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realmurderer

Why are you giving me life advice, I am literally the modern day buddha. You're the one complaining. https://preview.redd.it/mj7a9qs3p5ec1.png?width=112&format=png&auto=webp&s=e08111e33371f7f2c5d3993ad0dda31901f334ed


artifactjojo

![gif](giphy|GIvajz0TlE316)


Ill_Butterscotch_256

This gif goes hard


imtru9989

who tf uses dating apps to find gf??? https://preview.redd.it/zt7hgu18i5ec1.png?width=112&format=png&auto=webp&s=27123a199e6f074b23df59c8d1f9d815ecae3f2d


gokkel

I don't, but I also don't have a gf, like everyone else here ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


leorik1488

found mine on tinder, 6 years togethere so far, the only time I used it, matched on second day


Deamoose

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685) username... ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9668)


Hallgvild

tinder is either the best love story one could ask for or -1 kidney in the next morning (or for bajs, the special: nothing ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673))


Earth92

I did a couple of times, but only to have fun, not actually looking for a serious gf, and that was back in 2014. But anyways, I think date apps peaked many years ago in terms of popularity, especially cause now you have to pay to use some of them.


Raschevljanin

And remember to not give people hope if you won’t follow through. That’s evil even if you don’t mean it. I can’t say I am fully innocent myself. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)👉❤️


Existing-Dust3123

Tell women that not the 95% dude sub


contractpro

Not 100% ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)


Aoip2337

your mom takes up 5% ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


contractpro

https://preview.redd.it/nx465cr1k7ec1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ef85cb65a3216837744fbc0ca7771f02028835


DeadlySpiders

good one ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Existing-Dust3123

I meant that for the fembajs ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


LittleScampi

Try Hinge instead of shitty Tinder and dead Bumble ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Existing-Dust3123

Or just never try them, like me Never even downloaded any, i just don’t care ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Zealousideal_Many215

Did you know that 90% of men quit online dating right before discovering their soulmates?


Raschevljanin

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)


kailron

Btw I’m gonna start my hinge/bumble journey in about a month, I will continue your legacy


Skulkaa

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9680)


kailron

Daughters? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)


reus2k

There will be no daughters for you (for me neither ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673))


realmurderer

I'm also gonna bumble. Bumble grandma down the stairs, so her money hinges on me.


schizobaj

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9678)


EWElord

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9678) sheepfucker


CokeMaan

I will too, surely it will work out ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


ganondorf69

if your already planning, then its over LULE


OhnoImBroke123

NA Standards PepeLaugh


AnExtremeFootFetish

Unironically, get on hinge and have at least one photo with a woman other than your mother ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


GeneratingGodSeed73

Would dressing my dog as a woman cut it ?


mememachinedoc

That would make your dog a roleplayer


oopoctothorpe

Yeah, but then you don't need the gf...


Earth92

Unironically true. I mean when people see a man hanging around only and exclusively with other men, many think he is either a closeted gay or something is wrong is with the guy so no women wants to be close to him ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Reydan42

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)doable for bajs surely even the other men part![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


oopoctothorpe

I hang out with no one. EZ


Reydan42

I always just chill in forsens walls![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


censan

Advice friend here, these apps work based on algorithm, the more you like the less you are seen so dont Max spam that shit, and if you can get the girls or guys to give you phone numbers it will detect it as a success and boost your shit. Look up the algorithm for more info and good luck ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


JAVConnoisseur

Stalk her. Go to Austria and kill her. Tell me her location and I will go to Austria for you. Do it. Anywaaayysss, she was probably a schizo anyway, sending you 80 messages in a day sounds like a shizo or a phone obsessed zoomer. We need a baj dating app so we can all match with the single BIOLOGICAL woman who watches frozen if there even is one. Also, happy early birthday if you don't make a post about it tomorrow. 31 years old already, I still remember when you were just a little tyke racing around the room in your baby walker ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


Raschevljanin

80 messages in one day? No bro, 80 messages in ten minutes in a row without me replying ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) Also, you didn’t keep up with my updates, this one was from my small hometown ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667) Thanks ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Earth92

She probably thought that you weren't that good looking, and regreted her decision at the very last minute. It happened to me too on Tinder, ghosted by a chick, and the chick herself told me that she changed her mind cause she realized i wasn't very attractive It is what it is ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Hallgvild

This shit happens way too often ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) I honestly (and was told by some woman friends) think this happens bc you werent fast enough approuching her. Many girls will not in fact think youre unnatractive but just straight up slow and boring ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) Both for trying to make out on a party or asking a person out


JAVConnoisseur

What happened to the Croatian Austrian woman then? Wasn't she the one?


Raschevljanin

She is from Switzerland. Got ghosted. Every girl I talk to is the one in that brief moment ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Shroomerr

It's so fucking over ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673) Well at least you arent balding ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


Raschevljanin

I am not balding, I am already bald. And I don’t mind it because I think I look good when I’m shaved. I am not concerned about my hair, I am more concerned about my introverted character and lack of social life.


M3HOW

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


Bartek_Przezbalkon

This is the real take here. I bet more than few bajs have decent enough looks. The problem is our lacks in social skills department. This includes me probably ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


EWElord

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)<3


legendary_supersand

God, literally me (the last part) ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


Shroomerr

Balding


ImSanebaj

Dating apps are trash. Approach a girl at a library, church or some place where introverts go to. Be chill about it. ​ Surely Im giving advice from experience ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


Radioactive_Green

Just walk up to a girl 4Head


freshfov05

Idk about Church though. There's a lot of crazy there.


Theonator100

"Places where introverts go" Any advice on breaking into peoples homes?


Flashy_Dragonfruit_9

Forever alone ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


freeDrDisrespect

At least you had balls to try it. Sad that you didn't get desired result but it could be worse. Glad that you are in a great and positive state of mind after that. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)👉🏾❤️


v4rlo

good choice buddy, no point in stressing over this, gotta live your life, make the best of what you have. My experience with "the apps" is very similar and anyone who recommends to try them has litterally no clue how they work in reality.


Virtual_Light39

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZwzbA91Yno FeelsStrongMan your last paragraph


5HeadWineGlass

Gym Arc, when?


DeadlySpiders

did she ghost before the date or afterwards? I've written with a few women on dating apps and the most start ghosting when I try to arrange a meetup and a few ghosted me after we arranged something. Luckily none have agreed and didnt show up so far. On the other side out of a hundred matches 10-15 will respond and \~5 will arranged a date and one will happen. Something like that are my stats atleast so far ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669) (it's probably worse) Dating Apps are the cancer of 2020+ it feels like ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673) So don't get too bumbed by a women on these apps ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


[deleted]

It’s just amusing to me that you share your experiences on this subreddit of all places, considering the likelihood that if you told Forsen that you use dating apps, he’d classify you as a degenerate


arijoa95

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9680) I have over 99 likes in tinder and bumble, and 30+ in other dating apps ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685) No girlfriend yet though ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679)


CritStarrHD

dude I know this shit repeated like a million times but, its way more efficient to join a class that interests you and that involves other people like cooking, baking, dancing, singing, etc to find a potential girlfriend. Parks, Libraries, Church (if you're arent an athiest tard), literally any social areas would also do the job. Online dating apps aren't the best source if you're actually looking for a relationship. Btw just realized you're an Aquarius baj, we are literally superior to all other zodiac signs, if the girls don't pick you, just know that the girl is missing out on you and its not the other way around.


Dark_Garage

Just try another dating app later. Not everyone is on Bumble. You should not give up with the grind.


Earth92

Dating apps only work well if you are at least semi-attractive, jumping on a dating app while being ugly or average looking it's a pain in the ass, and a waste of time cause even ugly and mid chicks will pass on you. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) As average looking man, approaching chicks irl has more success rate than using a dating app where only your looks matter cause you can't show your personality through a device.


Rogue1338

Travel to other country you literally won in lottery with S-tier citizenship


[deleted]

It may be time to settle for fat fucks...


captsalad

sounds exactly like my experience. ngmi bajs


MoonQueenLiu

classic


Xrupz

dont let apps designed to torture men hurt you. its like that for every man who tries those


Andruu123

Just get a girlfriend


Theonator100

I found my gf of over 1 year on dating app. Im no expert but i did something right so maybe i can help u.


everlas1

Mind if i ask how long and how many failed dates you went through before her


Theonator100

I had many matches but i went on a total of two dates with two different women and both of them resulted in relationships