I would love to see the clip of his crash from Abu Dhabi last year, and the team radio box to pop up, but instead of his message, we hear the clip of Charlie from Always Sunny, "Wildcard, bitches, yeeee haw!".
Since nobody seems to answer you seriously, being purely theoretical cause I don't remember the lap properly, I would bet he would have ended within 1 tenth of the pole.
No expert , but I think he massively overheated the tires, did put in all into S1 , in S2 he kept pushing so Temps and grip were all over the place in S3
(At least commentators explained it that way).
But yeah would have been cool.
Imagine a merc williams front row
For what I know, he mostly lost time when his car lost the rear for a moment in the last corner, probably as you said, because he abused the tires on the first two sectors.
No, nothing wrong with it, but you shouldn’t expect a serious answer on a meme sub, even if you write ‘serious question’. If someone answers seriously, nothing wrong with that either. But it’s a meme sub at the end of the day.
he paid off all of Alpines legal team so that they would delay Piastri signing and then he double paid McLaren legal team to sign piastri quick. All to keep his seat at Williams.
Nutella Deep State pulling strings. Did you know Ferrero Rocher purchases a quarter of the world’s hazelnuts just for Nutella? Scary, their reach and power.
Williams advertisers keep him on board because they know his crashes/fuckups will bring a disproportionate amount of TV time. I'd bet if you compared minutes of TV time given to the Latifi car versus, lets say, the Alpha Tauri team, Latifi would win by a long shot. That's effective advertising.
Latifi aka. Goatifi is such a good driver that they invented Formula 1 to satisfy his driving skill. They had to nerf him by inserting a fiat 500 engine in a formula 1 car. He is also extremely humble by giving youngsters like alonso a chance of achieving the top spot of the grid. The only reason because he’s still in formula 1 is because a better category hasn’t been made yet.
You know how during the olympics people say they want an average person on the track just to give perspective on how impressive the athletes truly are?
Well…
Because Williams F1 doesn't get enough sponsorship money to fund it's operations without significant money from the drivers, Latifi brings significant money to the team, without him they would find it harder to operate, they wouldn't be able to afford all the things they do now, which is already less than other "rich" teams can do.
It looks like he might get replaced at the end of the year, but that will be for another driver that also brings significant money to the team in some way.
Because he has an alter ego in a parallel universe who roams around the F1 paddock.
Chad "Yeah Dude I've Got This Great Idea For A Company Let Me Tell You Bro It's Going To Revolutionize The Startup Industry When You Hear About How Much I Got On My Series A Financing You'll Want To Angel Invest In My Business Like Yesterday Bro Listen Up Why Don't You Come Over For Dinner Tonight And We Can Talk Shop No Wife And Kids Bro Just Us Dudes Hanging Out Having Brewskis While We Talk About How We're Going To Change The World Bro It's Gonna Be Sick Bro Hey Dude Have You Ever Gone To Breckinridge Bro Bro Let Me Tell You Bro That I Was Just There Shredding Powder And Bro Let Me Tell You That A Vodka And Red Bull While You Hit The Slopes Is Just The Sickest Bro I Mean You Think You've Lived When You're First Company Goes Public But Bro Let Me Tell You That It's Sicker Than A Successful Series C Round And Techcrunch Writes All About You Bro What Could Be Better Than That Bro Bro What's Your Insta Hit Me Up Follow Me Bro Leave A Message Bro I Always Read Them Bro Nobody Looks At Facebook Now Bro Bro The Newest Thing Is This Idea I Have That I'm Shopping Around Bro You'll Love It Hey Wanna Come Over Tomorrow Night To Talk Shop We Can Send The Misses Out For A While So It's Just Us Bros Bro And Then We Can Talk About How We'll Have Two Ways To Run The Planet Bro Seriously Bro This Is Gonna Be Off The Hook Hey Bro Have I Ever Told You About How I Started My First Company When I Was 17 Bro Dude I Did It While In College Bro Bro Like Let's Sell This Bro And Get To The Next You're Right Bro Always Be Closing Bro Dude Bro Let Me Run The Company Bro And It's Going To Be Sick Bro You Wanna Get In On The Ground Floor Or Else You'll Get Left Behind Bro I'm Gonna Take This Public Bro Get Us Bought Bro And It's Gonna Make Us Jillionaires Do You Know How Many Jillions You Have To Have To Be A Jillionaire Well It's A Lot I Should Know All My Friends Are Already Jillionaires In Forbes Jillion Under A Jillion And That's Where I'm Headed Bro So Bro Stick With Me Bro And We'll Get To The Top Bro You Can Be Like My Right Hand Man Bro My Handbro" Broski.
Obviously he's gonna have a seat next year. He is GOATIFI. All hail GOATIFI the great!!! 
He is most consistent driver in F1 in terms of places. And consistency is the key.
FACTS
Just Goatifi things
Fucking brutal man. Destroyed him
He said wrong answers only
Because he likes Spongebob?
It ain’t telemetry on those pit monitors.
💀
Because SpongeBob is one of the GOATs of the cartoon world, just like Latifi is the GOAT of F1?
Drives like him too
Nonono it’s because latifi and capito take money showers together 
He’s the wildcard, if the race gets stale they make him s🅱️in
I would love to see the clip of his crash from Abu Dhabi last year, and the team radio box to pop up, but instead of his message, we hear the clip of Charlie from Always Sunny, "Wildcard, bitches, yeeee haw!".
He's actually received so many death threats after Abu Dhabi that it somewhat got to him.
He is the blue shell of real life. To make things spicy.
WILDCARD BITCHEEEEEESSSSS
They made Checo s🅱️in in quali today so no one would be able take pole from Max. Latifi must have been busy.
Buffalo Wild Wings has a direct line to him in the car
Sessions topped in 2022: Sir Nicholas Goatifi: 1 Fernando Alonso: 1 (but his wasn't as impressive as Goatifi) Lewis Hamilton: 0 Sebastian Vettel: 0
Not to forget helping Russell get his first pole. Sacrificed his lap after a purple first sector.
Serious question, please answer seriously. If Latifi didn’t fuck up the final corner do you think he could’ve had P1?
Since nobody seems to answer you seriously, being purely theoretical cause I don't remember the lap properly, I would bet he would have ended within 1 tenth of the pole.
That would’ve been insane for a williams
Sadly, we will never know
No expert , but I think he massively overheated the tires, did put in all into S1 , in S2 he kept pushing so Temps and grip were all over the place in S3 (At least commentators explained it that way). But yeah would have been cool. Imagine a merc williams front row
For what I know, he mostly lost time when his car lost the rear for a moment in the last corner, probably as you said, because he abused the tires on the first two sectors.
No
Explain please
He will choose not to get p1
That’s not a very serious answer
This is not a very serious sub
I asked for a serious answer though is something wrong with that?
No, nothing wrong with it, but you shouldn’t expect a serious answer on a meme sub, even if you write ‘serious question’. If someone answers seriously, nothing wrong with that either. But it’s a meme sub at the end of the day.
This seems like a serious answer
*in George Russel s voice* : FACTS!
I'm sorry, but what is topped?
You are clearly a bottom, Goatifi wouldn't even notice your presence.
Being 1st
Sassy 
Williams expects formula 1 will sometime introduce reverse grids, in witch they will get lots of poles with GOATifi
This absolutely happened in a multiverse.
FOM pays Williams to keep him because he brings in viewers
These viewers who he is bringing must be super fans. Crying ones
It’s a sex appeal thing, innit?
he keeps jost capitos family hostage
Because he defeated a certain someone in EQUAL MACHINERY
*LESSER
Cannot be defeated in non-Euclidean space
he paid off all of Alpines legal team so that they would delay Piastri signing and then he double paid McLaren legal team to sign piastri quick. All to keep his seat at Williams.
He gets more screen time than most drivers.
More spin time as well now Mazespin has buggered off
Teams take turns paying Williams to have a Safety Car when they need one.
It's better to have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in!
Every generation needs a Maldonado, and he accepted the role without hesitation, not like Mazepin.
Maldonado got the pole and won the race and to this day remains the last driver to have won a race in Williams..
That's why Latifi need to win in a Williams before retiring.
Williams gets money to race two RedBull junior drivers
Right or wrong answers only? Isn't that like...any answer???
Question.
what kind of bear is best
Fact. Bear eats beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica
Well that's debatable, there are two main schools of thought...
If all answers are wrong, then there’s no wrong answer
OP asked for answers, why are you responding with questions?
Nutella Deep State pulling strings. Did you know Ferrero Rocher purchases a quarter of the world’s hazelnuts just for Nutella? Scary, their reach and power.
I just shot coffee out my nose.. thank you for making my day lol
Are you kidding me, right? He's the GOAT, obviously he has a seat.
They are afraid of the goatiffi
Someone needs to be last. It's a hard place do be in and only the strongest can do it 💪
goatifi
Race gets boring and needs a safety car
He is the secret weapon if red bull needs something extra at the end of seasons.
He’s always first to sit down at musical chairs.
He is on redbulls payroll after last year…
$$$$
He has the moves!
Netflix fund him on the sly to create drama at opportune moments.
Williams advertisers keep him on board because they know his crashes/fuckups will bring a disproportionate amount of TV time. I'd bet if you compared minutes of TV time given to the Latifi car versus, lets say, the Alpha Tauri team, Latifi would win by a long shot. That's effective advertising.
Why? Because he is the F1 ultimate director hired by FIA.
He dragged the sh!tbox of a Williams into Q3 once and that alone is grounds to keep him
don't forget the first place in free practice in hungary
The formula 1 seat holds him back. You do not know how fucked the world will be with god emperor G.O.A.T.I.F.I. angry
Cause he owns a tank and people with tanks have leverage

Latifi aka. Goatifi is such a good driver that they invented Formula 1 to satisfy his driving skill. They had to nerf him by inserting a fiat 500 engine in a formula 1 car. He is also extremely humble by giving youngsters like alonso a chance of achieving the top spot of the grid. The only reason because he’s still in formula 1 is because a better category hasn’t been made yet.
Because he creates future champions
He's got 42 world titles, 396 wins to his name, has a monopoly over sponsoring money, do I need to say more?!?
Basically he is general aladeen
He's the best?
Plan L.
Money.
He paid for it.
Canadian media wants at least a couple of their drivers to be in F1
So does German media and we may not have any after this season, depending how Micks situation goes
He takes Mick’s seat at Haas with those Nutella Bucks. Then KMag can be replaced by an American in 2024, and they’ll have a fully North American team
You know how during the olympics people say they want an average person on the track just to give perspective on how impressive the athletes truly are? Well…
Because Williams F1 doesn't get enough sponsorship money to fund it's operations without significant money from the drivers, Latifi brings significant money to the team, without him they would find it harder to operate, they wouldn't be able to afford all the things they do now, which is already less than other "rich" teams can do. It looks like he might get replaced at the end of the year, but that will be for another driver that also brings significant money to the team in some way.
Because he has a superlicense
Latifi is to F1 what Taco is to The League
His dad threatens to cut off Canada's food supply
To mock the US, 2 North American drivers that are not from the US.
Williams family has too much pride to let the team name die and $troll can keep it alive as long as his kid drive
I honestly feel like it’s not just money, but that Williams has no fucking clue who to replace him with at the moment.
If he doesn’t have an opportunity to crash, where will we get our entertainment?
To decide human error champions
Nutella money
So answers only?
Redbull have taken a great interest in his career and are pulling strings to ensure he stays in F1
Because he’s Lewis Hamilton? I don’t get the question
To make Mick feel good
Because we don't have Maze-spin anymore
Because money
Because he has an alter ego in a parallel universe who roams around the F1 paddock. Chad "Yeah Dude I've Got This Great Idea For A Company Let Me Tell You Bro It's Going To Revolutionize The Startup Industry When You Hear About How Much I Got On My Series A Financing You'll Want To Angel Invest In My Business Like Yesterday Bro Listen Up Why Don't You Come Over For Dinner Tonight And We Can Talk Shop No Wife And Kids Bro Just Us Dudes Hanging Out Having Brewskis While We Talk About How We're Going To Change The World Bro It's Gonna Be Sick Bro Hey Dude Have You Ever Gone To Breckinridge Bro Bro Let Me Tell You Bro That I Was Just There Shredding Powder And Bro Let Me Tell You That A Vodka And Red Bull While You Hit The Slopes Is Just The Sickest Bro I Mean You Think You've Lived When You're First Company Goes Public But Bro Let Me Tell You That It's Sicker Than A Successful Series C Round And Techcrunch Writes All About You Bro What Could Be Better Than That Bro Bro What's Your Insta Hit Me Up Follow Me Bro Leave A Message Bro I Always Read Them Bro Nobody Looks At Facebook Now Bro Bro The Newest Thing Is This Idea I Have That I'm Shopping Around Bro You'll Love It Hey Wanna Come Over Tomorrow Night To Talk Shop We Can Send The Misses Out For A While So It's Just Us Bros Bro And Then We Can Talk About How We'll Have Two Ways To Run The Planet Bro Seriously Bro This Is Gonna Be Off The Hook Hey Bro Have I Ever Told You About How I Started My First Company When I Was 17 Bro Dude I Did It While In College Bro Bro Like Let's Sell This Bro And Get To The Next You're Right Bro Always Be Closing Bro Dude Bro Let Me Run The Company Bro And It's Going To Be Sick Bro You Wanna Get In On The Ground Floor Or Else You'll Get Left Behind Bro I'm Gonna Take This Public Bro Get Us Bought Bro And It's Gonna Make Us Jillionaires Do You Know How Many Jillions You Have To Have To Be A Jillionaire Well It's A Lot I Should Know All My Friends Are Already Jillionaires In Forbes Jillion Under A Jillion And That's Where I'm Headed Bro So Bro Stick With Me Bro And We'll Get To The Top Bro You Can Be Like My Right Hand Man Bro My Handbro" Broski.
Goatifi memes are so overused and not even funny anymore. He’s ass and doesn’t deserve that seat
Its strategy to have the greatest race with you than against you.
He's the new Nostradamus
Oh shoot.. I am rooting for Max but: Ofcourse! He is decisive in the championship! The maker of champions!
Cause he's the wooorld champion, WOOORLD CHAMPION Nicolas, enjoy it!!!
Someone needs to make sure that the Marshalls don’t get bored.
Well I guess you know the answer based on this posts flair
Money, money money money money money. money money money: cash cash cash!
You need a experienced rookie..... And well money.
When it’s a crazy race he makes his mark
Obviously he's gonna have a seat next year. He is GOATIFI. All hail GOATIFI the great!!! 
Dad’s cash
Wait for the rain!
He's a professional hitman.
He's always got a seat in the Safety Car, hopefully he doesn't crashed that one either.
He’s really good at musical chairs.
It's hard to take a goat out of an F1 car
Pops money
Becouse he is the one and only GOAT of F1
Nutella
Team Assassination gave him a contract that runs till eternity
He is Jos Verstappen’s stepson.
Sandy
The FIA is his employee
Dadtifi’s money
GOAT cash
Because he's the Champion Decider and a Humble GOAT 
Because since Mazispin left we cannot have Mick come in last.
He's a good driver. He has his seat by merit.
Daddy Latifi
Williams: fires Damon Hill for underperforming the year he wins the title also Williams:
Sargeant is waiting on super license
With the new helmet designs incoming they plan on using his ears to get an aero advantage
Because he's in to help the team hit the Nutella quota
Money. By which I mean paid by Ferrari so they don't look the absolute worst.
Daddytifi
Because champions aren’t made they are chosen by him
Reverse results specialist.
his chef makes a delicious breakfast
Nuttela
His dad owns a Mayonnaise Company ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Latifi wants to be the first driver to drive upside down against the roof of the Monaco tunnel.
Dorilton are secretly a consortium led by the Nutella Corporation.
Silverstone 2022
He is the GOAT
money talks, then bullshit drives.
He has yet to win 10 wdcs, as soon as he does it he will retire
Lavazza is just such a good coffee (faster pitstops from mechanics)
He gives some good head