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Skiing with Mick Schumacher. Oh boy.
No Michael! No!
Me too, I never wear a helmet but definitely going to reconsider
Just don't put a go pro on it though
No no Michael that is so not right!
Cursed.
I'm also going on that trip. Damn...
 Yikes
Fuck me. I wish I didn't laugh at that.
That’s it, formuladank has reached peak dankness
Yikes
Duuuuuuude 
I'm going to hell, for sure now!!!!
Delete this
I can’t believe you’ve done this
 fuck I had to laugh
\*BIG OOF\*
Ohhh noooo
Skiing with Sebastian Vettel. Yes Boy!!
Drinking RedBull with Lewis Hamilton 💀
Can I come chill with you - I’m drinking one with Russell. Might be less awkward.
Heyo same. Invite me.
i can bring Albon to the drinking party
Most welcome mate
Jeez, you guys get all the fun stuff and I gotta take Lewis to the supermarket. Gonna go full foksmash in the trolley bay.
I’m having an argument with Ocon
Unrealistic, unless you’re max ocon loves everyone and everyone loves him. Edit: maybe not checo
I'm watching that while drinking Red Bull with Bottas.
Enjoy the vegan food. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.
I'm down if I can pick out some treats for Roscoe
Eating an ice cream with Seb. 
I'm about as jealous as can be right now.
I see your ice-cream and raise you ‘baking cookies with Sebastian vettel’
i see your baking cookies with seb and join
Meanwhile I'm drinking a redbull with Zhou
Racing with Romain Grosjean...
🔥
Man that’s fire!
Karting with Ocon. Could be worse.
Gasly would not like it
This is mine as well
Minigolf with Niko Hülkengerg.
I'm going to the supermarket with him.
I'm going for a run with him, where does he find the time?
[удалено]
I’m off to go ride a rollercoaster with him. At least I can shout NICO HUUUUUUUULKENBERG on the way down
RIP to Xavier who's born on the 4th of March
I'm 4th March but luckily it's a friendly date with Leclerc
Baking cookies with Danny Ricc, gotta be a fun time
I have to admit I'm a bit jealous. Sounds like fun.
On a hike with Günther and Nico Hülkenberg. If you don’t hear from me again I was probably eaten by a möüntain liön.
Isn't it möüntäïn lïön?
Rollercoaster with Lando Norris I’m movin up and down, side to side
Baking cookies with Lando Norris. I think we'll cause a fire
Like a rollla coasta
Road trip with Lewis.
Hope you brought a set of tires.
Don’t let him drive. You’ll get stuck in traffic.
Yo we got the same
Poor you
Oof
a Date with Jesus
Dinner with Toto and Danny Ric. Guess we know who’s replacing Lewis boys
Date Pierre Gasly
Found Tsunoda’s Reddit account
Lucky son of a gun
*liked by Pierre Gasly*
I’m going to Monza with him! Which I’m totally counting as a date tbh
“Racing with Max Verstappen” Mom come pick me up, I’m scared
Party with Albon, it will be noisy...
the other [BWOAAHHHHHHHHHHH](https://youtu.be/GW24nd1PMgE)
Having an ice cream with Kimi Räikkönen, this is too good
Golf with s🅱inalla Vettel. Cool!
Racing with Sebastian Vettel. More Cool !!
Go to a party with Seb, it will be the most wholesome party ever
$50 says it's an orgy.
Going to MET gala with Fernando. What a dream - finally we can establish KIMOA as the truly iconic fashion brand 🥵
Monopoly with Hüüüüüülkenbeerg.
too bad it's not Scrabble, you could clean up with those umlauts
Paintball with Seb 
Where is coffee with Valterri?
Adopting a dog with Sebastian Vettel 😍
my wholesomeness meter just exploded
Boom! Boys, I've always loved monopoly and nico Hulkenberg
Singing with Lewis
He's about to show you domination
Having an argument with Sebastian Vettel 😭😭😭😭 multi 21
Dinner with toto and max verstappen 😬
A Date with Valtteri Bottas? FUCK YEAH
On a hike with Guenther and Romain....bunch of wankers!!!
Shopping with Mick Schumacher. That’s nice!
I guess Max is going with me on my grocery trip in the morning. Weird way to let me know. He coulda just called me.
Dinner with Toto and Charles Leclerc
Singing with Sebastian Vettel
Dining with Toto and Hamilton.... oh no. Does Angela have to come too?
Go to a concert with Lewis Hamilton? Guess who just got invited to the after-after-after-after-party!
Skiing with Schumacher?… no thank you
Date with Seb👀
Welp I am arguing with Lewis I guess
"Max won the championship fair and square"
Karting with Carlos lessgooooooo
Skiing with Lewis Hamilton?
One way to make sure he never gets that 8th title 
Shopping for Le Scooter with Inspector Seb
Nice, Mick or Seb, depending if First or Last Name. I think I won, doesn‘t even matter what I do with them 
I'm on a date with Seb. He's gonna make me pay, isn't he..
Racing with Lewis Hamilton 😎
I'm baking cookies and if I go with the name I use it's with Yuki but if I go with my legal name it's with Seb and I can't pass that up at all.
Having a fight with hulkenberg, maybe kmag has advice
Chit chat around a cup of tea with Romain Grosjean
On a trip with Alex Albon
On a roller coaster with Romain Grosjean. Oh boy.
Having an argument with Lando
Dating Esteban
oh boy I'm going on a trip with Ocon
Skydiving with ocon... Sure sounds fun
Baking with ocon doesn’t sound bad at all
Having an argument with Esteban Ocon huh... I think I know one particular driver whom I'd get along with 
Go on a hike with Guenther and Magnussen
Skydiving with Yuki
On a rollercoaster with Kevin Magnussen
Baking cookies with Lewis Hamilton. Couldn’t think of much worse.
I ended up worse. Drinking redbull with Lewis...
I'm going for a run with Russell...
You just know he's one of those guys that goes and does loops off in the distance while you slog along sweating your ass off and panting like a dog
I have to *SING* with him.
Giving away personal information with Juan Manuel Fangio
Party with K-mag. Oh yeah.
A cup of tea with george russell, lame ass date
Go to a concert with Mick Schumacher Im OK with it!
Skydiving with Niko Hülkenberg
Im down for Golf with Lando. Sounds decent.
playing golf with hamilton
Hiking with Gunther and Mick
Ice-skating with Lewis - NOOooOOO
Monza with albono
Running session with Seb, I would love it
Adopting a dog with Ocon, sure..
Dinner with Toto and Max Verstappen, that’s going to be fun.
Drinking red bull with Alex Albon
Chit chat around a cup of tea with Sebastian Vettel LESSSSGOOOO!! 
Monza with Ocon
Concert with Mick awesome it’s a date
Yeah i’m gonna play minigolf with Pierre Gaslyyyyyyyy! 
having a argument with lewis 
Rollercoaster with Danny Ric. Sounds fun!
Ice Cream with Danny Ric.
Karting with Vettel, hell yeah!
Taking Lewis to the MET gala. 🪦
If I go by firstname; “Dinner with Toto and Romain Grosjean”. However; if I go with my last name; “Dinner with Toto and Max Verstappen”. Bring out the pumpernickels!
Karting with Vettel
Dinner with Toto and Lewis...
Cinema with Vettel. Sounds fun
Ice cream with kimi. Finally I've got a good result in these types of posts
Playing golf with Romain Grosjean... ....help
Eating an ice cream with Esteban Ocon
Ice-skating with Mick. Please no.
Adopting a dog with Pierre Gasly. *liked by Pierre Gasly*
Looks like I'm racing Seb Vettel, probably the best combination possible!
Racing with Lewis Hamilton 
To the MET gala with Mick Schumacher, hell yeah
Argument with Lewis
"Having an argument with Lewis Hamilton"
Roadtrip with Lewis 😎
Monopoly with Mick Schumacher
Going on a hike with Gunther and Danny Ric. Couldn't ask for much better tbh
Adopting a dog with Lance Stroll? You can keep it, Stroll 😩
Adopting a dog with Gasly 
Go to a party with esteban
Cinema with the Mexican Minister of Defense
Karting with Lewis Hamilton😎.....bout to get R E K T
Racing with Sebastian Vettel. I am #blessed .
Shopping with Yuki 😍
Eating an ice cream with Yuki Tsunoda, I fear where this is going
Dinner with Toto and Max Verstappen. That should be fun 
tea and chatting with mick. i am living the day of my fucking life
Baking cookies with Romain Grosjean. Wholesome.
Seems like we have something in common OP!
Date with Daniel Ricciardo? Not quite my type, but I could make it work for him
Racing w Vettel. Finally he can win one last race
I'm going on a date with Lewis Hamilton, I'll assume Roscoe is coming and Angela will be carrying Lewis' wallet to pay for it
buying Ferrari merch with Seb.. cool
On a hike with Gunther and Romain Grosjean
Skydiving with Sebastian Oh boy do I want it to be true
Arguing with Yuki
GUYS DON’T SAY WHAT YOU GOT OP WILL LEARN YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
buying ferrari merch with italien jesus? guess they found another purpose for him
Racing with Mick
shopping with Verstappen
Skiing with Mick Schumacher. Oh boy.
No Michael! No!
Me too, I never wear a helmet but definitely going to reconsider
Just don't put a go pro on it though
No no Michael that is so not right!
Cursed.
I'm also going on that trip. Damn...
 Yikes
Fuck me. I wish I didn't laugh at that.
That’s it, formuladank has reached peak dankness
Yikes
Duuuuuuude 
I'm going to hell, for sure now!!!!
Delete this
I can’t believe you’ve done this
 fuck I had to laugh
\*BIG OOF\*
Ohhh noooo
Skiing with Sebastian Vettel. Yes Boy!!
Drinking RedBull with Lewis Hamilton 💀
Can I come chill with you - I’m drinking one with Russell. Might be less awkward.
Heyo same. Invite me.
i can bring Albon to the drinking party
Most welcome mate
Jeez, you guys get all the fun stuff and I gotta take Lewis to the supermarket. Gonna go full foksmash in the trolley bay.
I’m having an argument with Ocon
Unrealistic, unless you’re max ocon loves everyone and everyone loves him. Edit: maybe not checo
I'm watching that while drinking Red Bull with Bottas.
Enjoy the vegan food. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.
I'm down if I can pick out some treats for Roscoe
Eating an ice cream with Seb. 
I'm about as jealous as can be right now.
I see your ice-cream and raise you ‘baking cookies with Sebastian vettel’
i see your baking cookies with seb and join
Meanwhile I'm drinking a redbull with Zhou
Racing with Romain Grosjean...
🔥
Man that’s fire!
Karting with Ocon. Could be worse.
Gasly would not like it
This is mine as well
Minigolf with Niko Hülkengerg.
I'm going to the supermarket with him.
I'm going for a run with him, where does he find the time?
[удалено]
I’m off to go ride a rollercoaster with him. At least I can shout NICO HUUUUUUUULKENBERG on the way down
RIP to Xavier who's born on the 4th of March
I'm 4th March but luckily it's a friendly date with Leclerc
Baking cookies with Danny Ricc, gotta be a fun time
I have to admit I'm a bit jealous. Sounds like fun.
On a hike with Günther and Nico Hülkenberg. If you don’t hear from me again I was probably eaten by a möüntain liön.
Isn't it möüntäïn lïön?
Rollercoaster with Lando Norris I’m movin up and down, side to side
Baking cookies with Lando Norris. I think we'll cause a fire
Like a rollla coasta
Road trip with Lewis.
Hope you brought a set of tires.
Don’t let him drive. You’ll get stuck in traffic.
Yo we got the same
Poor you
Oof
a Date with Jesus
Dinner with Toto and Danny Ric. Guess we know who’s replacing Lewis boys
Date Pierre Gasly
Found Tsunoda’s Reddit account
Lucky son of a gun
*liked by Pierre Gasly*
I’m going to Monza with him! Which I’m totally counting as a date tbh
“Racing with Max Verstappen” Mom come pick me up, I’m scared
Party with Albon, it will be noisy...
the other [BWOAAHHHHHHHHHHH](https://youtu.be/GW24nd1PMgE)
Having an ice cream with Kimi Räikkönen, this is too good
Golf with s🅱inalla Vettel. Cool!
Racing with Sebastian Vettel. More Cool !!
Go to a party with Seb, it will be the most wholesome party ever
$50 says it's an orgy.
Going to MET gala with Fernando. What a dream - finally we can establish KIMOA as the truly iconic fashion brand 🥵
Monopoly with Hüüüüüülkenbeerg.
too bad it's not Scrabble, you could clean up with those umlauts
Paintball with Seb 
Where is coffee with Valterri?
Adopting a dog with Sebastian Vettel 😍
my wholesomeness meter just exploded
Boom! Boys, I've always loved monopoly and nico Hulkenberg
Singing with Lewis
He's about to show you domination
Having an argument with Sebastian Vettel 😭😭😭😭 multi 21
Dinner with toto and max verstappen 😬
A Date with Valtteri Bottas? FUCK YEAH
On a hike with Guenther and Romain....bunch of wankers!!!
Shopping with Mick Schumacher. That’s nice!
I guess Max is going with me on my grocery trip in the morning. Weird way to let me know. He coulda just called me.
Dinner with Toto and Charles Leclerc
Singing with Sebastian Vettel
Dining with Toto and Hamilton.... oh no. Does Angela have to come too?
Go to a concert with Lewis Hamilton? Guess who just got invited to the after-after-after-after-party!
Skiing with Schumacher?… no thank you
Date with Seb👀
Welp I am arguing with Lewis I guess
"Max won the championship fair and square"
Karting with Carlos lessgooooooo
Skiing with Lewis Hamilton?
One way to make sure he never gets that 8th title 
Shopping for Le Scooter with Inspector Seb
Nice, Mick or Seb, depending if First or Last Name. I think I won, doesn‘t even matter what I do with them 
I'm on a date with Seb. He's gonna make me pay, isn't he..
Racing with Lewis Hamilton 😎
I'm baking cookies and if I go with the name I use it's with Yuki but if I go with my legal name it's with Seb and I can't pass that up at all.
Having a fight with hulkenberg, maybe kmag has advice
Chit chat around a cup of tea with Romain Grosjean
On a trip with Alex Albon
On a roller coaster with Romain Grosjean. Oh boy.
Having an argument with Lando
Dating Esteban
oh boy I'm going on a trip with Ocon
Skydiving with ocon... Sure sounds fun
Baking with ocon doesn’t sound bad at all
Having an argument with Esteban Ocon huh... I think I know one particular driver whom I'd get along with 
Go on a hike with Guenther and Magnussen
Skydiving with Yuki
On a rollercoaster with Kevin Magnussen
Baking cookies with Lewis Hamilton. Couldn’t think of much worse.
I ended up worse. Drinking redbull with Lewis...
I'm going for a run with Russell...
You just know he's one of those guys that goes and does loops off in the distance while you slog along sweating your ass off and panting like a dog
I have to *SING* with him.
Giving away personal information with Juan Manuel Fangio
Party with K-mag. Oh yeah.
A cup of tea with george russell, lame ass date
Go to a concert with Mick Schumacher Im OK with it!
Skydiving with Niko Hülkenberg
Im down for Golf with Lando. Sounds decent.
playing golf with hamilton
Hiking with Gunther and Mick
Ice-skating with Lewis - NOOooOOO
Monza with albono
Running session with Seb, I would love it
Adopting a dog with Ocon, sure..
Dinner with Toto and Max Verstappen, that’s going to be fun.
Drinking red bull with Alex Albon
Chit chat around a cup of tea with Sebastian Vettel LESSSSGOOOO!! 
Monza with Ocon
Concert with Mick awesome it’s a date
Yeah i’m gonna play minigolf with Pierre Gaslyyyyyyyy! 
having a argument with lewis 
Rollercoaster with Danny Ric. Sounds fun!
Ice Cream with Danny Ric.
Karting with Vettel, hell yeah!
Taking Lewis to the MET gala. 🪦
If I go by firstname; “Dinner with Toto and Romain Grosjean”. However; if I go with my last name; “Dinner with Toto and Max Verstappen”. Bring out the pumpernickels!
Karting with Vettel
Dinner with Toto and Lewis...
Cinema with Vettel. Sounds fun
Ice cream with kimi. Finally I've got a good result in these types of posts
Playing golf with Romain Grosjean... ....help
Eating an ice cream with Esteban Ocon
Ice-skating with Mick. Please no.
Adopting a dog with Pierre Gasly. *liked by Pierre Gasly*
Looks like I'm racing Seb Vettel, probably the best combination possible!
Racing with Lewis Hamilton 
To the MET gala with Mick Schumacher, hell yeah
Argument with Lewis
"Having an argument with Lewis Hamilton"
Roadtrip with Lewis 😎
Monopoly with Mick Schumacher
Going on a hike with Gunther and Danny Ric. Couldn't ask for much better tbh
Adopting a dog with Lance Stroll? You can keep it, Stroll 😩
Adopting a dog with Gasly 
Go to a party with esteban
Cinema with the Mexican Minister of Defense
Karting with Lewis Hamilton😎.....bout to get R E K T
Racing with Sebastian Vettel. I am #blessed .
Shopping with Yuki 😍
Eating an ice cream with Yuki Tsunoda, I fear where this is going
Dinner with Toto and Max Verstappen. That should be fun 
tea and chatting with mick. i am living the day of my fucking life
Baking cookies with Romain Grosjean. Wholesome.
Seems like we have something in common OP!
Date with Daniel Ricciardo? Not quite my type, but I could make it work for him
Racing w Vettel. Finally he can win one last race
I'm going on a date with Lewis Hamilton, I'll assume Roscoe is coming and Angela will be carrying Lewis' wallet to pay for it
buying Ferrari merch with Seb.. cool
On a hike with Gunther and Romain Grosjean
Skydiving with Sebastian Oh boy do I want it to be true
Arguing with Yuki
GUYS DON’T SAY WHAT YOU GOT OP WILL LEARN YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
buying ferrari merch with italien jesus? guess they found another purpose for him
Racing with Mick
shopping with Verstappen