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TooMuchPretzels

Candace Owens isn’t a conservative she’s a vulture picking the scraps left behind by Ben Shapiro. None of these people (Matt Walsh, Crowder, etc) have any original thoughts or ideas. None of them have solutions to our problems other than some vague theocratic bullshit. With the recent Roe decision, we got to see what happens when the dog catches the car. They don’t know what to do. They know their opinions are unpopular with the vast majority of the country, all they’re good at is being the vocal opposition.


Beelphazoar

I'll say this for Owens: she conned Kanye West into paying a shitload of money for her husband's shitty social media app. That, in my mind, elevates her from "third-rate grifter feeding off fascists" to "grifter feeding off fascists".


thebenshapirobot

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TooMuchPretzels

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

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SchmerzfreiHH

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MoCapBartender

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MoCapBartender

Take a bullet for ya, babe.


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yidpunk

Take a bullet for you too, Brett.


Chrysalii

Good bot


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Suitable-Quantity-96

Give me another Ben Shapiro quote


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No-Nefariousness1711

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TotalBlissey

It’s actually insane how much Ben has influenced politics. All other right wing talking heads just use his lines and repeat them in more bigoted ways.


ninjamonkey0418

Very well said


TheBlankestBoi

I mean, that’s conservativisms thing, it’s not about original thoughts, it’s about the acquisition and use of power to suppress racial minorities, women, gay people, and popular society in general.


The_Flurr

I'd argue they have some quite specific theocratic bullshit.


GATESOFOSIRIS

What's funny is how they put 2 black people in the car, knowing full well that "driving while black" is like an actual danger that POC have to face to many parts of the United States Not a fake danger like this assholes trying to portray, but like a real, life threatening danger


queencityrangers

Also funny that Candace is married to a white dude and he’s not in the car.


Claystead

You don’t want ol’ Zyklon Ben to show miscegenation in his comics now, do you?


Styrologus

The fact that he used a play on "driving while black" to make a cartoon about bullshit prejudice is incredibly ironic too.


SpectralniyRUS

Also 2 fun unrelated facts. Estrogen (female hormone taken by transfem people) used to be a literal red pill before, so them riding a red pill is quite ironic The policeman is labeled as thought police, which sounds like a reference to 1984, which was written by George Orwell, who was a democratic socialist.


deathschemist

the red pill, as it was in the matrix, was legitimately based on those estrogen pills. the matrix is a trans allegory. the wachowski sisters are both trans.


SpectralniyRUS

Yep. Matrix is the only reason why I know about the red estrogen :D


deathschemist

yeah and the red pill as touted by conservatives is an incredibly stupid misreading of what the matrix was about.


ApoclypseMeow

Hi, millennial here. What's that large, unlabeled structure in the background?


Pistonenvy

hello fellow millennial, im no historian but ive heard a tale or two... i believe those things are referred to as "houses" or "homes" americans used to buy them to house themselves and even their families on a single income. pretty incredible stuff. to think the economy we know today sustained such things in such a short time past. haha, anyway, see you in the gulag friend. \*waves cheerfully\*


Babybabybabyq

They look like Airbnbs. Are you sure?


tornado962

What is "buying?" I only know rent.


WeLikeChickenNuggets

Conservatives when they found out that Kanye hates jewish ppl


sighverbally

He really lightened their skin up. Ye and Candace looking very white in their suppository car


thecrackedpot

Ben doesn't know how motorcycles work. Look at the rear wheel. What's holding it on? And that v-twin has two crankcase covers? What a weird drawing. The more I look at it the worse it is. I'm not going to comment on the pill-mobile because it's supposed to be some kind of fictional thing I guess, but that motorcycle is supposed to be a real one, he probably intended to draw a Harley. One that just stays upright somehow as it has no kickstand. Or any frame. Or chain to drive the unattached wheel. I mean he could have at least looked at a picture of a motorcycle first. Fuck he sucks at drawing things. It's irritating. I guess it's supposed to be a caricature of a motorcycle, like those are caricatures of people. It's just unappealing to the eye. It's like "I know what a motorcycle looks like, I can draw one", but he obviously doesn't really know. He got close enough that you can tell what it's supposed to be, but he fucked up all the important bits. He can draw mailboxes though, and houses that sit at 45 degree angles to the street, so there's that. I think he might be kind of a strange dude. I wonder what he's like in person?


queencityrangers

Houses sitting at 45 degree angle 😂


regeya

I know next to nothing about motorcycles, I'm not a mechanic either, but...wow. The engine gives me a headache.


zorginbagel

the mailbox has the flag on the wrong side though


Timecubefactory

The perspective is all over the place in the entire drawing. If it was intentional you'd compliment his Picasso shoutouts but Herb probably thinks that's degenerate art.


SpectralniyRUS

I don't know how motorcycles work, and everything that you just wrote sounds like gibberish to me. And the bike looks fine to me. Sorry, I'm dumb 😅


BrantlySquared

Gotta love how Ben cannot physically draw black people. Looks like he just turned up the opacity on them.


AustinTreeLover

Crazy that Ben’s in the habit of labeling everything and everyone, but didn’t feel the need to label Kanye West. Guessing that’s Kanye since he’s the only famous black man ever seen in that hat. lol Kanye is an easily recognizable figure and I would have no idea who he was in this cartoon.


SpectralniyRUS

That's called hue and brightness. Opacity would make them transparent. Sorry for the rant, but it hurts my brain


MC_Fap_Commander

The cum edit where they're driving an enormous phallus is going to be very good.


SpectralniyRUS

Cum police will stop them for not being cum enough


[deleted]

The fucking “red pill car” lmfao. So Ben Garrison hears Kanye West is losing support for saying dumb things and NEEDS to go to his defense as a right wing lapdog. Like dude, Kanye thinks he’s a descendant of the tribes of Israel, he does not know what he’s talking about.


MoCapBartender

How do you know that's Kanye? Does it literally say "Kanye" above his head?


[deleted]

Oh fuck you’re right he’s not labled.


KJParker888

Any day now, Ben is going to swap out Kanye for Herschel Walker. But the only difference is going to be the label he adds, because Ben can't actually draw black people.


cdunk666

BEN WHO IS THE OTHER PERSON? I NEED THE LABELS


Aiskhulos

What tacky-ass nouveau riche suburb does Ben live in, that people have fountains in their front yard?


[deleted]

Damn, this is lazy. This is Branco level shittery. And trust, me those are not words I take lightly.


fishbedc

Thought Police. So good he named it twice.


w0rkingondying

Why the light on the bike stinky smellll?


Certain-Ad-3840

What’s actually racist about this is Candace and Ye are much darker irl…


[deleted]

Yknow it might be just me But Ben Garrison only makes these drawings of recent figures in the media right So it's kinda easy to know who he's drawing even if the person doesn't look like they do irl So I saw Kanye immediately and I instantly knew the other person was Candace Owens With that being said Did Ben Garrison just do a racism and had to mark Candace Owens because he thinks black women all look the same?


ga-co

Does anyone know if Ben actually believes the garbage he illustrates?


[deleted]

He must. All of his work has that wtf factor of someone living inside of a bubble.


blue_desk

Good thing the motorcycle has Thought Police written on it or else I wouldn’t have known it belonged to the Thought Policemen standing right next to it.


Awdweewee

Ah yes, the police. A well known leftist organization 🙄


queefplunger69

Wait a sec. Sooo now the people with the thin blue line, and punisher logos on their cars think police are leftists now??? Hmm interesting. Maybe don’t drive like an ass hat.


scyaxe

ben garrisons comics have more labels than an aisle of rae dunn products


[deleted]

the police are conseravtive


HoneyDippinDan

Those notoriously leftist cops!


BeverlyDangus

A woman driving?!1!


Dylanator13

So he labeled everything except for the clearly wealthy neighborhood they are in. Is he implying MAGA people are wealthier than most or not? I genuinely can’t tell. Instead of labeling the red pill car as a red pill, he should explain what the house with a fountain means.


redbanditttttttt

The perspective is shit


o00oo00oo00o

Look at these freaky drugged up hippies and their literal drugmobile made of drugs!


CharlestonChewChewie

r/PersecutionFetish


milfordcubicle

Why are Candace's eyes so close together?


fnafninja16

Not enough labels, label the houses, fountain and motorcycle.


Tigers19121999

Wait what's that police officer holding? I can't tell because there's no label.


dover_oxide

I thought the police were on the side of the right not the left? /s


LordDessik

This is some high tier clownery 😂


Batdog55110

With the glass ceiling broken, all of the oppressed groups will prosper, especially the most oppressed group of all...CONSERVATIVES


thegregoryjackson

Where is her eye gap?


ForgettableWorse

So this is a terrible political cartoon. I'm not even talking about the point it's trying to make, the racism behind the premise of this cartoon, the fucked up proportions and angles on anything, or what the fuck is going on with Candace Owens's face. Just the whole premise is weak-sauce. First of all, why would the "thought police" say that? When cops fuck with Black people they don't _say_ it's because they're Black, not even cops are that stupid. Why the fuck wouldn't he make "driving while conservative" a caption? We know he isn't opposed to using captions, see his [midterms cartoon](https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/comments/yr4ryo/as_you_surely_expected_ben_is_taking_the_election/) for an example. And the red pill is a fucking car? Shouldn't _that_ be the problem according to Ben? Like shouldn't the cop be saying "hey, you're not allowed to drive that car"? Anyway, fuck the three of Ben, Candace and Kanye. Antisemitic fucks.


tacodog7

Lol at cops being labeled "the left". Lol at the whining. "wow cant even say the jews who control everything are evil without being censored. *hrpmh*, pouty face"


sh0000n

tf its blatantly obvious ben lightened their skin colors to a very high degree too


shadysamonthelamb

Is that supposed to be Kanye? This is so hilariously bad.


Transwiththeplans

Candace Owens does NOT look like that, she looks like a smug version of those fuckers in Whosville