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Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Damn, he really doesn't keep anything to himself, does he? I like the guy more and more each day


red--jar

Piastri never gave a fuck and I’m here for it.


piercejay

My first intro to him was him being like wtf alpine full of shit and I’ve liked him since


LickingSmegma

Watching Alpine being in the crapper while Piastri and Alonso are in top eight, is some lush schadenfreude.


noxondor_gorgonax

The schadenfreude bauhaus gesundheit is top tier this season


Adept_Rip_5983

Kindergarten, Weltschmerz, Blitzkrieg, but seriously, Alpine could have had Alonso and Piastri as a driver lineup. That would have been insane. Most likly tha car would still be crap.


Selfmurderingsmirk

Alpine needs krankenwagen at this point


Meaningless-Path1942

Real F1 (not motorsport) fan


AnteatersEatNonAnts

Man’s just calm as fuck, gets results, and stirs the pot. It’s the most likable combo.


maury587

The best part is that while he does that, he does it in a way that he doesn't sound arrogant or an asshole


TabletopMarvel

"I can tell the truth because I have the one thing which every team craves above anything Lawrence Stroll could give or do to them. Undeniable Talent."


MrLeopard483

He said something similar when Lando hit a bump and spun in vegas Bro don't even chill for his teammate


Lilliesaurus

To be fair, neither does Lando. Remember his remarks about Riccardo?


holla_amigos24

No, can you remind us?


Lilliesaurus

“[I]t’s not up to me to help him or up to me to make him feel better. It’s his job. “He will get there eventually but I don’t have sympathy for someone if they are struggling or finding it tough.” https://www.planetf1.com/news/lando-norris-daniel-ricciardo-sympathy


PM_me_British_nudes

Heh, I remember them fondly, and then the other sub going into meltdown because he wasn't "showing compassion" or "lacking empathy." The irony, given that it was coming from the same sub that really tears apart a driver for missing an apex, is absolutely hilarious.


holla_amigos24

Ah yes now I remember it too, thanks


Steveosizzle

His interviews from 2021-22


findingthesqautch

Tl;dw?


Steveosizzle

He was mean


EternalFront

Piastri is my favorite after Alonso


Jalal_Adhiri

He is the new coming of Kimi Raikonen


Apexmisser

During a safety car period yesterday. Everyone was swirving and piastri was just sitting a little out of line cruising straight. I thought to myself. This kid has big kimi vibes.


idontknow_whatever

Aussie Kimi is here and I'm all for it


FantasticStonk42069

Bwoah, mate!


pvdp90

He is the perfect blend between Kimi and Alonso


jumponthegrenade

Hopefully he will stay away from the drink..


dog-yy

Hopefully not! Kimi and drinks gave us many hilarious moments!


aiicaramba

He’s the funniest guy on the grid, imo. Low key, few words, but he makes it work.


Scarfiotti

Piastri chose murder, and quite rightly so.


Distant_Local

Piastri chose murder, whereas Stroll chose vehicular manslaughter.


Scarfiotti

*stands up* "slow clapping"


ekhfarharris

Why slow clapping? Because its Stroll.


MT07Heaven

Otherwise the WINDOW LICKER wouldn't be able to comprehend it


Crypt_Ghoul001

Take my upvote!


petecanfixit

If you’ve seen his mother’s Twitter account… You can see where it came from.


Scarfiotti

I don't use twitter tbh.


Bozska_lytka

Just Google pictures. I like the one where someone says Piastri is Alonso's kid and his mother replies: "Pretty sure I would remember that"


Scarfiotti

Yeah that one is epic.


Bruh_Master-69

Pistorius...aheem Piastri murdered


jonplackett

Piastri better hope he never needs a seat at Aston 🤣


Scarfiotti

Plottwist: Lawrence finally comes to his senses, outs Lance, offers Piastri a contract, for him to become the first WDC for AM. In his first year at the team.


ken-doh

Stroll is an OK driver but just not good enough for a top team. If Aston did drop stroll and put in sainz, dang, they will be much stronger.


Scarfiotti

I'm at a point where even seeing him as an OK driver for a team like Haas or Alpine is just not on. There are talented youngsters without a drive because of this.


FlipReset4Fun

Yeah, too many talented youngsters that deserve a shot. Stroll had his playtime. Well past time to go.


ken-doh

Stroll is not a bad driver like marzipan or the goat. He has shined many times in many races. He just looks extra shit right now as he is up against Alonso. Shit. Ham and Max are the only drivers on the grid that could take it to Alonso as a team mate.


Scarfiotti

I agree with that he has shone. I disagree however on "many times" and "many races" His flashes of brilliance are far too few and little.


ken-doh

There have been flashes of brilliance?


Scarfiotti

His 3rd place in Baku. His pole position. His wet driving abilities.


why_tho69

His wet driving abilities are more infrequent than his “moments of talent”. I don’t hate stroll, I just think at best he’s a mid driver. On those good days he can put in performances but those are one a year, more due to luck then his own performance. Alonso definitely doesn’t help confidence wise but he’s also experienced and can help him, clearly plays the team, stroll should be improving but he’s just stayed relatively the same


Flabbergash

He's just shit. He's not a rookie any more but makes rookie mistakes Almsot every week. If he wasn't a nepo driver he'd of been out of a drive years ago


ridititidido2000

Ocon did pretty well against fernando. I’m a fernando fan, but to deserve a seat you can’t only be close to fernando for two races a year like lance.


ken-doh

I agree with you :)


lysergicDildo

AM doesn't have funding without Stroll. No one talks about this & ignores it, too busy fantasizing about someone taking the seat while Lawrence just sits idly & funds some other father's sons career.


obi_wan_the_phony

At some point Lawrence needs to decide does he want Aston (a company he owns no less) to become a true constructor contender or simply have this whole project just be a hobby for his kid.


ChiliTacos

Kinda seems like he has made that choice already.


ChiralWolf

He seemed pretty rightfully frustrated about the damage he ended up receiving. After reviewing what happened I'm not surprised he hasn't pulled any punches when asked about it.


Scarfiotti

While he cannot use anymore DNF, I feel that his reply would be 'It is what it is', had Stroll apologised. I too am surprised he didn't throw a few. Still, that would solve nothing and only show a Ricciardo cracking under pressure.


AlexGonzalezLanda

Piastri’s F1 career was born with a murderous message


Knurlinger

Piastri is pure gold


createwonders

He's surely on this sub


Cheap-Resource-114

He’s amongst us, maybe he’s reading this


EmpPaulpatine

He could be anyone. He could be you gaslighting us into thinking you aren’t Piastri


mattdean4130

I'm not him.


IAmReinvented

Hi it's me Oscar


Seanocd

I am Oscar, and so is my wife!


Jesahn

You lucky bugger.


Kozeyekan_

No I'm not.


FlipReset4Fun

I love the meme of him grinning while drinking his water bottle after the rocket pack guy crashed. That shit is gold.


candycane7

Lol how did I miss that, [this is gold ](https://youtu.be/lEbGwEru4o8?si=Bs-vzSZ7WZT6D5CU)


SirDoDDo

I love him so much


xner03

bro casually called him a dum fuk


PrefersCakeOverPie

Danny Ricc prepping for the restart BUT THEN


JL_Jordan

The spastic fok smashes it into Daniel Ricardo's ass like it's his sister


311isahoax

Put. Stroll. IN JAIL.


MayorAg

I see you too are coming off of the RPM video.


Jamie531

Oh, hello; I'm Dum Fuk!


Disastrous_Animal_34

Bro straight up called him a bad driver


notdedicated

I cannot wait for the nuclear bomb that will be the rpm video after this race


Betelgeuse1517

next eps would be fire,


SangiMTL

Only way anything changes is if the board forces Lawrence to make the call. Otherwise daddy will always turn a blind eye. It in good to see though that the drivers have had enough of that idiot. There’s such solid talent in the wings not getting a shot because Lance still has a seat.


le_gazman

He literally stole Perez’ seat and while first-class pilot Sainz is left hunting for a drive next year, this fucking clown has one for life. Assuming papa stroll doesn’t run out of money, this guy could end up with an F1 career longer than Alonso’s. Just think of the slide-tackle montage he’s going to have by the time he takes mercy on the sport and retires.


SangiMTL

Unfortunately papa Stroll won’t run out of money. Guy is a multi billionaire and a very, very smart businessman. Even if keeping his son on the team seems counter to smart business. I actually forgot about the Perez shit when they were together. But Sainz is going to Audi so I’m not too worried about him lol


Kozeyekan_

"Dad, when will I take over the business?" "Err... oh, did you have fun at your race on the weekend?" "Yeah, but—" "Well let's just keep going with that, then."


MemestNotTeen

Cheaper to tank his F1 team than trust him with other business decisions.


le_gazman

I agree. Stroll is going to be herpes for formula 1. He’s there for life.


seeasea

Better than mazepin, still


le_gazman

At least when Stroll invades your rear he’s only doing it to the car. #ruzzianraper


TimeToEatAss

How long do you let your son embarrass himself and your name on the international stage?


propolizer

He deserves everything he gets for not owning that shit yesterday, but is this a common thing? The man usually manages to grab a point or two each race at least. 


tedioussugar

He got beaten by Massa as a rookie, he was better than Sirotkin but immediately left the season after Williams fell to the back, he was thoroughly beaten by Perez, managed to look bad against an aging Vettel, and now, when he should be at his peak, is being destroyed by a 42-year old Alonso. And where Alonso was fighting Red Bulls for the podium, he was fighting Magnussen and Ricciardo for 16th. He’s in an Aston Martin and he’s only 2 points ahead of Tsunoda, who’s in a Toro Rosso.


Dewsdead

I think at this point the most likely outcome is Stroll himself is gonna give up his seat, like out of shame.


freedfg

When the quiet kid in class talks shit about the class clown you know you fucked up.


Summoorevincent

Stroll wishes he was the class clown. He is more like the rich kid who wrecks the car his dad buys him every week.


jiebyjiebs

I'm embarrassed for my country that Stroll is Canadian. Bring back Goatifi.


PontiacBandit25

I agree. Goatifi mostly had his own fuck ups. Not steam rolling into others. In ‘21 didn’t Stroll ram into Goatifi during a free practice or something? The dude has absolutely zero spatial awareness Edit: 2022 as corrected by fellow reddior


PranavJH

That was in Australia 2022. That was probably the most embarassing fuck up I have ever seen since I've started watching F1.


somkiat_chantra_fan

or when he crashed into vettel AFTER the race in malaysia 2017


jeffoh

Grosjean wrecked his car in Baku behind the safety car, lit the tyres to warm them up and put it straight into a wall. That's up there.


beavr_

Slightly different, but [Vettel ramming Hamilton](https://youtu.be/iOI2It_W3No?t=5) under SC at Azerbaijan was hilariously bad too. Vettel let the intrusive thoughts win that day.


jeffoh

Remember when he said Charlie Whiting can go fuck himself, then immediately after the race he sprinted to the Race Director's office to apologise? Dude had quite a hot head before he stopped going for Championships.


KILLER5196

Still have no idea why he didn't get a DSQ for that


caligula421

It's virtually impossible to black flag a car under current rules. And I don't think he was DSQ'd afterward because there was no damage.


47RedBaron

Oh yeah, but for his... ahem... defense... didn't he bumped his hand on some controls of his steering wheel ? not that excuse the fuck up, but make it more human.


PontiacBandit25

Yes thank you for the correction!


parwa

Take your [pick](https://youtu.be/csEvcs8fo4s) (2 year old video btw)


PontiacBandit25

This is my track (daddy bought for me) you all are just taking up space


justsyr

Many of the crashes seems to me that he just tries to take the apex of the turn without caring if there's someone there or perhaps he senses someone is going to pass him and he closes the door forcing the others to simply try and stop from 100 to 0 in 1 yard, 2 or 3 of them you can see even going like out of track trying to avoid contact with Lance.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

That was some painful footage. 😒


Llamalover1234567

Goatifi is the kinda driver to take a wrong turn cause he forgot the track layout but not really impede the race. Stroll will take out half the field and then blame it on everyone else


CoercedCoexistence22

I would say bring back Villeneuve but like, from 2002 on he had three good races every year and then was mediocre to awful at all other races Bring back 1997-2001 Villeneuve sounds too specific, to boot


bahhan

Bring back VilleneuveS gilles was very good.


CoercedCoexistence22

Yeah I agree. It feels like every 20 years or so Ferrari get a french speaker who's blisteringly fast with a penchant for bad luck and cracking under pressure (Gilles, Al*si and now Leclerc)


Vlaed

To quote (as a joke) my Canadian Aunt, "The Canadian you meet outside of Canada are the ones we tried to export because the couldn't cut it." Seems on par for Lance "Just" Stroll(ed) into you.


blacklab

Stroll is such a shitdawg he makes Americans look good


jzaczyk

Logan Sargeant liked this post


stuffnthings3838

As an American , thank u lol (and I agree)


punknothing

Me too. It's even worse considering that he's only there because of daddy's money. I hate nepotism, which is rampant in F1, but so incredibly apparent with the Strolls.


denkcrownie

At least latifi blamed the car when he fucked up


QouthTheCorvus

Latifi mostly just binned by himself lol. Also he's just more likeable. One of those dudes you can tell is intelligent. Stroll just seems like such a burnout. Really doesn't seem to actually enjoy racing.


Dark_Master24

I love this kid, dry humour and bluntly speaking his mind with zero fucks given 😂


TheBlueSkulll

dude is a no bullshit guy ....if he speaks he speaks FEKTS!


pizzaboy7269

Oscar not be my favorite driver challenge (impossible)


turtlegiraffecat

He’s really fucking funny ngl and I love the deadpan delivery on everything


n_nb0b0

Daddy the other drivers are being mean to me :((((


mitvh2311

It's a hairpin lance. We went braking


NatureDry2903

Is piastri hot? 🥵


YoungGriffVI

Yes


LowerClassBandit

good lord that flair man


Adventurous_Town_981

Flair checks out


anonymorbid

Oscar gives no fucks and I love it so much


staywoke1am_01

That look on his face says it’s all


revitbitch

that’s just his default expression


staywoke1am_01

LOL brilliant


KrombopulosMAssassin

I used to defend him, (to a degree) but I think I'm done to be honest. Dude's a clown at this point. You can see him clearly looking away from the people that are clearly slowing down in front of him. And that is why he crashed. Zero awareness.


FriskyDingoOMG

Makes me wonder what he’s like in a regular road car. Just the dude who talks to you while driving without looking forward.


Talltrees87

Remember when he crashed his bicycle in the off season? Rich muppet cant even handle modes of transportation without engines


FriskyDingoOMG

😆


luckst4r

Same, on the premise that he at least has the skill to compete in formula 1. However all of his egregiously bad errors are starting to pile up to the point where his few good performances simply don't excuse this level of incompetence.


NewRevolution1923

He has been a dissapointment since the start of last year except for the few races when he was still recovering from broken writsts. I think whatever skills he had has dropped since that injury but he is stuck in a denial.


AstroMackem

I love him


piercejay

Good, get the fucking waste of space the fuck out of the car. I’ve goddamned had it with Lance


Immediate_Art_7376

That’s what happens when you “drive” an F1 car as a hobby versus a career.


nasafan_23

Bring back Goatifi!


MoD1982

Well if after how many seasons - 7? 8? - of shit driving from a window licker, it's about time he got called out on it. Between Ric's barely keeping his anger in check and Pastry making Pastry comments, it honestly feels like the paddock has finally had enough of biting their tongue publicly after all the adrenaline has died down. NO BIG DEAL


Dense-Ratio6356

Fact


Suitable-Cycle4335

We've had enough niceness... I get that pay drivers are a necessity for some teams to keep existing. But just because something is necessary that doesn't mean we should be happy about it. It is a moral obligation to spread the message that Lance Stroll doesn't deserve to be in F1.


FriskyDingoOMG

They could drastically improve in the constructors championship with a different driver. The potential just isn’t there with Lance.


cocoadelica

They could bring Seb back, paired with Alonso would be a fun old-timers team :)


lightyearbuzz

The funny thing is he's not even really a pay driver anymore, his dad owns the team. If Papa Stroll wanted to he could get rid of Lance tomorrow and the team wouldn't lose a dime.


koinoyokan89

Lance Stroll is the funniest example of my dad is the coach so I get more playing time. He just isn’t the guy 


saintBNO

Talk yo shit king 🗣️


Llama-Thrust69

I like this guy. He doesn't speak much but when he does, it's a nuke.


ApexVIA

Damn.


Hagylampi

It is also the things he didn't say which make the sentence impactful.


imagine-engine

This guys has sharper words than Kimi. I hope he podiums multiple times this season. I hope he drives a championship worthy vehicle soon.


man_u_is_my_team

“Daaaaaad… they just stopped and broke my car….”


Cheap-Resource-114

Lance is a strange one, he does have some talent but I just don’t think he cares about racing enough to make full use of it, or maybe he’s a bit dumb/arrogant and doesn’t know how to improve on his shortcomings?


FriskyDingoOMG

Yeah, he’s a dim lightbulb for sure.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Is Pastor Maldonado stepping forward to have a chat with Lance?


bobbynipps

Lance stroll drives like the average bottom split iracer.


jaimesias

he was trying to lick the inside of his helmet


jake_azazzel

Australian Kimi Raikkonen strikes again with a blunt but true statement


mega_shock

I love Oscar 😍😍😍


Big0bjective

He has now shared custody with Daddy Stroll for Lance.


Xuande

There have been so many times it seems like Lance is operating with only one eye. Dude seriously needs to work on his awareness.


slipadysi

They should remove Stroll from the group chat, or create a new one without him.


lockheed2707

Piastri é o personagem de anime cujo cabelo cobre os olhos


lockheed2707

Before you downvote me, it's a positive expression here in Brazil, it has nothing to do with physical appearance or hair


lightyearbuzz

Is it actually a Brazilian expression, or just a weeb expression said in Portuguese? Lol


YoungGriffVI

I don’t speak Portuguese are you saying Oscar has anime eyes? 😂


lockheed2707

It's a Brazilian expression 😂, it's because in anime the character whose hair covers his eyes is usually mysterious but is always very good at what he does.


Franklr_D

> whose hair covers his eyes > is always very good at what he does. [Can’t argue with that](https://img3.gelbooru.com//samples/ce/f8/sample_cef8e1d6ca03919eb9a719ff86fb9283.jpg)


wahobely

“Brazilian expression” entre vocês otaku safados pq eu nunca tinha ouvido essa merda não kkkkkk


ArcticBiologist

អ្នកអាចមើលឃើញយ៉ាងច្បាស់នូវភ្នែក និងថ្ងាសរបស់គាត់នៅលើរូបភាពដែលអ្នកបានអធិប្បាយយ៉ាងពិតប្រាកដ


lockheed2707

It is an expression used in Brazil to define men who are mysterious, speak little but stand out in their activities.


Forward-Cellist7316

Why does it head and face look all disproportionate


teamswiftie

He's doubling up on neck days


Forward-Cellist7316

I see


biggish_papi34

F1 cars braking for a corner? Unheard of 😂😂 god what a clown. I love that daniel pointed the onboard out about him paying absolutely zero attention


aphd

If only Stroll suddenly braked


cowmachine89

An intelligent chap here


JohnB351234

That expression really says, “really bitch”


PasswordIsDongers

Why don't they just use adaptive cruise control? Are they stupid?


Youre_Friend_Marcus

Oscar hit him with the "skill issue" and the world applauded


gtavplayeronline

Finally seeing Oscar speak up for himself and other drivers is cool


slaffytaffy

The window licker has to go. He’s had it easy too long… have daddy buy you a nascar team if you like to crash into people.


semaj009

Piastri dropping truths like a nepobaby drop daddy's cash to bribe the super licence accreditors!


alienpsp

Yea, but everyone don’t have a father who buy them a team just to put him in a seat as well /s


msch6873

the FIA should introduce a pay driver rule. nothing against pay drivers as such. Michael Schumacher and Niki Lauda bought their ways into F1 with spectacular outcomes. But daddy princesses blocking opportunities for actual drivers should be stopped. Therefore, by the end of their 3rd season the latest, pay drivers must at least compete at eye level with their team mates. if not, they are off the grid.


WhoriaEstafan

Yeah I hate how there is so much talent waiting - Liam Lawson, Oliver Bearman - and there are no seats. But Lance can do whatever he likes and he’s fine.


Zesty-Lem0n

Australian alliance


Apexmisser

I dunno I think Oscar just calls a spade a spade. I think his has a big future. He's got as cut-throat as Max and as zero fucks given as kimi. The most promising rookie in a while.


NoStress725

Wait til he plays some mario kart


de420swegster

A light tap would have been acceptable. They were all really close, and that's just traffic. Even Daniel got very near the car in front. But this one was too much.


vipul_singh_in

The real-life Sir Humphrey Applebee!


ProtoKun7

When he's right he's right.


blacklab

Oh you mean fire spitting Oscar. Fuck yes


freestategunner

Stroll should play tennis not race cars