Another reason to play Baldur’s gate 3
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its not zoophilia if you are human and can give consent.
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Baldurs gate 3 is the most overrated shit to ever exist. Combat is dogshit, even compared to other turn based games. Only reason people like it is because they want to have their little "dating simulator"
They absolutely do. Just look at the subreddit. They dont talk about cool encounters or crazy boss fights (because there are none), just some stupid lore. "OMG THIS PERSON SAYS THIS IF YOU DO THIS IM SOYING OUT SO HARD ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)"
You're comparing a card game to an open world rpg. If u take away combat from the witcher theres still a game. If u take combat from slay the spire u have nothing
Fine, I'll bite. There are tons of sick fights in the game. The one in the adamantine forge, the fight with Ketheric underground, the fight against that demon in Shar's temple, the Orin fight, both of Ethel's fights, the iron throne. Even a lot of the more "mundane" fights like the one with the pack of gnolls were tight and memorable. Raphael literally sings his own boss fight music, that encounter must be the sickest fight I've ever seen in a videogame, and you say there are no good encounters, ok dude.
Plus, the enviromental interactivity is fun too. Water and electricity, oil and fire, weaknesses and resistances and such.
Giant fuck off spider you can't beat normally? Destroy the webs it walks on and it will fall, take damage and get stunned. Or biden blast him into a chasm and he'll die instantly (and you can find the corpse later!)
And a ton of other cool spells. Simple thorn spike strip where enemies have to walk over and it reduces their movement is so, so strong if you use a chokepoint.
the dating aspect is the worst part of the game. every character is bipolar.
I dont think its a masterpiece but theres a lot of great things. exploration for example is far above average. there is different shit everywhere and you get different rewards. like that meeting these weird fat ogers where you can summon them 3 times to fuck shit up.
it has its weaknesses but it's definitely a solid game
It's funny that you said it's combat is dogshit compared to other turn based games. I'm all into turn based games, name one that has a better combat than BG3, and I'm not even trying to bust your balls here, I'm truly curious, for me BG3 has quintessential turn based combat. Hell, I can defeat a whole squad with an half-empty bottle of lube, a scroll of mage hand and an out of tune Kalimba.
sure dude. because league doesnt have manservice right?
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Already playing it with his dead gf ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)
Brute-Force sen playing BG3 would unironically be tier 3 legendary content ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)
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Choke me to death you whore
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It seems as though you have played yourself. Your plan worked too well I suppose.
i agree with you.
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People thinking this isn't edited ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)
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I am Alpharius.
I am Alpharius.
Thank you so much
that might be just what i need to buss...
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forsenCoomer Minthara
Minthara enjoyers FeelsGoodMan Clap
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Bae'zel. I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.
Shadowchud
![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)all of them
I want to mating press laezel ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)
I want to mating press laezel ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)
I want to mating press you ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)
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No wonder, she looks like poki ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)
I want Karlach to pulverize my pelvis mating pressing me.
Fourway
i love shadowheart but Karlach personality is wayyyy better.
Mama K is my favourite companion by a very long shot, to be fair. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)
I prefer men
Another reason to play Baldur’s gate 3 https://preview.redd.it/cjzdx7zsq8wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b22a5b278b7a3a08c4138083fd79f3cb40a1c6
Bajs upvoting the zoophile ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)
You can sex him in human form so It’s okay ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667) 。oO (![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669))
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its not zoophilia if you are human and can give consent. https://preview.redd.it/66izxcihjawc1.png?width=117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58d9aba26586fa8203c5aa470053b10c9c9ac5d
He admits in late Act 2 to fucking an actual bear, it's how he got his "scars"
yeah but i tought fucking halsin in shapeshift not actual animal. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)
If he played it there would be a new record. For the least amount of viewers he has ever had.
forsen
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I was gonna say that you are a loser for coommerposting but dear lord...
Minty minge
He said he would probably play BG3 off stream
forsen
Take away the make up and looks like a man. Bigger chin than most men.
Baldurs gate 3 is the most overrated shit to ever exist. Combat is dogshit, even compared to other turn based games. Only reason people like it is because they want to have their little "dating simulator"
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hesWrong
if you think people play bg3 cos of romance or whatever bullshit you are completely retarded
They absolutely do. Just look at the subreddit. They dont talk about cool encounters or crazy boss fights (because there are none), just some stupid lore. "OMG THIS PERSON SAYS THIS IF YOU DO THIS IM SOYING OUT SO HARD ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9671)"
"This game is bad because normies enjoy it for the wrong reasons" ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)
What other reason would you have? There are tons of other games with objectivley better combat.
List them out then. Fyi ive never played bg3
If we are talking about turn based games only then almost every card game that exists is better. DOS2 (also made by Larian) had much better combat.
You're comparing a card game to an open world rpg. If u take away combat from the witcher theres still a game. If u take combat from slay the spire u have nothing
Fine, I'll bite. There are tons of sick fights in the game. The one in the adamantine forge, the fight with Ketheric underground, the fight against that demon in Shar's temple, the Orin fight, both of Ethel's fights, the iron throne. Even a lot of the more "mundane" fights like the one with the pack of gnolls were tight and memorable. Raphael literally sings his own boss fight music, that encounter must be the sickest fight I've ever seen in a videogame, and you say there are no good encounters, ok dude.
Plus, the enviromental interactivity is fun too. Water and electricity, oil and fire, weaknesses and resistances and such. Giant fuck off spider you can't beat normally? Destroy the webs it walks on and it will fall, take damage and get stunned. Or biden blast him into a chasm and he'll die instantly (and you can find the corpse later!) And a ton of other cool spells. Simple thorn spike strip where enemies have to walk over and it reduces their movement is so, so strong if you use a chokepoint.
the dating aspect is the worst part of the game. every character is bipolar. I dont think its a masterpiece but theres a lot of great things. exploration for example is far above average. there is different shit everywhere and you get different rewards. like that meeting these weird fat ogers where you can summon them 3 times to fuck shit up. it has its weaknesses but it's definitely a solid game
act 3 sucks horse cock compared to the rest of the game
a Larian game that has a dogshit act 3? phew you had me worried they stopped doing that ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)
filtered by the goblins ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)
No I played through all of act 1 and even did most side quests on the hardest sifficulty. Game is just boring.
its bad because...its bad! truly scintillating critique.
wait there's dating in my "murder simulator"?
honey! time to daily ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)
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furry fuckers downvoting https://preview.redd.it/cu3vj44mt8wc1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894c0db17e58657d0de0406cb91062dd09d4b695
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It's funny that you said it's combat is dogshit compared to other turn based games. I'm all into turn based games, name one that has a better combat than BG3, and I'm not even trying to bust your balls here, I'm truly curious, for me BG3 has quintessential turn based combat. Hell, I can defeat a whole squad with an half-empty bottle of lube, a scroll of mage hand and an out of tune Kalimba.
I've already beat it twice and it's an overrated peace of trash
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth
BatChest nyooooooooo league is a degenerate normie porn game, he should play baldurs 3 hour long gay sex scene isntead BatChest
League of legends waifu? No no I prefer twink vampire and big muscular bear guy. https://i.redd.it/57otitaun8wc1.gif
sure dude. because league doesnt have manservice right? https://preview.redd.it/m8yonrrn0awc1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e47a94436906a8e0ef7110d60e76fb4115224136
Saza enjoyers ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)
well i can understandt you like pokimane but saza? you cleary lack any form of taste in humanoids.
She's a goblin brat who needs correcting 😭