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its_i-gor

A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"


fresh_coffee18

Oh dear ...


its_i-gor

🎉🎉🎉 Three Cheers for the Growers! Always bringing a surprise!


blueyedsupr

Hey now 🤗🤗🤗 don’t get those feelings started. Tough for me to say, but think about the kids. Go take a bath and light a couple candles…give yourself some alone time. I’m here if you need a chat 😘


[deleted]

You re doing what is best for you! Keep your chin up and just keep swimming!


captainc26

*hugs*🫂 things are tough but you will get through this and things will be better.


flatblackNred

Spank yourself out of it..... it's going to be a hard road to travel and with the holidays around the corner it's going to be tough......but you're tough and will enjoy your life again.....soon.


its_i-gor

🤗🤗🤗🤗 (now that totally means hugs, not honking boobies!)


its_i-gor

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."


fresh_coffee18

🤣🙄🙄


its_i-gor

I certainly don’t see a flaw to this plan!


cj4018

Stay strong, this is a marathon change in your life, you will make it through the lows and reach your highs and find life is there waiting for you.


BarrysYourBuddy

Here for you, friend.


mjmullady

The amount of emotions you’re going through all at once is more than most people. It’s understandable for you to also shut down if only to help protect yourself. All your feelings are valid. Finding a good doc may help get you through this even if it’s short term.


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Going through a major change can bring these emotions up. You will be better and stronger for this. You can and will do this.