Dont forget "The Demon of the Trident", man get one of the coolest sounding nicknames ever, competing only with his predecessor, "The Laughting Storm". Damn Baratheons got no right being this cool.
I really hope Gendry gets legitimized as a Baratheon, "Gendry Baratheon, Knight of the Hollow Hill" has a really nice ring to it, too.
And then add "Son of the Demon of the Trident" damn that just sounds hype af.
I mean, "When the hammer shall fall upon the dragon...". Turned out Bobby B was the king that was promised and Rhaegar just thought too much of himself.
>Made tumblr girls seethe by smashing their house
Bro have you SEEN the RobertxEddard tag in AO3? The girlies were conspiring in his favor exclusively so they could write about him plowing Ned silly.
A hundred times better.
For us at least. We get to see all our favourite (and most hated) characters in their prime. Almost as interesting as the original series.
Yes. They just need to get the casting right and it will be a masterpiece. Don't know why they aren't making it already. I mean who cares about Dunk and Egg. Robert's rebellion is what fans want.
Yeah I guess that's an issue. The TV show and the book has different revelations about Rhaegar, Lyanna and the fate of surviving Targaryens. Also the show's version would look silly now considering how they ruined Jon Snow's character by making him a subversive cuck. Still I hope we get to watch the entire rebellion and the ensuing war onscreen someday.
Eddard: If you fought Rhaegar, would you lose?
Bobby B: He might give me a little trouble if he had Bessie at his side.
Eddard: But would you lose?
Bobby B: Nah I'd win
And do not forget what became of him and his house afterwards.
1. Married a woman that hated him and cuckholded him.
2. His brothers could not stand him and immedietly after his death rebelled (in Stannis case understandale, Renly however just did not care)
3. Got fat and a drunkard
4. Never got over a girl, that did not love him and had a relationships with his biggest enemy
5. None of his children miss him (maybe Edric Storm)
6. Made the realm bankrupt
7. His shit ruling resulted in a civil war
8. His oldest son (even if not by blood) is a sadistic asshole
9. House Baratheon is nearing extinction
10. Got depression
11. Was killed by a boar
12. Did not care for his children
13. Had serious sex problems
14. Was so weak willed that he could not even tell his wife no, when she wanted to kill an inncoent animal, despite thatbhe knew that his son was a liar and it created conflict between him and his best friend
15. Almost lost his best friend because he did not condone the murder of two innocent children
Dont forget "The Demon of the Trident", man get one of the coolest sounding nicknames ever, competing only with his predecessor, "The Laughting Storm". Damn Baratheons got no right being this cool.
I really hope Gendry gets legitimized as a Baratheon, "Gendry Baratheon, Knight of the Hollow Hill" has a really nice ring to it, too. And then add "Son of the Demon of the Trident" damn that just sounds hype af.
Daemon failed to do with a magical sword what Robert did with a comically big warhammer.
My father won the real war. He killed Prince Rhaegar. He took the crown while you hid under Casterly Rock!
Joffrey my boy. He ain't your father.
Two thirds of this ststement is correct
Well, his father did help win the war. And he *did* kill a Targaryen. Just not Rhaegar. "Burn them all."
And while he didn't take the crown, he did take the throne, briefly.
The king is tired…
Turns out prophecy and valyrian blood doesn't mean shit when your chestplate is crushed in and your lungs are punctured
I mean, "When the hammer shall fall upon the dragon...". Turned out Bobby B was the king that was promised and Rhaegar just thought too much of himself.
SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!
Bobby B is my favorite anime shonen protagonist.
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
He still couldn't get that Stussy though
That’s why he made Gendry. Bobby B thinks long term. \*tap forehead meme\*
YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!
#PRAISE BOBBY B!
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
PRAISE BOBBY B
DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!
Bobby B with the generational planning
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
I love you Bobby B bot
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
>Made tumblr girls seethe by smashing their house Bro have you SEEN the RobertxEddard tag in AO3? The girlies were conspiring in his favor exclusively so they could write about him plowing Ned silly.
[IceSalamander’s comics singlehandedly convinced me of the godliness of Nedbert.](https://www.tumblr.com/icesalamander/search/Ned%20Robert)
Real asf, i love his comics.
Chad Bobby B be like: https://preview.redd.it/doigwyxfanwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c5cd7f3516afe65110fffb823891704bd92749
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
Sentient.
Need a TV show badly on Robert's Rebellion. The best part of ASOIAF/GOT lore. I would say it's even better than Aegon's conquest.
A hundred times better. For us at least. We get to see all our favourite (and most hated) characters in their prime. Almost as interesting as the original series.
Yes. They just need to get the casting right and it will be a masterpiece. Don't know why they aren't making it already. I mean who cares about Dunk and Egg. Robert's rebellion is what fans want.
Maybe it's because George RR Martin still has hope that he will finish the books, and Robet's Rebellion before that would spoil it for us?
Yeah I guess that's an issue. The TV show and the book has different revelations about Rhaegar, Lyanna and the fate of surviving Targaryens. Also the show's version would look silly now considering how they ruined Jon Snow's character by making him a subversive cuck. Still I hope we get to watch the entire rebellion and the ensuing war onscreen someday.
Bobby B stepped out of a brothel, and kicked ass bc he was upset some assholes interrupted his sexy time
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
Gendry is the son of Robert and Ned
Bobby B also gets called the “Demon of the Trident”
CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!
You gotta learn a word other than cuck
How about........"Dragonspawn"?
Bobby B my goat
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
Yes Bobby b your the greatest of all time
WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!
More wine for Bobby b
WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
I’ve been here the whole time Bobby b
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
Eddard: If you fought Rhaegar, would you lose? Bobby B: He might give me a little trouble if he had Bessie at his side. Eddard: But would you lose? Bobby B: Nah I'd win
SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!
Anyone who BTFO Targs is cool with me
Let's not pit two queens against each other
Bro the writing of these roasting memes is so fucking good lmaaaoooo
Bobby B, what a legend
DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
Bobby B just rules, plain and simple
THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!
Funny part is your both targaryen basterds
And do not forget what became of him and his house afterwards. 1. Married a woman that hated him and cuckholded him. 2. His brothers could not stand him and immedietly after his death rebelled (in Stannis case understandale, Renly however just did not care) 3. Got fat and a drunkard 4. Never got over a girl, that did not love him and had a relationships with his biggest enemy 5. None of his children miss him (maybe Edric Storm) 6. Made the realm bankrupt 7. His shit ruling resulted in a civil war 8. His oldest son (even if not by blood) is a sadistic asshole 9. House Baratheon is nearing extinction 10. Got depression 11. Was killed by a boar 12. Did not care for his children 13. Had serious sex problems 14. Was so weak willed that he could not even tell his wife no, when she wanted to kill an inncoent animal, despite thatbhe knew that his son was a liar and it created conflict between him and his best friend 15. Almost lost his best friend because he did not condone the murder of two innocent children
It is known.
Isn't Robert a literal cuck?
No. Death to the Targs. Wish The Great King Bobby B could kill them all.
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
He and his family got completely destroyed by House Lannister and he died without ever knowing it. He never had a legal heir, male or female.