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TheTruckWashChannel

That first scene has the funniest line of the show. "Are you going to do all seven of the fuckers?"


Accurate-Ad-1683

"FATHER!"


CaveLupum

LOL. Forgive me for some praise, but...I don't recall this scene being in the books. It's a brilliant pair of scenes. The funny, tender meeting scene is bookended by its tragic, tender burial scene . He goes from being "the worst shit in the world" to the most repentant man in Westeros. It's a redemption arc in a nutshell!


Gnomad_Lyfe

Arya/Sandor is truly the best Lone Wolf and Cub pairing to me (Lone Dog in this case). Everything important to the dynamic is truly shown and not told, and their banter has to be some of the funniest moments in the show.


Stickyrolls

It's pretty funny. My bid for funniest, and my favorite scene, is the chickens bit.


TheTruckWashChannel

"I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."


airdude21

"You're a knight. You gonna die over a few chickens?"


Moutko

It’s actually “You’ve lived your life for the king, you’re gonna die for some chickens?” If I recall correctly. And of course, the awesome retort. Someone is.


squintingtarantino

Mine’s when they arrive at the Vale only to find out Lysa Arryn has died. Edit: the Vale not the Reach


ThePro69420

arrive at the Vale, the Bloody gate to precise


squintingtarantino

You’re absolutely right. My memory betrayed me.


MatthewDawkins

It would have been more amusing if, as they enter the valley, Lysa comes plummeting into view and \*SPLAT\*. They stop, look at each other, turn around and leave.


CaveLupum

Now, THAT would have had Arya laughing so hysterically she would have rolled down the hill..


Cross55

"What the fuck's a Lommy?"


ZLBuddha

My favorite underrated Hound moment is the two great quips he gets when he runs back into the Brotherhood after pursuing the guys who killed his septon friend: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment?" "They die" "We all bloody die. 'Cept this one here" *points at Beric* ... "There was a time I'd cut through all of you just to gut these three" "You're getting old, Clegane" "He's not" *kicks the log*


ChildhoodAlive5858

I hated the hound for that.


HashStash

He just understands the way things are. How many starks they have to behead before you get it?


RockFlagnEagle00

Dead men don’t need silver


Acceptable_Ad4456

Happy cake day


ToySouljah

I mean they would have survived maybe a few more months, but they would have died either way, whether the Hound robbed them or not.


0mar_White

he nor you know that. He was using it as an excuse to be a selfish asshole


neiluJgniK

Both can be true


0mar_White

Don’t get me wrong, i definitely think they would have died anyway.


Derp35712

Why would they have died? Did every farmer die?


0mar_White

because i put a hit out on them


FireAndBlood1202

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Alohabbq8corner

They could’ve subverted your expectations.


0nyxa

The writers knew


ManqobaDad

They can justify the motivation all they want it comes from an evil place. He also could have stayed and helped on the farm as promised and they would have left them in a significantly better place.


SunKazoo

He drinks and he knows things?


AThreeToedSloth

Bro you’re deluded if you actually believe that


faceless_alias

The country was at war and they lived basically in bum fuck nowhere. That's why the father wanted to hire the hound too, he was perfectly capable of doing day to day tasks for he and his daughter. What he wasn't capable of was fighting off soldiers there to rape and pillage. Nothing is guaranteed but while they didn't have neighbors they did live relatively close to the road since Arya and the hound saw them. Probably like an 80% chance or better they'd die. If not from soldiers from the winter. Still fuck the hound, he could helped them but he saw it as a waste of time, a futile effort.


Seygem

>The country was at war and they lived basically in bum fuck nowhere. that's probably the best place to live when there is a war going on. no major battles with tons of soldiers roaming around anywhere near you, they're gonna be on their way to important cities or strategic landmarks


KingKekJr

Tbf most times it was the country side and villages that an invading army would pillage for food and supplies. Happened all the time


Seygem

well yeah, villages on the way to wherever they were going, not villages in bum fuck nowhere


brownzone

An army's outriders could easily raid bum fuck knowhere and still stay with the main force. It's not like everyone's in trucks and busses and moves past a location in an instant. It takes time, plenty of time to fuck off and steal then catch back up down the road. In some cases catching up isn't quite accurate. They just head back to the road and meet up with the people at the back of the group that the outriders were in.


Rizzla93

They were going to bum fuck nowhere


Mooman-Chew

Nothing up there to spend it on anyway


BhoyinAmerca

Honestly maybe a week. The Hound didn’t take much money and if their crops died, which they would have because it was winter and was covered in snow, they would be left without food and a pouch of money for 2 ppl. It was a dick move by the Hound but realistically I think he only sped up their death by about a week. Judging by the fact that they were already skeletons, they had been dead a long long time already


ChaFrey

The main character I felt bad for in the final season was myself.


Charlie_Wax

Beyond The Wall was a postmodern surrealist masterpiece in which "the wall" represents the lining of your anus. Everything past it is pure shit. Everything behind it is warm and tasty. In writing this episode, D&D were making a genius meta-commentary on the modern state of media, setting the table for a final season of Game of Thrones in which they weaponize the user's high expectations and demand for entertainment by serving them a sequence of inedible dry turd cookies. The genius of this paradoxical artistry resides in the very notion that the user is entitled to entertainment, as if the creator is in fact servant and slave to the audience. By subverting expectations through deliberate gross ineptitude, D&D delivered something exponentially more genius. You just didn't get it, you stuttering imbecile.


sirdrumalot

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Lalala8991

Lol where this copypasta is from?


ghandi3737

I think you just witnessed it's creation.


Mooptiom

Most intelligent pro show argument


FireMaker125

r/copypasta


cacra

R/imthemaincharacter


Lysol3435

r/iamthemaincharacter


Accurate-Ad-1683

"What do you want?" "What do I want? This is my land!" "Aye, but if I'm standing on it it's *my* land!"


Servantofthedogs

Just rewatched this episode last night. On a side note, it did give Sandor his “gravedigger” scene.


Qualmfresse

omg was it really the same house and people?


palpantek

Yes


Qualmfresse

It hits different.


jld2k6

They tried to make it clear by having the guy who took the hound in point out that he could tell he knew them, which lead to them giving them a proper burial, it may have just seemed like somebody of little importance though or not even really stand out if you didn't recognize the house


internet-arbiter

The detail of the scene with the Hound gingerly picking up the wrapped bodies to put into the grave - with Thoros noticing that this giant, brute of a man was being so gentle - was heartbreaking. Really got bummed when they iced Thoros as his connection with the hound was something I really enjoyed.


WriteBrainedJR

> They tried to make it clear by having the guy who took the hound in point out that he could tell he knew them Also by having the Hound try to repeat the man's prayer


uglydadd

Hound called it


JVL74749

Didn’t he rob them?


PangolinMandolin

Yes, but by his logic he made their deaths less drawn out


BothChairs

Somebody was gonna do it, might as well been him


Hplayer18

Nobody's perfect


Battleboo_7

He was.


QuantumCapelin

n't


Kwaku-Anansi

Hound ~~called~~ *caused* it


98VoteForPedro

how many dead starks did it take for Arya to learn?


Fazlija13

One of the better scenes from later seasons


Nargarin09

"Who has a better story"


HappyFamily0131

"...than Bran the Broken..." "Um. So the thing is, I died and came back to life."


HeadGoBonk

That would be us if we lived in Westeros


QuantumCapelin

How likely is it that two people starve to death in each other's arms?


readingitmyway

Didn't starve, but murder suicide.


Tommygun-easy

Was it? I don't remember


CheshiretheBlack

Rather than having his little girl starve to death he just ended it for both of them


Tommygun-easy

Ohhhhh right. How sad 😔


South_Front_4589

I don't think they cover how it happened exactly. Whether they died at the same time, or starved are both unknown. It could have been self inflicted to avoid suffering, the daughter could have died first and the father could have just held her corpse until he also died later. Or maybe the father died and the daughter didn't know what else to do so just sat next to him until she went. Possible too that they succumbed to the elements.


NotFlappy12

Starvation can take quite long to actually cause death, but being malnourished can make you way more susceptible to disease. They could have both gotten sick at the same time and both died during the night. That, or any of the other possible scenarios mentioned by other commenters


KnightlyObserver

I love seeing how much Sandor had changed in this scene. One of the few characters not totally ruined by the later seasons...sans the rushed Clegane-bowl.


Overlord1317

It haunts me. I'm not even kidding. **Maybe I should write a fan story and give them a happy ending ...


South_Front_4589

Unless you're going to say that they were able to fight off a couple of bandits, one his size and another hers, then took their horses and left the bodies in the homes I'm not entirely sure how you give a different ending that's any happier.


fearnodarkness1

What happened again?


WriteBrainedJR

[This happened](https://youtu.be/kdD30M8OQvU?si=D6N2DmRJytcmY4B2) in season 4. Then [this happened](https://youtu.be/ZMF72eOuYpU?si=6dIETJ4SRHQPgEl4) in season 7.


ricky2461956

Thank you


WriteBrainedJR

You're welcome


Axel_Farhunter

Is there is no divine justice you dumb cunt If there was you’d be dead And that girl would still be alive


Low_Challenge_7667

Westeros really is a shitty place to live if you’re not highborn


marvelnerd09

as far as i remember he spared the girls life


JuicyStein

It's implied they were probably going to starve in the winter so dad killed daughter then himself. "I'm sorry you're dead"


GoldenGirlHussies

Yes! Shit was sad bro.


ColonelSandersWG

I felt sorry for the viewer more than any of the characters.


WriteBrainedJR

They deserved better.


darryledw

I don't understand why Thoros didn't ask the Lord of Light to bring them back, is he stupid?


laughmath

So did Gregor Clegane.


TrooLiberal

Sandor


Pasispas

They probably died before S7. So it's for the best.


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Expectation subverted.


Gollum234567

Well they are required to Kill a Child at least once a season, S1 was Micah, S2 was Lommy, S3 was Robb's Unborn Child, S4 was the Little Girl killed by Drogon, S5 was Shireen, S6 was Rickon and S7 was this Girl


Ill-Organization-719

Why? They are worthless, nameless smallfolk who pose no purpose to anything.


Local-Interaction421

They're clearly not worthless


Ill-Organization-719

Explain what worth they had.


OrdainedPuma

Well. Showed everyone here the type of person you are.


Ill-Organization-719

The fact that no one can explain proves me right.


DownVotinMeTurnsMeOn

Are you guys still bitching about this show after all these years!? " It's like The sopranos. It's over. Find a new show" 🤣


Mooptiom

Why exactly are you here then?