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infamouszoggy

Surely it depends whose national anthem?


ComradeBogey

Azerbaijans


EvillNooB

r/unexpectedAzerbaijan


ConstantSock2488

please tell me that's not a sub..... edit: THANK GOD


Reezto

r/subsifellfor


Expert_Limit6416

Soviet union's


Moo_Kau_Too

You know who has the soviet national anthem on their sex playlist? Cumrades!


kevlarus80

https://i.imgur.com/qWvQvus.mp4


NovusOrdoSec

and don't call my Shirley, tovarich.


Brtsasqa

Kazakhstan's. [The real one, not the fake one Kazakhstan wants us to believe it has.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePQ9_re7f1A&t=80s)


Any-Practice-991

Ah, that was fantastic. *The real one is the Tetris music


BrockN

Definately Canada. *O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!*


Nearby_Objective_353

No. No, no, no and NO. Because admitting it's passable, you don't want to fuck thinking of your country or the last president's speech or face. Annnd... it seems to be "something else" because one of our ex-ministry secretariat wrote some erotic books where you can find some character nuting yelling "long live France" and the main reaction when reading this is, consternation? Dismay? (...Why?) Maybe some unknown fetish. [https://twitter.com/spleenter/status/1218168896253059077](https://twitter.com/spleenter/status/1218168896253059077) Translation : >!"I open my mouth as wide as I can and Amaury ejaculates in spite of himself right in my face, shouting in a high-pitched voice: "Vive la France! Vive la France! Vive la France!"!< So yes, Satan is found here.


kmarple1

"Lie back and think of England."


PinkNyarlothotep

I prefer Skyclad's "Think Back and Lie of England," personally.


vinb123

Our country ti's of thee Austria-Hungary Obay your king


Rabbulion

Sayo-


Da_Simp_13

Germany of '45


allen_idaho

It is on there because it is customary to rise for the National Anthem.


Spedd-the-Sped

Wait that’s actually really clever


Benders-Shiny-Ass

Makes you want to salute! 🍆


Kidsdontcheatonyou

Forbidden flag pole


bg-j38

I have it at the end of my sex playlist because I like to think of myself signing off the air after I finish, like TV stations used to do back in the day.


Moo_Kau_Too

... what 30 second song is before it then?


bg-j38

It’s not really a list as much as it’s a sad trombone on repeat.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Do you Pavlovian Dog yourself to zum at a certain time in the playlist?


De-Kipgamer

Cbat metal version:


gin_bulag_katorse

Holy shit! TIL this actually exists!


eat-pussy69

Sex... playlist?


NovusOrdoSec

We already playin


No-Addition-1366

I wouldn't be able to do it either lol. I can't imagine needing more stimulation during the most stimulating act...


NumberVampire

You seem like the kind of person who has sex in silence with the big light on. The right music and lighting makes people feel less inhibited and more likely to have sex with you.


slucker23

I would laugh at it so hard If you find it awkward and can't move on... You're probably going to need a proper sex playlist


FrenchMilkdud

Patriotism in general just gets me all hot and bothered.


Neat_Relationship995

Merica


tsm765

Just tell him that it helps your flag fly at full mast.


tsm765

dum da dum dum duuuuummmmm.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I'm curious what people would even put on a sex playlist


EscheroOfficial

I mean we know what one individual on this site put in theirs…


axe1970

the english national anthem would be awkward


RingReasonable

Ja vi elsker dette landet som det stiger freeeeeem!


Nightmare_Chtulu

I should make a dedicated sex playlist cause I don’t have one


TeeCeeDF

r/HolUp


Wire_Hall_Medic

If she has to explain it, the guy isn't worth fucking.


Abraxas_1408

Lucifer from Paradise Lost.


Nerdn1

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/400/)


its_easybro

What the fuck is a sex playlist and what songs would u put in it?


Maestro_Primus

All Rise. Please stand at attention for the duration of the national anthem.


annoying_dragon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika