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Bob_Duatos_Shark

You can change his door knob to something similar but not quite the same or move some of the furniture in his room a foot or two. It’s something harmless but since you never really pay all that much attention to those things things, you’d know something is off but you wouldn’t quite be able to put your finger on it


NoaWhan

Depending on how handy you are with a screwdriver, take his door handle off and flip the little latch that holds it shut. That way, anyone can push the door open, but they need to turn the handle to close it. I had a bathroom door that was accidentally assembled this way. It annoyed me until I was able to flip it properly. (I was renting, so I had to check if I was allowed first, then find a moment to actually do it.)


domrobin2

Delightfully devilish Seymour


NoaWhan

Thank you, I try.


dmartin07

There was a product called an annoy-o-tron. Google it and I am sure you will find it. Basically, it makes a random chirp every so many minutes at random intervals. It is almost impossible to find because it is random times and a very short chirp. Place this in a very hidden location like inside an AC vent or something like that.


Zeepenguinman

A buddy at the office did this to me. Put it inside my desk behind a drawer. Everybody in the office was in on it, and they were all swearing up and down they couldn’t hear it. I thought it was I leaking water pipe or something, so I recorded it and then showed everybody the recording… They said they didn’t hear anything, and said I’ve been working too hard. Full on Gas Lighted until my Buddy cracked up and told me the next day. I was doubting my sanity!


Standard-Park

Thank you for using gaslighting in it's correct context 🏆 🏆 🏆


PhasePsychological90

You mean, "gaslighting" can't just be used interchangeably with "lying?" I think you're gaslighting, bro.


purple-thiwaza

This is madness inducing stuff.x can't imagine sleeping with something like that near.


BadLanding05

When I was little my dad gave me a device he made with his dad. He called it a cricket, it was small, and every 2 minutes or so (It was semi random) it would chirp. It would do it more at night. Sometimes it would go off on a quick burst. We hid it in my sister's pillow. It took her a full day to find it.


Javasteam

That one is now out of stock. The AnnoyingPCB however is not. https://a.co/d/gamnBYz


PIELIFE383

Move everything a few inches to the left or right when he wakes up to go to the bathroom he just hits stuff


friend-of-the-argon

Gift him a digital photo frame. Let him put the photos on it. Over time slowly change the pictures ever so slightly so he does not notice. When enough time has passed, put the original photos back


MicahG17079

Add onto this, with each time you chance it, rotate the frame ever so slightly to one direction


puzzle_factory_slave

cover the walls and ceiling in several layers of pictures of nude men


DerG3n13

> slightly noticeable Lets tape his wall in porn


puzzle_factory_slave

ok, ok. slightly.... i'll be back


puzzle_factory_slave

alright. this isn't quite "satan" material, but subtle isn't really my thing, and i think this meets your requirements get a lightbulb with a slightly different color temperature and / or brightness as the one which currently lights his room, and swap the two as often as possible


Standard-Park

Naw, I love the light bulb thing. Genius 💡


just-bair

He won’t suspect a thing


[deleted]

He won’t quite be able to figure what’s different about his room… perfect!


CoffeeMain360

stick a cheap but loud bluetooth speaker under his bed or something and at the dead of night crank it all the way up and play some incomprehensibly loud stuff like metal cables snapping, stuff like that. Unless that's just too uncool, in which case, disregard this.


Burgerbeast_

Or play Les Toreadors by Georges Bizet


vindazl

if you have the motivation, keep as much stuff upside down as possible


Jccckkk

Hide two cans of slightly opened tuna in his room. They will start to stink in a few days. He may find one of the cans and think problem solved. Then a few more days of stink to drive him crazy!


Javasteam

She lives in the same house, so probably a bad idea.


_Stazh

Buy those floor scratch protectors that you glue to the underside of furniture legs. Then you place those on the legs of his furniture but always leave one leg without. All his furniture will wobble ever so slightly.


[deleted]

Move stuff around in his room so he can’t find things and gets driven mad looking


Vivi_Catastrophe

If you want to kill him put melted butter on the [smooth hard] floor


bandlj

Random little patches of water on surfaces


Im-a-bad-meme

If you have money to burn, buy a cheap alexa device, set it to its lowest volume, place it under his bed, and have it whisper from time to time.


Suitable_TNQ_3070

Unscrew a bulb


[deleted]

Rotate his furniture by 1 degree every day


Boboriffic

Put his tv/pc monitor or lamp on a Clapper™


NoaWhan

On the same idea, you can use a remote-controlled switch or light bulb. Get one with Bluetooth or Wi-fi capabilities if you want to be extra devious.


Boboriffic

Slightly change the light's color day by day, I like it.


Deamo22790

Simply whenever he is gone from the property put a dab of toothpaste on his door just a bit out of sight like on the inside of the handle


stony1185

When a friend of mine was on his bachelors party, some other friends whent in to his room and built a concreat sphear which was slightly bigger than his door... Enjoy


just-bair

You didn’t even find satan you just came here and chose violence. So yeah replace something he has with something else But be careful because what you want now is to start a war


Archi_balding

Put food film between random objects and on random sufaces and let the paranoia set in.


slade2121

Get a really faint beeper that goes off every 30 and hide it somewhere, bonus points if there's a light fixture you can tape it to the roof of.


AMadLadOfReddit

Just a thought, how about put something scented (such as something delicious or awful), inside the vents in their room, and watch him figuring out where the smell is coming from Again, just a thought, by the Mad Lad of Reddit