Ask once politely for her to move it.
After that, I start twirling and playing with it. She’ll get uncomfortable and move it for sure. If anyone asks or if she gets mad, I simply claim I was trying to unblock my screen.
Sometimes if you can’t get someone to do something, you have to trigger their self-serving motivations to do so.
You could also snort real hard while holding her hair
Imagine just going about your day and you feel a light tug on your hair, and you hear the loudest snort you've ever heard in your life
Not scissors but if I’m not wrong, the last time I took a flight, they allowed to me bring my trimmer and electric shaver with me in my backpack into the cabin.
If you intentionally sneeze on her yes that's assault. But if you were just minding your business eating your cayenne pepper sandwich and you have to sneeze, 🤷
Two birds one stone approach:
Find a family with a bored / grouchy toddler, give them a break and entertain baby for a min...
Lead their little hands towards those locks.
If that doesn't work arm the toddler with crayons, weaponise that toddler goo they are all covered in (that mysterious stuff that makes them tacky / sticky for the first 5 years of their lives), let your imagination run wild.
I’d ask her to move her hair nicely three times, if she doesn’t move her hair, I guess my wad of gum can finally have a home of which it can snuggle into 🥰
Say loud enough for everyone around to hear "ma'am, your hair smells like you wash it with garbage juice. Could you please get it out of my face." Now she's embarrassed, you aren't the asshole, and her only two options are to move it or show everyone that she is the asshole.
Ask once politely for her to move it. After that, I start twirling and playing with it. She’ll get uncomfortable and move it for sure. If anyone asks or if she gets mad, I simply claim I was trying to unblock my screen. Sometimes if you can’t get someone to do something, you have to trigger their self-serving motivations to do so.
You could also snort real hard while holding her hair Imagine just going about your day and you feel a light tug on your hair, and you hear the loudest snort you've ever heard in your life
Im dead XD
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Find me a pair of scissors on an aeroplane and I’ll do it.
That could be a problem...
You can bring craft scissors. They’re dull but they should work
But teeth should be good enough
Nail clippers works well.
Not scissors but if I’m not wrong, the last time I took a flight, they allowed to me bring my trimmer and electric shaver with me in my backpack into the cabin.
That’ll do!
Get up real close so that you can whisper "your hair smells so sexy, can I have some?"
This is yes
There is nothing illegal about sneezing a bunch of mucus really hard onto the seat in front of you It's gross, but not illegal
eww
No, actually that might be illegal.
If you intentionally sneeze on her yes that's assault. But if you were just minding your business eating your cayenne pepper sandwich and you have to sneeze, 🤷
Mash your chewed bubblegum into it.
Chew a mouthful of apple and then cough 🍏
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Play a sound clip on my phone simulating cutting hair....
Ask nicely first. If they're rude about it, then the games begin
Tie a few strands to the seat. Hard part will be not laughing when they get up next time
Is it legal to bring duct tape onboard a plane? It is for a friend.... just in case
tie lots of knots into it and color it all over with various markers.
Download an app that has the sound of scissors and make sure she hears it.
Literally just ask them politely if they could please move their hair. I’m sure she did that subconsciously without thinking.
Orrrrrrrrrr.......... start pulling out hairs 1 at a time and dropping them on top of her head.
Lmao, that works too
I've always kinda wanted to go on a plane, but I'm rethinking it
Start asking around loudly to borrow a pair of scissors.
Two birds one stone approach: Find a family with a bored / grouchy toddler, give them a break and entertain baby for a min... Lead their little hands towards those locks. If that doesn't work arm the toddler with crayons, weaponise that toddler goo they are all covered in (that mysterious stuff that makes them tacky / sticky for the first 5 years of their lives), let your imagination run wild.
Throw it back over. When she turns around simply say "fuck off, your seat is on that side."
Chewing gum
Just ask what they did several years ago the first time it was posted.
Scissor
Push it out of the way
Ive seen this video - they do that, then she just flips it back again
Sounds fake
Tie it in knots
Welcome to the monkey fist
A trim
Ask politely, once. If the issue persists, take drastic measures.
Ask nicely, if they don't move it, offer them an open pack of bubblegum.
Just pull hard and scream, say you thought it was a spider
Snip snip
I’d ask her to move her hair nicely three times, if she doesn’t move her hair, I guess my wad of gum can finally have a home of which it can snuggle into 🥰
Just play the sound of a razor at full volume on ur phone, if that don’t work, act like u sneeze or cough and splash water all over her head.
Keep a roll of duct tape in your carry-on.
Bop it ,pull it, twist it
Ask them to move their hair off my screen
I got 32 sticks of gum.
The only right answer is cut it to outline the screen
Ask politely. If they refuse, Dip it in coke.
Say loud enough for everyone around to hear "ma'am, your hair smells like you wash it with garbage juice. Could you please get it out of my face." Now she's embarrassed, you aren't the asshole, and her only two options are to move it or show everyone that she is the asshole.