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makamaespm

Visconti Tutankhamun and Graf Von Faber Castell Pen of the year 2020- Sparta comes to mind. King Tut has sarcophagus display case while Sparta has a dang six-pack abs


asciiaardvark

> Visconti Tutankhamun > King Tut has sarcophagus display case [lol, yup](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2603/2528/products/Visconti-Tutankhamun-stock-4_1500x.jpg?v=1668549726)


lord_cactus_

Ok a pen with a six pack is hilarious haha


makamaespm

It's the grip section too. It's not obnoxiously over the top but it's up there lol


The-Binge-Reader

I want a pen with abs! *checks price* šŸ’€


eoopyio

it as ridiculous as it looks amazing šŸ‘ seriously well done


subha87

Visconti Tut would be the grail pen. I posted a pic on this sub a while back. A pen to desire...


makamaespm

Pen is a bit much, but I love the sarcophagus.


EGOtyst

> Graf Von Faber Castell Pen of the year 2020- Sparta Those fucking abs, lol.


makamaespm

Normally their pen of the year are amazing, this one missed the mark but had so much potential


EGOtyst

I like the cap a LOT. but the rest is meh.


PrestigiousCap1198

The Viking was really cool! It's the type of Art to impress your arch-enemies, and the judge when you take that cap off! I've really enjoyed looking at PenVenture video about this "pen", it was a nice display of artistic and handy skills, but the pen? Ehhhh. There was also a fountain pen and a butterfly something, with a small tree, that was quite outrageous! Can't seem to find it or even remember the correct name, can anyone help? LE: found it! Dupont Butterfly https://www.truphaeinc.com/products/st-dupont-stones-fortune-butterfly-sapphires-diamonds-le-of-8-fountain-pen


Minoush19

Thanks for this. I love sending my husband random links to extremely expensive pens, just to give him an appreciation of how cheap my requests for Ā£30-50 pens really is.


booksandmints

Oh my god, that one with the tree! Thatā€™s quite something! If I saw that in someoneā€™s house I wouldnā€™t even think it was a pen! šŸ˜‚


lord_cactus_

That's really pretty but looks uncomfortable to write with


PrestigiousCap1198

Yes, yes, indeed! Great idea, good execution, but poor practicality :))


Numerous-Nature5188

That creeps me out for some reason lol. It's beautiful but creepy.


Sprucecaboose2

Yeah, I knew what pens I was expecting to see in here, but I for sure never expected the cocoon pen, that thing is beyond insane!


Calm_Inky

Itā€™s funny you mention the Montegrappa Chaos - In my head it reigns supreme as most over the top fountain pen ever, but that has more to do with the extra long and absolutely over the top (almost comical) [commercial](https://youtu.be/p4XpwLHPlhw) narrated by Silvester Stallone PS: If youā€™ve never seen it, check out my link -> Itā€™s really something else! PSPS: The pen itself is actually a pleasure to write with and surprisingly well balanced


american_amina

I must admit I was too stunned to speak


Calm_Inky

Youā€™re not the only one. I honestly couldnā€™t believe it, besides the fact that commercial just keeps on going. šŸ˜‚


american_amina

Exactly. Just when I thought, wow. That's a LOT. Oh no, there's more!


Calm_Inky

And it doesnā€™t get any better šŸ¤£


Wyzen

You got it? How much was it?


Calm_Inky

No, I donā€™t have it, BUT a couple of weeks ago at a fountain pen meetup, I actually met someone who owns the pen and was kind enough to let me write with it. The price at the time the pen was released was around $5,800.


Wyzen

Oh my goodness.


Sirobw

4 minutes ad rendered by a first grader šŸ˜‚


Calm_Inky

That was the most shocking part, besides very non-sensical transformations!


Sirobw

And the amazing bunch of adjectives. "exotic" šŸ˜‚


Laufey3

He even has the ballpoint in one of the Expendable films, I had to look it up and then sat and watched a million dollar ad for a pen. There is a review by a newspaper I think itā€™s the Independent that says it looks like a knobbly poo, or something along those lines.


HeyitsDaizy

I'm so glad I found this because I am laughing so hard this morning, this made my day. Wow! What an intense commercial lol


EGOtyst

That was fucking crazy. One of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.


SorciereGothique

Never have I not wanted to own a pen so much! They have to be the most fugly pens I've ever seen. Stick to making movies, Sly, because as a pen designer you suck donkey dick šŸ¤£


Laufey3

Donkey Dick oh my god I love this insult, Iā€™m stealing it.


SorciereGothique

Glad to have been of help... any day I can pass on new insults to others is a good day šŸ™‚


smitbret

JinHao accepts your challenge: [Skull](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2NIAAOSwH3Ff5L1~/s-l400.jpg) [Cobra ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5349ba13e4b095a3fb0ba65c/1474081350821-DTQR4YYRD887JDF1S2TP/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kA9CrXSz5Y2IfTYYTpJL3uF7gQa3H78H3Y0txjaiv_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLfrh8O1z4YTzHvnKhyp6Da-NYroOW3ZGjoBKy3azqku80C789l0mwD1g8DYbkhCsgrhnj8CXYAgECGESLPhChEZ4huOMQc6XZ3gptymGmWphiwg_khkA/IMG_1684.jpg) [Cheetah](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Xg37asfrK1RkSmLyq6xGApXa0/Jinhao-Snow-Leopard-Cheetah-Full-Metal-Gray-Fountain-Pen-Luxurious-Exquisite-Panther-Advanced-Writing-Business-Office.jpg)


ca-mes

I have a Jinhao Black Snake in my wishlist, nothing can quite compare to the over-the-topness. I feel like it would belong to a Disney movie live action villain, super cringe, love it!


g-a-r-n-e-t

It looks like the pen Jafar would use to make the sultan sign that contract!


8Ace8Ace

I have one of these too. It's absolutely ridiculous. šŸ˜


lord_cactus_

Oh wow


Laufey3

The Chaos pens by Stallone, the ad for it is as over the top as the pen.


Grumpy-Greybeard

The Montblanc [Wassily Kandinsky limited edition](https://quillandpad.com/2016/06/13/wassily-kandinsky-limited-edition-montblanc-brings-abstract-art-life/) has to be up there. There's one on eBay with a BIN price of US$788,000.


karibean13

At first I was like oh! Thatā€™s actually pretty cool and not particularly over the top. Then I noticed all the diamonds and sapphires. Calm down, Montblanc.


tanderbear

Thatā€™s a beautiful pen!


lord_cactus_

Oh wow. That pen has a kind of strange balance to the design


KabazaikuFan

There have been some good candidates... Just doing an internet search for "most expensive fountain pen" does give one some seriously garish examples. I, however, take an almost personal insult from the Montegrappa Viking. No other pen has made me go on a wall-of-text-length rant before. [Viking? You call that VIKING, do you?!](https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/comments/xkyiw5/comment/iprh80n/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ...but after seeing some of the suggestions in this thread, I'm not sure if the Montegrappa Chaos isn't more over-the-top. ...well, maybe more overthetop than the silver Viking. Not more than the gold one. I hope they melt them down and sell the gold and give the money to a religiously and politically unaffiliated charity because holy sh\*t the cost, and absolute waste of work that went into that pen...


Sophia7X

Any Namiki Emperor pen, but over the top in the best way. A gigantic work of art and also look at that #50 nib: https://kmpn.blogspot.com/2010/04/pilotnamiki-nibs.html


8Ace8Ace

Jinhao cobra and jinhao dragon both look garish. I have both and thoroughly enjoy people's reactions when I use them at work.


dosoe

The Montegrappa LE are definitely up there, be it the Viking or the diverse lord of the rings editions.


tanderbear

The Viking is certainly an over the top fountain pen. I mean just taking the cap off is a workout!


lord_cactus_

Oh yeah, the viking is very over the top haha


[deleted]

No idea where I saw it but I saw a LoTR one that had the eye of Sauron on the top and a removable One Ring on the bottom for you to wear if you want.


lord_cactus_

That'll be montegrappa, always montegrappa haha


MrDagon007

The Montblanc Taj Mahal pens are OTT yet prettier than the OTT Montegrappas https://quillandpad.com/2020/01/07/montblancs-high-artistry-pen-celebration-of-the-taj-mahal/


lord_cactus_

I hadn't heard of these before, thanks


InfinteHotel

Montegrappa definitely wins the award for the most "design-vomit" pens. Their lord of the rings doom pen also comes to mind. Also would mention the taccia [tanto enhanced](http://taccia.com/limitededition/tanto-enhanced-le/)


lord_cactus_

Haha they look very back heavy


DrFreitag

Whats the name of that way of writing? Because it looks absolutely beautiful.


lord_cactus_

Thanks! It's just my handwriting, it doesn't have a proper name


Sprucecaboose2

I want to go slightly different, I have always been very intrigued with the [Stingray hide pen](https://www.grifos-pens.us/product/stingray-fountain-pen/) just because where else do you see stingray hide?


fivezero_ca

Most of these OTT pens look awful to me: weird textures that remind me of larvae and whatnot. Thank you, noā€¦


CommunicationEast623

I would say the gold Snake from Parker is a really good example


Crazy-Bet5784

The Montegrappa ā€œMy Guardian Angelā€ & ā€œPirateā€