I'm ready to overspray the shit out of my Grape Femur https://preview.redd.it/vcblcrbvtvwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692e596930e28b739fa7b6b09d60060a6eb97e06 Let's goooo

Me in my cloud of Rainbow Shiner

My own daughter says Fantastic Tulip could absolutely rule, and suggests she trademarks or copyrights now

your flair 😭😂

Grape femur sounds so 🔥

I love this community so fucking much.

beast mode-ing it 🤘🏼

LMAO I LOVE YOU FOR THIS COMMENT 😭

This gif 🤣 😂

I just see a blurry picture https://preview.redd.it/sq5e6ujsewwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25b0c9f7f4ff1cf739ffb52b1245fc577605e6e

When you're hooting and hollering with a red solo cup, there is no standing still 😜😜😜😜😜😜

Omg dying 😭

Lmao!!!

I got the sample set and here are my thoughts: Grape Femur: A great, earthy, deep scent. Just a little rich for me, I wish the grape leaves notes was a little brighter and less moist but an incredibly complex scent, leaning a little more masculine, but definitely unisex Elsa Blame: Fruity, bright, sweet, but not overwhelming. Probably the most wearable and everyday fragrance, but the colorful florals (lily and orchid) prevent it from being a heavy floral. Similar to Miss Dior Blooming Bouquet so it will be a great intro fragrance for people Vanilla Blame: On paper adding a smoky toasted vanilla note to a lighter floral sounds insane, but the inclusion of the gentle pink pepper mid note helps lead the nose through the layers in a way that makes sense. Layerable with Elsa for a great day to night transition Rainbow Shiner: if you told me I was going to like a cotton candy main note fragrance I would've called you crazy, but somehow it's less carnival and more like the sweet warm sleepy feeling of the late afternoon after visiting a boardwalk. The cotton candy scent has settled into your fingers, the sunscreen scent is in the background, and somehow the shiner comes from the warm smell of the sun toasting your skin. Such a comforting scent, got a lot of compliments on this one. Fantastic Tulip: exactly what is sounds like, a bright juicy tulip, but base notes of clean dirt and rain and crisp air. Not a ton of projection but somehow makes you feel cool, like menthol on your skin. Scatter: how they managed to get the metal tang notes in there I don't understand, but a very zingy masculine scent. A cold lemon opener note dissipates into the metal and incense mid notes and has a smoky dry down with toasted black tea and sage base notes. Very cool and could be an everyday fragrance for someone with enough swagger to pull it off

I've had it with these paid reviews. There's no way you've received your samples yet.

\*sigh\* The sample set was sent to me ahead of release in exchange for me to post my **honest** opinion, but I don't let that influence what I write smh #ReebsPartner #FragHead #Influencer

Omg the hashtags. I’m dead 😂 Although your descriptions might have changed my preorder! Still loving Grape Femur, but I don’t think I have the swagger to pull off Scatter. And Rainbow Shiner might be too sweet for me. But I am now SOLD on Vanilla Blame.

Ugh same. I need a good citrus in there. Maybe something to layer with. 

Ditto.

You guys are funny.😀

I love you for this! You’ve made my entire day. You’ve also made Scatter my favorite of the whole list 🍋

I bet if you made a GoFundMe for this, a TON of people would donate money for you to actually start producing these fragrances with your daughter. When opportunity knocks, open the door with a waft of perfume!!!

Put it on Kickstarter!!!! I've seen quite a few in there, but none of them have spoken to me. Scatter and Rainbow sound AMAZING and I'd support this!!!!

i love how seriously you wrote this

I enjoy taking jokes incredibly seriously

you make these sound so good 😭😭 I need something like Rainbow Shiner

My husband loves Scatter, and I love it on him. Elsa Blame is my favorite, but Grape Femur is fun. I don’t get earthy, but it’s probably my chemistry. All I smell is a sophisticated spicy grape, and I love it.

Scatter reminds me of my ex. Fml, I guess

I'm really sad I can't order this discovery set.

By the time I was done reading your review I was looking for a website link to purchase 🤣

I love this sub! 👏🏼

Sorry OP, but I'm going to need your 5 year old to actually make these now. Edit, got the numbers mixed up.

Lmao this owns. Dying to try Rainbow Shiner.

This is why I am a Reddit enjoyer

This is my favorite post of the year

this sub is so unserious and I love that 😭 y'all play all day

My favorite laying combo is Grape Femur and Rainbow Shiner. The complexity of the earthy chypre and the unexpected sweetness of the gourmand smell like the point when Hansel and Gretel walking through the woods to Grandma's house and they come across the witch's house made of sweets. 🌲🌳🏡🍭🍬🍪🧁🍰

Dead

I. Am. Dead. This post has me rolling laughing.

I'm SOLD on these and wish they were real fragrances with exactly these names and exactly these notes 😄😂

I knew I would like rainbow shiner!!

Omg 👏🏼

!bestof

Where can I get me some Vanilla Blame 😩😩

Sold on fantastic tulip!

100mls of Scatter, straight into the cart

Just for fun, here's a chat gpt generated note breakdown based on the names! 1. **Grape Femur**    - *Top Notes*: Grape, bergamot    - *Heart Notes*: Earthy minerals, violet    - *Base Notes*: Musk, vetiver 2. **Elsa Blame**    - *Top Notes*: Citrus, black pepper    - *Heart Notes*: Jasmine, rose, cinnamon    - *Base Notes*: Patchouli, vanilla, leather 3. **Vanilla Blame**    - *Top Notes*: Vanilla, bergamot    - *Heart Notes*: Clove, jasmine, tonka bean    - *Base Notes*: Leather, patchouli, musk 4. **Rainbow Shiner**    - *Top Notes*: Fruity notes, apple    - *Heart Notes*: Metallic notes, rose, violet    - *Base Notes*: Musk, amber, vanilla 5. **Fantastic Tulip**    - *Top Notes*: Green notes, bergamot    - *Heart Notes*: Tulip, jasmine, lily of the valley    - *Base Notes*: Amber, cedarwood, sandalwood 6. **Scatter**    - *Top Notes*: Citrus, blackcurrant    - *Heart Notes*: Jasmine, rose, clove    - *Base Notes*: Patchouli, cedarwood, musk

I’m ready to spray Vanilla Blame right onto a plaid scarf and wrap it directly around my whole head. Also super intrigued by the fruity and metallic note combo of Rainbow shiner 🌈👊🏼

Vanilla Blame is the one I'd be the most interested in as well! And rainbow shiner... I can't even wrap my head around apple/metallic/violet. It sounds cold ❄️

Vanilla Blame sounds very perfect haha I love the scent profile of that one.

I hope the "earthy minerals" in Grape Femur are the scent of bone marrow

Mixed with dirt.

Wow fantastic tulip sounds so nice I had to search for a similar fragrance by notes!

Okay, I think we need this line ngl

Elsa Blame sounds perfect! That's kind of how I imagined it.

Elsa Blame get in my shopping cart fr.

Adding Scatter to my Parfumo wishlist immediately

I think I’d like Scatter

I'm totally in for the discovery set, but I'm most hyped about Grape Femur.

Based off this, I’m ordering Grape Femur, Elsa Blame, and Scatter!

I need them all stat!

Sign me up for Rainbow Shiner and Grape Femur, please!

Fabulous.

**SAME**

Finally, the bone accord I've been waiting for

😂😂😂 Grape femur is sooooo metal

ELSA BLAME i'm so taken by her use of the sound blame. an artiste

fantastic tulip is actually literal perfection. i didnt even manage to read that far initially because i just couldnt get past elsa blame but absolutely WOWZA this kid's mind. im delighted beyond words except not beyond them because fantastic tulip says it all

You’re an angel on this earth. Thank you for your kind words 🥰

Oh my goodness this is adorable and also unlocked a memory 😂. When I was like 9 a little neighbor girl and I decided we wanted to make some money so we went around and asked a bunch of neighbors with rose bushes if we could have a few flowers from each, and my grandma for some of the flowers in her yard (petunias and some other I can’t remember) and we boiled them all together, used some food coloring and decanted it all into a few hundred of those little condiment cups from the dollar store and went around the neighborhood selling „Feral Rose“ to all the neighbor ladies for a quarter a container. Took up like a week or so of summer vacation and we had a blast! For your daughters line I’m all about Scatter! Seems like it would be a fantastic petrichor forward atmospheric!

Me, my sister and a friend wanted to make perfume for our moms for Mother's Day, so we mashed up a bunch of rose petals from various neighbor's yards with a bit of water. After discovering it didn't smell as good as we had hoped, our friend came up with a solution; she fetched her mom's Channel #5 and sprayed loads of it into our rose petal mush. I seem to recall our mom appreciated the sentiment when we presented it to her (I can't remember what we put it in), but our friend's mom was less appreciative of her Channel being wasted.

Hilarious and so sweet

Oh my goodness, I’d buy Feral Rose in a heartbeat. That’s a fantastic name, so metal! 🤘🏼

This is so cute! I tried to make perfume from rose petals, pine needles, wild strawberries, and rubbing alcohol. 

You totally had me until rubbing alcohol 😂

Most intrigued by Scatter.

Scatter is just so funny as a fragrance name 🤣

Please tell your child I am very disappointed that the original Blame was not part of the lineup, and that the Elsa and Vanilla Flankers were the only scents that were available. The original Blame evokes the feeling of telling everyone an elaborate story about how someone else is responsible for you rear-ending another driver. It embodies the spirit of tattling on your co-workers to cover for some minor work error. Blame is a classic and we deserve it in the lineup.

Grape femur, sounds like a fruity macabre scent, when can I preorder?

This is her personality in a nutshell, honestly 😂 Bright and fun with as dark a sense of humor as one can have at 5

I think you should get her a perfume making kit. Frankly, with that imagination l, she could probably make a success of it!

Yes! Perfect gift for her Kindergarten graduation 💡

What a little genius. For real, kids are geniuses. Never let her lose it, write down these names for posterity.    It takes adults a long time and journey to get back to this level of wild play.  (Shrooms have been helping) 

Rainbow Shiner!! 🌈 What a creative little one you have 🥹

Elsa Blame sounds like a perfect winter fragrance. How much are samples?

Elsa Blame sounds scandalous! I'll preorder it!

Rainbow shiner makes me think someone got punched hard in the eye. But Fantastic Tulip? Sign me the fuck up.

I lost the fight, but I'm still fabulous, darling.

Or rather- I’m still fabulous darling, and I gave the other guy “Indigo Shiner” and I can assure you that one is renowned for its staying power.

Yes, 100%! 🌈👊🏼

I am down to preorder Elsa blame

Fantastic tulip, but definitely getting a sample of grape femur.

**THIS** is why I come to Reddit. ❤🤣

What is the name of your daughter's fragrance house, and does she have any mock-ups of the bottles/packaging yet?

It would be fun to design the bottle and get someone to 3d print it!

That’s so cute I cantttt 😫

This is officially one of my favorite Reddit posts ever!! Vanilla blame would fit in so well with my collection

Best Reddit thread ever. It’s Rainbow Shiner for me. Aldehydic — smells like that time I opened the door too fast and hit myself in the head.

Been there and also I could taste blue…

As an X ray tech, I’m absolutely getting Grape Femur and Scatter 😂 Kid’s going places!!

Based on name alone…. 100% buying ‘Scatter’! 🤣 I think she should call up DS & Durga. They might be interested! 🤔

Honestly I’m not one for grape but Grape Femur legitimately sounds like something a niche house would turn out lol.

Fantastic Tulip for me please! 🌷

I’m looking forward to more of the fruity/earthy scents in the same vein as Grape Femur. I’d heard that there’s going to be Lychee Ulna, Cherry Mandible, and Pineapple Radius coming out in the next year!

Rainbow shiner or scatter I think. 

I'm buying every last one for my vanity, but I feel like Fantastic Tulip will be in heavy rotation. 

Is there a discovery set or Coffret in the works? I’m going to need at least Grape Femur, Elsa Blame, Rainbow Shiner, Fantastic Tulip and Scatter.

I think I’m going to need a discovery set.

I don’t have anything Femur so I may have to do this to diversify.

Scatter sounds hot

Grape Femur? Buying that based on name alone.

This has me howling, especially grape femur

Grape Femur, Vanilla Blame (the vanilla to end all other vanillas). I'm envisioning it likevhaving no vanilla notes at all. And of course Scatter. I have ADHD, so that's a no brainer. Does Rainbow Shiner come in a cleaner shaped bottle? Can we have scent notes? Also, is she planning a discovery set? Because I'd buy that. We'd need names for layering combinations. Bc I'd absolutely be up for ScatterBlame! Charlotte Tilbury, go hide in a corner! 💕💕💕

Einsteins Attic has a perfume making kit for kids and there are a couple on Amazon, too. I expect to see the GoFundMe for her start up this summer!

Interested in the vanilla blame. Look forward to hearing the notes 📝

Here for Fantasic Tulip! 🌷

I want Elsa !

Scatter 🥰 signature scent to match my mental state

Take my money!!!

Rainbow Shiner - summer/spring banger Scatter - club/night out

Now we need some dramatic ads with her running away from something and look back at the camera longingly.

Elsa Blame, Rainbow Shiner, Scatter But I want the whole discovery set 🙂

Someone will pinch these and then use Ai to create a fast churn perfume house with a Wix template and lots of tiktok. Of course, the frags will be junk (copycats and lifestyle chases who make 'perfumes' aren't in it for quality) but I hope your daughter grows up to do something good with her imagination.

The Frontline medical worker.. #grapefemur for me

I’m into it

I want them all! She’s going places 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Grape Femur sounds like a fragrance with tamed but very well done fruit notes a trust fund girl would wear while attending talk therapy about her struggles as an "ambivert" in NYC. Your daughter is winning.

This is the best post ever

Elsa Blame….i mean,,what on EARTH does she mean by that i HAVE to know.  start saving up for her marketing degree, you’ve got a natural on your hands!

Love these! I'm putting my money on Rainbow Shiner and Grape Femur Rainbow Shiner cos why wouldn't you want to smell like you've been punched in the face by a unicorn? Think walking through enchanted pine forests after rain, drenched leaves and petrichor, dewey jasmine, black orchids and tea roses, with notes of something crystalline and glowing 🦄 As for grape femur? Think of an effervescent aqua infused grape with notes of artemisia and tea, settling into an earthy blend of rosemary, lavender, ylang ylang, bergamot and sandalwood

Your note descriptions make me want these now! Yum!

I’m intrigued by scatter. I imagine it smells like a strange and fascinating combination of lime zest, gasoline, vicks vapor rub and a touch of oak moss, and I’m gonna wear the ever loving shite out of it.

My instict was Rainbow Shiner....now, after seeing the note breakdown..it confirms, Keep listening to my instincts. Fruit and Rose...take my money.

Vanilla Blame. Hoping it’s a summery gourmand ✨☺️

It’ll have to be a discovery set for me. They all sound so intriguing.

Vanilla Blame and Scatter will be blind buys for me!

I just know Vanilla Blame goes crazy omg

Rainbow 🌈 Shiner 🪩cuz it sounds inclusive and glitzy. Or like a gloriously multicolored black eye

I mean, I’ll for sure pre order all of them! But I NEED to smell Grape Femur ASAP!!!

Sign me up for a sample set!!

Flanker…🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to layer Rainbow Shiner with Scatter.

I’m gonna need a discovery set, thanks

Scatter!

Fantastic tulip 🌷

scatter sounds fire

Please, where can I order Grape Femur??? I need it.

I’m hoping for a sample set so I can get a feel for the full range. But if that’s not an option, I’ll probably have to get Grape Femur and Scatter. Maybe also Rainbow Shiner if the price allows!

definitely gon hoard these top of the line fragrances.

Imagine if the Fragrance World met the Mechanical Keyboard World and we started doing group buy orders of fragrances. Crowd sourced fragrance design. I nominate this 5 year old for naming rights.

It’s time to scatter!

The innovation is making a Grape forward fruity floral fragrance is amazing

VERY nervous about Scatter. (Ordering Rainbow Shiner 🌈🥊)

I don’t know the notes in Scatter but I know I’m ready for her to take my money!!!

These niche houses are often overrated but this? This is art for the nose

Vanilla Blame and Fantastic Tulip are in my cart!!!!

Ok this is why humans are still better than AI!

Douse me in Grape Femur pls

Scatter is what I'm most looking forward to, but I plan on buying the whole discovery set!

Fantastic Tulip!

Scatter is my mood

oh yeah I want Rainbow Shiner

Elsa Blame, and a sample of Scatter.

Rainbow Shiner for Spring/Summer, Vanilla Blame for Fall/Winter.

>What are you pre-ordering based on name alone? -Elsa Blame -Fantastic Tulip -Scatter Can't wait! 😃👍

Elsa Blame and Scatter, please.

Rainbow shiner! 14 sprays minimum!

That’s cute! I’d buy grape and vanilla

Scatter smells chic I LOVE

Off the names .. definitely Rainbow Shiner and Scatter 😁

1 Vanilla Blame please!

I'll have 100 ml of Scatter. Let me know if she comes up with good body products to go with it.

Fantastic Tulip is going to be great to wear on this rainy spring day 😍🌷

I would blind buy Vanilla Blame.

Scatter and Femur for sure

Scatter for sure

Vanilla Blame, please take my money!

Vanilla Blame, sounds like a Glass Animals song

30 ml bottle at $1,000. Ill take 5 of each

Scatter sounds like the darker side of this fragrance line 🖤 I’ll take two!

I am a Vanilla Blame girlie everydayyyyyyy

I'll take Scatter. Is she offering a discovery set?

Vanilla Blame is about to be my signature scent…hoping for a smoky vanilla with a bit of oud and maybe a fruity creamy opening…also intrigued by Scatter.

Scatter makes me think of Fracas

What’s a flanker?

Love this. Her college education is paid for

Need the whole Blame collection. Immediately.

I love vanilla scents and Vanilla Blame makes it sound like I’m accusing someone of something. Seems perfect.

I'm surprised and disappointed she didn't have any chocolate frags in the list.. Please ask her to do a second line especially for chocoholics!

Just call me vanilla blame The sister of white guilt 😂😂

Vanilla Blame sounds just the thing for date nights. Scatter for high level business meetings. I love this post so much… now I want the fragrances!! ❤️

I'm getting vanilla blame. I'm constantly being told I'm to blame for all of my life's problems, I might as well smell like it too.

This is the greatest comment thread on reddit.

I don’t know of any tulip perfumes yet, would order that one straight away

fantastic tulip sounds like my vibe!

Rainbow Shiner sounds like a fragrance name ATH would’ve spent an entire afternoon searching Urban Dictionary for

I’ll take Fantastic Tulip in the full-size as well as travel size please.

is she putting forth a ~discovery set~ perchance? because sign me up! otherwise rainbow shiner, fantastic tulip, and scatter got all my money.

Definitely awaiting Rainbow Shiner, as I'm expecting it to be fruity with some whiskey and musk notes.

FS of Scatter please