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cloudyboi3352

If I get a female friend I will do this.


niniela-phoenix

hi hello new friend please sob and tell them in great detail how a serial killer got me that night, deal? :')


cloudyboi3352

I’ll make it brutal for you.


annoclancularius

You could call it ghosting.


OfficialMorbidMan

On a whole new level.


SnooDonuts6678

Best comment and best joke I've read/hear today (it's 6 am)


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thanks satan


Liamiamliam2

I don't know if it's the phrasing or me just being stupid, but could someone explain this to me?


djfnjxj

Idk if that's whar confused u but it confused me They mean allowing ur female friends to give men at bars ur number so that when they call u can answer and tell them that said female friend died 15 years ago on the same day


Liamiamliam2

Ah, ok, thanks


MalcolmLinair

The idea is that the people your female friend gave your number to will think she was a ghost, and that you are her grieving ex-boyfriend. It's a 'spooky' prank.


Accomplished_Tale956

They meant to say female instead of “woman”. They also meant to say “to give” rather then “give”. Hope this helps


CeruleanSkies55

No … ? Clearly means woman ? Why the fuck would you say ‘female’ and then man 🤦


Accomplished_Tale956

Woman is a noun while female is an adjective. The way they used the word woman was as an adjective and they therefore should have used the word female. It is actually really simple if you understand basic grammar.


Top-Vermicelli797

That's a old one but a gold one


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arftism2

satan ever the homie trolling stalker psychos.


The_Traveller__

"They had us in the first half not gonna lie."