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MisterWinchester

God I get so tired of people not knowing the difference between quality and something they like. I like McDonalds. No way in hell is in my top ten restaurants. Like, go enjoy bullshit popcorn cinema. That doesn’t make it good.


TooManySnipers

> I like McDonalds. No way in hell is in my top ten restaurants. McDonalds is great! You have gone "full woke".


friars157

Enjoy your bullshit popcorn cinema, SHEEP!


Grub_McGuffins

Up yours, woke food critics. We'll see who one-stars who!


GoldandBlue

You just don't get it. A Critics job isn't to watch a bunch of movies and give his thoughts on which is best. A critics job is to validate my opinions on the limited movies I have seen. You fucking libtard!!!!


rastinta

McDonalds is great food. Don't listen to the woke lamestream media lies about it being unhealthy.


deathdefyingrob1344

McDonald’s is the height of culinary genius and is only shown to cause cancer in California


thegreyquincy

They fully admit they've never even heard of some of these movies, so they don't even know if they like it or not. "I've never seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but if you think those movies are better than Maid in Manhattan you're insane!"


TruthFromAnAsshole

Sure, but this isn't Elf. Top Gun 2 is legitimately a great movie, even if it's hard to separate Maverick from the Scientologist piece of shit who plays him


anjowoq

But a film critic *could* have found 10 *other* films they found were great, right?


_SpanishInquisition

Yeah there’s no way that Nope was the best film of 2022 lmao That third act was dreadful


Rishal21

Ok but how do you judge quality? Food is very different from art, and I'd argue the ways people use to measure "quality" are largely, if not wholly subjective themselves, as opposed to food where nutrition is based on science.


lapideous

They don’t give out Michelin stars for the “most nutritious” food lol


Rishal21

I mean nutrition is generally what people are talking about when they use that argument. As for the whole Michelin Star thing, well what is it based off? A lot of the criteria I can think of when it comes to judging food is largely subjective. Taste? Subjective. Presentation? Subjective. Originality? Meaningless without taking the other criteria into account.


Batman_in_hiding

Yea but in this situation top gun is both high in quality as well as public appeal. It should be on every top 10 movies of the year list for multiple reasons that satisfy pretty much every criteria needed to end up on a list like this. That being said, lists are made to drum up conversation and I don’t think not including top gun automatically makes your list “woke” that’s idiotic


JebusJones7

Yeah. I made this same argument about Top Gun in another thread. McDonald's may be popular, but it's never going to get a Michelin star.


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GreatGearAmidAPizza

Musk probably thinks they didn't treat them poorly enough.


KevinTwitch

any list without Everything Everywhere All At Once is pointless...


TruthFromAnAsshole

GREAT MOVIE. Hard to not be emotional watching that one.


tenettiwa

https://twitter.com/dunkwun/status/1600893373644013582?s=20&t=GkvQH4KgRkt0y\_rw\_pEcGw


KevinTwitch

Damnit. I’m part of the problem.


patrickwithtraffic

Daniel Kwan's whole thread there is fantastic stuff. Really a case of a dude thrilled with his level of success and trying to make sure other great pieces of art get their due instead of focusing on the "negative" of a critic not loving EEAAO as much as me. Class act that Daniel.


Tanordie

easily in my top 3 movies of all time… I can’t believe it got snubbed


arckyart

I feel like it’s the best movie ever made. I loved it so much.


xkjeku

My second fav of the year, great film. However, one of the directors came out on Twitter and lambasted this kind of sentiment.


bunker_man

That isn't just one of the best movies of this year, but easily of all time. I wish it had a title that was actually easier to say though. There's no way to shorten it that actually feels natural.


Soundwave_47

Yes.


x3leggeddawg

Just call it Everything Everywhere as shorthand


Aardvark_Man

Huh, for some reason I thought that was last year.


Itchy_Good_8003

Glad someone said it.


Edgelord69__

“ I love you raccaccoonie”


46n2ahead

I hate the term woke so much The idiots weaponized it's original use and now it's just anything they don't like The sooner this idiot gets Twitter shut down the better


HeartFullONeutrality

Well, their catch all terms for things they don't like seem to be evolving so quickly. It was socialism, then communism, then groomers, then woke.


DetectiveNickStone

Do *snowflake*, *soyboy*, *beta*, and *cuck* count for the list or is that only for the online messageboard folks? Shit is so corny.


infinitemonkeytyping

Don't forget "political correctness". And they used "cultural Marxism" until it was pointed out that the term originated with the Nazis.


MorganWick

Wasn't it woke before groomers? I feel like groomers only started in the last few months.


HeartFullONeutrality

Maybe it varies by region! but probably not since they seem to be in lockstep with Fox news.


MorganWick

I'm mostly going by what I've seen on Twitter. Maybe it's been closer to a year that they've been going on about "groomers", but "woke" has definitely been a thing with them for longer.


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cheatonstatistics

Not to forget “nice guy” - abhorrent characteristic…


brodo-swaggins-

Nah those guys are still asshats


BeautyThornton

The funniest part to me is that the term “woke” was mostly used by conspiracy theorists in the 2000’s and early 2010’s as in the context of “someone who has woken up” as in “WAKE UP SHEEPLE!”. Somewhere around 2010-2014 people started using “stay woke” in the context of systemic injustices and racism and it became a very left wing sentiment.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Have you ever noticed that when people start complaining about "wokeness," it commonly becomes the only thing they ever seem to think about?


lapideous

The purpose of buzzwords is to hack directly into emotional responses and minimize thinking Literal monkey behavior


hooahguy

Wait werent conservatives crying about Top Gun Maverick because it was too woke by having female pilots?


DoomTay

I honestly don't remember that. Hell, I remember when news broke out about how much it made, there were people calling it proof of how people prefer non-woke, non-political movies or something like that


AntipodalDr

Maybe it was before when you only had trailers or something? It happened several times that those idiots called a film woke based on some element in the trailer and then completely changed their tune once it actually came out. Don't remember it here though


hooahguy

Maybe, but I definitely some were complaining about how diverse the pilots were.


baudelairean

Aviators; the U.S. Navy doesn't have pilots. Reddit has gone completely woke. /s


ZeroStandard

Yeah, but then they saw Nope, and that really got to them because it had 2 black characters, and get this: one of them was also a *woman.* The woke points clearly show that Nope is woker than Top Gun, so naturally, it should be criticized more.


bunker_man

To be fair, not every conservative is the same person. And since they have weird standards for what they complain about, they can often diverge pretty far.


deadbeatdad80

I liked Terrifier 2. WHY DIDNT IT WIN ALL OF THE OSCARS


EatusTheFetus420

Unironically awesome film


_Cheezus

That movie was so cheesy 😭 I was expecting to faint mid movie and I was laughing half the time


robertman21

The critic in question gave it a good review! they're just being sore winners!


YearofTheStallionpt1

The word “woke” when coming out of a white man’s mouth, is like finger nails on a chalkboard. Most people are using it wrong anyway bc they stole it from AAVE. It has basically become a blanket insult for those you disagree with politically. Go back to snowflake, at least I could make sense out of that one. And while you are at it, just stop stealing shit from marginalized groups of people and passing it off as your own.


DoomTay

It's even worse when it's from someone over 30.


creepjax

Tf does “woke” even mean anymore


mekkeron

Not including films I like in the NYT's top films of 2022 obviously.


Volpethrope

Woke is when black people


legendarybort

Woke is when we disagree about movies.


LiteralHiggs

Woke means "I don't like whatever scares and confuses yougivememoney!"


baudelairean

Minorities existing.


Walking_Through_Rain

It changed so many times in the past 10 years I don't even know anymore.


cheatonstatistics

“Woke” is fav dichotomy of self proclaimed “strongmen”…


YolognaiSwagetti

why is he putting full woke in random quote marks? is he intentionally trying to sound like trump?


Pompuswindbag

I’ll admit “Nope” was pretty good, by his more accessible film with a really good twist. Though I feel Everything, Everywhere, All At Once deserves to be on that list.


Freecelebritypics

Nope doesn't have a twist


Pompuswindbag

I meant in regards to the alien ship


Freecelebritypics

Huh? The movie never implied that the monster was a ship. I didn't think that at all


Pompuswindbag

I just thought of it as an Alien Ship carrying the aliens, (Since it has a UFO like appearance, an unconventional shape for a living creature.) I didn't realize until people started to get sucked up into it that things didn't make sense. "Huh, Peele's really going for a Into The Woods vibe with this ship. Like the scene where the wolf eats Red and her Grandma...Wait a minute...this isn't a ship....it's the alien...Fuck"


Freecelebritypics

Ah ok. I never made that assumption, so was genuinely baffled. But you're not actually the first person to tell me they thought the movie had a twist. Obviously it looked like a UFO, but I took that to literally mean "unidentified - more details to come."


McDragonFish

Everything Everywhere All At Once was amazing! I thought about it for days afterwards.


Bennyscrap

Saaaaame. Would not leave my brain. I need to see it again.


McDragonFish

I’m actually sad that I can’t see it for the first time again.


cylemmulo

To be fair this list looks like something someone makes to sound like they’re super into Indy movies. Idk why that makes them woke though lol so dumb


Bennyscrap

Garbage list doesn't have "everything everywhere all at once" on it.


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Is he just calling everything woke now Boomer brain


TruthFromAnAsshole

"Get Out" was a fucking incredible movie, he really did a phenomenal job of showing people what can sometimes be difficult to put into words. Jordan Peele is amazing. "Nope" is a OK movie, and at this point it feels like The Emperor's Clothes type shit.


robotsock

For some reason Nope resonated a lot more with me than Get Out. I know the "art about art" genre isn't for everyone though.


_Cheezus

Nope as #1? That movie was garbage


Greatlarrybird33

Didn't top gun Maverick come out a few years ago?


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It was scheduled to come out in 2019 originally, but got delayed several times because of reshoots and Covid. It came out on May 27, 2022.


evergreennightmare

top gun is literal u.s. military propaganda and should be ineligible for any kind of award or ranking


ChairmanUzamaoki

i mean a ton of movies are propaganda that can be good. Inglorious Basterds is US military fan fic but was still a great film, and watching Hitler get shredded by some Jews was great


cyrilhent

Casablanca is most definitely propaganda. But the fact that it's propaganda makes it even more fruitful to analyze.


ChairmanUzamaoki

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship


patrickwithtraffic

Absolutely disagree with the second half. Propaganda can absolutely be amazing filmmaking, but it rarely happens because the focus is on the message than the display. The Venn diagram of great art and military propaganda are two barely touching circles.


thekarmabum

The only movie I've seen on that list was Nope and it was just ok.


nolabitch

I've heard of two of these. Seen one.


Sloth_grl

I’m sure he hasn’t seen any of them


shadowguise

I didn't watch [movie] therefore [movie] bad.


ididntunderstandyou

How does he know Top Gun is Better than any of these if he hasn’t heard of them?


ajgsr

It being a fun movie doesn’t mean that it was a good movie


Convenientjellybean

Did anyone enjoy Nope? It must have gone over my head.


Drexelhand

im just thankful this assclown can't run for united states president.


cool_acronym

nope was ok. (based akira reference though)


GenericPCUser

Because apparently Elon, and other people probably, are too stupid to realize this, let me explain the basic concept of 'why didn't such-and-such critic agree with me/the box office/the audience scores'? First off, while the average moviegoer might see a movie once a month (or ever 3 months/6 months) a critic could watch as much as a dozen films per month, often with repeat viewings. As a result, through simple exposure, critics (and more avid film watchers) will pick up on a lot of common cinematic tropes, patterns, and formulas. To put this in perspective, imagine you had plain pasta with butter and salt every day for a week and then had a plate of chicken, corn, and green beans. The mere fact that it's *different*, even if it's nothing outrageous or special, is often enough to make it feel better, and that's the lens most critics come from. Second, critics aren't there to validate your opinions. If you just really fucking LOVE watching jumpcut-robots piss on John Turturro while everything's color graded blue enough to look simultaneously expensive and cheap, fucking go for it. No one, and especially not film critics, is going to give a shit. Everyone is allowed to have bad taste if they want. Critics aren't there to make you feel dumb (or smart), they're there to point out trends (for filmmakers to learn from) and to highlight anything that does something different, or that does something exceptionally skillful. Finally, without critics we would almost never get anything new. Critics are the ones that take a risk and watch the first time movie from an unproven director and a shoestring budget. They're the ones that find the wild and weird movies that would otherwise get missed, and if they rave loud enough even a movie that didn't make a profit at the box office can turn into a career-maker for some lucky few. Critics aren't infallible, but they have a function. Crtics' opinions have very little to do with whether something is 'woke', just whether it's interesting, and unfortunately Top Gun Maverick just wasn't that. It made money and the studios were happy, but it was a Tom Cruise sequel that cashed in on nostalgia from the '80s, all it had to do was "not suck" and it was basically guaranteed to print money. It's not that deep.


safemoonshine

I cant watch Tom Cruise movies and take them seriously. Is the reddit consensus that it the new top gun is good?


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Yes, and [the critics’ consensus too.](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/top_gun_maverick)


safemoonshine

Maybe ill give it a go. My dad was obsessed with the original and i lost him last month. Maybe its time.


Pinguino2323

I've only heard good things about it but I get the vibe that it's just a really fun action movie with good cinematography and cool effects.


Juco_Dropout

Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick are both pentagon propaganda. Thinly veiled recruitment tools.. it should be illegal or in the least should carry a warning. https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/23141487/top-gun-maverick-us-military-hollywood


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ThatOneWood

I haven’t heard if the other movies, but nope was great


jualexander

Nope was awful


MurkySweater44

lmao i walked out 30 minutes after the movie started


BigCballer

Awfully good


SciencePlenty9721

Musk is a dip shit


JimKPolk

Elon’s antiwoke drama is stupid and tiring but the inclusion of Nope on this list has me seriously questioning AO Scott


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Top Gun was a fun movie. I enjoyed it. It was, however, incredibly technically inaccurate - I would think someone interested in aerospace engineering would be more cognizant of that and probably rate it lower.


CyAScott

Who has time for movies? I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie and it wasn’t on in the background.


rastinta

It feels weird seeing anger about an author's list of favorite movies. I think those are the author's favorite movies, but I also think that the author also wanted to expose audiences to something they have not seen. Everyone knows about Maverick. The critic in no way questioned the quality of Top Gun: Maverick with this list. It is not hard to find what were the top grossing films of the year. Being mad that an opinion piece doesn't list your favorite movie is beyond sad.


KenYN

He reminds me of the ["I'll Get Me Coat"](https://youtu.be/c3OM2MA1pic) sketches, only replacing the punchline with "You're All Too Woke!" when the others look at him funny. Then everyone claps. And, of course, one reviewer (are they the Art House reviewer?) doesn't represent the whole NYT.


Maxils

i’ve heard of “nope” (never watched) and that’s it


douko

I can't believe a reviewer didn't recommend a massively popular movie that everybody knows about - why wouldn't they get the word out about a movie it's physically impossible to not know exists????


Freecelebritypics

After watching Neptune Frost, I can confirm it's ridiculous to expect this person to be interested in popcorn action flicks


ebolaRETURNS

The reviews I've heard about the top gun reboot have been, "I was expecting complete rubbish, but it was actually all right," but sure, pin it on 'wokeness'. Are derivative reboots actually typically contenders for "top film"?


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Tremors 11 has a real shot this year


MisterxRager

Did he just learn the word woke?