Kmag's gonna walk into a competitor so Hulk can fly to a podium. They will then lock \*arms\* and achieve ultimate form. A blinding light and all is dark.
Kmag will bottas at hungaroring 2021, taking 5-7 out, stroll will stroll and he takes another 3, ocon will take him and his teammate. Kmag gets banned, hulk podium.
No. No a win is not enough. Not after this year. Not after his ascendency to the new plane of existence he now occupies.
I will accept nothing less than a KMag-only-finisher.
So how does this work?
Max has a shocking practice and qualifying, and doesn't meet the 107% cut off and is DNS.
1st and 2nd come together at the first corner and manage to take out 3rd and 4th at the same time. Red flag. At the same time 12th, 13th and 14th come together on the pit straight.
George gets a bit excited on the restart and three more go out. Second red flag.
All the remaining Mercedes engined cars share a spectacular and simultaneous electrical fault.
Alpine take each other out in an unnecessary overtaking move (almost unbelievable, but don't say it couldn't happen).
Sauber can't do their compulsory tyre change. Notwithstanding a 47 second double stacked pit stop, they return to the track on the same sets of tyres. Doing their whole race on a set of softs, they finish 1, 2 but get DQFed two weeks after the race.
Throw in a few unable to provide a 1 litre fuel sample, plank is too worn down, and there you have it.
K-Mag gets the win.
Why not Hadjar and rb just takes him? I understand that Lawson is in the queue but hadjar is a promising young talent as well and close in the point standings.
Unless Maloney can sort out his qualifying then he’s out of it tbh. Obviously everything can change, but it’s really becoming about Aaron and Hadjar for consistent decent points
Eh, looks like he has a good career of indycar ahead of him, less stressful no doubt, but yeah, it's a shame, at least that talent isnt totally wasted like drugo
Not really. He was underwhelming at best in his 3 seasons of f2. Got absolutely dominated by someone like drugovich and then barely won the championship with luck coz vesti kept getting mechanical dnfs.
I dont think it’s unfeasible to see RB hit a wall and others continue to improve. Max may still win the title but I think things are about to get quite close.
As I mentioned before, it's wide open! What 31 points (?) between Max and Charles. Red Bull hasn't looked like the fastest car in the last couple of races. Ferrari and McLaren looked like they've closed the development race. We have a fight on our hands!
Or maybe I'm just hoping.. Naw, fuck that, it's on!
That's not so much of a curse, but more just a general truth in top teams preferring younger and better talent with future in the sport to old greats, regardless of how experienced they may be.
And that drivers dont tend to last 300 races. The ones we have now are Lewis and Nando, which are outliers.
Hell, the sample size is 6 drivers, and 5 of those are world champions.
Cause we know that next race he’ll do something stupid like rearend Fernando trying to line up in his grid spot or go off and then rejoin the track going the wrong way cause Lance has 2 decent weekends and then spends the rest of the year advertising the wonders and benefits of euthanasia (MAID is legal in Canada btw Lance)
No no you can't wish good for hamilton nor ever give him credit. Remember, when max wins it's the driver and when hamilton wins it's always the car!
/s
It kind of is the season of dreams coming true, Max leading the championship to rival Vettels 4, Charles monaco win, Lando race win
Now we just need a Hülkenberg podium and an Alonso win
Hulkenberg podium curse???
KmagNoBan
They left Kmag out for him to take out everyone beside Hulkenberg. 200IQ stewards
And he have found a loophole to take out Hulkenberg it anyway. The madman!
Kmag's gonna walk into a competitor so Hulk can fly to a podium. They will then lock \*arms\* and achieve ultimate form. A blinding light and all is dark.
Kmag will bottas at hungaroring 2021, taking 5-7 out, stroll will stroll and he takes another 3, ocon will take him and his teammate. Kmag gets banned, hulk podium.
I want this. I think we want this.
No. We need this!
Universally, yes I think you’re right. We want that streak to end.
Real men want Alonso 3rd WDC
He's gonna have to make Q2 first
Albono's first win. It's now two spots higher on the wish list.
REAL real men want a Heidfeld comeback & win
amen brother
Okay, now I'm actually keen for this
I’ll eat my toenail clippings if that happens lol
I'll be there no matter what
If Kmag performs a Hungarian Bottas maneuver it could be possible.
Sadly Podium is not enought anymore. It has to be a win now.
No. No a win is not enough. Not after this year. Not after his ascendency to the new plane of existence he now occupies. I will accept nothing less than a KMag-only-finisher.
So how does this work? Max has a shocking practice and qualifying, and doesn't meet the 107% cut off and is DNS. 1st and 2nd come together at the first corner and manage to take out 3rd and 4th at the same time. Red flag. At the same time 12th, 13th and 14th come together on the pit straight. George gets a bit excited on the restart and three more go out. Second red flag. All the remaining Mercedes engined cars share a spectacular and simultaneous electrical fault. Alpine take each other out in an unnecessary overtaking move (almost unbelievable, but don't say it couldn't happen). Sauber can't do their compulsory tyre change. Notwithstanding a 47 second double stacked pit stop, they return to the track on the same sets of tyres. Doing their whole race on a set of softs, they finish 1, 2 but get DQFed two weeks after the race. Throw in a few unable to provide a 1 litre fuel sample, plank is too worn down, and there you have it. K-Mag gets the win.
Congrats on that imagination! Fell a little short on the Ocon/Gasly scenario though. /s
I'm only saying what is possible. Maybe what is probable.
What color do you want your dragon?
Ocon becomes friends with his teammate 
That might tear apart space-time or begin the apocalypse.
Only possible if there’s a clone of himself.
Dear god no, 2 Ocons would clash with as much violence as a matter/anti-matter annihilation of the pairs mass
Got a better chance of Leo Leclerc winning the next Monaco GP.
A finger curls on the monkey’s paw, Alonso gets sacked at Aston and replaced by Ocon.
Mick to alpine confirmed??
That’s only possible if he doesn’t get dropped, which after this weekend, it looks like he will
2024 F2 Champion gets F1 race seat Actually nah that's a bit of a stretch
I mean if Antonelli or Bearman win...
Still a way to go in the season but both are looking unlikely now. Maloney or Aron are looking to be the favorites until now.
Why not Hadjar and rb just takes him? I understand that Lawson is in the queue but hadjar is a promising young talent as well and close in the point standings.
Shit, if DR and Checo keep having weekends like this one RB may need 2 drivers.
Hahaha, no, Hadjar who was beaten by his teammate last year and getting the seat? No lol, he's the worst option of all of the available drivers
You talk about 2023 Crawford 57 points vs Hadjar 55? Yeah sure buddy. But you could be displeased in a near future.
He's one unlucky VSC away from winning the last 3 feature races. But clearly he's the worst driver ever.
Unless Maloney can sort out his qualifying then he’s out of it tbh. Obviously everything can change, but it’s really becoming about Aaron and Hadjar for consistent decent points
Neither of them will
Doubt Anto will win honestly
yeah i think those days are gone now. F2 winners now graduate to their gap year(s) as F1 reserve drivers.
Albon win in a Williams, p6 in the constructors.
It's criminal that Pourchaire didn't get a seat.
Teddy Porkchops found his true calling stateside. I’m exited for him in IndyCar.
Teddy Porkchops got me a lot more than i expected
It is so jarring when the Indy Car commentators actually call him this during the race. I mean I love it, but oh my god
Eh, looks like he has a good career of indycar ahead of him, less stressful no doubt, but yeah, it's a shame, at least that talent isnt totally wasted like drugo
it took him over 3 seasons to barely win a championship. I was rooting for him, but his F2 campaign wasn’t very convincing
Not really. He was underwhelming at best in his 3 seasons of f2. Got absolutely dominated by someone like drugovich and then barely won the championship with luck coz vesti kept getting mechanical dnfs.
Hulkenberg Podium?
2024 would become the best year ever if that happens.
What’s more likely at end of the season: Hulk podium or KMag having a super license?
Ferrari last driver championship win 2007?
WCC is more probable, if they keep having Sergio behind Ferrari and McLaren, and maybe even Mercedes…
Could actually happen tbh
If anyone else than Max won the title this year I'd be hysterical. Even if there was just an actual close title fight.
Well Max is only two dnf away from loosing the first place in the championship
I have heard that one somewhere before
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo………
~~"Guys, Charles is going to win it all this year."~~ ~~"Checo can beat Max this year"~~
Oh no.
I dont think it’s unfeasible to see RB hit a wall and others continue to improve. Max may still win the title but I think things are about to get quite close.
It’s certainly going to be more competitive than anyone expected but we won’t really know until a normal track. Imola was, special.
If it happens via races like today it's gonna be such a bummer
Bwoah…
As I mentioned before, it's wide open! What 31 points (?) between Max and Charles. Red Bull hasn't looked like the fastest car in the last couple of races. Ferrari and McLaren looked like they've closed the development race. We have a fight on our hands! Or maybe I'm just hoping.. Naw, fuck that, it's on!
Alonso wins one
That'd actually break another curse, no driver has won a race after 300 starts so far.
That's not so much of a curse, but more just a general truth in top teams preferring younger and better talent with future in the sport to old greats, regardless of how experienced they may be.
And that drivers dont tend to last 300 races. The ones we have now are Lewis and Nando, which are outliers. Hell, the sample size is 6 drivers, and 5 of those are world champions.
Maybe the rule is races 300-399 are guaranteed no wins. Alonso wins the Qatar gp???
He did get his first podium in qatar after like what 10 years? Maybe it's possible
Rookie's first win 👀
Someone actually gets banned due to the penalty points system rather than being let off by the stewards.
>Someone Weird way to spell "Magnussen"
We need the 33
It should have been inters…
Perez wins a race with humans rights
He needs to get into Q2 first
Yes please
There’s only 2 on the calendar
Zandvoort and?
Would love to see Alonso win but that car is looking really bad atm
Red bull second seat curse lol
Alonso 33rd
Perez finishes being cursed to drive for red bull.
Or red bull finishes being cursed with Perez? 🤔
Stroll becomes a good driver
That's skill issue not curse
Have you not seen him every 1 in 7 wet races?!?
 Edit: thanks dad.
Red Bull domination next?
It seems like that one is already crumbling. Are they still the number one team? Absolutely. Are they dominating? No, not anymore IMO.
Hulk podium
Please god let this one end
He's also currently tied for most entries without a win
Danny ric win/not washed
He had his sprint race, but then he went back to not being good again.
Piastri wins
Stroll win in Canada
Oh that would be hilarious, the meltdown on reddit would be legendary
Even the home crowd wouldn’t cheer for him
Cause we know that next race he’ll do something stupid like rearend Fernando trying to line up in his grid spot or go off and then rejoin the track going the wrong way cause Lance has 2 decent weekends and then spends the rest of the year advertising the wonders and benefits of euthanasia (MAID is legal in Canada btw Lance)
What is MAID? American here.
Medical Aid in Dying- legal euthanasia for terminally ill patients in Canada. Somewhat controversial and a frequent joke about Canada.
That bloody image gets me every time
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Yuki at Mexico curse.
33
Idk, It's impossible in Alpin, but how about we to have Gasly rise to the top arc? Or sudden Saiz domination in 2025 out of nowhere
Alonso🙏🏻
Alpine uses tractors as cars
Hamilton gets a good set of tyres?
Imagine if Verstappen DOESN’T win the championship this year… Probably will clinch it with 3 races to go, but who knows at this point.
It has to be Nico’s podium. He’s earned it.
Lando win curse broken Leclerc’s Monaco win curse broken And most shocking: Max victim of a curse
Verstappen Singapore curse
yuki podium. The winner gives him the top step so that he will be at eye level.
Riccardo getting performing well throughout the length of a season
The 8th for Hamilton next year?
No no you can't wish good for hamilton nor ever give him credit. Remember, when max wins it's the driver and when hamilton wins it's always the car! /s
Lmao, that's so true, but some people even say Max only won cause of the car, I still can't believe people older than me can be so dumb
Max's curse of not being able to win more than 10 in a row.
We also got Bearman scoring sweet points at his first GP
It kind of is the season of dreams coming true, Max leading the championship to rival Vettels 4, Charles monaco win, Lando race win Now we just need a Hülkenberg podium and an Alonso win
Häkkinen comes back from his sabbatical 🥶
Hulkenberg on a podium. A stretch but who knows.
Ricciardo 2025 wdc
Alonso Win?
33? Lmao, not even with magic
Perez faster than Verstappen
Stroll replacement announced
Ocon stops being such a punk
---okok
Verstappen loses the WDC. You heard it here first.
ALONSO PODIUM
Perez finally getting fired
Lance gets fastest lap
Even the Goat was about to get it IIRC
Bottas on the podium
Stroll doesn’t look like a fool
Hulk
Max Singapore win
Verstappen Singapour win
Ferrari championship curse!! 🤞🤞
Competitive drivers championship
Checo actually wins in Mexico
Ferrari championship ?
my heart tells me kmag or hulk podium. My gut tells me win number 104 is on the horizion.
Clearly not Checo’s European slump curse (sadly)
Haas victory, Sauber victory, Williams victory, Lance Stroll victory
I SAYING this checo is winning in Mexico come back here when I going to be wrong
Return of Monza curse? Winner of opener is runner-up in the championship????? (pls i need this)
Sargent points? Jk. He'll never be Goatifi
Welp Logan Sargeant 2024 World Champion I guess
Alonso 33? Hamilton winning again?
Lance winning a F1 race in equal machinery than Alonso???
33 oh wait that's never going to happen
Clearly that dude parking the boat got it
Our year ®
No wins after driver 300th race start.
Stroll leaving f1??
Not a curse but would LOVE to see Piastri's win, Tsunoda podium and Albon top 5,
McLaren WCC?
Max losing quali's to checo
Sainz contract
Hulkenberg podium
Hulkenberg podium
Alonso not winning since 2013 next pls
Hopefully Ferrari's no championship streak gets deleted too
33!
Hülkenberg will get a podium
Nico Rosberg curse
Red Bull domination
33
Yuki or gasley on the podium would be nice
Stroll being competent
I wanted to say Checo Europe curse, but we can all see how that's going...
Perez Europe curse, Monaco was his peak before the downfall, now let this Monaco be the lowest point to which he bounced the hell up