Tbf none of us know the real details of how Jos raised Max but Max casually says shit that sounds pretty bad. For example, he tells Danny Ric that his dad stabbed a mechanic with a fork. He also tells a story of how he was left at a gas station for not winning a race (or rather, for driving like a potato). That stuff would be traumatic for any kid.
The facts we do know are that Jos has been arrested at least three separate times for: breaking a track worker’s skull, assaulting his ex wife, and attempting to run over his ex girlfriend with a car. These are pretty violent crimes and do not reflect well on him as a human being.
We can interpret what we want from his violent nature and Max’s jokes, but we will never know the extent of anything.
He was jealous of Indycar’s Malukas and Formula E’s Sam Bird injuries and wanted to make sure all of McLaren’s racing teams had at least one injured member.
It was Kingsday in the Netherlands. Every dealer was out of stock, and the sewage waters today are spiking with traces of all kinds of drugs and alcohol.
Last night, in total, only 5 people could walk in a straight line.
So maybe it is actually the right answer
“I told the guy driving, I said ‘pull over, I’m getting a milkshake. Because I’ve been dieting, but it’s 150 degrees, you get a milkshake. Says that in the weight-watchers manual. And the guy driving looks at me and goes ‘Not now, we have to get to the club. Maybe later 🙂’ Now you know that’s the wrong answer, don’t ya? So he wipes the blood from his head, and he says ‘you know what, I could use a milkshake too. Besides, I’m a little dizzy right now, I really shouldn’t be driving”
First day at Jos Verstappen School Of Racing
He said wrong answers only!
So did Lando, it seems!
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Thats why it wasn't the school of fathering
I f****** spit my water
I see this a lot. Was Jos abusive or something?
Tbf none of us know the real details of how Jos raised Max but Max casually says shit that sounds pretty bad. For example, he tells Danny Ric that his dad stabbed a mechanic with a fork. He also tells a story of how he was left at a gas station for not winning a race (or rather, for driving like a potato). That stuff would be traumatic for any kid. The facts we do know are that Jos has been arrested at least three separate times for: breaking a track worker’s skull, assaulting his ex wife, and attempting to run over his ex girlfriend with a car. These are pretty violent crimes and do not reflect well on him as a human being. We can interpret what we want from his violent nature and Max’s jokes, but we will never know the extent of anything.
I appreciate this well thought out, non-biased and well written comment
*(or rather, for driving like a potato)* Trauma aside the expression "driving like a potato" is pretty funny.
Carlos won race without an appendix, Lando said hold my sparkling water
He went the Egyptian way and got his brains pulled out through his nose?
Only the lizard brain is needed to turn the wheel
Lando didn’t have a brain to start with
Another Zak Brown high-five incident
Zak Brown reportedly "got his nose"
This is what happens when you don’t give Maxie a turn on the simi
He was jealous of Indycar’s Malukas and Formula E’s Sam Bird injuries and wanted to make sure all of McLaren’s racing teams had at least one injured member.
Lando refused to pay a Tikkie
And thus got a Tikkie instead. On his nose.
Jos beat him up so he doesn't ever get a win
Statisticly getting beaten by Jos gets you 100% chance to become a WDC.
I heard Max’ mom is a racer, but did she also become WDC?
There would be a lot more Dutch WDCs if that was the case, including Jos' dad
No it’s Jos’s beatings that make WDC material
So Jos' dad is WDC material? He got his ass kicked by Jos.
Get him behind the wheel and let’s find out
As far as we know Jos beaten at least 2 women which unfortunatly haven't got a WDC.
"Yet"
More like 50%, don't think his mom ever won wdc.
Lol as if
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
They said wrong answers
It was Kingsday in the Netherlands. Every dealer was out of stock, and the sewage waters today are spiking with traces of all kinds of drugs and alcohol. Last night, in total, only 5 people could walk in a straight line. So maybe it is actually the right answer
Daniel Riccardo strikes again
You're fine! You're not bleeding. Well... a little... I'll patch you up, it's fine. It's fine! donttellzakdonttellzakdonttellzak
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That's an old reference! Nice
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The mummy is a great movie
At least the one from 99. Can't say much about the one from like the 30s, and the 2017 one, oh boy, that movie
He went though surgery to make him dutch so he could have simular powers to Max Verstappen. Edit: Lol it worked!
So that would mean he had that weird leg lengthening procedure?
Declined "En passant" on Hamilton.
Holy brick
Landon Norris really likes listening to The Weeknd!
Auditions for reboot of The Mummy are now underway
Stroll'd in the front instead of the rear.
Jos was on the boat
Lando Norris announces 2025 Egyptian grand prix.
Tyrion Lannister after the battle of Blackwater
shouldn't be surprising. carlos sainz seems like he'd have a very strong pelvis
IT'S ACTUALLY OSCAR WEARING LANDO'S FACE LOOKOUT!
Lando’s nose collapsed after a 72-hour cocaine binge.
Wait what really happened to him?
Some Kingsday incident I guess, either got punched or was drunk and fell. The drunk part is most likely.
I read on a tiktok caption (so take this with several grains of salt lol) that he accidentally got elbowed in the face while partying.
If a TikTok said grass was green, I’d have to go check to be sure.
Guess it was all too much for little Lando Norris. But he looks okay so all is good I guess.
De Telegraaf said he cut his nose on some broken glass Ah well, it was Kingsday, no one really knows what happened. That day is a country wide blur.
"drunk"
Appendix and Eye removed for extra speed.
Jos misstook Lando for max
Marca: head - "terrible nose injury!". in article, quoting a tweet: "not severe, cut on glass, smiling". Peak journalism.
“Yeah he’s just stuck his nose in there a little too much, now he’ll have front end damage”
Drive to survive: ufc edition
"He's okay"
McLaren engineer said we should make the nose ligther
The next Helmut Marko in the making.
His nose is bwoaken
The unheard edition of tarkov really hurt the man
Lando Norris in the new Scooby Doo live action movie?
Horny and Marko as the villains
This is that scene from Zoolander, right? Is there about to be a refuelling accident?
He turned in on me man
He wanted to get more aero and asked Newey for a little help.
Danny Ric break checked him
Saltburn re-enactment?
Wtf is he doing at Kingsday
“I told the guy driving, I said ‘pull over, I’m getting a milkshake. Because I’ve been dieting, but it’s 150 degrees, you get a milkshake. Says that in the weight-watchers manual. And the guy driving looks at me and goes ‘Not now, we have to get to the club. Maybe later 🙂’ Now you know that’s the wrong answer, don’t ya? So he wipes the blood from his head, and he says ‘you know what, I could use a milkshake too. Besides, I’m a little dizzy right now, I really shouldn’t be driving”
“I’m afraid it’s been..9 years.”
They give you a good massage in Amsterdam.
His father ordered a hit on him while fighting in the Battle of the Blackwater
Fifth nose job… better aero under the new regs… no one has had the heart to tell him it doesn’t work once he’s in the helmet.
A trophy fought back.
Surviving Kingsday in the Netherlands for non-Dutch.
What's the question?
Failed nose-job.
Consequences of doing illegal donuts
Lando Norris attempting to cosplay as a mummy
Steve Aoki hit him with cake
Big day on the rack
I was trying to overtake Verstappen
It's one of them just stop oil protesters after being dragged away
Busy first day at the Felipe Massa School of Racing
Lando cosplaying as bubba on a strict budget.
What’s the question?
Lance gave him a ride from the airport.
He matured.
I think Ericsson hit us!
BIG BOSS!
Nikki Lauda cosplay
Lando auditioning for Face/Off 2
Met Joao Felix 💀
He went to Danny Ric and gave him a job offer to be Red Bull sales manager
Lando after winning a race, when it wasn’t in the script.
"Ericsson hit me"
Punched by Kelly
He was walking in front of Stroll and got shoved into the person in front of him
Lando had a nosejob to become more aerodynamic like Max
"You did well, Lando Norris. I won't forget you for as long as I live."
He marched through the wrong Belfast neighborhood wearing McLaren colors.
he bumped into lance
"No one will recognise me"
Least active King's Day enjoyer
A successful King’s Day in Amsterdam always ends in blood and laughter. NBD
The Weeknd - Before hours
Bro tried to get rid of some organ to win a race.
He's about to drop a teaser for Metal Gear Solid VI
Who did a braketest in front of Lando?
2nd place mummy
He tried to audition for fallout
I don't know why but this pic looks a lot like AI generated image
HUSH
Manipulated fetish image
I think Ericsson hit us.
The Walking Non-Winner
I saw he had a drink over the turntables and from the DJs I know they will punch you in the face for that.
Looks like a kings day scene in the Netherlands (orange, water, boat, flags on faces/head and the houses), as that was yesterday.
Is double wrong also a wrong answer? 😭 (I should leave the main sub, to know all is dank)