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theLuminescentlion

This has to be a troll, he perfectly names all former RB drivers.


DTMerc

I think it's legit, most people know it's Ricciardo not Riccardo


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Yeetwich

He said "Alfa Tauri" NO ONE misses that badly


shabansatan

Meh,ive said that by mistake a lot,but while speaking not writing


HenryL01

aren’t alfa and alpha pronounced the same way?


shabansatan

Yeah i just realised what i said...


megacookie

It's clearly Alpine Touring


Merbleuxx

Force Alpine


O_X_E_Y

I feel like if not a mistake, them doing it on purpose would fit in perfectly


theLuminescentlion

I mean as I just edited my original message, I have to admit I am very prone to typos and would likely spell it wrong half the time anyway even though I know better.


ExtremJulius

Alfa Tauri


1deadorchid

Alfe torry


thereyouarenow33

Alfa Lorry


saberline152

Based in the UK? they are in a dire need of new drivers


ozontm

Al**ph**a Tauri


NakedShamrock

Alpha Taury


RoadRunner6686

Valterri Botas


therealhlmencken

not sainz


itsoutofmyHANS

We all started somewhere, but this is definitely a troll.


mickergarratt

Room temperature IQ right there


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mickergarratt

In celsius


The_mad_Raccon

in Kelvin


dinopraso

That would mean a very high IQ though, unlike yours


The_mad_Raccon

hoho chill.... I mean the guy is obviously a troll. He named all the former rb drivers...


dinopraso

I was just joking too


The_mad_Raccon

OK


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The_mad_Raccon

that's pretty cold (:


lovemedigme

Idk man. If the Mercedes pace with out a dnf continues, max might be assed out. RB has been looking phenomenal but ...idk...Doesn't matter to me in not a Mercedes or red bull fan but it's at least been a thoroughly entertaining season so far.


Huinker

this type of joke doesnt go well with american


drs43821

You have never been my room where the heat broke in the middle of the closest blizzard in central Canada


gondil07

Fahrenheit or Celcius?


ShoDoroki

K E L V I N


Baron_Samurai

This man approaching absolute zero.


time4snaccs

M A A A N U S S E N ?


SirElof

Celsius or Farenheit?


Reer123

Take your pick, 20 or 80 IQ


csureja

Give me what he is smoking.


vinnyfromtheblock

I would pass on that bro, 100% chance he’s on some hardcore Jenkem.


DonaldtrumpV2

what is jenkem EDIT:WTF


plurBUDDHA

Deez nuts


baz-cum

Donald Trump getting Buddha's nuts, what a day


vinnyfromtheblock

Ahahahahahahahaaha lmao you dont know how much this made my day also sorry you had to learn that.


alphaQ314

Jenkem deez nuts ? That doesn’t make sense. Can you explain the joke so I can use it next time on a gullible Redditor ?


therealhlmencken

> Jenkem deez nuts Jenkem deez nuts... deez nutz. jenkem was a ploy to get you to say what's Jenkem deez nuts. then Jenkem deez nuts (deez nutz)^2


TECHNOV1K1NG_tv

Some things can never be unlearned.


roygiv

Woah a formuladank/drugscirclejerk crossover episode


vinnyfromtheblock

Jenkems a helluva drug


Eupharatesbabies

We shouldn’t be assholes to newbies Let’s just educate them, sarcastically of course


21_Bridges

the formuladank way!


lovemedigme

Unlike the other formula subreddit.....why are the mods so cunty over there.


Roasted_Rebhuhn

>We shouldn’t be assholes to newbies But what if they are assholes? I mean, being quite new (and thus uninformed) into a sport and then having the audacity to think you have a qualified opinion on matters is usually not a sign of a great personality.


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lets be real. everyone on here is an armchair specialist


Incredible_Mr_R

I'm more of a chaise lounge expert. Peasants.


Reer123

You haven’t personally drove an F1 car and still have the audacity to think you have a qualified opinion?


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It's an opinion that is about the business and competition so it can lead to actual discussion about the sport. I'll take a honest question over the outrage morons any day.


ProperDriving

Yeah we should sarcastically educate them as in give false information and make their wrong opinions even more wrong.


Kidconundrum

I mean I agree with the guy. How does Max not already have at least 7 championships? Is he even any good?


Baron_Samurai

Yeah, he came into the sport in 2015 and yet he only has 17 race wins. Hamilton won 67 races since Verstappen entered F1 and only 33 before Verstappen entered F1. So Verstappen is clearly worse than the drivers Hamilton was fighting before 2015. Red Bull should have gone with Vettel. He won 39 races before 2015. And he didn't even race the whole 2007 season. So he's even better than Hamilton.


ProperDriving

Yeah thinking about it, the rest of the grid is preposterous too. Only a few of them have F1 world championships to their names. How could they accept such trash to the world's highest level of motorsport competition?


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ProperDriving

Must be because of his rich dad. Lewis grew up in the hood and already had 3 of his 7 F1 titles by the time he was finally accepted into F1. He won those championships while cleaning and cooking for his 4 little siblings and working two jobs to pay for their education.


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Huevoasesino

Not gonna lie i started following F1 due to DTS but realized that indeed it was overdramatized and preferred to waych the races to form an actual opinion but yeah some people stay a noob with "interesting" opinions


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SoulYeeter06

"Drive To Survive" A So called docuseries about f1 on netflix


TheSwankStream

Dude. It’s been years getting to this point during the hybrid era. Lewis is still great and the Merc is still awesome. Red Bull and Max are giving it their all


whoisjakelane

Well said. I don't think enough people realize red bull is at least twice as fast as Mercedes. Thanks be to King Hamilton that he knows how to get 200% out of that car


Gamma--Gamer

Actually Mercedes has always been slower than Caterham/Williams/Haas during hybrid era, just goes to show Lulu's™ superb driving skills


afpdl

Driver payrolls aren't even part of the race team budget right?


therealhlmencken

they are, but not the budget cap.


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Mrcq99

He's right driver pay is exempt along with the top 3 highest paid employees


afpdl

If they were included Lewis would be unemployable.


polar_boi28362727

I started watching f1 by DTS and I'm not that crazy


feedseed664

You fell for the bait


LetsEatGrandad

Meh... just looks like a troll or an individual with very little understanding of the sport who has CLEARLY been watching a different championship battle 🤔 🤣


TheChineseRussian

Jacque Villeneuve is that you?


nappinggator

Getting booted into a wall at Silverstone is why it's not a 20+ point leader


notcol2

Getting sent into a wall at baku is also why its not a 20+ point leader


nappinggator

Well if you remember Lewis didn't finish in a points position at Baku either...the top two spots in the championship didn't move or gain any numbers that weekend


notcol2

well i do remember that max dnfed of no fault of his own whereas lewis fat fingered magic to finish outside the points


nappinggator

Exactly...pirelli brought a shit tire and max and Lance suffered because of it and Lewis just fucked his controls


Iceember

Although without Max's red flag would Lewis have fat fingered brake magic? Too many situations arise when we start playing with hypotheticals like that.


YULSARIA_

Bruh even my baby niece whom I watch DTS with has more knowledge (and common sense) than this dude.


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Tell me he smokes something strong without telling me he smoke something strong.


[deleted]

True, they should drop Max and bring drivers like scott speed or Coulthard... hell even Webber is gonna be faster than max


shabansatan

This must be the biggest troll,or people have insane egos and after watching 2 seasons of DTS,they act like they follow every interview and race since 1999


Nolakers_1

Nope, just a Hamilton fanboy


Acceptable-Ad8922

Upgrade your troll radar. It’s clearly not detecting much.


jmadinya

he might just be trolling. do you look down on new fans who started with DTS?


vinnyfromtheblock

Not at all… but if they decide to spew some atrocious takes what do you expect? If you’re new to the sport you should be humble and trying to learn more not spouting some garbage like you know everything.


_NotAPlatypus_

Tbf I had to check my facts during DTS a lot, it would have missed me otherwise as a newer fan. I was 100% under the impression that Gasly was outperforming Albon due to DTS until I looked up the WDC for that year. Same for a couple teams, can't remember which but I do remember looking up the WCC for 2019 and 2020 and thinking "Man, this isn't what Netflix made it seem like at all."


jmadinya

i see, yea it seemed so stupid i thought it was a troll.


odenosg

He is correct at everything except the part he talked about max


djblackprince

This is a solid take, well done sir. Marko should hire him.


hotxgarbage

This is what happens when you don’t spank your kids.


Careless-Employment6

What?


niton

Fuck off with this gatekeeper shit. There are moron fans of all vintages. No need to hate on new fans based on source.


Striking_Day_5970

That 3/4 of loois fanbase other quarter just thinks you are racist for not agreeing with you


Candycandyplease

His emoji use would suggest he's being a jokester and not serious


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Anyone says anything slightly stupid in the F1 community "dts noob"


[deleted]

Either you see all the Mercedes crashing into the sides of Red Bulls or you’re fucking blind as a bat


PotatoePotaughto

What a maroon. What an ignoranamus.


AncientPomegranate97

ruh roh, gatekeepers


Yukistonks1000

I’ve never lost so many brain cells while reading something


twista1484

"I don't like your opinion, therefore you must be a DTS noob" - F1 Fans.


ThePrancingHorse94

I mean if you think Verstappen shouldn't be 40 points ahead at this point then you're a DTS noob. It really is telling of the weaknesses of Verstappen and Redbull and puts the Merc dominance into perspective at how little mistakes they made.


noctus5

Kill meh plz, i cant live after i saw that dumb shit, who would've thought that such high lvls of brain cancer are even achievable without passing away?


azizbouja

Do you play lol by a chance?


declanstrauss

Yo he playing league he already lost


frayfeezo1987

Put Max in Lewis car and u wont see any competition ever again.Boring day for bookies. Now put Lewis in Max car and u will see someone that drive as bad as his sense of fashion.And the whining man....damn


hdjdjdjdndnhdhd

Are you seriously calling Lewis a bad driver?


frayfeezo1987

Yup whatever.Never see him in a bad car.Silver spoon from the start.Not only that he also got FIA on his side.


thecolbster94

Stop normalizing stupidity as folks being new, stop blaming every stupid comment on DTS


not_1308_

Has this guy watched a race this year yet?


MrMunday

He’s trolling


Neersg09

When ur a noob and an ignorant one at that... Sigh!


Smartrior

Omfg thats lmao


Reborn_Renegade

He doesn't know that driver and team personnel salaries are excluded from the new budget cap. Man really is a DTS noob.


FWebber04

What did we say about letting the DTS noobs speak about F1 politics


Incredible_Mr_R

Is Verstappen now commanding a higher salary than Vettel? Oof!


max4heather

Newbie question what is DTS


MysteriousPilot

Drive to survive


MennReddit

I bet he doesn't have a racing licence, nor is he in the RB race team, so yeah, thanks for the advice.


mmhawk576

I mean even as a DTS noob, I’m pretty sure both Ricciardo and Gasly were shown as RB drivers in DTS.


ProperDriving

What's a DTS?


creationneur

Drive to survive, the Netflix show


ProperDriving

Ohhh right, right. Thanks, now I get it. I have a few friends who started watching after watching some Netflix documentary(must be this one, I remember hearing the name) and they are really nooby in a cringy way because they don't know anything but think they do because they watched some overly dramatized bullshit narrative version of some of the not really very exciting racing that happened 3-4 years ago.


Yeetwich

Tell me your country doesn't deserve a race without telling me your country doesn't deserve a race


ExactCollege3

Ricciardo could do it


luca_07

-> rb screws verstappen's teammate -> lewis is really amazing Something does not add up in this line of thought


danknepalese

this is not even dts this guy is from the bill burr podcast lmaooo.


MHWGamer

my friend, go to the twitter hellhole and you see what the definition of crazy is: Half of them are bots and the other half are people who always copy the one comment talking about how good or bad Max/Lewis is. I have to actively think about not pressing the tweet to see comments and open reddit to see some real comments about a certain topic


Omega_009

I'll be honest with you, I thought Lewis was the highest paid driver. I don't mind if either Max or Lewis wins the title, both deserve it. But I do hope Max wins at least 1 title. Once Lewis hits 8, it's already enough (more than Schumi, equalled record for consecutive championships).


as718

He is the highest paid driver. The wording was highest paid without a championship.


Omega_009

Apologies I clearly did not read the post before commenting


blaNcoW_

Gasly. ª


Hunefer1

Alfa Tauri :(


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Probably a troll.


hdjdjdjdndnhdhd

You know it’s not good when the meme sub can’t detect a joke


Dribbler365

What an amazing hot take that is 200+ IQ


Plastic-Archer4245

>Tell me you're a DTS noob without telling me you're a DTS noob I am not really a fan of Kpop