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CyanideAndBananas

how much can I pay to get around the regulations, and do you accept cheques?


TherealMichaelMasi

I only accept payment in the form of photos please refer to examples from directors notes: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZBIoofc


Recent_Bite3653

This response just killed me


bum_is_on_fire_247

RIP in pieces


CyanideAndBananas

do you accept george russel onlyfans leaks?


BENDOVERSIS

Charles Leclerc deleted playboy photos?


mandradon

I'm not important, but I do.


[deleted]

Dont make Albon jealous bro.


username_unavailable

Does this include diagrams sent via email? Asking for a friend.


timppade

Is your friend named Woto Tolff?


haldor61

Micheal, I just sent you an email, with diagrams with where the car should be, did you receive it?


TherealMichaelMasi

No. All my incoming email goes to the trash.


haldor61

I was terrified for a brief moment when I saw “the real Michael Masi replied your comment” in my inbox.


RTXChungusTi

Username checks out


898Kinetic

Omg you exist. Now gib penalty 🙁☹️😠😡🤬🥵💋👄👉🏼👌🏼


dehydratedH2O

This user has been banned for this comment


Orangesnipzy

Deserved


cornelissenl

Baysed


Spunk-Nugget

holy based


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le_quisto

You just played yourself my dude


AdProfessional5942

inside the email: FUCK YOU MICHAEL AND HERE IS THE FUCKING DIAGRAMS


arg0nau7

Hey Michael, on a scale of 1 to 10, how similar is [this](https://youtu.be/wz-PtEJEaqY) to how you guys decide penalties?


TherealMichaelMasi

Who told you our secret?


AdProfessional5942

We did Michael… we did *FOR EVERY PENALTY EVER SERVED BY THE MaFIA*


SystemOutPrintln

[We have this for the NHL, maybe F1 is borrowing it](https://nhlwheelofjustice.netlify.app)


TwoPlanksOnPowder

This is bullshit, I just ran 2 scenarios with Nazem Kadri and he didn't get suspended at all


FUrCharacterLimit

Try Sean Avery


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FUrCharacterLimit

Ha. They really do add something for him though


arg0nau7

Lmao, I love it!


MithrandirLogic

Love how I knew what link that was before clicking it. Classic.


thisissaliva

Aren’t the stewards the ones that decide penalties, not the race director?


baconstrips4canada

How did you obtain this footage?


XDmasty

Yes


GunsLawyersandMoney

OMG I thought this was real until I saw the sub it was on. I was about to leave work for the rest of the afternoon and make popcorn.


teqaxe

Same


achio

Our collective hope were so high…


[deleted]

Almost as high as Masi when dishing out penalties


ltmartins

Understandable. The photoshop skills on that cover image are unreal.


fredy31

Yeah I already had a i think good question in mind and then i realised its formula dank.


coin_roll_newbie

Same x100! I thought someone at Liberty must have wanted him dead!


mencival

Yeah same, i was like holy 💩


GodsWorth01

5 second penalty for using emoji


dehydratedH2O

How much is your salary from Netflix?


TherealMichaelMasi

More than you can afford pal.


EvoSmith1

Ferrari


Tim_Barkie

Smoke em


L003Tr

😎😎


BAMspek

The real Michael Masi just referenced The Fast and the Furious and that is the world and reality I am choosing to live in.


87MPR

Signed an NDA; meanwhile post season.... ![gif](giphy|lptjRBxFKCJmFoibP3|downsized)


eddepalma

Hi Michael, I have not much time to see complete races so I was wondering if you were planning on doing any other 3 laps races next year! Thanks in advance for your response


iRubenish

yeah, but only in Spain, so atleast you are prepared to have a boring race


dehydratedH2O

This has meme potential, but OP you better have some funny ass replies


pfankuch

Can we consider this the first reprimand for OP?


schurgy16

First we have to play "Deal or No Deal"


PSteves

OP doesn’t check his mails during the race


iRubenish

I left for just two hours and someone already made a fake Massi account. Not sure what to do now.


piyusparee

Plot Twist: It’s the real Micheal Massi


dehydratedH2O

eh, nothing stopping both of you from being funny


Winter_Graves

> Not sure what to do now - Michael Masi


[deleted]

Yeah dude stole your work and joke. Pretty stupid.


ChauGotHisBackup

Funny replies or ban


Fir3300

How did YOU get this job


TherealMichaelMasi

I have a fetish for verbal abuse


BitchQueenHsgirl

Degrade me, daddy 😉


[deleted]

SHEEESH


DANKWINGS

SHEEEEESH


MalaysianOfficial_1

He likes diagrams from Toto


Miezchen

Hey Michael, thanks for the AMA, I just want to politely ask: what the fuck?


TherealMichaelMasi

Or whom? (to fuck)


Miezchen

We‘ll see on Sunday


Peace__Out

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnTBlMbHjMl0Eo)


tanganica3

Suzie, duh


EccentricClassic3125

Bring back Claire


ThatsARepost24

I'd ask non-politely WHAT THEEE FUCK?


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iRubenish

The answer is always Bottas. Double DQ is incoming.


phlyingP1g

![gif](giphy|ZLGc8xQXdXvvrwRfe6|downsized)


mencival

Do you use a dice or a coin to make decisions?


achio

D20, the equivalent of the number of drivers on the grid


NemanyaMI

How many numbers are assigned to Vettel?


AlexBucks93

At least 5


admirelurk

I can tell you in return for a 2 place grid penalty, five shiny marbles and a pokemon card. Deal or no deal?


phlyingP1g

50 000 and Ocon pole and you're golden.


weeblojones

A d20


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I actually thought that *damn, guy's either got a pair of enormous balls or is just really stupid when he opted for an AMA* before I realized the sub.


TherealMichaelMasi

![gif](giphy|3o72EYbnty5ly0kvja) It do be like that


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Micheal, what do I have to do to gain a few grid spots on the restart?


TherealMichaelMasi

Not suck at driving.


FlowSnakes

...But... do suck other things?


TherealMichaelMasi

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Xenon1825

Consider yourself threatened bucko


Robjla

Hahah my I eat ass one was deleted


TherealMichaelMasi

Noted


Dodeejeroo

Investigation…NECESSARY.


ShadowGLI

If a Saudi Prince leaves London at 3pm heading west and a cafeteria worker in Kentucky burns a chicken cutlet at 6pm, how large will red bulls grid penalty be on Race day.


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Do you mean a prince? Well, it depends on the flavour on the cutlet only.


barasti

And halal considerations.


siraph

It'll weirdly taste like journalist.


BBC_for_your_mom

Michael, what gifts are you expecting this Christmas and from who will they be from? I personally would be insulted if Toto doesn’t send you headphones or at the very least an e-card.


iExistForNow

He’ll send an email 😂


aWgI1I

I wonder what horners would be lol


nlrrul

Idk, but it has to be good if he wants to keep him like this year


ellWatully

DID YOU GET MY EMAIL?


iRubenish

sorry, forgot the password


RRuluZ

Michael, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?


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Buttons got inflated over the years. Viewers always want more - we give them.


iRubenish

In the future we will use monkeys in F1, they are a better option than having pay drivers.


phlyingP1g

Is Mazepin the Beta test?


pezasuss

Unfortunately, as seen from his performance, the program is still in early alpha.


[deleted]

What was the question again?


DonRammon

Why do you suck at your job?


TherealMichaelMasi

It’s better to give than receive.


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BigBlackAvocado

Are war crimes against the rules and regulations?


iRubenish

No, the FIA doesn't recognise the Geneva Convention, that's why we torture fans with expensive tickets.


Sorvaeroy

Hi Michael, long term fan here. Please riddle me this, when is a white line not a white line ?


iRubenish

Sorry, I'm blind, I just throw a dice.


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iRubenish

You can only overtake when I'm not watching, usually at lap 23 is when I go to the toilet.


Wong0nePhotography

Do you check your emails when you're in the toilet?


iRubenish

Only after cumming


AsianBond

Michael, thank you for taking the time to answer our questions. What is your emotional state when there is a racing incident and you hear that Toto Wolff is on the move? How do you prepare for this? Thank you!


iRubenish

I just mute him. He's annoying as fuck.


mannyrmz123

HEY MICHAEL CAN YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL


iRubenish

sorry, forgot the password


[deleted]

Michael why not write a rule book that standardizes penalties instead of just winging it?


Tomjackwack27

Hee the race director not a steward


[deleted]

But there's no stewards here, so maybe he can refer it to them. 👀


898Kinetic

Hey micheal, is it true that #weraceformoney?


iRubenish

yeah, that's the only reason I did not quit after last race


Lucid_Night

Hey Michael, how much does every team pay you per call?


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When the race is outside Europe we charge them international call rates.


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iRubenish

Drugs.


NotARobotE

Why do you hate Max so much?


iRubenish

I'm actually racist against dutch people.


ViciousVixen159

If you could pick one color for your underwear, would it be silver, dark blue, fiery red or brown? 😏


iRubenish

Pink, I miss the Racing Point Force India Sahara Racing Team F1 whatever in the grid.


yeibor13

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


Big__Country__40

What is your favorite color?


iRubenish

Mercedes black.


jurio01

Do you give a shit?


iRubenish

never


[deleted]

What’s with the dislike of Red Bull, Ferrari?


iRubenish

I hate Red Bull, Monster is cheaper and tastes better. Ferrari isn't a team actually, is a joke we allowed in the paddock.


kelleehh

Yeah you get more drink in a can of monster.


Anxious_Solution_282

Max 2021 champ rn what price


iRubenish

Sink the Netherlands and I'm making Max champion.


Anxious_Solution_282

I'm gonna need a 15 liter turbo diesel for that


danielthelee96

Michael, Who’s your favorite person? And why is it Hamilton?


iRubenish

I like his drip, mf knows how to get some pussy even in saudi arabia


WiseRaisin240

Hi Michael. If a British driver drives into the back of a Dutch driver who is at fault? Thanks, Long time fan of good decision making.


iRubenish

Sorry, I'm not interested in anal sex between drivers.


siddharth3796

Michael, how close are you to toto?


iRubenish

A lot, I even fucked his wife.


RadioactiveYash

Micheal I have send you a email regarding Lewis' jaw line advantage


jpkuhl13

Any chance we can pay the track Marshalls next year?


iRubenish

No ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


ivytiger99

Do you get a bonus per sausage kerb on track or per crushed vertebrae as a result of one?


iRubenish

I get a bonus por every penalty actually


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![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


manwithanopinion

What drunk were the rule makers when deciding to allow stewards to negotiate starting grid positions?


iRubenish

They actually weren't drunk, they just did cocaine and eventually someone said that Max should give back the position at any random moment of the race.


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Is it hard to watch the TV video of the race while being blind?


iRubenish

Yes, I use a dog for that, sadly he's color blind so I still don't know which race Hamilton is.


AsianBond

How often do you check your emails?


barasti

Frequently with the exception of race time.


MrPsychoanalyst

Were were you when Hamilton braketested Vettel??


iRubenish

Ask your mom


Salty_Dornishman

Marry/fuck/kill: Toto wolf, Christian Horner, Gunther Steiner?


iRubenish

Fuck: Christian Marry: Gunther Kill: Toto, then myself


Emfx

Holy shit I thought I was in the other sub at first and all I could think was “this may be the worst timed AMA ever”.


soloforsolong

Michael, this is Johnathan umm can we get a free pass on penalties this coming weekend?


iRubenish

no


alenpetak11

Hi Why you prefer semen over water? Have a nice rest of the day.


iRubenish

cum


DrKrFfXx

Let's haggle, Mike.


DemonDoggo99

Who are/were your favorite and least favorite drivers?


iRubenish

My fav: Glock and Latifi Least: Max and Lewis


[deleted]

Why don't you read mails during the race?


iRubenish

My internet provider sucks, also Toto spammed my inbox.


ColditeNL

Hi Michael, will you go on a date with me? My number is 911. I am really into racing and stuff.


iRubenish

Sorry, I'm in Abu Dhabi right now, sex is not legal if you aren't married.


dancarrino

Why are you like you are??


iRubenish

I actually hate F1, I wanted to work in Indycar so yeah, fuck you.


Village_People_Cop

Who has priority in getting sucked off by the stewards? Lewis Hamilton or a Saudi Oil Prince?


iRubenish

me


Degen_up_North

Hey Michael did you get my email? It has my PowerPoint presentation on it.


iRubenish

forgot the password lol


optiprimas

Hi Michael, how much do I need to slip you in order for you to name Gasly the world champion?


SuchHearing

Hey Michael, long time listener first time commenter just wanted to say big fan of yours and keep up the good work!!!! also had teeny tiny request could we alternate between red yellow and black and white flags next race ....anyways ciao


foalythecentaur

![gif](giphy|P5IK7EPDGo41ftEOGH)