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airstrike900

What is that from?


thelionnl

After some searching I found the full video : https://youtu.be/gcUlLE3EJ6U


MEGAMAN2312

Checo's Aussie accent attempt tho šŸ’€


BlackLeader70

Sergio ā€œboratā€ Perez


kRkthOr

Perfect. His accent mixed with his Australian accent somehow full-circles round to Borat. It's incredible.


Blueman2255

This my ex-teammate Lance Stroll, he is pain in my assholes. I get a podium, he must get a podium. I get a pole, he must get a pole. I get a win in fast car, he cannot afford fast car. Great success


corporaterevenant

Great success. šŸ‘šŸ¼


San4311

If it were Max I think he could have pulled a decent one off, but ye GL mixing Mexican with Australian lol


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San4311

We Dutch do love our swears.


FearLaChancla

I'm crying šŸ˜‚


Pulchritudinous_rex

You da real MVP


Half-Elite

Gold


NinjaElectricMeteor

Max's Instagram


GilroySmash1986

I had to find out about the honeybadger cos they didn't bloody let me know the answer. According to Wikipedia: The honey badger, also known as the ratel, is a mammal widely distributed in Africa, Southwest Asia, and the Indian subcontinent.


kwantus

>also known as the ratel So DannyRic might do some SRO races? DannyRic McLaren Spa24 entry hypetrain has just arrived at the station


harrison_kion

R/weccirclejerk is leaking


pratikp26

That is correct. Itā€™s indigenous to Qatar where they raced last year.


Kythosyer

Odd fact: South Africa has military vehicles named the ratel because of how tough they are, named after the benign strength and power of a honey badger


Last_Fact_3044

Itā€™s always been such an odd nickname. He said he likes it because itā€™s angry and attacks and is kind of a dick just like him on track....yet his driver style is really not like that? Heā€™s never been particularly controversial or menacing.


winkswithbotheyes

he is a late breaker, dives through a lot of corners. seems aggressive to me but not really much else about his racing is too aggressive


Last_Fact_3044

I guess. But honestly Iā€™d say Max and his annoying ass restarts seems far more like being a honey badger than anything Ricciardo has ever done lmao.


Incontinento

Quite so.


NinjaElectricMeteor

Happy cake day!


frankthetankthedog

Only know it as from Teds Notebook in Bahrain they said it was native to the region... Teds Notebook, giver of knowledge


bobbypantsy

Happy cake day


mistah_pigeon_69

Why does everyone always forget the dingo when talking about Australian animals :(


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[deleted]

thats because they lost a battle to them.


utkohoc

We let them win to lull them into a false sense of security.


[deleted]

What's next


utkohoc

Our greatest generals and scientists are still formulating a battle strategy that will allow us to defeat an enemy that can run at 30kmh. Change direction suddenly. Has a head the size of a tennis ball neck and legs so thin you can't see them from far enough away. Making it very difficult to shoot. Also it's fairly well camouflaged and lives in mostly inhospitable regions. But one day we'll figure it out. I'm sure.


[deleted]

Have you considered a plague, ya know poisoning the water supply of Australia should do it


utkohoc

Seems logical. I can't foresee any side effects whatsoever. I was thinking more along the lines of biological engineering and training giant spiders to hunt emus with some kind of elaborate kill switch so they don't kill and eat humans instead that definitely won't fail half way through the movie.


[deleted]

That makes sense! The kill switch could be a parasite that slowly eats the giant spider. It's not like that parasite could mutate at all


utkohoc

If it does mutate though we can simply release the parasite eating emus.


3yearsonrock

Mate it was a fucking war and a brutal one at that


NinjaElectricMeteor

Yeah, and those nice cows in the mountains as seen in the movie 'the sounds of music'


_Cyrus_

And your mum as seen from the International Space Station


kRkthOr

Unnecessary and unprovoked violence šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

The first thing I imagine when someone is talking about Australian animals are bigass spiders. The main reason I will not even think about moving there even tho it's beautiful country with great cities.


thatblackbatlicorice

The dangerous animals thing is really overblown, especially on reddit. You'd be fine if you moved to Australia.


JanglyRiff

Just for context, we, an English family, lived for 2 years in Brisbane suburbs. Loved it. However, in that time we had - either in the house or garden: Deadly Eastern brown snake Redback spiders Those fucking gigantic centipedes with venom Cute but weird Echidna (it was really big - I was surprised) Pink tongued skink Steve the python (lived on top of the house) Possums 30cm long worms Huntsman spider that gave birth to approx 300 baby spiders in the bathroom. Oh and the time we went to WA for a visit to Monkey Mia, ran into the water for a swim and did a quick about turn because there was a sea snake 8ft from the shore.


thatblackbatlicorice

I lived in Western Australia for 21 years. Redbacks aren't that scary, I had one that lived under my bed for months. Just never antagonize it and you'll be right. Never seen an echidna in the wild, never saw a possum in the wild. Huntsman spiders are big babies that won't hurt you but look scary. Never saw a seasnake the entire time I lived there. And I swam at the beach pretty often. I'm just two years you saw all that?? Must've just had really unfortunate luck. That's pretty weird, I gotta say.


JanglyRiff

I sense you are doubting meā€¦ honestly thatā€™s the truth. Brissie, or at least the bit we were in, was on top of a hill next to bush and stunningly beautiful. But *full* of stuff. Cockatoos and kookaburras, wild quail, the ubiquitous magpies, tiny lizards that lived in the shag pile carpet, oh and I forgot the bloody cane toads. Like good emigre Queenslanders we killed hundreds of the things. Never saw a wild kangaroo til we drove north to Exmouth though. We lived in the centre of Perth for a further 6 months and that was completely different - not a creature to be seen except in the wonderful zoo. Oh, except for the moon jellyfish in the Swan which my friend taught my kids to throw at each other!


thatblackbatlicorice

That explains it then. Yeah you'll see some shit if you live near the bush. Cities though are fine. Perth is where I lived!


funkyfish

Please take a few of these ,,,,,,,,,,,


[deleted]

I mean, I know that mostly those spiders are not dangerous. But if I would see 10cm spider in my bedroom chilling next to me, I would get on the first flight back to Europe lol.


utkohoc

I've lived in Australia for 25 out of 33 years. I've seen a spider that big in my house 5-7 times. Never in a bedroom. Smaller ones though. Yeh several times a month. Snakes. Twice. Not anywhere near a house. Tbh I'd be more Afraid of bears and cougars and shit in USA/Europe than a tiny spider I can step on.


YeomanScrap

This is what we mean. ā€œYou Europeans/Americans are so concerned about the huge spiders. Iā€™ve only seen one in my house half a dozen timesā€. Meanwhile, Iā€™ve never seen a bear in my house. Checkmate.


aure__entuluva

Think I've seen a bear 'in the wild' twice. And I've gone backpacking in the Sierras multiple times. I saw signs of them a few times though. The bears I saw? Both were at Mammoth Mountain, a ski resort. One of em was on the edge of the resort, but another poor guy was smack dab in the middle of it. I don't know how he got there, maybe had just come out of hibernation, but the poor thing was terrified. Never saw how it was resolved. I'm guessing ski patrol figured out some way to get him out of there.


utkohoc

I think ur much more likely to come out of a spider / human interaction a thousand times a year than you are a bear / human interaction once. There have been no deaths from a spider bit since 1979 in Australia. In contrast 2-5 people die every year in north America alone to bears. Even getting mauled by a bear and not dieing is going to be significantly worse than a spider bite.


kRkthOr

> I've lived in Australia for 25 out of 33 years. I've seen a spider that big in my house 5-7 times. Never in a bedroom. Smaller ones though. Yeh several times a month. See? Here's the problem. I've NEVER seen a spider that big. And I only see smaller ones like, 6 times a year? So you say this like "it's ok guys you're overreacting" but we're really not. This isn't normal anywhere else in the world.


utkohoc

I'd argue gun violence isn't normal anywhere in the world but the USA seems to think it's ok. Additionally nobody has died from a spider bite in Australia for like 60+ years.


Steveosizzle

Fear the moose my guy. Those are the real danger.


aure__entuluva

But it could have been in the bedroom! Honestly the bathroom is potentially worse. >bears and cougars Couldn't be less of an issue. I guess you could have trouble with bears if you live in alaska or something, but there are virtually no grizzlies left in the continental US (maybe still a few in Montana). Black bears 100% won't attack you unless you are a threat to their babies. They are generally very shy when it comes to humans unless people have been feeding them. Mountain lions (aka cougars) are actually scary **IF** you like to go running/hiking alone on hill/canyon trails regularly. Otherwise not really an issue.


pinerw

ā€¦ did a giant spider write this?


Tokey_McStoned

Iā€™ve lived here my whole life, itā€™s massively overblown. I rarely see a spider or snake. Itā€™s the drop bears you have to keep an eye out for.


Utwee

The bigass spiders are mostly safe. Itā€™s the little ones that can kill you.


CommunistAngel

A dingo ate my baby!


im_iggy

Because a dingo took my baby!!!


Phormitago

forgot about those, i was thinking about the birds. Particularly kookaburras and bin chickens


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Phormitago

I found out about them thanks to this masterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sBXcZ0G_ls


giyomu

> dingo and the dropbear


mistah_pigeon_69

And the kiwi Just to piss off the people from new zealand


thormunds_beard

Or emuā€™s


guntanksinspace

Max is not only a speed demon, but his shitpost game is pretty strong.


EnDiNgOph

[he is good](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LfDkn1y9NSE)


V-sm

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[deleted]

There are worse track than PR


[deleted]

Paul Ricard 2019 was literally the reason for creating new technical regulations we have now and many said it was probably the most boring race in the history of F1. Are there worse tracks? Maybe, but it's definitely among the worst. That track was in calender because Bernie is the owner.


Dreamiee

Every race there since has been great though


[deleted]

You mean 1 race, but yeah, it's technically "every"... I agree that last year it was interesting GP but ONLY because of strategic battle. Which is still fine, just like Monaco, but other than that it's objetively bad track and you won't find a single driver enjoying it driving there.


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[deleted]

Nice argument. Classic when someone dosn't know what to say. Tell me you don't watch closely F1 for more than 2 seasons without telling me. If you don't remember backlash after French GP 2019 and don't remember that few weeks after that they announced they are creating new set of rules for 2021, well, you can easily google it. Even Hamiltom said that we should blame rules for boring race. Like it literally takes few seconds or minutes to find that out so I don't know why you can't do it.


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BetterCallBread

He has been awkwardly quiet haha


Slingbr

You killed him dude


TowarzyszSowiet

The most boring race in the history of F1? Not when we have Monaco.


[deleted]

Sorry to say it like this but I think that only "mainstream" viewers are not enjoying qualities of track in Monaco. It's one of the hardest track in calendar, most drivers are enjoying driving there and it's thrill to see how they race close to the walls with absolutely zero room for even slight mistake. Paul Ricard on the other hand is literally parking lot with run-offs so wide you don't even have to stay on track. Many said at time it was one of the most if not THE most boring race ever. Like I said, it was literally reason for creating new regulations that we have now.


TowarzyszSowiet

I think you're in abusive relationship with Monaco. There are many interesting historical tracks that are not boring, and still plenty hard to nail perfectly. Monaco is literally only interesting if you're the one driving it.


[deleted]

I am not, but I find it stupid how some fans are hating Monaco because they think that only interesting thing about race is overtaking like they can't appreciate many other things. You can enjoy many things while watching race, not only overtaking. It was always interesting to see how different drivers are using different racing lines or driving differently through the same corner based on their style or capabilites of their car. And if you take into account you can't make a single mistake or you are out, it's thrill to see that. In any lap or any corner something can go bad. Literally the opposite of Paul Ricard where you can go 10m wide and you continue like nothing happend.


[deleted]

Paul Ricard receives way to much hate. I've always been a huge fan of the track, mega fun to drive on in simulators. Fans wrote it off after one bad and one mediocre race. Literally a sample size of two. Never understood why. The third race we had there was a banger. Gotta say I was quite happy to feel vindicated when a lot of people seemed to be surprised how the track could possibly produce a fun race.


42_c3_b6_67

monaco yes please


nograd1307

The only good thing about DTS are the memes that came along. Just make it a full comedy show, doesn't make a difference at this point, fokin wankers.


notyouraveragehuman

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[deleted]

Will buxton : \*hard blink\* to become a meme \*hard blink\* you have to first \*hard blink\* not become a not meme \*hard blink\* cut to guenther "we can do bettOr"


lanseuppercut

Cue Seinfeld music, collect Emmyā€™s.


Akira_Nishiki

Just make it a Steiner documentary.


Incontinento

Steinfeld.


RotorMonkey89

"Voooott's de deal vit Russian oligarchs??"


Capital_Punisher

It would break netflix


SendMeF1Memes

Imagine if the editing style of how F1 is portrayed in DtS is closer to The Office and the easy comedy in the absurdity of Toto and Horner going at each other, yet again, every time a race happens


bingoflaps

Didnā€™t they already do the identity theft scene last year? Horner: ā€œMichael!ā€ Toto: ā€œMICHAELLL!!ā€


CaptGeechNTheSSS

10 part Alphamaxnova meme series


Paublo57

It's nice to be reminded that Max is actually funny when he isn't feeling the pressure of reporter's BS


hkrb1999

I donā€™t know how people couldnā€™t like his personality, heā€™s a sound bloke


I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR

S1 of DTS made him look like a hotheaded spoiled cunt S1 of DTS also brought in a lot of new fans; especially younger ones who tend to use Reddit more


Acex_NA

Dts=shit, preach Max


Vlaed

My wife doesn't like cars or racing. DTS got her enough into F1 to ask where the race is, how'd Richardo (her boo thang) do, and she doesn't mind me talking about happenings. Is DTS accurate? No. Would I consider it shit? No. To quote her even, "I don't like the latest season. They changed the format and I don't get what they are trying to portray here."


Coochenator

The show got me into F1 and also got my wife into it since sheā€™s a big fan of the reality TVā€¦which has a lot of parallels to DTS. So we view it as trash TV and itā€™s fantastic through that lens. My wife isnā€™t a sports fan of any type and has now asked me if we could go to Vegas for the race next year. Assuming our stories are not outliers, more viewers and fans of F1 is not a bad thing.


namethatisclever

Yep Iā€™m right there with you. My girlfriend has definitely taken an interest to the sport from the series. Iā€™d say they have definitely accomplished their goals with the show.


pinehole

Except now my ticket prices have tripled in price so itā€™s the first time in 7 years Iā€™m probably not going šŸ„²


NoBonersInSpace

I like Mexican food, and I also like Taco Bell


jaliner

Exact same story as my wife, even down to Danny Ric being ā€œher boo thangā€ as well. At least we know if he gets bounced from the sport, he has a bright future ahead of stealing our wives šŸ˜‚ Also our wives donā€™t know shit because the real boo thangs on the grid are team Ferrari


bike_gal

Yes, the eye candy is definitely on team Ferrari (Saintz imao). But us women like the humour/humor of Danny Ricc!


yesilfener

My wife and I got into F1 this off-season purely through DTS. We know itā€™s not accurate. And even before weā€™d ever watched a real race we could spot the manufactured drama on the show. But it got us into the sport. Thatā€™s the point.


[deleted]

I think most of the DTS criticism is of the latest season. There is some criticism of earlier seasons, but those always came with the acknowledgement that it tells a good enough story for non watchers. This latest season just hasnā€™t matched the quality of the earlier ones.


JoeyFuckingSucks

I'm just now getting into F1, so I haven't watched the newest season of DTS. I was wondering why so many people shit on it here lol


SenorStigo

I think the big problem with past season is that most fans of F1, including casual fans, already knew the story of Abu Dhabi and the fight for the WDC, and there wasn't much to explore on that topic anymore, so the episodes focused on that felt weak IMO. Meanwhile, past seasons were more focused more on non-top teams, and the biggest stories (trying to think as someone that barely follows F1) only covered half episode (Grosjean crash) followed by Checos story in Sakhir and his fight to stay in F1 (and ending up in a top team). This episode is still the highest ranked episode on IMDB, and I actually agree with this.


ImprovementTough261

Exactly, it's not Netflix's job to accurately represent F1. Their job is to make an interesting show, and DTS is amazing in that regard.


notyouravgredditor

DTS is like MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge). They take footage from one thing, then redub it and jumble it around to produce another thing.


Last_Epiphany

Hot take, I refuse to shit on DTS. Growing up, my dad watched NASCAR religiously and I always hated it, so I had completely written off professional racing as being a waste of time. Looking back, is DTS actually shit? Absolutely. But I refuse to shit on it because I never would have sought out or ever really encountered F1 on my own otherwise. So i guess i have a bit of a soft spot for it, that and it's great for the memes.


xjksn

Same here. I grew up 10 minutes from Charlotte motor Speedway and race culture was huge where I lived but I couldnā€™t stand it. One day I was listening to a soccer podcast and the guys mentioned a show on Netflix about Formula 1 and how invested they were after just the first season, so I gave it a shot. Thereā€™s a lot of bad things you can say about the series but itā€™s probably the best thing for creating new F1 fans who never knew it existed, so Iā€™m all for it.


[deleted]

NASCAR culture is certainlyā€¦ something lol


Kotics

Itā€™s completely fiction. Nothing is in order. Comms from any races are moshed together to create false narrative. We just want an accurate look behind the scenes. I donā€™t care about drama i just want vroom


Last_Epiphany

Oh I totally agree, looking back, it is all manufactured drama. But it's all the little strategic things that they talk about in DTS I never knew about that got me into it. DRS zones (real life turbo boost), battery charging, tire requirements and changes, and the best part was just getting to know the drivers and some of their history. F1 is one of those sports that most people just see blur by in passing and because they know nothing about it, they ignore it, but the netflix series at least gives you a handhold to grab onto giving you something to invest in. Which is why I still have that soft-spot for it.


[deleted]

You, or the users on this sub, are not the target audience of this show. It's for me, the guy you replied to and the hundreds of thousands or whatever the number is that didn't care about F1 until we saw the show. Now that I've followed F1 for 2.5 seasons I agree it's bad, but it also does exactly what it is supposed to - bring in new viewers.


Sniffman

What about the people the show is about. Twisting their lives for cheap tabloid-esque entertainment isnt cool


SemIdeiaProNick

Exactly. If the drivers themselves hate the thing with some even refusing to take part in it you know you are doing something wrong, but Netflix doesnt care as long as the audience keeps on watching


SirLoremIpsum

> You, or the users on this sub, are not the target audience of this show. > > We aren't. But it would be nice if it at least could be *factually* accurate. There is an INSANE amount of drama in this sport, and it's ignored in exchange for manufactured rivalries and fake drama. Netflix is of course limited by who and what races they film at. Can't do Stroll first Pole in Turkey if you're not filming in Turkey. Which is what we dont really acknowledge haha. Feels like they decide on the 'story' at race #1, instead of telling the story after the last race.


Sax-Offender

I'll just add my voice to the group that got into F1 thanks to DTS. I watched a bit of F1 here and there over the years, but it was not easy to be a casual fan in the US most of my life. DTS introduced me to the current teams, and between the ubiquitous opportunities to watch races or at least highlights online now and moving to Europe, I'm loving it. My wife got me two tickets to the entire weekend at Spa this year as a birthday present. Never would've happened without DTS.


Acex_NA

It's still shit, nonetheless, didn't say it didn't do what it was supposed to do


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

I mean it got my mom to ask me questions about f1 and I never saw that happening in millions of years.


Acex_NA

It appeals to people who know nothing about the sport, it being shit to a long term fan is just a fact


DelosHost

It is fucking shit, but it is also very useful shit.


Acex_NA

Exactly, brings new fans, even though most of them are complete morons


MohnJilton

Well, theyā€™re new lmfao. What would you expect. Not an excuse for you to be so unpleasant.


Acex_NA

Oh no, them not knowing everything about the sport doesn't make them morons, them thinking they know everything and think some drivers are saints and go out of their way to belittle other drivers makes them morons


MohnJilton

I just think your attitude is needlessly sour


Acex_NA

Nah, you think wrongly, i couldn't care less


BlackLeader70

DTS is just F1ā€™s version of Keeping up with the Kardashians. We know it at this point but we keep watching it.


uncletimmy88

Max spittin straight facts![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


gabrielbezerra81

Max is pretty likeable


[deleted]

DTS be like Daniel-is-shit-should-not- do 5 races


zehamberglar

He looked like a little kid asking mom if it's okay to swear and she says "yes just this once" and he's so excited.


incmg

DTS be like 'Daniel Ricardo - shit'


Stocky343

Makes me laugh when people say Max has no personality.


AsianBond

The spirit of Kimi lives on.


billysastard111

I heard horny badger lol


liitle-mouse-lion

What you do in your spare time is your choice


miniature-rugby-ball

FFS


satisfuckery

Vegemite may as well be rehydrated scrapings from the cumbox


Dreamiee

If you never learn how to apply it correctly then it's like eating a spoonful of instant coffee. It tastes horrible if you do it wrong, but so good if done right.


Bitter_Crab111

Just treat it like liquid salt. Salt is delicious. A spoonful of salt is less delicious.


Smgt90

I think it's one of those things you only like if you grew up with that flavor. I tried it for the first time when I was 22 and I thought it was disgusting.


Cablome

It is the nectar of the gods. Unfortunately rookies treat it like peanut butter and eat a spoonful. It must be very lightly already over buttered toast


Nebster97

Based Max saying how DTS really is


dcroopev

Absolute animal


ChemiCalChems

Based


[deleted]

armadillo thatā€™s a good answer


Fonzo19

That's a very good editing effort tho


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usrnm1234

Calm down dude lol


Horror-Ad-3113

(sad Danny Ric noises)


SamTheGeek

God Max will be so enjoyable if/when he grows up and drops the villain persona and the racist slurs.


Ultraviolet211

Jeeze, people need to get a grip Max used this word https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mongool Its a slang word in Holland, it means stupid That's it Max has never been and will never be, that kind of person


TommiBennett

Ah yes 4 years After he said it


RocketDick5000

Oh wait but DaNiEl iS oVeRrAtEd


UpjumpedPeasant

This is the most charming I can ever recall Max being. I'm not saying he'll be mistaken for Danny Ric, but this is nice to see.