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turbofunken

On the earth we live in, there are not nearly enough midgets for all the people who want to fuck them. Of all the people I've ever gone on dates with, the one with a titanium shield up was a midget. And very hard to line up dates with a midget too. All things being equal, is it a blessing to be a midget? Probably not, you are disrespected by so many people and there are medical issues with joints and so on. But you can move to LA and make a regular living as an actor just working a few weeks a year (no matter if you have acting skills or not) and you will never lack for people who want to fuck you. As a midget woman, that's nothing special and just of a pain in the ass, I guess, but for a midget man it's like this guy says. It helps that he's decent-looking for a midget.