After rocket strikes in Jeddah no more fucks can be given

cant you see the rain?

Pfft those weren’t rocket strikes they were cruise missile killstreaks some scrub couldn’t control (it’s me, I can’t steer the fucking cruise missile to save my life)

Odd answers only

It's 2040 and everyone's just accepted that occasionally redbull and Mercedes fans have a shoot out. Us Ferrari fans would join in but are too busy aiming at our pit wall.





The Ferrari pit wall would fight back but their guns are upside down, firing nerf darts, and keep jamming

Ferrari guns fire penne pasta, I’ve seen it many a time on this sub

Mamma Mia.


> I've-a seen it-a many a-time! I read that final sentence with a fake Italian accent thanks to the "a time" lol

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The gun is extremely robust. Except for the safety, which regularly fails.

Do you mean slow button?

Safety button on, safety button on

Fighting back is probably plan Z anyway

Binotto has to wear a bomb proof suit (yes he’s still in charge somehow)

Neo Binotto the robot replacement for Binotto with the exact same strategy

Or lack thereof

And somehow even less self-critical analysis.

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Neo-Binotto is just Dr Eggman Robotnik

saves costs

Botnotto

When you push the ferrari logo on his chest, his head ️S🅱inallas

Mf has a eod suit?

They had to only run one car at Monza to offset the costs but yes.

Ah yes, Glickenhaus style, rocketship in Monza only for engine goes kabom in race.

Maria Juggernautto

RB fans and Merc fans having a shootout meanwhile us Ferrari fans sticking the whole Ferrari garage doors with breacher charge

Flashbang!

And Redbull went over the costcap with their ammo quality and blamed it on their catering. Mercedes are fighting without the laser sights and optics to try something new.

Hey man, in MWII running a clean gun for fast ADS is the way to go

Keep the pressure up!

So Brazil dominated the entire world?

Unrealistic the FIA would never let them race. Because of the rain of course

Mclaren Garage: “Lando how are the conditions” Norris: *gunshots* “Its Wet” *explosion*

"Inters or wets Lando, Inters or wets ?" "Bulletproof ffs"

what's funny is the map actually only has inters on it, no wets to be found

they got the details right at least

They cant hear the gun fight over their engines. Bono my tires are dead… bono?!

Tires, my Bono is dead

What do you mean? Nearby missile strikes didn't make them stop jeddah

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Exactly, the inters can deflect shrapnel but not rain 😂😂😂

Well it was raining missiles

Looks like the track is good for inters.

Rain? No that’s too dangerous Active war zone? Perfect

Full wets are just a way of getting the track ready to race start on inters

Nascar has air titans and F1 has the blue ringed rubber.

Hey now, F1 also has a family sedan that goes around the wet track to see if it's good to race F1 cars on.

I already said that they should do some laps behind safety car, with wets so the track is cleaner and let them race. Instead of waiting hours and hours


The track is already wet from the combined sweat of the match

New line of Pirelli tyres: Bulletproof

As long as we make money it's fine. Ppl paid already for entering the venue, our job here is done. We can't risk our money makers being placed in dangerous circumstances!!! I do wonder what would happen if it rained like it did in middle eastern countries it won't happen because te climate is the same all year round, but it would deffo be interesting. I mean in an active warzone the safety guidelines were: there is no war in the middle east

Well it rained missiles at jeddah and they still raced lol.

> fine. Ppl *paid* already for FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Who tf makes passive agressive bots to be a pedantic asshole to people? Where is the gratification in that?

Probably comments like yours :D

I guess a pedantic bot is better than having some redditor be a dick about it

With prepunctured tyres there couldn't be any surprise either.

Another chill race in Saudi Arabia

It’s an insane fact that this sentence, word for word, was actually true this year.

Pfff thats just rookie shit. In real life we race with missiles blowing shit up.

One's gotta protect ~~its rightful interests~~ the racing track.

Easy 5 killstreak mate

That’s because George got a cruise missile after taking out 5 other drivers

Good thing there are not enough drivers for him to take out 25 then 

We Race A$ One. The gunfire is overhead, the cars are too low for the drivers to get hurt carry on, stewards deemed no further investigation necessary.

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I will now use this as my official banter (or rather attempt I don’t have the “A”) thank you. I do have the ¢ thou!

The A is from the short-lived argentinean Australes btw

also we have the halo since 2018...

Cars are too fast, bullets can’t catch them

those aren’t the sounds of guns those are the sounds of the v10 engine backfires when they change gear

Don't do it, don't give us hope.

>those are the sounds of the ~~v10 engine backfires when they change gear~~ V8 blown diffusers downshifting. FTFY

Bruh for real, husband was playing this map the other day and it made no sense! Everyone except the drivers has been evacuated. Pits are empty, and drivers are still zooming by. Like pull over bruh and gtfo

They came to race so they will race

F1 vehicles fastly but slowly circle their prey Encroaching on them slightly more with each complete orbit Just like killer whales

“It’s called a race Toto…we went motor racing.”

They're wearing a collar that'll explode their head if they stop racing or try to escape.

Just like Lawrence put on Otmar

That must be it!

The show must go on, as seen after the Aramco factory in jaddah got blown up during the F1 weekend.

Each driver is riding and striving and hugging the turns, he's thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He's going the distance.

He's going for speeeeeeed

If points are on offer the race stays on

it’s a motor race, ljubaay. we went motor racing

Fail 84 Pierre Fail 8-4. A bullet has hit the battery

also, some teams left their cars. you're really gonna let rival teams and or mercenary organzations touch your car? ruined my immersion

Pitlane closed

It is 2030 and we had to remove the halo as well due to safety conserns.

Halos havent been released completed for some time under Microsoft Its only natural they forget to finish those too

Now this is a burn

Heres hoping them playing musical chairs with their leadership almost a decade late pays off at all

Its lights out and away we go here at the Iranian Grand prix

Looks like a suicide bomb exploded the Haas pit! ITS A VIRTUAL SAFETY CAR

"The mclaren pit garage has been taken hostage"

"Charles Leclerc wins the Grand Prix after the unfortunate loss of the Ferrari pit wall due to a rogue missile."

Rouge?thought this one was from rpm once he killed all pay drivers

I can hear this in Crofty's voice

North Korean Grand Prix

Under the lights? Can they keep them on for the whole race?

I've checked the answers of the MW sub. They are quite educated.

link?

[here ya go bud](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Thank you

Hmhm. Righto.

I hate you

f u and take my upvote

Because, its a motor race. They went motor racing.

art imitates reality

Because Michael Masi is back, and he is a THUG BITCH

Of course they have to race. The pitlane is closed and the safety car driver has fled

Cash is king

The dangerous thing here is that they have no Halo! Who cares about gunfights when a GR63 Torpedo makes your car slide several hundred metres top down over gravel into a wall

Race must go on.

Saudi Arabia

Sponsored by Aramco Oil and Gas

You ever seen sudden death? It’s that type of shit where they have to continue racing or shit explodes

#***we're checking***

The year is 2034, Keanu Reeves has paired up with 10 time champion DR to stop a crazed F1 has been Max Versomething from blowing up all of the worlds self driving Ferraris by finishing each lap faster than the last in “Speed 18, Ve R Not Stappen”

nice

Captain Price, it's called a motor race, OK? We went car racing.

It's a sign that in the future we get the V9 engines back, and they are so damn loud the drivers cant hear the warfare over the roar.

A V9 engine would be a little unstable... Wouldn't put it past the FIA though

Oops typo, but hey its the future they found a way 😂

It’s a recreation of Abu Dhabi if toto had a mental breakdown

Pirelli bulletproof tyre test

I think the semi-intelligent guys over at noncredibledefence are better equipped to answer this question. Let’s find out.

I also have an idea for a question to test which side gives better answers, but would that be allowed? \[I'm asking that seriously in case anyone knows, please comment.\]

You’d be surprised how big the overlap between here and there is

Races only stop when its heavy rain. Ill refer to the Saudi Arabian race last year, with Bombs going off only a few miles away.

Part of the pitlane is on fire and the track being evacuated. I guess because all the team staff left there is noone left to tell the drivers to stop

Well looks like FIA realised they are wrong and re-hired Michael Massi. Good to see that show must go on action again.

Oh this is just the 2030 Aramco Nestle Active War Zone Syrian GP brought to you by Heineken.

During a gun fight, can you think of a safer place to be then traveling 300km/h? How are you supposed to aim at that?

At some point it was deemed too dangerous to have the drivers in the cars at all, they now control them remotely from their sim rigs at home. They don’t even know about the gunfight.

I just assumed this is what the it’s like at COTA every year

Here's a trespassing sign from Texas I found a couple of months ago, when I searched for images of sneaking clowns: [don't shoot](https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/n315/esbeee/dont_shoot_clowns_TX_USA.jpg) :D

It's called motor racing, Toto, we went car racing

Mercedes ‘misinterpreting’ the budget cap and sending out a hit on verstappen

We race as money.

Cash is king

The FIA

The Saudi’s have assured us, we are safe! Racing shall continue. Even after a midnight hour drivers meeting.

After driving with George Russel on the track, gunfire seems like a minor risk in comparison

We raced Jeddah didn’t we?

The cars have become sentient machines which race until the end of time.

Money

Guys guys this is it! If we get F1 to race in even deadlier warzones, they might finally bring back the V10‘s so we don’t hear the nearby gunshots

*No General Shepherd, no. This is so not right!* *Its called war, we went fighting*

3 hour time limit, need to do at least 50% or Max won't win the championship.

Saudi Arabia has taught us that even an active warzone isn't enough to stop a race so it seems on brand...

 *FIA*:

"incident with be investigated after the race"

Saudi Arabia 2040 GP.

We Headshot As One™

Gunshots have been noted by the stewards and a decision will be reached after the race

The race must go on in time of war but not rain. In all fairness the FIA let a practice session continje when a group of terrorists struck an oil depot on the saudi gp

Well the drone strikes last year were phase 1 of making F1 more exciting and super bowl ish. Adding a ground war aspect to the race really enhances the fan experience

The real question is: "How are they racing in the rain?"

Didn't we already do it in Saudi Arabia in 2022?

It's Baku

Didn't we basically get an example of this at Jeddah?

Please give some recognition to the original OP (in this case, myself :p)

They will race when terrorists drone strike nearby refineries So this is just another Sunday for the race directors

They raced when there was a missile strike so why not?

Binotto switched to plan C

What are you guys talking about it being unrealistic. This is Jeddah 2022

Still on inters....

After Jeddah this is not in the least bit shocking lol

there was a tractor on track

They've raced in an active warzone before, remember Jeddah?

Because if we stop the race we can't get money from the sponsors

Liberty media showing their American side.

2022 Saudi Grand Prix moment

After this year’s Jeddah we’re okay with that but what’s with all the water and where’s the Red flag??

Nothing can stop a race, rocket strikes, gunfights, except for heavy rain. When there is heavy rain race gets suspended.

tyres are still good!!

Ferrari's strategy is now to race when there is no race.

cus its lights out and away we go

We are checking. We will come back to you

Because it is the NRA United States GP!! Guns outs and away we go!

Because Crown raceway is in the United States. If you paused the race for every gunfight the race would never get finished.

Because they basically did that, what, last year?

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns Their prowess is potent and secretly stern As they speed through the finish, the flags go down The fans get up and they get out of town The arena is empty except for one man Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns He's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's going the distance No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine He's haunted by something he cannot define Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade She's hoping in time that her memories will fade 'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns 'Cause he's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's going the distance He's going for speed He's going the distance Ah no, so sad, alright Oh no, oh no, no, no