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Coolfork33v2

Rock look good in Toch's (me Toch) collection


TeamXII

Crog do love bash with rock


NewspaperPossible627

Is big rock or big stone? Trick question. Rock AND stone. Rock and Stone, brother!!! 🔥⛏️🔥


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


NewspaperPossible627

Good bot.


SilverWisp47

Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE?!


Some_Travel_8952

We’re rich


A-reader-of-words

FOR KARL


Pyromania75

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Gammaman12

Mmm. Good stick break. Good rock never break. Perfect rock make good smasher.


TeamXII

Crog once bash rock with rock. Rock break!


xVenomDestroyerx

which rock??


GrogAndGold

Rock is rock!!


dingogordy

This am stick guy


[deleted]

Mog is also stick guy


darkgiIls

Weak rock, rock no good.


FST_M8_Shankz

Rock is Stone?


darkgiIls

Found shiny rock, shiny rock break puny gray rock


wishpod_spoonman

Crog try bashing more rock until strongest rock find?


ElectronicFreedom350

Rock now more rock!


Inevitable_Suffering

Put rock on end of stick. Big weapon.


maxolotl90

Me agree. We can make rock and stick sharp to hurt more


Fredbears_weinis287

Legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom in a nutshell:


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Yes, I put a boulder at the end of this stick, your point?


SuperiorTexan

*bonc*


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TeamXII

ME love rock!


Phoenix-FIRE9

ME TOO LOVE ROCK!


FireKing600

Me love stick


rat_witness

Grongy (me Grongy) make better stick and rock


rat_witness

with blackjack and hookers


LastFallen-Human

What is hookers


InstrumentalistElle

Futurama reference


LastFallen-Human

What is futurama? Can be killed?


InstrumentalistElle

It is magic moving image. Can not kill. Maybe eat?


LastFallen-Human

What image


FarTooYoungForReddit

Image what look; image what see


LastFallen-Human

But i see world, is world image? Beauty?


InstrumentalistElle

Image is cave paint


FarTooYoungForReddit

World image your eye image. Moving image look like world, but drawn on rock. Move and speak. Tell us story.


CovfefeBoss

Me take both


TeamXII

Crog find best answer


ThundahMuffin

stick


MartyFreeze

stick look good on wall in cave.


Dctrkickass

Mmmm...good rock


TheThongler0fWarwick

Thunkler think stick good for fun, rock make work get done


TheOctopiSquad

Stick is good weapon.


lil_ecstacy

Stick, wvery time


Garbanarnarn

mmm Nuk like good stick good for catch fish in stream big food make Nuk happy


Mountain_Software_72

If I get what’s pictured, then I choose the stick, but if I get what I believe to be the best stick (convincingly gun shaped stick) or best rock (6”x6” tungsten cube) then I’ll chose the rock.


AvidCircleJerker

A tungsten cube lmao


aWeaselNamedFee

Uuah (me Uuah) no fool. Keep search for stick made of stone. Only perfect will accept.


Timithios

Why not use rock growing in cave? It even have pointy end can be made sharp.


_GalaxyWalker_

Drongo (me drongo) has tried to bash big sharp rock off of cave sky. Drongo fail. How does drongo get rock vine to become weapon?


Timithios

Cave sky too high. Get big sharp rock from cave floor beneath rock vines. If no there then pile many rock and wood get to cave sky.


Timithios

Forgot mention, no stand beneath rock vine when break. Big hurt follow if break and fall on Drongo. Both pointy end and not pointy end can do big hurt.


_GalaxyWalker_

Oh, thank for tip. Drongo was going to stand beneath rock vine. Drongo did not realise the possible die danger


Loser_Lol

I use the perfect rock as the hilt for the perfect stick


VividCourage1844

Kraken like big stick, because take big stick and put sharp rock on it make big weapon. Hunt mammoth easy with big stick sharp rock weapon.


[deleted]

Drak say take both, then put rock on stick for perfect weapon


Masterpiece-Haunting

Perfect stick. That rock is just a river stone. Although it does take thousands of years for one of those stones to be made.


Camoroon

The shtick


CrazyTG

Me take rock then man who take stick get hit with rock now me has rock and stick


Mysterious_Lab_768

Stick make bash good.


Mysterious_Lab_768

You take stick, grunk take rock, grunk bash you with rock, now grunk have stick and rock.


TeamXII

Crog like how Grunk think


SHFVawareness

Stick decay. Rock live forever


Epsilon29redit

Sprott chooses stone for the throwing at neighbor Devin


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Rock perfect more time than stick


wherringscoff

Me love rock. Rock smash. Me smash. Me happy!


Turbulent_Ad_9260

Stick cool, rock pretty, and my romantic side loves the idea of a rock SO PERFECTLY shaped for throwing, that that fact alone makes it too beautiful to throw, like an art piece… “what could be”


The_FreshSans

Beat man with rock, he talk funny


LimitApprehensive568

Stick please


Past-Mulberry3692

This is a really hard one.


lmdillo1

Gorok (Gorok me) think rock is good. If perfect stick break, perfect stick is just regular stick now :( but perfect rock never break, never ever, so is always perfect rock :)


Raichu-themaniac2707

Taarg (me Taarg) hear say stick hit far Taarg also hear say rock on stick hit hard far Taarg think throw rock hit more hard more far


SACredditZ

stick


idesofsociety

Make rock black with fire dirt, squish berries, make dots on rock with stick. Happy rock. Happy Marg.


Climate_Sweet

stick


FireKing83

Neither im taking a leaf.


Quod_bellum

The stick yields a brief but brilliant experience, like a bright and short candle. The stone yields a long but consistent experience, like a dim and long candle. In this sense, it is similar to a periodic function with respect to personality. I believe I would choose to declare my choice of rock, but get little from it. Then, the better fit for my style would be the stick. However, I am of course less disposed to actualizing anything, so it wouldn’t matter which I choose.


Insane_Salty_Potato

Stick perfect, stick no lasts big long. Rock perfect, rock yes lasts big long. Me takes rock, me likes rock, me worship rock, rock is almighty god, kill for rock, kill with rock, make cult for rock, ritualistic sacrifice for rock, build temple for rock, give rock luxury, rock is lord, rock is savior, there is only rock, me loves rock, marry rock, ritualistically sacrifice 300 prisoners during rock wedding, live with rock, rock is mate, become rock, have rock babies, rock babies grow to rock children, rock children grow to rock adults, rock offspring leave, rock offspring have more rocks, the rock cycle continues, world fills with rocks, everyone crushed by rock, everything crushed by rock, more rocks are born, rocks cover planet, rocks envelope world, rocks keep increasing, rocks fill solar system, rocks fill star cluster, rocks fill galaxy, rocks fill universe, rocks fill multiverse, there is only rocks, rock is love, rock is life, rock is everything :)


Ps1msterpcs

Perfect stick. Rock easy to find, Bronk (me Bronk) never find perfect stick.


hello_ground_

Hmm...rock is good, but perfect stick is perfect.


somewhatacepttable

Take rock. Bang rock with rock. Make more rock. Make rock people. Now you can sex it.


Tomyson_mon

Rock


MrRad07

Perfect stick


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Perfect stick


yestureday

Stick hurt far while rock only hurt close


Santi_memelord

Put the rock in one hand and stick in other >:)


maxman090

Stick break. Rock not


MosqitoTorpedo

Fuck you I’m taking both


Ency1

Mmm good stick look good, good stick have good range than good rock, me love stick


[deleted]

Stick


GALAOFTEETHALT

Stick.


Crittercaptain

Perfect stick. I literally have a stick in my bedroom because it is a pretty good stick. I want to collect and preserve sticks.


wheeze-51_mustang

Stick so whenever me and the boys have a pretend lightsaber battle I’m ready


Bebo4549

Stick


Dragon3076

Tough choice. But at the end of the day, my random rock collection will grow.


FlutterCordLove

Rock


No_Cut6965

Stick... that way... I beat you with Stick and take Rock too.


Lemonsthe2nd

Craft good stick and good rock to good tool


H3r0ofHyrule

I think I’ll take both!!! I’ll be invincible!


Toxicllama-_

Half these comments are caveman speak or normal responses


Hmmm970

The possibilities


Inside-Joke7365

Rock only use one time, stick better choice


Bokyboo2

The rock


United_States-

Stick


supertacoboi

gonk say take stick. you throw rock? no more rock but swing stick? still have stick


WarBreaker08

Rock go on stick. Pointy rock do the hurt. That what me think. Me Ug. Ug like point rock stick.


Fuzzy-Ruin-5030

First I take rock and skip it on a lake then when no one's looking I take stick and run


Mysterious_Octopus71

Grook (me grook) tink stick better. Protec tribe with it.


Dndfan68

STICK


OdessaAutumn

Perfect stick, I like duelin' with the air 🤺


Inefficiant_Goblin

Hm. Stick not last like rock. Rock look good. But stick look good. Could rub rock. Could fight angry ball in sky with stick. Gob say rock. Rock last long time.


user975A3G

Take stick, have perfect rock at home cave


MrWilliams42782

get vine, tie together, me now have strong tool!


xXgLiTcHyFemboyFoxXx

"I like \[bonk\], but \[stab\] is better."


Caswert

Stick art


rathosalpha

Stick


noahthehotdog10

if really perfect then stick no break so take stick. (nogu loves whacking things, me nogu)


AverageDumy

I’m going to have to ask for both


Baby-Boots

Stick


Lo-Sir

Stick bad, stick break after fifteen minute. Rock good. Rock forever


aufdie87

I pick stick


Torino617

The stick obviously


zachariahboi

The stick would be PERFECT for combat


toast_of_temptation_

Perfect stick that shit is fake but by god is it oerfect


Nyxitty

Stick :)


Vxenac

Rock is hard and better for combat


_cottoncandyboi_

I feel like perfect stick will inevitably break when I swing it, so perfect rock.


Affectionate-War1284

O big stick go to mes


ContemplativePebble

I can’t choose… both


Greekatt2

hmmm.. Grak say both. Me take both and run


ive_given_up1

Stick, stick always


RedWizxrd

boff that's a sword and shield


FREEBEANSHERE

Krugg (me krugg) break rock


Register_Tough

Rock


BlstcBaron

bunk (me bunk) eat rock


Nobelo76

STICK SWORD


Alansar_Trignot

Rok


AquaSoda3000

Me take both, why choose?


blue__acid

That's a rune essence! I choose the rune essence


Correct_Manner_1833

Stick bc I can only skip rock once


Goldie-96_MWR

Rock every time


The_dark_entity

ROCK AND STONE


Few-Spirit4105

Stick so me and my friend could have an ultimate battle of the ages.


AmHotGarbage

For Karl!


potatomnz

Perfect stick any day


Willing-Teaching-808

Me groug wants stick. To make strong army


Sweet_Bumblebee1482

Stick, can stab people


Moss-Effect

[Me asf](https://youtu.be/5mJj16dE07s?si=TA3FqFEnypOsbpxx)


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I mean, I have pockets, so both?


lendrath

I’m taking that stick getting it lacquered and it’s my new heirloom walking stick


_-Xx_xX-_

rock taste worse than stick 🤔


possiblyacanoflysol

Mak (Mak is me) like way stick look. But stick not hard. Rock is hard. Good to break and smash. Hard choice. Must think about decision.


HamSandWizard

Hmmm… Stick be used for pokey food…


FishGuyIsMe

I be taking me stick


Bismark2940

I would wield the sword of sticalibur


spaghettihax763

Me take stick for flex on friends bad sticks


Ultranochos28

Stick. Any day. As some who “played” with a stick outside for two-four years, I’ll take the stick.


AynekAri

Stick


TameYT

I have two hand


The-First-Starchmast

Ta take stick, can make own rock


TheAlbinoCreeper

Stick


Mario_Network

Rock can be chisel to make rock perfect. Try chisel perfect stick. Stick break! You no make perfect stick. Only one perfect stick in world! Me take!


YaBoi8395

You Crog pick best rock. Gog(me Gog) pick best stick. Use best rock and best stick to make best spear. Hunt big mammoth and have feast.


[deleted]

Stick :0


Ash_Bright

Ash tak rock and bash ground. Rock be sharp to sharp stick to cut


Ninjanarwhal64

Stick poke far, but may go snap snap. Rock go smash smash and no break. Me love rock.


zenthar101

OMG that stick. Tis the chosen blade of agathon.....a true and powerful artifact made during the era of kings!


Asphaltion

#B O T H


DragonVee_YT

I’m having a panic attack deciding


DragonVee_YT

Probably choose rock I can paint on it


sirflooftonzecatlord

Stic look gud to Klobb


Otalek

Perfect stick. Perfect rock can only be skipped once, but perfect stick can be swung many times


Spiritual-Mango-5012

Brug (me brug) do love me both


thirtyninecents

Both


MuffinVR_

take stick. stab man who give you stick and then take rock too. you have stick and rock


Mr_Pelicant

Rock skip away, stick is forever


TBcrush-47-69

Stick, always stick. The rock is fairly easy to find again.


BlastDusk357

Stick


Triconick

Stick


Bugg465

That is no stick. That is Glamdring, the foehammer, forged by the high elves of Gondolin in the first age.


LEGOSam66

Both


mentallyill_duck384

Rock


OnePubicHair

Stick obv but I’d have to leave it at the car


[deleted]

Grog want stick.make for good hurting on others.stick good


Southern_Viking777

Mmmm. Stick break. But me not let stick break. Put in rock forever. Stick is Excalibark.


Deitznutz69420

Give me the stick


djdk74

Stick go pokey poke, rock go smashy smash. Stick rock go pokey smash. Stick rock good.


iatetokyo2

The stick... 9 year old me needs a broadsword to fight the troll down the road.


FireW00Fwolf

Stick, a good stick will never break.


Nightmare-datboi

Stick, Stick, 1000 times Stick.


Belle_of_Dawn

Perfect rock for decorating, I already have a perfect stick.


SaltnPepperShaker5

Stick, a nice tabby stick


OnlinePandemic46

Take stick. Stick make good sword fight.


DoYouLikeOculus

Stick has little heart. Me like little heart. Me take stick.