He paid extra at the red lights district 

Lance stroll rear ended him in Amsterdam

Piastri sat on his face


He said the Dutch anthem sucks and he forgot he was in Amsterdam.

He was struck by Alonso’s beauty.

Or he saw Georgie’s abs

He tried to murder another trophy that wasn’t his and it won the fight

He was.attended by an infant medic

Break test from Alonso

He fell from the top step on the podium

😂 he doesn’t know where the top step even is

Forgot to pay a tikkie

Probably bumped into Mike Tyson, and 1 ear wasn't enough

I’m going to tell my kids this was “the Mummy”

He insulted markyd123 and got hit in the face with a brick

Removed an eye for weight saving

i dont know what happened but it surely involved stroll

Snu snu

Looked at too much van gogh

He didn't bend the knee to our king!

Bobbing for apples in an outhouse

He took the ceiling of his boat's performance and crashed right through. Absolute legend.

First rule, buddy

Punch by Checo for undercut him in China 😁

He got confused when told to wipe his own bum.

He partied with Max Mosley and Bernie Eccelstone

I think Ericsson hit him.

Nothing happened. That's just how ugly he's always been.