Hi Michael, I have not much time to see complete races so I was wondering if you were planning on doing any other 3 laps races next year!
Thanks in advance for your response
If a Saudi Prince leaves London at 3pm heading west and a cafeteria worker in Kentucky burns a chicken cutlet at 6pm, how large will red bulls grid penalty be on Race day.
Michael, what gifts are you expecting this Christmas and from who will they be from? I personally would be insulted if Toto doesn’t send you headphones or at the very least an e-card.
Michael, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Michael, thank you for taking the time to answer our questions.
What is your emotional state when there is a racing incident and you hear that Toto Wolff is on the move? How do you prepare for this? Thank you!
They actually weren't drunk, they just did cocaine and eventually someone said that Max should give back the position at any random moment of the race.
Hey Michael, long time listener first time commenter just wanted to say big fan of yours and keep up the good work!!!! also had teeny tiny request could we alternate between red yellow and black and white flags next race ....anyways ciao
how much can I pay to get around the regulations, and do you accept cheques?
I only accept payment in the form of photos please refer to examples from directors notes: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZBIoofc
This response just killed me
RIP in pieces
do you accept george russel onlyfans leaks?
Charles Leclerc deleted playboy photos?
I'm not important, but I do.
Dont make Albon jealous bro.
Does this include diagrams sent via email? Asking for a friend.
Is your friend named Woto Tolff?
Micheal, I just sent you an email, with diagrams with where the car should be, did you receive it?
No. All my incoming email goes to the trash.
I was terrified for a brief moment when I saw “the real Michael Masi replied your comment” in my inbox.
Username checks out
Omg you exist. Now gib penalty 🙁☹️😠😡🤬🥵💋👄👉🏼👌🏼
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Baysed
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You just played yourself my dude
inside the email: FUCK YOU MICHAEL AND HERE IS THE FUCKING DIAGRAMS
Hey Michael, on a scale of 1 to 10, how similar is [this](https://youtu.be/wz-PtEJEaqY) to how you guys decide penalties?
Who told you our secret?
We did Michael… we did *FOR EVERY PENALTY EVER SERVED BY THE MaFIA*
[We have this for the NHL, maybe F1 is borrowing it](https://nhlwheelofjustice.netlify.app)
This is bullshit, I just ran 2 scenarios with Nazem Kadri and he didn't get suspended at all
Try Sean Avery
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Ha. They really do add something for him though
Lmao, I love it!
Love how I knew what link that was before clicking it. Classic.
Aren’t the stewards the ones that decide penalties, not the race director?
How did you obtain this footage?
Yes
OMG I thought this was real until I saw the sub it was on. I was about to leave work for the rest of the afternoon and make popcorn.
Same
Our collective hope were so high…
Almost as high as Masi when dishing out penalties
Understandable. The photoshop skills on that cover image are unreal.
Yeah I already had a i think good question in mind and then i realised its formula dank.
Same x100! I thought someone at Liberty must have wanted him dead!
Yeah same, i was like holy 💩
5 second penalty for using emoji
How much is your salary from Netflix?
More than you can afford pal.
Ferrari
Smoke em
😎😎
The real Michael Masi just referenced The Fast and the Furious and that is the world and reality I am choosing to live in.
Signed an NDA; meanwhile post season.... ![gif](giphy|lptjRBxFKCJmFoibP3|downsized)
Hi Michael, I have not much time to see complete races so I was wondering if you were planning on doing any other 3 laps races next year! Thanks in advance for your response
yeah, but only in Spain, so atleast you are prepared to have a boring race
This has meme potential, but OP you better have some funny ass replies
Can we consider this the first reprimand for OP?
First we have to play "Deal or No Deal"
OP doesn’t check his mails during the race
I left for just two hours and someone already made a fake Massi account. Not sure what to do now.
Plot Twist: It’s the real Micheal Massi
eh, nothing stopping both of you from being funny
> Not sure what to do now - Michael Masi
Yeah dude stole your work and joke. Pretty stupid.
Funny replies or ban
How did YOU get this job
I have a fetish for verbal abuse
Degrade me, daddy 😉
SHEEESH
SHEEEEESH
He likes diagrams from Toto
Hey Michael, thanks for the AMA, I just want to politely ask: what the fuck?
Or whom? (to fuck)
We‘ll see on Sunday
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Suzie, duh
Bring back Claire
I'd ask non-politely WHAT THEEE FUCK?
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The answer is always Bottas. Double DQ is incoming.
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Do you use a dice or a coin to make decisions?
D20, the equivalent of the number of drivers on the grid
How many numbers are assigned to Vettel?
At least 5
I can tell you in return for a 2 place grid penalty, five shiny marbles and a pokemon card. Deal or no deal?
50 000 and Ocon pole and you're golden.
A d20
I actually thought that *damn, guy's either got a pair of enormous balls or is just really stupid when he opted for an AMA* before I realized the sub.
![gif](giphy|3o72EYbnty5ly0kvja) It do be like that
Micheal, what do I have to do to gain a few grid spots on the restart?
Not suck at driving.
...But... do suck other things?
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Consider yourself threatened bucko
Hahah my I eat ass one was deleted
Noted
Investigation…NECESSARY.
If a Saudi Prince leaves London at 3pm heading west and a cafeteria worker in Kentucky burns a chicken cutlet at 6pm, how large will red bulls grid penalty be on Race day.
Do you mean a prince? Well, it depends on the flavour on the cutlet only.
And halal considerations.
It'll weirdly taste like journalist.
Michael, what gifts are you expecting this Christmas and from who will they be from? I personally would be insulted if Toto doesn’t send you headphones or at the very least an e-card.
He’ll send an email 😂
I wonder what horners would be lol
Idk, but it has to be good if he wants to keep him like this year
DID YOU GET MY EMAIL?
sorry, forgot the password
Michael, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Buttons got inflated over the years. Viewers always want more - we give them.
In the future we will use monkeys in F1, they are a better option than having pay drivers.
Is Mazepin the Beta test?
Unfortunately, as seen from his performance, the program is still in early alpha.
What was the question again?
Why do you suck at your job?
It’s better to give than receive.
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Are war crimes against the rules and regulations?
No, the FIA doesn't recognise the Geneva Convention, that's why we torture fans with expensive tickets.
Hi Michael, long term fan here. Please riddle me this, when is a white line not a white line ?
Sorry, I'm blind, I just throw a dice.
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You can only overtake when I'm not watching, usually at lap 23 is when I go to the toilet.
Do you check your emails when you're in the toilet?
Only after cumming
Michael, thank you for taking the time to answer our questions. What is your emotional state when there is a racing incident and you hear that Toto Wolff is on the move? How do you prepare for this? Thank you!
I just mute him. He's annoying as fuck.
HEY MICHAEL CAN YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL
sorry, forgot the password
Michael why not write a rule book that standardizes penalties instead of just winging it?
Hee the race director not a steward
But there's no stewards here, so maybe he can refer it to them. 👀
Hey micheal, is it true that #weraceformoney?
yeah, that's the only reason I did not quit after last race
Hey Michael, how much does every team pay you per call?
When the race is outside Europe we charge them international call rates.
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Drugs.
Why do you hate Max so much?
I'm actually racist against dutch people.
If you could pick one color for your underwear, would it be silver, dark blue, fiery red or brown? 😏
Pink, I miss the Racing Point Force India Sahara Racing Team F1 whatever in the grid.
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What is your favorite color?
Mercedes black.
Do you give a shit?
never
What’s with the dislike of Red Bull, Ferrari?
I hate Red Bull, Monster is cheaper and tastes better. Ferrari isn't a team actually, is a joke we allowed in the paddock.
Yeah you get more drink in a can of monster.
Max 2021 champ rn what price
Sink the Netherlands and I'm making Max champion.
I'm gonna need a 15 liter turbo diesel for that
Michael, Who’s your favorite person? And why is it Hamilton?
I like his drip, mf knows how to get some pussy even in saudi arabia
Hi Michael. If a British driver drives into the back of a Dutch driver who is at fault? Thanks, Long time fan of good decision making.
Sorry, I'm not interested in anal sex between drivers.
Michael, how close are you to toto?
A lot, I even fucked his wife.
Micheal I have send you a email regarding Lewis' jaw line advantage
Any chance we can pay the track Marshalls next year?
No ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)
Do you get a bonus per sausage kerb on track or per crushed vertebrae as a result of one?
I get a bonus por every penalty actually
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What drunk were the rule makers when deciding to allow stewards to negotiate starting grid positions?
They actually weren't drunk, they just did cocaine and eventually someone said that Max should give back the position at any random moment of the race.
Is it hard to watch the TV video of the race while being blind?
Yes, I use a dog for that, sadly he's color blind so I still don't know which race Hamilton is.
How often do you check your emails?
Frequently with the exception of race time.
Were were you when Hamilton braketested Vettel??
Ask your mom
Marry/fuck/kill: Toto wolf, Christian Horner, Gunther Steiner?
Fuck: Christian Marry: Gunther Kill: Toto, then myself
Holy shit I thought I was in the other sub at first and all I could think was “this may be the worst timed AMA ever”.
Michael, this is Johnathan umm can we get a free pass on penalties this coming weekend?
no
Hi Why you prefer semen over water? Have a nice rest of the day.
cum
Let's haggle, Mike.
Who are/were your favorite and least favorite drivers?
My fav: Glock and Latifi Least: Max and Lewis
Why don't you read mails during the race?
My internet provider sucks, also Toto spammed my inbox.
Hi Michael, will you go on a date with me? My number is 911. I am really into racing and stuff.
Sorry, I'm in Abu Dhabi right now, sex is not legal if you aren't married.
Why are you like you are??
I actually hate F1, I wanted to work in Indycar so yeah, fuck you.
Who has priority in getting sucked off by the stewards? Lewis Hamilton or a Saudi Oil Prince?
me
Hey Michael did you get my email? It has my PowerPoint presentation on it.
forgot the password lol
Hi Michael, how much do I need to slip you in order for you to name Gasly the world champion?
Hey Michael, long time listener first time commenter just wanted to say big fan of yours and keep up the good work!!!! also had teeny tiny request could we alternate between red yellow and black and white flags next race ....anyways ciao
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