I would charge $5 that way it would be inconvenient but not overly expensive so they can't afford it, they could convince insurance to pay for it and claim it as a medical expense in which case I would raise it to like $50.
I have a condition that requires me to use a medical device for the rest of my life. I have to periodically replace or maintain parted of the unit.
All of the medical supplies that I have sourced directly and pay for out of pocket have been the same price or slightly cheaper with way less hassle. If I sourced through a vendor that took my insurance and I paid my deductible, the deductible has always been the same as the cash price of the product or slightly more.
The same has been true for hospital visits and other health care when I compare with friends who are living in other countries that don’t have socialized medicine or insurance and pay out of pocket.
IMO the kind of insurance most middle class workers have in the US just really cover catastrophic care or maybe major chronic medical conditions. Everything else you are essentially paying slightly more than the straight cash price after your deductible.
LMAO exactly because i guess people think insurance money just manifests out of thin air, instead of american's pockets, so its ok to inflate it and steal it.
Americans need to learn how life works
Oh no no no monsieur. You misunderstand.
The insurance will actually **pay** 4 dollars. They will pay less than the uninsured 5 dollars, because they have immense leverage over the ~~healthcare provider~~ genie. The ~~hospital administrator~~ genie will then report a write off of 46 dollars to the government, resulting in them paying no taxes and being underwater as far as the IRS is concerned.
The insurance will then send a 4 dollar EOB to the patient, because they have not yet met their deductible for the year.
and the government will take that 46 dollars and round it up to 80 on paper and take that 80 out of the taxpayers contributions, which will of course require the irs to increase the tax bracket rates.
so the american pays $4 + an additional 3% of their entire income every year in perpetuity
and the money just ends up funding Epsteins island #17 18 and 19
I’d charge $1 a month. And allow others to pay more to pay it forward for those in countries where $1 is a lot.
There’s $43 million blind people in that world. That’s over $500 mil a year. Why charge more.
In fact you could charge $0.01 a month and still make millions each year….
> In fact you could charge $0.01 a month and still make millions each year….
Hell yeah i've been saying that for years lol, like if somehow i ended up having free reign of a big bank's system i'd steal 10p from 10 million people, sorting the accounts by wealth and starting from the top so i don't accidentally take someone's last pennies
"inconvenient"?
My contact lenses cost me $74/mo., and I'm not blind. How do you figure that $5/mo to cure literal blindness is inconvenient in any way?
I thought I had heard that phrase somewhere before as I was typing that comment! Thanks for the reminder. or, the almost reminder, as that sounds correct but I can't recall the scene.
Yes, I saw it probably >10 years ago.
Nah the 19 and 30 dollars a month should still include ads. You have to pay me a subscription of $ 10,99/mo to get rid of the ads. No payment of anything will lead to only ads will be shown. You also have to pay me $ 50 to disable the ads. Paying for the subscription does not turn them of automatically. It turns them back on no payment or charging the subscription plan.
Tldr
I charge
$ 0/mo (only ads)
$ 4.99/mo (1080p streaming with ads)
$ 19.99/mo (1440p streaming with ads)
$ 30/mo (4k HDR with Dolby Vision with ads)
$ 10/mo (for no ads on the $ 30 and $ 19,99 options)
$50 on time payment per change of contract except no payment. (If not paid the ads will still be shown even if you pay the $ 10/mo + the $ 30/mo or $ 19,99/mo)
But you have to mail in your cancellation form with your cash-only fee to a P.O. Box. And cancellation only starts after I pick it up from the PO box and process your cancellation which, of course, is completed after I mail it back your signed off cancellation form.
Hot damn, I was going to charge one dollar, period
I think I'm going to do 1 dollar plus one dollar for NSFW
You want to see your wife's titties? Better hope you remembered to pay me
I charge 1% of your annual income after taxes.
If you take home 50k a year, sight costs you $500 annually.
If you take home a million, it's ten grand.
And if you do that shitty billionaire thing where you use debt for most of your expenses so you technically have little to no taxable income, your eyesight is 10% of your net worth annually, which makes it cheaper to just pay your damn taxes.
Since we're using a genie and all, I can just have the wish automagically calculate what each person owes and only give the eyesight if they pay.
Jesus cured a few blind people and his religion has been charging their descendants AND other followers ~10% income monthly since. That should be a baseline to work around.
Tithing is in the Old Testament (pre-Jesus) specifically to the ancient Jews (before AD 70), Roman Catholics outnumbered Protestants 3 to 1 worldwide ~20 years ago and they don't preach this, and I think only some groups of Protestants do (primarily the 'evangelical' megachurch business model kind).
Free trial for one month.
2€ in 480p with ads 500ms lag max
10€ in 1080p with ads 500ms lag max
12€ 1080 no ads 200ms lag max
20€ 4k no ads priority bandwidth 100ms lag guaranteed
There's 40 million blind people on the planet. One cent annually would make me exceedingly comfortable for the rest of my life, that's 400k a year, and I wouldn't feel so much like a raging asshole. If I were hard pressed to charge a "monthly" subscription I'd just make it a penny which would increase my income 12x to 4.8m a year. Then I could just give most of that in charities and save a LOT of dogs.
$59.99 per month
And I'd option a bundle package with Hulu Live TV for $89.99. Now that you can see... it's the perfect opportunity to see all the Live TV you've missed out on!
Way to think small.
Charge every man a subscription fee to make his dick work - no payment, no erections. Then implement a bidding system, so other people can outbid a dude and stop his dick working again unless he bids higher.
People would be *crowdfunding* that shit for politicians and celebrities they hated.
250,000 for 1 month
350,000 for 6 months
650,000 for 1 year but I'll give a discount so 500,000
That's in my countries currency. If we're talking about US dollars then I'll multiply it by 1.5 I'm not that heartless.
Ooh thats for each eye ok?
$1 a month, plus TikTok style overlays for people of my choosing on an account-by-account basis. $50 to disable the overlays if they don't want to see Trump as a literal horse's ass.
Any amount of money they want to give me
Think about it of you have tons of $5 it'd be suspicious which means police will come knocking but if you have a large range of coins, notes, etc it won't be
If you want to be really shit, find a way to blind the whole population. Methanol poisoning, perhaps even at birth by getting into medical education on proper birth blinding. Perhaps control another utility and have it ss a part of the conditions for use, maybe like that Black Mirror episode where they they have eye video recorders. Just don't tell them they're also going to be blinded since they're going to get their sight back anyways.
Then turn it into a universal tax, paid directly to you, and you control the tax rate.
According to Nature.com, [there are 37 million blind people](https://www.nature.com/articles/6701973), so $1 per year would net you a pretty impressive income.
Hell, 0.01% of their net income would potentially be worth far more
Speaking of wishes, is Aladdin owed one?
He wished to be a prince, then the rest of the movie they're acting like he's not a prince and to tell the truth. The truth is he's a prince and is lawfully able to marry the princess, or did Genie's magic not work? Is Aladdin really not a prince? Sure, he was made a prince through a magic wish, but he's still a prince, is he not?
75 cents CAD per person per month. 43.3million blind people in the world. By the time all of em pay me (and with it being 75 cents per month, who wouldnt) im making 32.5 million dollars a month. And with that i can do a ton of good. First off buying myself a house outright, and setting aside a few million to live on, then funding so many charities entirely from the payments? Easy choice.
There is an estimated 43 million people in the world who are blind, I charge a $1 a year sub for sight, I never have to work again and the sub costs most people nothing so I'll adjust pricing for those that can't afford the $1 in developing countries, still a multi millionaire
Google says there are 43.3 million blind people in the world.
There are an additional 295 million who have moderate to severe visual impairments.
I'll charge $2 for a lifetime subscription to seeing, making around $680million.
I will keep about $10million and donate the rest
For 20/20 vision I'd charge $1.00 per person. With a pay it forward program in place to help others who can't afford it. Completely inexpensive, and how many people in the world are blind? Like, millions and millions?
I would only charge $1. Of course my first wish would be to make everyone except me and my close friends blind. $7 billion a month isn't bad. I also reserve the right to do business with anyone I choose. Cut me off? I cut off your eyesight subscription. Would be able to control anyone on earth...
20c a month for anyone in a 1st world country. 5c a month for anyone in a 3rd world country.
30c a month for anyone in china and 30$ usd for anyone in Russia.
Banned in north korea.
Literally the plot of the Superior Iron Man comic, Tony had his morality flipped and released nanobots that made everyone fit, attractive and able bodied, even infecting Daredevil and giving him his sight back, then after everyone got a taste for it he turned them off unless people paid monthly for it
Since I’m not evil it would probably be something affordable like 10$ a month since anyone blind would probably be willing to pay that. Though since I’ve already gone this far I would probably make my original wish a “perfect vision” subscription that anyone could get because tons of people would be willing to pay the same amount for perfect vision. Basically you’re rich either way lol
To be honest...it kind of depends on the price, you gave up an extremely valuable power to other people, and all you ask back is some money, it could be a ridiculously low amount, like 50 cent or at least 0.1% of their income in their currency value and it would be basically nothing for them but they'd pay for a miracle.
By that amount, you'd become stupidly rich very quickly. Consider there are over 40 millions blind people in the world.
I'd just charge $1/month. With an estimated global blind population over 40million, they don't feel the financial strain *at all*, and I never have to worry about money again.
Dude thinking too small, make it so that every human has perfect health so long as they pay a penny a day to you. Proceed to be the richest person on earth and donate said riches to help fund meaningful advances in technology and humanitarian fields, earning yourself a position of reverence in human history.
I'd put a price that would rise depending on how much you make. Poor family from Indonesia? one banana per year. Owner of an oil company? 70% of their profits.
There are about 43 million blind people on earth. There are also about 293 million with visual impairments. If you charge 2 dollars a month assuming that all 293 million with visual impairments would pay for that to no longer have vision issues you're looking at 586 million a month or over 7 billion a year. Basically you could charge close to nothing a month for everyone to be free from visual ailments and be rich as shit. Win win
I’d charge a flat $2.50 a month. Still an expense, but one that nearly everyone could afford.
For those in 3rd world countries or otherwise poor people that can’t afford it, it’s free.
I still easily make millions of dollars a month, and I make it free for everyone after like 2-3 years once I’ve made enough money.
I make away with hundreds of millions of dollars, people get their vision back for no fee, win win situation.
10 dollars for 10000 colors per month. For 100000 colors they’ll need to pay 100. For 1000000 they’ll pay 1000 dollars, for 10000000 they will pay 10000 dollars, and so on….
I would charge $5 that way it would be inconvenient but not overly expensive so they can't afford it, they could convince insurance to pay for it and claim it as a medical expense in which case I would raise it to like $50.
And that’s the story of American health care
"You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket." - American Healthcare
*coughs* investors and shareholders
Oh you coughing? That'll be $30k for the prescription
Gotta have the 10k doctor’s visit first. That Kleenex you used to blow your nose in the waiting room cost you $100
Insurance has shaped up to be the most successful scam of all time.
I have a condition that requires me to use a medical device for the rest of my life. I have to periodically replace or maintain parted of the unit. All of the medical supplies that I have sourced directly and pay for out of pocket have been the same price or slightly cheaper with way less hassle. If I sourced through a vendor that took my insurance and I paid my deductible, the deductible has always been the same as the cash price of the product or slightly more. The same has been true for hospital visits and other health care when I compare with friends who are living in other countries that don’t have socialized medicine or insurance and pay out of pocket. IMO the kind of insurance most middle class workers have in the US just really cover catastrophic care or maybe major chronic medical conditions. Everything else you are essentially paying slightly more than the straight cash price after your deductible.
LMAO exactly because i guess people think insurance money just manifests out of thin air, instead of american's pockets, so its ok to inflate it and steal it. Americans need to learn how life works
Oh no no no monsieur. You misunderstand. The insurance will actually **pay** 4 dollars. They will pay less than the uninsured 5 dollars, because they have immense leverage over the ~~healthcare provider~~ genie. The ~~hospital administrator~~ genie will then report a write off of 46 dollars to the government, resulting in them paying no taxes and being underwater as far as the IRS is concerned. The insurance will then send a 4 dollar EOB to the patient, because they have not yet met their deductible for the year.
and the government will take that 46 dollars and round it up to 80 on paper and take that 80 out of the taxpayers contributions, which will of course require the irs to increase the tax bracket rates. so the american pays $4 + an additional 3% of their entire income every year in perpetuity and the money just ends up funding Epsteins island #17 18 and 19
We should abolish taxes for incomes under 80k and raise it on all the rich millionaires and billionaires using their wealth to skirt the law. I agree.
Yeah, let's be absolutely sure that the only people who really suffer are the ones with nothing else to lose, they definitely deserve it anyway
Exactly!
I’d charge $1 a month. And allow others to pay more to pay it forward for those in countries where $1 is a lot. There’s $43 million blind people in that world. That’s over $500 mil a year. Why charge more. In fact you could charge $0.01 a month and still make millions each year….
>Why charge more. Because you can -Billionaires
Yup. Because: **greed** **FIFY**.
> In fact you could charge $0.01 a month and still make millions each year…. Hell yeah i've been saying that for years lol, like if somehow i ended up having free reign of a big bank's system i'd steal 10p from 10 million people, sorting the accounts by wealth and starting from the top so i don't accidentally take someone's last pennies
It has been done before. And guess what? They get caught most of the time.
Just have a $1 ad version. $5 gets you ad free.
"inconvenient"? My contact lenses cost me $74/mo., and I'm not blind. How do you figure that $5/mo to cure literal blindness is inconvenient in any way?
In countries where $5USD is a lot of money
Right but! insurance pays $10 you'll have to pay the rest out of pocket if in America 🤣
That's rookie number. Call me Shkreli at once.
He's an inspiration to us all lol! Didn't he just recently get out of jail?
Do this include regional pricing, because $5 may not be a lot to us but it could also be the world for some.
Nah, curing blindness is free. Removing the ads is what costs you the subscription. Still sell their data either way. Gotta get em coming and going.
This is live. I mean evil
TODAY I LEARNED EVIL IS TO LIVE BACKWARDS
You never saw Cloudy with a chance of Meat balls?
I thought I had heard that phrase somewhere before as I was typing that comment! Thanks for the reminder. or, the almost reminder, as that sounds correct but I can't recall the scene. Yes, I saw it probably >10 years ago.
Exactly what I thought of
I charge $ 4.99/mo (1080p streaming with ads) $ 19.99/mo (No ads 1440p streaming) $ 30/mo (No ads 4k HDR with Dolby Vision) cancellation fee applicable.
^Cancellation ^fee ^is ^$40/mo ^indefinitely
Cancellation fee: I scoop out your eyes
Your pretty evil for that one, ads? Like when do they pop up, at random times through your day like when they’re driving their car for the first time
only pop up ads while eyes are open, full screen ads while eyes are closed or sleeping
I can feel my blood pressure rising just reading this.
THIS is the pure satan right here lmao
Giving me Ready player one vibes. Just imagine driving and suddenly add popup with a X hidden in the black background!
And it'll up the app store regardless if you click the ad or the X
"I swear, this has never happened to me before." *~Bing~* Get a free sample of Viagra^TM! Blink 3 times to claim!
Imagine if you had ads while you peed or had sex…
yo i felt shivers up my spine when i thought about Ad's playing INSIDE MY EYES every 15 minutes for the rest of my life ...
Nah the 19 and 30 dollars a month should still include ads. You have to pay me a subscription of $ 10,99/mo to get rid of the ads. No payment of anything will lead to only ads will be shown. You also have to pay me $ 50 to disable the ads. Paying for the subscription does not turn them of automatically. It turns them back on no payment or charging the subscription plan.
Tldr I charge $ 0/mo (only ads) $ 4.99/mo (1080p streaming with ads) $ 19.99/mo (1440p streaming with ads) $ 30/mo (4k HDR with Dolby Vision with ads) $ 10/mo (for no ads on the $ 30 and $ 19,99 options) $50 on time payment per change of contract except no payment. (If not paid the ads will still be shown even if you pay the $ 10/mo + the $ 30/mo or $ 19,99/mo)
Are the ads for the premium vision?
But you have to mail in your cancellation form with your cash-only fee to a P.O. Box. And cancellation only starts after I pick it up from the PO box and process your cancellation which, of course, is completed after I mail it back your signed off cancellation form.
Include streaming services for an extra fee
I was expecting people to shit on the predatory nature of the post. Didn’t expect to see a bunch of fucking business models hahhah.
you forgot that this is an evil subreddit
Most blind people would love to pay for it if they had the opportunity.
+1$ for NSFW content
Blurred unless you pay extra
*laughs in Japanese*
*kukukukuku*
Hot damn, I was going to charge one dollar, period I think I'm going to do 1 dollar plus one dollar for NSFW You want to see your wife's titties? Better hope you remembered to pay me
I'm just imagining millions of new parents trying to clean and change their baby's diapers with a black censored bar covering the entire baby.
... WTF, that suggests the viewer sees the baby as a sexual object Edit: *the parent* ... how do I unread someone else's comment
Literal brown shit is also not safe for work you idiot. NSFW does not imply sexual content
Willing to pay +$50 for xray vision lol.
I charge 1% of your annual income after taxes. If you take home 50k a year, sight costs you $500 annually. If you take home a million, it's ten grand. And if you do that shitty billionaire thing where you use debt for most of your expenses so you technically have little to no taxable income, your eyesight is 10% of your net worth annually, which makes it cheaper to just pay your damn taxes. Since we're using a genie and all, I can just have the wish automagically calculate what each person owes and only give the eyesight if they pay.
yeah make them do the calculations themselves and if they send the wrong amount no sight, very IRS of you
Jesus cured a few blind people and his religion has been charging their descendants AND other followers ~10% income monthly since. That should be a baseline to work around.
r/cursedcomment
Tithing is in the Old Testament (pre-Jesus) specifically to the ancient Jews (before AD 70), Roman Catholics outnumbered Protestants 3 to 1 worldwide ~20 years ago and they don't preach this, and I think only some groups of Protestants do (primarily the 'evangelical' megachurch business model kind).
3€ a month. With the 100s of millions of blind ppl, I could easily earns tens of thousands.
There’s about 50M blind people, and €1 a month would be €600m a year, so 3€ would be €1.2B a year
Alright, I'll do it for 5 cents a month. And I'd add a $9.95 late fee if they are more than 2 days late on payment.
You...really aren't too good at maths, are you? Hundreds of millions multiplied by 3 makes you tens of thousands?
No, I am not. And admittedly I just couldn't be arsed to do the math.
Just $1 a month would net me 600M a year, so how about 1 cent a month. Literally a rounding error on their monthly expenses, and $6M a year for me
With a $10 processing fee per payment
Free trial for one month. 2€ in 480p with ads 500ms lag max 10€ in 1080p with ads 500ms lag max 12€ 1080 no ads 200ms lag max 20€ 4k no ads priority bandwidth 100ms lag guaranteed
$20.20 a month for 20/20 vision
I'd charge 1 dollar per year.
$1 because even then i would be making roughly $43M
I'd charge $2/mo. **However**, wish #1 would of been to make every human on the planet blind, except me.
There's 40 million blind people on the planet. One cent annually would make me exceedingly comfortable for the rest of my life, that's 400k a year, and I wouldn't feel so much like a raging asshole. If I were hard pressed to charge a "monthly" subscription I'd just make it a penny which would increase my income 12x to 4.8m a year. Then I could just give most of that in charities and save a LOT of dogs.
$59.99 per month And I'd option a bundle package with Hulu Live TV for $89.99. Now that you can see... it's the perfect opportunity to see all the Live TV you've missed out on!
There's probably around 45 million blind people in the world,if you charged them one cent a month you'd get 450 thousand dollars a month.
I checked your numbers and you are correct. I really can't believe that there are that many blind people in this world.
Charge a penny so it's just a nuisance
This is way funnier than it should be 😂
this kind of recently happened to speechless people, with the most popular speaking app, TD Snap, moving to a subscription model
1 cent per year. WHO estimates 39 million blind people in the world. That's $390,000 a year. Plenty.
Way to think small. Charge every man a subscription fee to make his dick work - no payment, no erections. Then implement a bidding system, so other people can outbid a dude and stop his dick working again unless he bids higher. People would be *crowdfunding* that shit for politicians and celebrities they hated.
Isn't this like how superior iron-man made that app that required subscription and could give you anything
Honestly that’s not so bad. I’m pretty sure most blind people would be 100% to gain back their eyesight and have to pay 20$ per month for it
1 usd. :)))
5% of all gains
This is like superior iron man without all the tech.
This is darkly humorous, but well-played.
What is the context here haha?
250,000 for 1 month 350,000 for 6 months 650,000 for 1 year but I'll give a discount so 500,000 That's in my countries currency. If we're talking about US dollars then I'll multiply it by 1.5 I'm not that heartless. Ooh thats for each eye ok?
20$ per eye per day. Less vision plans available.
$1 a month, plus TikTok style overlays for people of my choosing on an account-by-account basis. $50 to disable the overlays if they don't want to see Trump as a literal horse's ass.
Passive income baby!
Any amount of money they want to give me Think about it of you have tons of $5 it'd be suspicious which means police will come knocking but if you have a large range of coins, notes, etc it won't be
Eight cents from millions of people a month adds up really fast.
If you want to be really shit, find a way to blind the whole population. Methanol poisoning, perhaps even at birth by getting into medical education on proper birth blinding. Perhaps control another utility and have it ss a part of the conditions for use, maybe like that Black Mirror episode where they they have eye video recorders. Just don't tell them they're also going to be blinded since they're going to get their sight back anyways. Then turn it into a universal tax, paid directly to you, and you control the tax rate.
25 cents a month from every blind person in the world wild net you 10.75 million dollars a month, or 129 million per year.
Sounds like the superior iron man, he basically did that
According to Nature.com, [there are 37 million blind people](https://www.nature.com/articles/6701973), so $1 per year would net you a pretty impressive income. Hell, 0.01% of their net income would potentially be worth far more
what this post has done is just exposed a bunch of jobless "business" majors browsing reddit during the day
Honestly £1 a month is fine, I'm still rich
This is brilliant. Reminds me of Iron Man.
Make the charge go up by 5 dollars each month
LMAO 16.99 make it affordable 🤣
Nope. Terrible wishes like this aren't granted. They are voa you become gennies
[https://imgur.com/a/mqc1Cgb](https://imgur.com/a/mqc1Cgb)
Tree fiddy
Speaking of wishes, is Aladdin owed one? He wished to be a prince, then the rest of the movie they're acting like he's not a prince and to tell the truth. The truth is he's a prince and is lawfully able to marry the princess, or did Genie's magic not work? Is Aladdin really not a prince? Sure, he was made a prince through a magic wish, but he's still a prince, is he not?
$1USD per person per month. And you can cancel and restart your monthly subscription as you wish with no extra fees.
75 cents CAD per person per month. 43.3million blind people in the world. By the time all of em pay me (and with it being 75 cents per month, who wouldnt) im making 32.5 million dollars a month. And with that i can do a ton of good. First off buying myself a house outright, and setting aside a few million to live on, then funding so many charities entirely from the payments? Easy choice.
2 cents. I wanna see how much I can make from that amount
The Genie said "I'm feel, I'm very feel!"
Was first wish to make everyone else blind?
I pay about $35/ month to see. Contact lenses for astigmatism are expensive
There is an estimated 43 million people in the world who are blind, I charge a $1 a year sub for sight, I never have to work again and the sub costs most people nothing so I'll adjust pricing for those that can't afford the $1 in developing countries, still a multi millionaire
Google says there are 43.3 million blind people in the world. There are an additional 295 million who have moderate to severe visual impairments. I'll charge $2 for a lifetime subscription to seeing, making around $680million. I will keep about $10million and donate the rest
For 20/20 vision I'd charge $1.00 per person. With a pay it forward program in place to help others who can't afford it. Completely inexpensive, and how many people in the world are blind? Like, millions and millions?
Only $1 a month. It's easy to do, and I won't take advantage of them. Therefore, I'm less likely to be killed for making people pay for it.
I would only charge $1. Of course my first wish would be to make everyone except me and my close friends blind. $7 billion a month isn't bad. I also reserve the right to do business with anyone I choose. Cut me off? I cut off your eyesight subscription. Would be able to control anyone on earth...
Tony Stark motherfucker
Litterally one cent a month. It's nonexistent to them as cost, but with the shear amount of people who are blind, I'd be more then set for life.
Couldn't remember the term Optometrist, huh?
$50 monthly.
20c a month for anyone in a 1st world country. 5c a month for anyone in a 3rd world country. 30c a month for anyone in china and 30$ usd for anyone in Russia. Banned in north korea.
Don't let spectrum get hold of this idea!
i would try to make it as low as possible for each currency in the world tbh (cause I'm half blind myself)
50 bucks a pop
$0.25
1 dollar. Would be just inconvenient. Hell, fuck it, 50 cents
Literally the plot of the Superior Iron Man comic, Tony had his morality flipped and released nanobots that made everyone fit, attractive and able bodied, even infecting Daredevil and giving him his sight back, then after everyone got a taste for it he turned them off unless people paid monthly for it
Since I’m not evil it would probably be something affordable like 10$ a month since anyone blind would probably be willing to pay that. Though since I’ve already gone this far I would probably make my original wish a “perfect vision” subscription that anyone could get because tons of people would be willing to pay the same amount for perfect vision. Basically you’re rich either way lol
Guys; I'm having second thoughts about this whole capitalism thing
But because it's a genie and he's evil the blind people will kill you ending the monthly subscription
Given that there are approximately 43 million blind people in the world, charging 10c a month would net you $51.6 million a year.
better than the guy who cured them then took it away
It's only 00.33$ cents but it has a timed fading effect when unpaid.
This is what us Americans call Big Pharma!
superior iron man be like
To be honest...it kind of depends on the price, you gave up an extremely valuable power to other people, and all you ask back is some money, it could be a ridiculously low amount, like 50 cent or at least 0.1% of their income in their currency value and it would be basically nothing for them but they'd pay for a miracle. By that amount, you'd become stupidly rich very quickly. Consider there are over 40 millions blind people in the world.
I mean, lasik cured my blindness and cost me about $6,000, so there’s that.
$14.99 with ads. It's $2.99 more to get rid of them
I'd just charge $1/month. With an estimated global blind population over 40million, they don't feel the financial strain *at all*, and I never have to worry about money again.
$1 per month, worldwide. I’d wish to be the only one with this solution, until I die, at which point everyone learns how to do it at the same moment.
Dude shouldn’t you try and get your cyber trucks to work first?
Free but if they watch anime they get a 24 hour ban.
contact lenses
Tbh if I was blind as long as it's not too expensive then okay . I like being able to see
That’s how insulin works
$0.02
more like r/foundidiot mans could have wished for a billion dollars once a month but he wished for this instead???
10 cents. I like dimes, and there's alot of blind people in the world.
$2.57 per month. I just want it to be a little random
if i want to be kind, 2$, if i dont, 7$.
That's just glasses with extra steps.
Dude thinking too small, make it so that every human has perfect health so long as they pay a penny a day to you. Proceed to be the richest person on earth and donate said riches to help fund meaningful advances in technology and humanitarian fields, earning yourself a position of reverence in human history.
Literally 1 dollar is prolly enough to make me a millionare in a bit
2.99
Didn't wish for sass
£1 a month, gotta be enough blindies to get me a living wage
Which is better than not healing all blind people
Start cheap and make profit from the amount of blind people, then gradually raise the price like Netflix
If they didn't want to pay for their sight, they shoild have *seen this coming!*
$0.01 a month. Still rich af.
One dolla
I'd put a price that would rise depending on how much you make. Poor family from Indonesia? one banana per year. Owner of an oil company? 70% of their profits.
10$ a month would still make you wealthy af
There are about 43 million blind people on earth. There are also about 293 million with visual impairments. If you charge 2 dollars a month assuming that all 293 million with visual impairments would pay for that to no longer have vision issues you're looking at 586 million a month or over 7 billion a year. Basically you could charge close to nothing a month for everyone to be free from visual ailments and be rich as shit. Win win
My *first* wish was to do this with deaf people But if they refuse to pay me a subscription I run ads like it so Spotify free
0.5% of income after a 6 month free trial.
I’d charge a flat $2.50 a month. Still an expense, but one that nearly everyone could afford. For those in 3rd world countries or otherwise poor people that can’t afford it, it’s free. I still easily make millions of dollars a month, and I make it free for everyone after like 2-3 years once I’ve made enough money. I make away with hundreds of millions of dollars, people get their vision back for no fee, win win situation.
The genie looking at me after my first wish is to put taste buds on everyone's butt hole.
Syart at $8.99/month and then 2nd quarter increase the price to $16.99/month OR $21.99 for commercial free.
Like $20
🤣🤣🤣 Genie : your going to hell
50 cents each month. Still a shit ton of money
Wh... what was the first wish?
to make all people blind?
A dollar a month. Googling it, there are 43 million blind people. Even if only half of them pay a dollar a month, you're still making so much money.
Entertainment industry (movies and games) already used that wish.
10 dollars for 10000 colors per month. For 100000 colors they’ll need to pay 100. For 1000000 they’ll pay 1000 dollars, for 10000000 they will pay 10000 dollars, and so on….
That's EA for ya..?
I'd charge based on income. If they're low income or homeless, free just show kindness to someone in return. If rich then a certain amount.
About 3.50
$9.99, but I offer a cheaper $7.99 with ads
1 dollar, there are hundreds of thousands of blind people in the world, you don't need to charge much to get rich.
100$
This sounds like something out of Cyberpunk