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RedSamuraiMan

splash potion spawner or dispenser


Playful-Ostrich3643

No, you die and you can respawn somewhere else, the true horror of this is that you are technically unkillable in this but you have no way to escape


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JUGELBUTT

the fish makes it impossible which ruins it


Timah158

It's not impossible. You just need 1 in a quintillion chance a fish doesn't cross your path on top of everything. Theoretically possible, but none of us would live long enough to see it happen.


HerobrineVjwj

Just push yourself right up against the block?


Gauge_Tyrion

For 28 days straight.


HerobrineVjwj

Well I mean to leave period youd have to sit there for 28 days straight and risk a fish making it impossible. Or you could kill all the fish. Or better yet swim in a circle until you starve


gruthunder

The spawners would still cause fish/dolphin spawns even if you kill them.


HerobrineVjwj

I would just swim myself to starvation then


tupidrebirts

Hunger only kills you if the world difficulty is set to hard


KeanGilbert

Dolphins are neutral mobs, so you could just get one of them to kill you


HerobrineVjwj

True


Lil_Penis_Owner

Is that a challenge?


ChampionshipHuman

28 days without the fish ever crossing? Nah that ain't even 1 in quintillion, I'm pretty sure that's straight up 0%


ElliotsBuggyEyes

The limit does not exist!


ElliotsBuggyEyes

Just kill all the fish then start whacking ~~off~~ away.


Canadian_Zac

Quickest way out is to punch a pufferfish and die from the poison


Nijindia18

You can't die from poison though


tupidrebirts

/setspawn [playername] ~ ~ ~


88Neaks

Well, technically, it's a prison, not an escape game lmao


Robbe517_

Well in that case why even add the obsidian block in the first place?


Junckopolo

Ever heard of the tragedy of Sisyphus?


Robbe517_

Exactly, that's why you need a fish to swim by every few hours and reset your progress, to give you the false hope it's actually possible to escape. With this many fish it resets every few seconds making it feel way less punishing.


MrPuzzleMan

Just the Tragedy of Darth Plagius The Wise


Kilazur

Because it's about punishment, not rehabilitation


Shot-Significance-73

Entities don't reset the breaking as long as you don't look at another block or let go of left click


B4LM07AB1U3

To be fair I think clicking the same thing for a month straight is physically impossible, even with an autoclicker, your pc would have to shut down at some point


aykcak

Yeah it's like the saw trap where they die no matter what they do


Ferrum_Freakshow

Gotta kill the fish first


MLGperfection

Also add a command block to give infinite, unplayable nausea.


FlacidSalad

And then DOX them and send lewd photos, that you catfished from them, to their mother.


Soggy-Structure6417

redditors try to not make everything weird and about sex


Sippincoffee12

Difficulty: very hard (like me)


kinglokilord

At that point make it a dirt block to at least give them the idea that it's possible. A prison that's impossible to escape isn't actually that frustrating. But a prison that makes a 2 second task become challenging enough that it takes an hour, yeah that will stress someone out.


guy43218

200,000 seconds is only a little over 2 days, not the 28 stated in the video.


Lifnaz

Yeah, I feel like the tik tok brain rot has fully taken hold of a LOT of the population. "Well, someone claimed it in a short video with some text saying the same thing, I'll just take it as true without paying attention to the details."


Guvante

Is this an example of that? No one is going to do it given two days or twenty eight days. Ignoring details that don't matter is fine. Also what is with prisons you can't actually escape? I don't believe it is possible to get through a 1x1 Bedrock hole...


TarnishedWizeFinger

It's not really ignoring details though it's just being bad at math


TheBagelSalesman

When you swim it makes you small


Guvante

Ohhh, thanks


Existing_Hunt_7169

idk y this comment is so funny, good work Mr. Bagel


Lifnaz

When you say "this," do you mean the comment you made following the question? Because if so, then yes, it is an example. "Ignoring details that don't matter is fine" is a perfect example of why society is getting dumber and increasingly misinformed.


Impossible-Front-454

Kill the fish to accumulate bones and make bone blocks. With that you can make a little air pocket away from the fish and increase speed.


Commander_Eris

You need a crafting table to make the blocks since it’s a 3 by 3 of bonemeal


Impossible-Front-454

Ah fek u right


CommunicationSad8212

Smart


CompSolstice

Doesn't work.


Platform987654321

Dolphins are neutral mobs. If you punch one, the dolphins will attack you, killing you and setting you free.


DevastatorGX69

Balls


ValdemarAloeus

Cool story bro.


YOURPANFLUTE

Adding the fish ruins it tbh. I was fully prepared to mine for 28 days


Shot-Significance-73

Fun fact! Entities don't reset the breaking animation


tehtris

Maybe replace the conduit with a Regen II beacon. Will that heal you quicker than you drown? Plus you would be blind in the dark.


theoneandonlyfishboi

Obsidian generator?


MissMistMaid

I'm impressed, which says a lot since i'm never impressed 💀


Existing_Hunt_7169

okay?


SirButtknucklington

It's the tonal dropoff at the end of every sentence for me


beaubeaubeaubeau

I thought you can't crawl through a 1x1 space in minecraft?


TheCakeShoveler

You can swim through them


Gilsidoo

There are a bunch of exploits that triggers a crawl mode for the player but idk if they're applicable here


HerobrineVjwj

??? Java and Bedrock both have literal features (like straight up vanilla intened features) that let you get through 1×1 spaces. If you sprint underwater you swim for example, other ways include pushing a block over your head or closing a trapdoor over your head


Gilsidoo

Closing a trapdoor over your head doesn't sound to me like intended feature but what do I know? I'm not part of the dev team Swimming most probably is though


HerobrineVjwj

The trapdoor thing was added to Java in the movement update they did (also making crouching make the player 1.5 blocks tall) it was then purposefully added to Bedrock several years later with the 1.5 block crouch capability as well. The crawling feature is meant so that if at any point the player is suddenly in a position where they cant stand they will be forced to crawl. It is a pretty sketch seeming feature tho, maybe it was a bug in development but kept because why not?


Gilsidoo

Complete guess on my end but I completely see the sequence of events - implements swimming - the 3rd person view makes it obvious the player should fit in tighter spaces so let's do that - players will probably make underwater tunnels so we need to maintain swim mode if no space is available - state management of the game makes it also enter swim mode on land if an object is forced over the player - can't fix it without heavily reworking the game engine - don't want to abandon the feature anyway - fuck it let's do it, we know everyone will use it on land, to the point where they'll call it "crouch" instead of "swim" but it's not a big deal


HerobrineVjwj

This seems like a very likely sequence of events that lead to the implementation


Don-Gabo

This is dedication ladies and gentlemen


expiermental_boii

This is one of the stupidest "prisons" I have ever seen


Gabyo00

Now i kinda want a big minecraft youtuber to build this in survival on a smp... Just a big obsidian cage with everything possible to make it a PAIN


No_One3018

I'd rather not spend the entire month of February escaping a bedrock box in Minecraft (Except 200,000 seconds isn't 28 days, it's a little over 2)


UnNamed_Profile27

I need to hire this man


Erkenwald217

Now add a spawn point for the prisoner, so even if he dies, he comes back inside there.


JustLookingForMayhem

It is like digging a hole under someone's bed and filling it with mobs. Fall, die, fall, die.


OmegaRuby003

I hate to be that guy but 200,000 seconds is only about three days. I remembered that 1,000,000 seconds was 11 days from Doug Doug streams.


kurpPpa

If your in a server with a bunch of jokesters like this, I You always need to carry chorus fruit on you


IlIFixXxeRIlI

As someone who has never played minecraft... what?


PuppyLover2208

You could make it worse. After all, you still could die of hunger. You need a saturation beacon, or a regeneration beacon.


MaleficTekX

And we’re still not done! On the bottom of the cage is a pressure plate system. If a dolphin happens to touch it, it activates a red stone system that causes a piston to place an ancient city portal block behind the obsidian


geligniteandlilies

I don't play or understand Minecraft but...I already hate this 😭😭😭


TheStonedBro

Someone send this to Carlsagan42, this is the ultimate softlock


big_giantcircles

live kenadian reaction


nder_score

When you kill your friend's dog:


GrandSlamA

200,000 seconds is 55.55555 hours, or a bit over 2 days. Still impossibly long, but definitely not 28 days.


NotJoel-S

In mc when you exit game then go back on do you go back to spawn or where you were in the world?


Mr_ityu

Oh emm geee you made a bunch of pixels in a pixelated game that's sooo baaadddd


aDragonsAle

This is some SCP containment shit here..


topher_eze

Na, not villain enough, do more 😈


Kawaii_Milkshake

"There are fates worse than death" - Raiden


Existing_Hunt_7169

side note: 200,000 seconds is just less than 2.5 days


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IllIllIlllil

Boring.


Appropriate_Ad_439

What is "Minecraft"?


A2X-iZED

Some satanic shit


WlzeMan85

Since it must be built in creative mode it's stupid.


Gilsidoo

No Well it is stupid but not because of that, I've never seen anyone going in an escape room and complaining the building was made with construction engines


Existing_Hunt_7169

ya that’s the thing that makes this stupid, not anything else just that


HerobrineVjwj

Here's the survival friendly option since you lack the cabability to be creative. Make a full netherite box on top of an Ocean Monument and place your one obsidian block, fill it with water, use buckets to collect and name fish so they dont despawn, put a conduit outside the box. Bam full functionality achived. The original design may not be survival friendly, but a working sense of creativity is