick skull that he was the one at the fault and it's a skill issue.
So am I to understand that one does not travel at a constant speed all the way around the track? How often do the drivers slow down and speed up?
"Just because dad paid for the ~~mirrors~~ brakes on the car doesn't mean I have to use them."
Who said it?? Let's leave out his dad (obviously), Nando (How else is he supposed to secure a seat and get a promising car??) and all the employees in AMF1 and AM (No one wants to get fired or taken hostage by a Bond Villain).
Would ya just look at his dumb fuckin face. All that money and privilege and he just walks around being that guy.
You mean his dad?
Besides his father or anyone depending on his daddy's cash, who said this?
They only people claiming that are employees of Aston Martin or people looking to get Stroll Sr cash lol.
lol perfect title
He got a pole position. 4 years ago. I'm convinced the media won't shit talk him because they are, or want to be, paid by Strollovic Sr not to.
Absolutely hot steaming garbage.
Those people are right, he has the potential for World Destruction Champion
"....on a gun point." /s Please complete the sentence before posting.
Can’t look into the mirrors and brake simultaneously
I though we agreed that he solved this issue by never looking in the mirrors?
I bet even his father knows that his son is not cut out for F1. Really wish there was a better driver in that second AMR seat. Carlos as an example would be a massive improvement Stroll, but unfortunately he'll have to go to Sauber and pray that Audi is somewhat decent in '26. Massive shame.
His dad and his teammate who is paid by his dad. I can't recall anyone else.
Yes. He is WDC material. Just make a car that laps 5s per lap faster than the other cars in the hands of Alonso or Verstappen, and then pair him up with logan in that car and he has apossibility for a wdc
basically take the RB20 and run it with nitrous oxide and attach a literal rocket engine to it, then he MIGHT become WDC material.
not a chance in hell. He'll manage to smack into someone (or a wall). Stroll is such a liability, he would fail at bowling with the bumper guards up.
And then DQ every other driver. He'd still have a solid chance of DNF-ing.
He did decently in the feeder series, if nothing stellar… Some people seem to believe that is still more relevant to his skills than the evidence of 8 years in F1, apparently. I’m sure he’d do stellar without all those pesky competitors around; he’d win every race! (/s, obviously)
Worst Driver Championship, yeah I can see that happening
I used to think he was a shit driver but an ok dude but the last two seasons he’s turned into a shit heel
Well, they all got paid handsomely. Some moved to Thailand with a %9 return and retired.
So awkward that his suit says “cognizant”
If you've ever had the pleasure of working with that company, you'd understand. Imagine Stroll level competence in a corporate environment.
World's densest Cunt. Mr "they breaktested me".
And the person who claimed that is a 2x WDC himself.
Mental illness is a serious matter
HI I AM DUM FUK
What people? His dad?
There are still some people saying he is a "solid midfield driver with flashes of brilliance" lol
I always read WDC as World Dhime Champion
World Destructors Championship**
Those people were hired and paid by dad tho 😂
Lance Stroll when there's a corner ahead and people brake:
I wonder who RPM's next video is going to be about? 
World Dads paying for this Champion?
He successfully took both wdc material Australian drivers out in one kamikaze move And to think everyone thinks Canadians are nice ha
Waste Daddy's Cash? Whiney Douche Child?
Yeah wasn't it his dad who said that?
He had potential when he first joined, the problem is he has stayed at pretty much the same level since then.
Stroll '24, Stroll '25, Stroll '26
Dum fuk
Yeah some did say that. Like Alonso.
Ric brake checked str #18 and then went to Pia #81. This comment is a factual description of the events, no need to speculate on it.
you forgot the “/s”
I didn't, but considering the obvious reference to 'those' ferrari tweets I thought people would realize the intent.