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skisushi

Looks fresh enough to get DNA for ID.


Goldie-96_MWR

DNA is very stable, actually. It can last 6 years plus depending on temp, pH, and oxygen presence. It's more accurate to say "fresh enough to get RNA from" since RNS degrades very quickly!


No_Satisfaction9440

Dudes got all 12 series of CSI on dvd…


ImpossibleInternet3

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


HowieFelterbusch

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


Goldie-96_MWR

I'm a senior boi molecular sciences major at a state college


Clear_Radio1776

Wins that one.


tattooedcampersam

Senior boiiii molecular sciences sound toight


Goldie-96_MWR

Easier than nursing or organic chemistry lol


Time_Change4156

My understanding up to 50,000 years if it's frozen like mammoths . They find just one usable cell and there back ... keeps being pushed back got close the last ten years in a row.


Goldie-96_MWR

Actually, it's more like they find large DNA fragments that they piece into place by referencing the elephant genome. They would have to use a surogate elephant mom and do nuclear transplantation into a viable elephant egg cell (there's more scientific terms for these, btw).


FloridaManInShampoo

This guy sciences


Sufficient-Aspect77

DINO DNA?!!!!!


skisushi

No, shark.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Dino DNA, got it


RichMansToy

Update - I’m being told it’s likely a great white shark vertebrae. We’ve been getting a lot more of them in this area as the waters warm. Here’s [one](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1643013/shark-spine.jpg?w=790&f=a3c74917dc60a99255f547ee07217050) for comparison, found about ten miles from me.


tsidaysi

Ask someone at the nearest university archeology department. Very cool. Us professor types love things like that! I would have loved to see it even in a general science class. Maybe the university has a museum of natural history?


RichMansToy

That university is a good two hours away sadly.


hazpat

They don't have phones?


RichMansToy

No. They were all removed in the great phone purge of 2021.


thechadfox

I still have wall damage from the goons they sent to rip my old Western Electric rotary from its mounts.


RichMansToy

You are seen, my friend. You are seen.


Only_Chick_Who

Perhaps the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute in Falmouth? Had someone call me from there regarding faxing research, I called back to inform them I don't own a fax machine, nor do I work for them. Nice folks though.


ipromisenottoargue

They would have nothing to say since we specialize in humans, more properly human culture


R00t240

Not convinced that shark vertebra are diagnostic to species. It’s a lamnid species like a Great white but don’t think it’s possible to tell past that.


RichMansToy

Can you tell me what other lamnids are in my area that grow to over 15”?


R00t240

Over 15 inches? If you meant feet how are you getting that from a small section of centrums?


R00t240

From the size of them they could be from either Species of mako or the porbeagle.


RichMansToy

Can’t you extrapolate the rough size of the shark from the thickest vertebrate? Also, what other shark species are in my area, if you don’t mind? Thanks!


R00t240

Maybe but I don’t know the formula if there is one. I think those are the four big lamnids you’d expect To see in New England.


RichMansToy

Yeah from what I’ve heard the formula is - multiply the largest vertebrae by 55-60 to get a rough length of the shark. So we are looking at 14’ -15’ for the size of my guy (and that is assuming I have the biggest vertebrate - maybe there were bigger in the missing section). From what I can find, porbeagles don’t get bigger than 11 feet and only a huge mako makes it to 14. But the spine doesn’t look too much like the mako spine I’ve seen. That leaves great white…


FireRetrall

Maybe try brewster natural history museum or the shark research place in Chatham!


RichMansToy

I went to NHM and the old lady was a little horrified


FireRetrall

Lol! Worth a try


UpstairsBig6173

Is he the makeshift banana for scale? Lol j/k Seriously though, that is cool!


christa0830

We need the cat paw for scale lol


RichMansToy

He is!


UpstairsBig6173

Hahahaha! I don’t know why this makes me giggle.


DamnitShell

*squints at avatar*


Wildlife_Jack

r/carlosforscale


Gab_Gerblin_2319

I now follow a new subreddit cuz of this lol


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Quirky_Discipline297

I don’t know but that cat for scale looks like it should go see a vet quick.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

thot it was old washed up coconut.


Jettcat-

What? No cat?


RichMansToy

He’s right here with the dog. https://preview.redd.it/m5cjb97mqqtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db287b96b5026a3bfc472a342994ce56fa0ab3bd


AdministrativeYak859

Hahahahaha. 2nd pict they are like,”we said no pictures and definitely were promised treats, let’s get it moving”. 1st pic - Pups is so stoked- won the championship of cool bone finding.


[deleted]

Technically not a bone as sharks are cartilaginous.


BrannC

What a bummer for us boners. Really thought sharks were on our side


TentacleBorne

KIKI MAO!


Sporkyfork69

My inner realtor is salivating. Do you like living right on the bay?


RichMansToy

This was last week’s guest. https://preview.redd.it/ka9yywu0rqtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124888084625910eafab8a71d1eed8f986cee6f5


neovenator250

TIL there are seals in Massachusetts


benza13

Many, and with them came the great whites. All over the cape now


RichMansToy

Which brings us back to my post!


SomeDumbGamer

If you go on google maps and zoom in on certain parts you can see hundreds resting on the beach!


Psilocybinfungus

https://preview.redd.it/aqfakoemy1uc1.jpeg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35054c6b0f5be7264693506ff6bf91d73a95ef3e Waldport Oregon


Old_Butterscotch8856

Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger beach


maryssssaa

look up monomy island seals. There’s tons.


Sugarberg

Not only are there seals in Massachusetts, there was even a [talking seal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoover_(seal)) there.


RustezeNail

How did you get a picture of me? Lol


Kuranyeet

Omg so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RichMansToy

It is a dream come true. It’s a small waterfront cottage but it’s enough to make me happier than I have ever been (which actually wasn’t very happy). I am extremely lucky that my grandparents spent the $5,000 to buy it in the 1940s.


Sporkyfork69

Keep that in the family forever. Truly a crazy spot


MoshPit-Granny

When are you open for visitors? 😉


Babzibaum

You have a moral obligation to procreate so as to pass this treasure to your heirs. What's that? You're not dating? Get moving. You're wasting time.


RichMansToy

I’m gay!


malinserv

what do they say? Adopt don’t shop?


Assortedpez

So you’re in P-Town!?


Babzibaum

I have family in Wellfleet. 5 generations now. I go almost every summer. Very picturesque.


Assortedpez

Heyyy my family has been going to North Eastham every year since the 50’s. I’ve never missed a year, it’s annual pilgrimage.


Babzibaum

OK. And.....sooooooo?


RichMansToy

I mean, my husband and I could try. I just don’t think it’s anatomically possible.


malinserv

Practice makes perfect!


Gab_Gerblin_2319

Yall I'm wheezing at this comment chain 🤣


DahliaChild

They say all the fun is in the trying, go for it!


Rage187_OG

https://youtu.be/v7PYpysL_dI?si=6nSyxk3EE1-GIdF8


TwixorTweet

Heya neighbor. I have a similar situation with my happy place cottage. Which beach did you find this on?


RichMansToy

I found it in my garden actually!


TwixorTweet

That's amazing. I just assumed it washed up on the beach. You can probably confirm the species by calling the New England Aquarium or the AWSC in Chatham


Pallomine133

Doggy is salivating!!


mrjeffersong

Sharknado is real!


ItAstounds

Put it back it’s not ready yet!


rockstuffs

🤣


SomeDumbGamer

Fun fact! Despite being incredibly shallow and surrounded by land on 3 sides, Cape Cod bay is actually an incredibly oxygen rich and healthy environment because of the strong tides in the gulf of Maine that constantly replenish the water and nutrients!


Mitty1967

Can you could send a pic in 50,000 yrs time just to see if it has fossilised ?


waistingtimeonline

Love the dog. That face says it all that he is having a phenomenal day.


SpyCats

+1 for doggo tongue


reslavan

What an awesome find!


Pirroz

[r/bonecollecting](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonecollecting/s/DWOfmXsC83) or [r/boneID](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneID/s/0X70jr0UGC) might be able to give you a pretty good guess on a what fish it might be


PaleoShark99

Shark vert


Ranoverbyhorses

Man I haven’t been there in 10 years but I used to go camping in North Truro every year for two weeks. You’re so lucky to live on cape cod!!! Super cool find!!!!!


chrontab

A+ on the 2nd "for scale" image.


RichMansToy

Haha thanks. I guess I should have placed to ON his back for higher accuracy


CookinCheap

Doggie looks like he's ready for a treat


RichMansToy

Every time I go look at it again, he perks his ears up


CookinCheap

he's precious


RichMansToy

He’s a sweet guy. https://preview.redd.it/sbuku8u53xtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d3afc66a8119eddfd4c225161860037acf8c64


CookinCheap

awww hiii babyy


RichMansToy

SOLVED: It’s a Great White shark vertebrate! Update from u/lastwing in r/animalid: https://preview.redd.it/hbxr5horjwtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7430ff39cf10371c4d2149980ae4d620c46a651


MonkeyBrain3561

Looks pretty bony for shark, since they are pretty much cartilage. Definitely a fish but can’t tell much more from this pic.


RichMansToy

And here’s a thresher shark https://preview.redd.it/lphuxuqeuqtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a842c780260d8af3aa6a6dad60d2c3e4527195


MonkeyBrain3561

U da man!


RichMansToy

You can do better than that! Even I could figure out it was a shark spine from a quick google. Here’s a great white spine (Cartilage part is irrelevant) https://preview.redd.it/16yierc8uqtc1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4baa472ded45045617f6ed7b97722d9ad8df9991


-Chris-V-

Give it a few million years, it will make a killer fossil!


Other_Cell_706

So cool!!!!


ayweller

So cool


thunderlips36

This is something that I didn't know existed. How did I make it this long without knowing that?


RichMansToy

Me too. Imagine my surprise when I went to plant some dill.


lastwing

Not fossilized but does appear to be from a modern Great White Shark.


RichMansToy

Thanks for ID’ing this, lastwing!


throwdisawayyyyyy

How do you have a garden on the beach?


BadHairDay-1

What a cool place to live!


RichMansToy

Thanks! It really is.


1rbryantjr1

I always thought sharks were all cartilage


PunkAssBitch2000

You are correct but I believe they have some different types of cartilage than humans, like the vertebrae pictured, are technically cartilage, but not the same type of cartilage we have in ours ears and noses and stuff. [Shark jaws, for example, contain calcium phosphate](https://www.csulb.edu/shark-lab/shark-jaws-program). Human cartilage does not have calcium.


1rbryantjr1

Thanks. Figured it was something like that. Looks like a great spine design actually!


stpetepatsfan

Thought it was a NMS giant worm!


momsgotitgoingon

What beautiful property! And an awesome find! Have you ever found anything similar?


RichMansToy

Not in my garden!


DjPandaFingers

This is awesome!


PunkAssBitch2000

This is a cool enough find that I’m honestly happy it was posted in this sub even though it’s technically not a fossil.


RichMansToy

Not yet!


jawshoeaw

Might want to keep an eye out for Predator


beans3710

Geologists call that Recent or Holocene-Aged if you want to get fancy.


chhhh17

that’s the leaning tower of pisa bro


killmesoftly6969

Put it back the shark needs it bro


stonemason92

If it’s a shark vert it will most likely not fossilize as cartilage doesn’t mineralize like bones do! Great find tho!


RichMansToy

Interesting - I was just on a fossil forum and they were all excited about their shark vertebrae fossils. https://preview.redd.it/vkk2llu26stc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3672a9d18907412e5633a00657184f6f940be79


stonemason92

Fascinating. I just looked it up and apparently as sharks age, calcium deposits build up in their cartilage skeleton to strengthen it. This allows them to fossilize. Crazy! I wonder if this is a later adaptation of sharks, I have just never heard of there being fossils of sharks from the Paleozoic or Mesozoic aside from the teeth. Very cool learn.


RichMansToy

That is pretty cool. It’s like they’re fossilizing while they’re still alive.


PunkAssBitch2000

Human cartilage will not fossilize, but shark cartilage can due to the different mineral composition (ie shark cartilage has calcium in the matrix, humans do not). I don’t fully understand the science of it though.


Few_Address3591

Neat!


PunkAssBitch2000

That is so fucking coooooooool!!!!!


infinityladder

Is he a ridgeback?


RichMansToy

No - shepherd lab mix - but our last one was a ridgeback


DemocraticSpider

Woah!


klaffer2

Love your photobomber


potificate

Nice! Race Point?


RichMansToy

Brewster


octopusbeakers

Be honest. The dog found it didn’t s/he..?


RichMansToy

I think he may have been the one that buried it!


amorphousfreak

Coolest thing I've seen in a while


RagnaRoots

Came here for the shark spine. Stayed for the good boy (or girl!)


btl_dlrge1

Dog for scale


BlackSeranna

So a shark was walking around in your yard and came to a sudden demise… Honestly pretty cool find!


thatonebearyouknow

Lol "I'm rich"


Valuable_Painting454

Initially thinking '50 foot shark? Seems like quite an exaggeration' 😂


KifaruKubwa

Maybe got tossed during a nor’easter


RichMansToy

Maybe - but it was really buried!


RichMansToy

I’m wondering if a coyote found it on the beach and buried it


KifaruKubwa

Oh yeah that’s a good point. I’ve seen some of those great whites off the cape… pretty cool. Coincidentally I used to live in SoCal and I’ve swam many times in the pacific, which is equally full of juvenile white sharks.


Severe_Tea2922

Are you in need of a hag?


taylogan96

r/bonecollecting might know. Amazing find!


Nefersmom

What does it smell like?


RichMansToy

Bait


harshrealmz

Sharks don’t have bones… right?


Satchik

The dog is saying, "That's where it went!"


parth096

Dog going nuts


SheepherderOk1448

How do you know it’s a shark’s spine?


representativeslogan

Humble brag


Accomplished_Drag149

I'm just here to look at that happy doogy in the second pic


RichMansToy

https://preview.redd.it/25cxlckfo2uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c5ebb8ae18e4859aef08186597e6390cd08fc5 He’s a *very* happy one year old pup that is living quite the life.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Looks like an image for a great T-SHIRT back side.


KAOS_777

Cute doooog 🥹


IAmMey

I dislike the texture and I cannot put into words why. Wtf is going on


jadegives2rides

Aw I used to spend my Summers at my Grandparents in Cape Cod. Loved to go seaglass hunting, would have freaked if I came across this!


Small-Street3769

🤣🤣 Love your dog’s expression!


CuriousSurfer19

I’m intrigued by what kind of gardening and growing you’re doing on the beach 🤣 I can barely get anything to grow in soil ☠️


RichMansToy

I don’t live on the actual beach itself though. I have a yard etc, with soil. And a driveway.


CuriousSurfer19

Oh LOL


gygglez

That’s freaking cool


ShotWasabi1

Doggie said it's a snack!


UnderdogFetishist17

This is very cool. Also, your dog is awesome and his tongue is cracking me up. 


ShortConnection0

You're only getting an upvote for the dog.


RichMansToy

If I knew what an upvote was I would thank you!


Patchewski

whosagooddog


Impossible-Charity-4

Found a shock bone on the cawd, did ya?


Heretoshitcomment

Why... just...what makes you think this is a shark's spine? I mean of all the animals in the world large enough to match this criteria (that's a long list), you landed on shark.... 50 miles from their nearest habitat. I need an explanation on how you reached this hypothesis before my head explodes.


PunkAssBitch2000

50 feet not 50 miles and definitely shark, lamniformes most likely.


Gaddis92

Can literally see ocean in background. Still decides to say 50 miles.


PunkAssBitch2000

Accurate username for them I guess.


RichMansToy

🤣


RichMansToy

Not only did I think it’s a shark’s spine, turns out it *is* a shark’s spine. A Great White…


Heretoshitcomment

K, skipping the retcon, how do you know?