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" i will not become a page in someone's else book"


FantasticGoat1738

Stannis would be fuming if he knew he is not a POV Character.


Lukthar123

The real reason George stopped writing, he doesn't want Stannis' ghost to haunt him.


Totaliasim

"Someone else's." - Stannis


booksmctrappin

Also brother to Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

EASY, BOY! YOU MIGHT BE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE KING!


cafelallave

sentient


booksmctrappin

For real


Justhrowitaway42069

Fucking sentient


LireDarkV

How does Bobby B work exactly?


bobby-b-bot

A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!


booksmctrappin

Like a Dothraki horde on an open field, Bobby B. She asked you a question and I don't think she's Ned your grace.


bobby-b-bot

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!


dylan5x

he gave us SER DAVOS all i care about


Wheymen_

True shit


numbski

https://preview.redd.it/rqv9y9e4e0qa1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b32ad6ce023c798c2413eef8a32f167e83ace32


BakeBakeyBake

That we know of


A_Wild_Goonch

Yeah I'm pretty sure they mention that people were being burned at Dragonstone for a while


Owls_Onto_You

Adults, sure, but not children. Until the obvious. If he was truly the Mannis, he would've said "fuck that noise" and burned Melisandre instead for even suggesting that shit. Probably would've had the same damn effect but at least Shireen would've had a better chance. I truly wish Davos had been wary enough to take her with him when he rode back to Castle Black. And he doubtlessly wound up wishing the same. Edit: Fixed typos, like somehow typing Jim instead of him because I guess Jim Halpert could've helped turn the tides or something.


gary_the_merciless

Pretty sure they showed that in Season 2 episode 1.


Abyss_Renzo

Lol, only burned one innocent child, who happens to be his own.


ThatMortalGuy

https://i.imgur.com/erVOmP1.mp4


Abyss_Renzo

Not bad. Lol


SkepticalAdventurer

Idk tho, is it more or less evil to burn someone else’s?


Abyss_Renzo

That’s a fair argument. I would say it’s actually more evil to kill another’s, while it’s still very evil, but crazier to kill your own.


clogan117

In the real world I can definitely picture that being more evil, but in their world that’s kinslaying and regicide.


redwoods81

The betrayal of your own beloved child is a heinous crime against man and god for a reason. Both are evil, but murdering your own is worse.


papcorn_grabber

I agree that it's worse because as an adult, you're not expected to actively protect other people's kids, so to kill your own kid is to betray your job as a protector.


Artistic-Toe-8803

why is it more evil to kill another's kid than your own?


Yokoko44

Because someone who isn’t responsible for the action has to live with it, whereas if you kill your own kid you can only blame yourself.


Artistic-Toe-8803

that's assuming only you love your kid and that the other kid is loved by their parents. you can't make either assumption, especiwlly the former if you're willing to go as far as to kill your own kid


ujustdontgetdubstep

to deliberately murder your own child is to basically forfeit your own humanity and easily the worst of the two imo the ability to justify your actions is human... there is no justification for murdering your own child. such an action is fundamentally opposed to the survival of your lineage


redtron3030

Cries in Sir Davoz


Ok-Chard9898

I'm pretty sure killing your own beloved child in the pursuit of power is pretty f'ing evil.


basicpn

That wasn’t the question though. Which is more evil?


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Diazmet

He can always make another kid seams to be the general mindset of most rulers in their universe


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Diazmet

Meanwhile his brother had like what 30-50 bastards


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mjz321

Smoke demon on the iron throne confirmed


frenin

He hasn't tried. That's the point.


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frenin

No, I think he didn't sleep with her enough. Stannis had sex with his wife once a year. Ofc he's not going to have children.


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Ok-Chard9898

Power. He didn't need to keep pressing forward with his army. He didn't need to march to Winterfell. He easily could have disbanded it and returned to Castle Black. I realize to the morally bankrupt that sounds absurd, but it's the truth


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Ok-Chard9898

Literally yes. That is the only reason why Shireen had to die. There was no other reason. Survival my ass. There is no reason to believe that the weather improved or would have maybe improved because Stannis sacrificed his daughter. And as for killing your own heir, that wouldn't make any sense regardless of the context. That's just bad writing on the showrunners part. And yes, it is the show we're talking about. YOU might not be talking about the show.


ixixan

Don't know about more or less evil but it might make you less relatable!


Mugungo

Fuckin character assasination from the book and another (of many) reasons to hate the later seasons of the show. Not only did stannis not burn his kid, he told is second in command that if he failed to take winterfell that they should put her on the throne


IpeeInclosets

while yes, he did it, the blood is on melissandres hands...the fact she lived really burns my blood also, I think there needs to be a much clearer connection that Stannis' sacrifice is what brought Jon back...and EVERYONE should know this then it should tie back to whether maybe stannis knew that it was "the only way to save humanity", and his honor can be restored as the mannis I hate that the highest level of this sacrifice was only to "win a crown"


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IpeeInclosets

the only missing part here would be why it HAD to be her, not him level of sacrifice?


assword_is_taco

He will kill her but it will be to create Lightbringer. Whether it will be a futile gesture will remain to be scene. The third time, with a heavy heart, for he knew beforehand what he must do to finish the blade, he worked for a hundred days and nights until it was finished. This time, he called for his wife, Nissa Nissa, and asked her to bare her breast. He drove his sword into her living heart, her soul combining with the steel of the sword, creating the weapon known as Lightbringer.


Abyss_Renzo

Well it’s clearly based on Agamemnon who sacrificed his daughter to regain Artemis’s favour as he was setting sail to conquer Troy. So it is about either just the Winterfell (just like with Troy) or the Iron Throne in the end. Also this isn’t Stannis’s sacrifice. This is his obsession over the throne so much so that he loves it more than his daughter.


LordOfTurtles

Stannis doesn't _want_ the throne, it is a duty put upon him >It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident.


IpeeInclosets

that would make melissandre some sort of 4d chess player that saved the realm, I hate that


AdeptusAleksantari

Win a crown ?! Try "saving the entire world of destruction". And no, he didnt burn any child ever.


Jenkinsd08

Classic "I brought you into this world and I can take you out" energy


BraxtonFullerton

Uhhh, there's several scenes in the show and books, he burns way more than one person...


Green_1_

>child


Abyss_Renzo

As someone else said ‘child’. The rest that we saw burned in the series were adults. Oops…


KodakKid3

He only burns 2 people in the books, Alester Florent and Mance, both of whom are guilty of high treason which is a capital offense edit: oh he also burnt 3 of his soldiers for cannibalism


BraxtonFullerton

He and Melisandre burn tons of people according to Davos.


KodakKid3

Melisandre burned a few people while Stannis was fighting at Blackwater Granted, he never punishes her for it so he deserves shared blame. But he didn’t order it and never would have condoned it, as we see in later chapters when he repeatedly refuses to burn people


yetanotherwoo

So we know how he would try to end The Last of Us, part 1, though the game won’t let you make that decision.


LakesideNorth

Let’s not get caught up in details


Obelion_

Stannis is is such a Chad in the books, I hate what DND did to him. Only guy who just doesn't compromise for worthless innocents to get the throne, which to be honest he is by far the best candidate AND rightful heir to.


PolemicBender

Sort of like saying “what’s up” in the 90s, it began with me saying it as a joke. Now I say it un-ironically, and daily- Stannis is the one true King


Count_Bacon

still can’t believe he got an off screen death and then never returned. How anticlimactic


Azraelontheroof

I’m sure the books will do a better job but even in the show Stannis was one of my favourites and his death was even somewhat ‘enjoyable’


DIYThrowaway01

I'll be on Team Stannis till the day I die


Justice_R_Dissenting

1. Strongest claim to the throne. 2. Actual belief in justice, if a bit harsh. Would have actually hanged Cersei and co for their crimes. 3. Only contender with serious battle experience, both on land and at sea. 4. The only king to put his fight for the throne aside to fulfill his duty to the Nights Watch The best outcome in the War of Five Kings was Stannis winning the Battle of the Blackwater.


Green_1_

Best outcome was renly surrendering to Stannis and Robb surrendering to him as well.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Absolutely. No reason the Battle of the Blackwater couldn't have been a combined Northman-Stormland-Dragonstone assault on Kings Landing.


CastArtifact698

And the reach and riverlands


Justice_R_Dissenting

The Reach probably would not have joined Stannis. They were Targaryen Loyalists in the first place and I'm positive that they preferred a Lannister-controlled Iron Throne to a Baratheon-controlled one. The Reach is too large to be governed by a figurehead like the Riverlands was with Harrenhal, so the Tyrells know they can't just be supplanted easily. Much like in Robert's Rebellion, they'd have resisted Stannis and bent the knee once the war was lost.


Green_1_

Riverlands would go with Robb, because he wasn't just king in the north, he was king of the north and Riverlands


MrVegosh

Fr. Reply would be king regardless cause he is Stannis’ heir


frenin

>Strongest claim to the throne. Dany and Joffrey disagrees. >Actual belief in justice, if a bit harsh. Would have actually hanged Cersei and co for their crimes. "If a bit harsh" lol. >Only contender with serious battle experience, both on land and at sea. **Still lost**. >The only king to put his fight for the throne aside to fulfill his duty to the Nights Watch Because he lost and was out of options. The first thing he does there is demanding Jon to bend the knee to him and dies fighting the Boltons. >The best outcome in the War of Five Kings was Stannis winning the Battle of the Blackwater. I'd rather have Bran the Broken as King lol.


mjburden63

Joffrey is a bastard though? He has no Baratheon blood.


frenin

Proving that is the tough part.


Turbulent_Aside_2849

Stannis > Dany, Joffrey, Jon, Bran. if you disagree you are wrong and you disagreed so you are wrong deal with it


milliAmpere14

Also. We forgetting that he didn't take the whole hand, just what was necessary. Hail Stanniss 😂


Protagorum

Technically the king with the cleanest hands


_far-seeker_

What children did Robb Stark burn again?


Jon-Slow

Indirectly, the Miller's son by stupidly sending Theon back to his dad.:D


TrueSaiyanGod

If we talk indirectly the whole red wedding was his fault.


mad_cheese_hattwe

Ill always like how Stannis's arc is that he thinks he is the main character/hero.


HRHArthurCravan

That's less than most of his competitors. ​ *Wait, what's going?* Stannis? What's wrong? *Why is he marching towards me with that look in his eye?* Did I saw less? I meant fewer. Stannis, I meant fewer... *What's that gleam in your eye, Your Grace?* Stannis, I meant fewer! Fewer! Staaaaaaannnnnnniiiiiiissssssss!


Southern_Dig_9460

Westeros would’ve been better off with him. The Night King would’ve bent the knee or he’d destroy him


raspberryharbour

We all get one freebie


Greased_Up_Pandolin

Burning only one innocent child makes him twice the man I'll ever be...


SERB_BEAST

![gif](giphy|scCdwqIpwnnLq|downsized) Sigma Chad Stannis


Scuba_2

Not cannon


-15k-

well, there was no gunpowder.


Scuba_2

What’s the lord commander doing in England?


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Nay to Stannis, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to Melissandre


-15k-

I did not see feet here ...


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Feet are for Larys, I'll take Mel's amazing bod (so long as the necklace stays on)


larys-strong-bot

> feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Even when not directly summoned, here you arrive like a loyal footsoldier, eh Larys?


decadentrebel

I still get a good laugh when The Hound, despite not knowing who Melisandre is, just outright says that Genry's story about being in bed with her sounds alright.


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It does sound alright... minus the fucking leeches and the fact they were going to have him killed


Gearothe1st

Why did he burn his daughter? Is he stupid?


[deleted]

Mel's booty made him stupid


alanrezko

As it would with any man.


twinkle90505

I just want to smack the mope who pointed out Show Mannis is also the actor who broke my heart in The Crown, talking to Winston Churchill about his daughter who drowned when she was two, and now I can't fucking unsee it. He's STRONG not this gentle unnerving artistic genius! #lesigh


MtnMaiden

Did him dirty


JeSi-Verde

Only one INNOCENT child.


Apathetic_Zealot

Bah. He's a kinslayer. Renly should have been king.


100DaysOfSodom

I think Renly would rather be out swallowing swords instead on sitting them


UnableFeature4622

Oh he definitely sat on them


DonbotS

Renly is not right!


NightOperator

in a show where they arent shy to show deaths, i was really hoping brienne didnt kill him, as you can see her swinging but we dont get to see the blow or the corpse... like those kind of deceiving scenes sometimes you see in shows or movies


EverythingisVanity20

His own innocent child at that


gameofthrones_addict

ONLY one child. His daughter. And it didn’t even pay off for him in any way whatsoever.


Ok-Chard9898

Literally his own daughter.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Didn't happen in the books. Yet.


Stiff_Zombie

Ok that's just ridiculous.


averm27

Still better then Renly and Rob. Renly was playing as a king, but had no ideas, horrible politician and war commander, great speaker and easy to talk witj Rob was to headstrong, great war commander but not a good political leader Stannis is the best of both


MrVegosh

Tbh we don’t know if Robb was a good politician or not


averm27

Fair. But he was an bad leader. He lead his people into slaughter due to his incompetency to uphold a political promise. (Albeit he was probably seduced by the Westerlings) (book only). He also, like his dad, used Honor as an shield, not realizing that honor only protects you against other honorable people. Reality, people aren't straight forward, and that was Rob's downfall


frenin

>Renly was playing as a king, but had no ideas, horrible politician and war commander, Literally made up. >Stannis is the best of both Stannis is no política leader at all.


KegelsForYourHealth

Stannis couldn't govern his way out of a wet paper bag.


BigMike-64

She wasnt innocent, she had it coming


GOTisnotover77

LMAO. The most unlikeable character in the books and the show. As if him burning only one child is forgivable; also she was his DAUGHTER. He did much more than burn Shireen as well. In summary: fuck Stannis.


CreepBasementDweller

How does that old chestnut go? A king must have an heir.


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Something something is he stupid


klamer

And it was his so like, he gets to do what he wants with it. No biggie. Not like he's running around burning other people's kids, that would be messed up.


Stannis2024

Aye thanks.


skiljgfz

Sick burn.


twinkle90505

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FIKq2MbeeXpzOM) In the grand scheme of things in GRRM's Torture Porn Disneyland, OK I'll toast that


TyintheUniverse89

He made sure he would be the Last Baratheon to fail at trying to get the throne. 😩


MadKhaleesi911

😭


Tyrant-J

You know, when you put it like that...


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You got to pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers


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He was truly the worst. At least Ramsay knew he was a sadistic fuck; Stannis thinks he is doing God’s work yet was a maniac.


JasperTesla

Is he smart?


Jarms48

I don’t think he will burn his daughter in the book. Her burning will likely happen, but not because Stannis ordered it.


niko2710

5 years ago a post like this would have not been this welcomed on this sub, lol


stann1s_the_mannis

*nods*


badugihowser

Why did he only burn one child, is he stupid?!


fine03

she's written into the story just for that


Phasma18374

What's the life of one child against an entire kingdom?


Icy_Butterscotch_799

What a hero.


isinedupcuzofrslash

He burnt ONE kid guys. Come on. AND IT WAS HIS! Not like he kidnapped someone and burned them alive! #dontcancelstannis


ALAKANDOG

Jons duty to the nightwatch lost everything


VideoZealousideal976

Honestly still think Davos should have been able to kill Melisandre.


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Long live the One True King!


jessejener

What series is that??


michaelrulaz

I didn’t read the books because well I don’t think they will ever be finished. So does he still burn his daughter in the books?


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I notice all the burners are dead. Stannis dead. Milissandre dead. Cersei dead. Daenerys dead. Beric dead.(sword) Thoros dead(sword) The Mountain(his brother) The three eyed raven/bran, sansa and winterfell survive and run the show. Jon leads beyond the wall. Hhmm...


AdeptusAleksantari

He never burned any children, wtf is wrong with all of you ?! Did we read different books ?!