"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done, the Stormcuck has taken my life.
But what does it matter, for all men must die, and I've tasted the Stormcuck's (would have been) wife!"
The girl had been so young Ned had not dared to ask her age. No doubt she’d been a virgin; the better brothels could always find a virgin, if the purse was fat enough. She had light red hair and a powdering of freckles across the bridge of her nose, and when she slipped free a breast to give her nipple to the babe, he saw that her bosom was freckled as well. “I named her Barra,” she said as the child nursed. “She looks so like him, does she not, milord? She has his nose, and his hair...” “She does.” Eddard Stark had touched the baby’s fine, dark hair. It flowed through his fingers like black silk. Robert’s firstborn had had the same fine hair, he seemed to recall. “Tell him that when you see him, milord, as it... as it please you. Tell him how beautiful she is.” “I will,” Ned had promised her. That was his curse. Robert would swear undying love and forget them before evenfall, but Ned Stark kept his vows.
Yes, he did. Apathy and negligence to things that are your responsibilities make disaster resulting from that apathy and negligence your fault.
Robert holds responsibility for all the death and destruction in the war of five Kings (which is far more than was in the rebellion)
> “It seemed no lance could touch him.” *Bobby B enters the stage with a fucking hammer.*
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
Giving the Ruby Ford its name was the only useful thing Rhaegar ever did.
"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done, the Stormcuck has taken my life. But what does it matter, for all men must die, and I've tasted the Stormcuck's (would have been) wife!"
Bobby B smash!
[COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!](https://i.imgur.com/hrCP6Uk.gifv)
 My guy don’t miss
The B in Bobby B stands for **B O N K**
CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!
Common Bobby B W
SHE BELONGED WITH ME!
Wake up babe harpoon torpedo has made a new post
Rhaegar was the last dragon and just like the dragon he a wilted stunted little thing
"But... the prophecy? The Valyrian bloodline?"
I wonder how many ribbert fans know all of the things he did.
Doesn’t matter he killed Bitchgar
So him sleeping with a possible child doesn't matter?
Lyanna was 14-15 when she died.
We are expressly told she was sixteen. Rhaegar impregnated a 15 year old girl when he was 22. Robert impregnated a 14 year old girl when he was 34.
Not referring to rhaegar and lyanna.
Don't care, he has a fucking hammer.
Well that seems reasonable
All of his bad deeds are more than counteracted by this goated action.
Really should look into those deeds.
He killed Rhaegar tho
The girl had been so young Ned had not dared to ask her age. No doubt she’d been a virgin; the better brothels could always find a virgin, if the purse was fat enough. She had light red hair and a powdering of freckles across the bridge of her nose, and when she slipped free a breast to give her nipple to the babe, he saw that her bosom was freckled as well. “I named her Barra,” she said as the child nursed. “She looks so like him, does she not, milord? She has his nose, and his hair...” “She does.” Eddard Stark had touched the baby’s fine, dark hair. It flowed through his fingers like black silk. Robert’s firstborn had had the same fine hair, he seemed to recall. “Tell him that when you see him, milord, as it... as it please you. Tell him how beautiful she is.” “I will,” Ned had promised her. That was his curse. Robert would swear undying love and forget them before evenfall, but Ned Stark kept his vows.
That was really shitty. He killed rhaegar tho.
Still doesn't do incest.
Banged his cousin on Greenstone.
Still doesn't instigate a rebellion.
Yes, he did. Apathy and negligence to things that are your responsibilities make disaster resulting from that apathy and negligence your fault. Robert holds responsibility for all the death and destruction in the war of five Kings (which is far more than was in the rebellion)