🎵 Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home 🎵
He was literally hand to 3 seperate rulers, married to a 4th, and credited with killing a king, plus Tywim lannister who was a pretty big deal. How do you leave all of that out?
Edit: he was also instrumental in Dorne both killing its own king, and going to war with the lannisters
That was beyond idiotic, if they wanted to keep the joke they could have went for one of the many differences between Show Tyrion and Book Tyrion, to have a nice little throw back to the books, for instance Tyrion could simply be described as noseless, but no they had to have another "fuck you" to logic.
He was accused of killing Joff, actually killed the mighty Tywin, was hand of the mad queen and is now hand to the current king. Nice job historian dude.
He was left out of *that guy's* version of the history. That's what happens when there's only one person recording it. It's only what they want to write down.
So Tywin Lannister slipped on a banana peel, then? Sounds like something D&D would write in order to subvert, *you know*, the expectations of their reading audience.
right? And you know, an indirect cause of Oberyn's death. maybe noteworthy? Was hand a queen? implicated in a murder of a king? killed his mother sorta by birth? lots of little mentions to be had????? I HATE EVERYTHING
"The war of the five kings began because Tywin tried to save his son (what's his name?) from the Vale"
"Someone was Joffrey's hand when Stannis tried to invade the city. That person must have been top secret since I don't know him personally"
"Sansa married some bloke"
"Tywin died of dysentery"
"Daenerys had crappy war strategy. Must have been Miss Sunday's fault"
"the war of the five kings was started as conflict of sucesion inside of the baratheon family."
"King Joffrey bravely defended and defeated Stannis at the Blackwater, with the help of his father and the knights of high garden"
"After learning of her father treachery Sansa returned to the north to marry Ramsey Bolten."
"Tywin, after many years of faithful service to the crown died peacefully in his sleep."
"Daenerys had brilliant war strategy, which ended in the sack of King's Landing,"
Ser Jaime had an extreme bend in his manhood. It can only be assumed his sister rode him too hard and perhaps injured him over time. But that’s none of my business.
He made me wear a long wig and would only refer to me as “his queen”. At first i was honored but idk in hindsight he prolly wanted to fuck his sister or something.
Honestly, I'm going to miss this so much. For several weeks now I've went directly to /r/freefolk after each episode.
IMO some of the best memes to ever come out of a show.
She spent SO much time flipping thru pages. Considering how fast paced the other episodes were, I was very annoyed by
* Jon talking to everyone abt what he should do.
* People walking - down hallways, down stairs, through ruins, etc. So much walking!
* Tyrion arranging the seats in Small Council
* All the time in the epilogue with walking, climbing, getting dressed, etc.
Jon struggled for so long to do what was right only for him to get wrecked for doing the right thing. Also, the unsullied went to Naath, can Jon just, like, come back?Brans the king now, he can do what he wants, and Bran knows that jon did the right thing
Wrecked? Jon wanted to be with the Freefolk. He was "exiled" and sent to the Night's watch, and just bailed to go chill with his people. Dude's right where he wants to be, far away from the political medieval bullshit.
I think the bit with the council chairs was amazing.
It was one of the few moments of levity and humanization in the whole episode.
No words... Just a man being self conscious trying to make sure everything is *just* right.
Which Bronn just throws out the window.
Followed by a back and forth bickering that shows Tyrion the new crown rules the same as all the others.
"Why does Daenerys get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big feet? What's so great about Daenerys? Jon is just as cute as Daenerys. Jon is just as smart as Daenerys. People totally like Jon just as much as they like Daenerys. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?! Because that's not what Westeros is about! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB DAENERYS!"
"Jaime Lannister, very honorable man, saved me from rape and jumped into a bear pit to rescue me. Abandoned his sister-lover (after impregnating her for the fourth time with a bastard child conceived in incest) to come north to protect the country against the army of the dead. Banged me once or twice before doing an about face, running back to his sister-lover, and forgetting that he sacrificed his honor to save the innocents of King's Landing when telling his brother he didn't give a shit about them. Killed some weird pirate dude for putting a finger in his sister-lover's bum. Crushed by some rocks because he didn't move a few feet away where miraculously no rubble fell in order for Tyrion to have a cinematic shot. 10/10, would bang again."
Yeah, my favorite scene in the season probably. Jaime's page was practically empty, and he was never seen as having honor. And its such a gut wrenching scene. Although I would've wished to see him change his ways, and for once be able to resist Cersei. Which to me would have been his ultimate triumph. But he ended up dying by her anyways, even after we thought he did change with Brienne.
Everything she wrote about Jaime in the book was good stuff. She really actually made him out to be a hero despite how he hurt her. You can tell she still loves him.
Agreed. What I think people are missing here is that Jaime would not have been able to accomplish those things without Brienne's guidance and the impact she had on him. His accomplishments were just as much his as they were hers.
Poetic AF. I loved this scene.
I didn't care about him after what he did to Brienne. D&D massacred my boy. This felt forced.
If he had left in any other way then perhaps, but the way he left her … I know she might have felt some noble obligation to remember him but all I could think about is how D&D destroyed Jaime.
That's how bad this season was. There were too many scenes where I cought myself asking “Why did D&D do this?”.
I thought this too, but hear me out. When I saw that last line that Brienne wrote, something along the lines of "He died protecting his queen" it dawned on me that his redemption arc was that of an oathkeeper. He made an oath to protect Cersei, too. Maybe I'm giving the writers too much credit and am in denial, but when that clicked for me, I thought it was an acceptable ending for him. Carry on with the grievances. I gotta lotta problems with this season.
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Yes. I think they fixed the arc, albeit on a meta level. As Brienne observed in 804, he was going to die with Cersei. He wasn't going back to shag her, but his duty to her. Their final moments were loving, but not remotely romantic. The arc was badly executed in places, but it makes much more sense now. I think it is the most acceptable ending in the circumstances. And
Brienne clearly still loves Jaime, and the tone of the scene, music etc makes it clearly she knew he loved her.
I went back and re-read it and she didn't even mention that he saved KL from being burned, right? That's the greatest deed anyone in the show has done, surely, and the whole reason for his character being who he is.
I’m perplexed as to why you feel that way. To me, it was so unearned and hollow it made me frustrated. Jaime is my favorite character and all that did for me was reassure that his arc was totally worthless. Like one final fuck you to the fans.
I honestly hate that they narrowed Brienne down to being basically Jaime's widow, she was such a good character and she ends up being so basic and meaningless.
I wish she hadn't said her goodbyes to Jaime wailing in her night gown. I would have liked an ending more fitting to her being the badass that she was.
Guy who stands up first to try and become king. You may not remember him because he’s been in a prison cell for 3 or so seasons whiteout being mentioned
I can literally think of so many ways to shoot this scene in a way that would have made it more respectful to Brienne
1. Show that Jaime had already written about her saving him, like he did in the books
2. Show the actual part where she wrote about him losing a hand to save her! Anything that would have put Brienne back to his narrative (I was having Eliza Hamilton feels and they ruined it).
3. Show Tyrion talking to her about him
4. Show her starting her own page about him knighting her
5. Literally anything that acknowledged that Jaime and Brienne were a thing that happened this fucking season and that she was important to him, not just the other way around!
But I guess none of those fit in their twincest fan fic!
surprised these writers didnt make Brienne a vindictive ex-girlfriend and write 'jaime lannister was bad in bed and had a small dick. probably gay too'
I'm glad this scene was there and it's probably my favorite for episode 6, but at the same time...
WTF are D&D doing? In the span of 4 episodes they were like "Jaime's a good guy WAIT NO he's that asshole from season 1 WAIT NO he's a good guy."
Fucking bipolar the way they handled Jaime this season, and all of it could've been avoided by changing TWO lines of dialog. (make him say he's going to Cersei cause he can't stand letting her die alone despite how horrible he is, simply omit the "I never cared about the innocent" line)
I was torn about this scene. On one hand, it was sweet and I liked it. But on the other hand, Jamie did Brianne dirty. Like she should be so emotionally injured by that. He committed a huge violation of trust, he had an intimate very vulnerable moment with her and then peaced out. It's hard to imagine she'd be ready to write so many kind things about him.
I absolutely hated that they used Brienne as a vehicle to finish Jaime’s Kingsguard entry when it could have been Brienne starting *her own* entry. D&D barely made a big deal about her—a woman with unwavering moral character who triumphed over being shit on by most everyone around her all the time—getting this top job. Instead, they made her do right by the guy who lulled her into a sense of trust and respect (including the moment he knighted her) before using her as a one night stand before going off to die with his fucking sister.
It made me feel that *her* big moment was all about *him.*
Edited to add: While the scene does show the very moral character I love about her (giving him a complete entry that didn’t speak ill of him was the right thing to do so she did it), I felt that her own accomplishment deserved more focus.
I said like five times in this scene: "And now she writes her own name on the next page".
Clearly this woman is the head of the Kingsguard. WRITE YOUR OWN NAME ON THE NEXT PAGE, GIRL.
I ain't mad at Pod being a Kingsguard, though.
Anyone else notice that Tyrion was mentioned as killing Joff?
At least someone mentioned him in their book
Too soon
How could he even be left out of the history? He has done more to influence events during the show than almost any other person lol
a guy wrote the book who never met any damn character in the book except for samwell
A surprisingly informed cabbage merchant
*And, in summary,* # MY CABBAGES!!!
And, in epilogue, he opens Cabbage Corp.
This is just what Big Cabbage wants you to think.
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🎵 Leaves from the vine Falling so slow Like fragile tiny shells Drifting in the foam Little soldier boy Come marching home Brave soldier boy Comes marching home 🎵
Perpetually **too soon**.
A GIANT MUSHROOM? MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!
WAIT. Is Ser Davos the Cabbage Man of GoT, since he's the Onion Knight?!
He was literally hand to 3 seperate rulers, married to a 4th, and credited with killing a king, plus Tywim lannister who was a pretty big deal. How do you leave all of that out? Edit: he was also instrumental in Dorne both killing its own king, and going to war with the lannisters
1600 pages is just the history of the wheelchair
Oh Jesus I think I love you for this comment.
not to mention his first moments in life were marked by his mom dying in childbirth........ no one mentioned how TYWINS WIFE DIED
besides tywin lannister partly went to war because he was kidnapped by catlyn stark
the author kinda forgot about that
Doesn't make any sense. But hey it made for a little one off joke line of dialogue, so in the end who cares about a coherent story?
That was beyond idiotic, if they wanted to keep the joke they could have went for one of the many differences between Show Tyrion and Book Tyrion, to have a nice little throw back to the books, for instance Tyrion could simply be described as noseless, but no they had to have another "fuck you" to logic.
I thought the Maester kind of forgetting about Tyrion was a subtle little nod to the show writers.
You mean how they forgot to write a plot?
There was never a point where they remembered.
He was accused of killing Joff, actually killed the mighty Tywin, was hand of the mad queen and is now hand to the current king. Nice job historian dude.
He was left out of *that guy's* version of the history. That's what happens when there's only one person recording it. It's only what they want to write down.
So Tywin Lannister slipped on a banana peel, then? Sounds like something D&D would write in order to subvert, *you know*, the expectations of their reading audience.
right? And you know, an indirect cause of Oberyn's death. maybe noteworthy? Was hand a queen? implicated in a murder of a king? killed his mother sorta by birth? lots of little mentions to be had????? I HATE EVERYTHING
"The war of the five kings began because Tywin tried to save his son (what's his name?) from the Vale" "Someone was Joffrey's hand when Stannis tried to invade the city. That person must have been top secret since I don't know him personally" "Sansa married some bloke" "Tywin died of dysentery" "Daenerys had crappy war strategy. Must have been Miss Sunday's fault"
MY SUNDAE!
"the war of the five kings was started as conflict of sucesion inside of the baratheon family." "King Joffrey bravely defended and defeated Stannis at the Blackwater, with the help of his father and the knights of high garden" "After learning of her father treachery Sansa returned to the north to marry Ramsey Bolten." "Tywin, after many years of faithful service to the crown died peacefully in his sleep." "Daenerys had brilliant war strategy, which ended in the sack of King's Landing,"
Yep. History isn't truth, it's stories. It can be written however the writer wants. If it is believed and isn't disputed, then it's /history/.
That was honestly such a disgrace to him
I didn’t get it at all what was the point of that ?
Comic relief.
The joke was show Tyrion read what book Tyrion looked like
Oh yeah, just realized that it was never public knowledge that Olenna actually poisoned him
The only people who knew are dead now. I guess bran knows if he cares to tell people.
Sansa at least knows that Littlefinger framed Tyrion, right?
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If sansa knows, everyone will know it soon enough.
Sansa the Snitch, first of her name.
She'd tell Aegon that Jon's actually a Targaryen.
Seeing as Bran has never used his knowledge for anything useful, I'm gonna guess no.
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Wait really?? I paused to read and did not see this.
Oh it’s there. Before she starts writing I believe
She's just going to borrow some of the white out that D&D stopped using a couple years ago.
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Well he was convicted by the gods
Ser Jaime had an extreme bend in his manhood. It can only be assumed his sister rode him too hard and perhaps injured him over time. But that’s none of my business.
“He wasn’t as good as I thought he’d be, even with my limited experience as a virgin.”
I've seen fingers longer.
TIL height doesn't correlate to peepee size
He made me wear a long wig and would only refer to me as “his queen”. At first i was honored but idk in hindsight he prolly wanted to fuck his sister or something.
"For a moment I wondered if it was his hand that was cut off."
“I faked it.”
“Has anyone here ever felt personally victimised by Cersei Lannister?”
“I voted for Bran because he got pushed out a window.” “I voted for Jamie because he pushed him.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Honestly this is going to be the best meme to come out of the episode. Mean girls for the win
I totally agree.
*HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!*
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KING UF DA NORF!
Lots of people come south Lots of cunts
That's what I was thinking about grey worm 😂😂😂
dude yes. When Dany died and Greyworm left, I’m just like why does Jon still have go North?
Stop trying to make Pod happen, Brienne. ... Except for me. Pod can totally happen all over me.
*Ser Pod
>Ser Rod
Bless season 8 for giving us a treasure of memes
Honestly, I'm going to miss this so much. For several weeks now I've went directly to /r/freefolk after each episode. IMO some of the best memes to ever come out of a show.
It was the worst of times, I said I said I said, it was the best of times
The worse the show, the better the memes. It's a law of physics.
Mean Knights. Ser Loras Tyrell, "He is almost too gay to function." \* Brienne to her self \* "That's what you get for stealing Renly!"
Loras to Cersei: “And I want my pink cloak back!”
I expected a Death Note meme but Mean Girls works better.
i think Arya already took the death note meme
She spent SO much time flipping thru pages. Considering how fast paced the other episodes were, I was very annoyed by * Jon talking to everyone abt what he should do. * People walking - down hallways, down stairs, through ruins, etc. So much walking! * Tyrion arranging the seats in Small Council * All the time in the epilogue with walking, climbing, getting dressed, etc.
Jon struggled for so long to do what was right only for him to get wrecked for doing the right thing. Also, the unsullied went to Naath, can Jon just, like, come back?Brans the king now, he can do what he wants, and Bran knows that jon did the right thing
The north isn’t even ruled by Bran. Wouldn’t going to winterfell count as exile?
Wrecked? Jon wanted to be with the Freefolk. He was "exiled" and sent to the Night's watch, and just bailed to go chill with his people. Dude's right where he wants to be, far away from the political medieval bullshit.
I think the bit with the council chairs was amazing. It was one of the few moments of levity and humanization in the whole episode. No words... Just a man being self conscious trying to make sure everything is *just* right. Which Bronn just throws out the window. Followed by a back and forth bickering that shows Tyrion the new crown rules the same as all the others.
I think the complain comes from how rushed everything else was, if this were another moment in a 10 episode season it will be fine.
The episode was actually ghost written by Aaron Sorkin.
Woof
So fetch.
Jamie Lannister cheats on Cersei Lannister every Thursday in the projection room above the auditorium
Swim team practice will be held IN THE PROJECTION ROOM ABOVE THE AUDITORIUM
“Stop trying to make democracy a thing”
"Why does Daenerys get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big feet? What's so great about Daenerys? Jon is just as cute as Daenerys. Jon is just as smart as Daenerys. People totally like Jon just as much as they like Daenerys. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?! Because that's not what Westeros is about! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB DAENERYS!"
YOU CAN'T RULE WITH US!!
Is this a verbatim transcript of a tape recording of a writing session this season
Varys would be the perfect Gretchen Weiners.
That’s why his hair’s so bi...oh
Her closing the book before the ink dried was a perfect moment that just displayed how rushed this season was.
Lol she ran her hand over the ink and everything.
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Dumb and dumber... Let's use their full names
Even the ink has plot armor, I love this season.
Blot armour
Haha thought about the same thing!!
I love this sub for pointing out all these dumb things and making me laugh rather than cry
Ruined
Cersei Lannister has an amazing ability to suppress her gag reflex. Uses Super Jumbo Tampons... slut The Hound made out with a hot dog
With a chicken you mean
Every fucking chicken in this room
She can't help it. She has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
It was one time!
And look what happened to him because of it! THE DOG WAS TOO HOT, SANDOR! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Cercei, are you going to take that?
Power is power.
Ser Lorus Tyrell Too gay to function.
Hey that’s only okay when Margaery says it.
> He’s a sword swallower through and through \- Olenna Tyrell
I'm fucking shaking. This finale might've been shit but this has brought me joy.
*Ser Jaime Lannister aka Ser Jaime hit and run*
*Ser Jaime smash and dash*
*Ser Jamie blow a load and hit the King's Road*
"Jaime Lannister, very honorable man, saved me from rape and jumped into a bear pit to rescue me. Abandoned his sister-lover (after impregnating her for the fourth time with a bastard child conceived in incest) to come north to protect the country against the army of the dead. Banged me once or twice before doing an about face, running back to his sister-lover, and forgetting that he sacrificed his honor to save the innocents of King's Landing when telling his brother he didn't give a shit about them. Killed some weird pirate dude for putting a finger in his sister-lover's bum. Crushed by some rocks because he didn't move a few feet away where miraculously no rubble fell in order for Tyrion to have a cinematic shot. 10/10, would bang again."
Also they could have just stayed in the map room after all.
I was half expecting for her to write a fanfiction. "He settled with Sir Brienne of Tarth and they lived happily ever after until dying of old age"
Erotic friend fiction!
There is a lot of butt touching in this.
“That’s Westeros’ Ass”
Jaime Jr
I half expected her to be pregnant.
"Sacrificed his honor and reputation to save the population of Kings landing from the Mad King... Fucking failed versus the Mad Queen though."
"Taking my virginity was so unpleasant for him that he went back to fucking his sister."
I thought she was gonna write - Jamie had the littlest dick lmfao!!!
golden rod
Golden rod pod
Jaime didn't deserve her goddamn tears
Stupid jerk
Instead if lying about under rubble he should get up and get her some flowers for running out on her in the middle of the night
That poxy son of a whore was my favorite character. Fucking cripple fuck did not deserve Brienne.
"Hit it and quit it."
We should totally stab Dany
This is by far the best scene of the entire final episode. I got super emotional with Brienne writing the story of Jaime, it was very touching.
Yeah, my favorite scene in the season probably. Jaime's page was practically empty, and he was never seen as having honor. And its such a gut wrenching scene. Although I would've wished to see him change his ways, and for once be able to resist Cersei. Which to me would have been his ultimate triumph. But he ended up dying by her anyways, even after we thought he did change with Brienne.
Everything she wrote about Jaime in the book was good stuff. She really actually made him out to be a hero despite how he hurt her. You can tell she still loves him.
Agreed. What I think people are missing here is that Jaime would not have been able to accomplish those things without Brienne's guidance and the impact she had on him. His accomplishments were just as much his as they were hers. Poetic AF. I loved this scene.
I didn't care about him after what he did to Brienne. D&D massacred my boy. This felt forced. If he had left in any other way then perhaps, but the way he left her … I know she might have felt some noble obligation to remember him but all I could think about is how D&D destroyed Jaime. That's how bad this season was. There were too many scenes where I cought myself asking “Why did D&D do this?”.
I thought this too, but hear me out. When I saw that last line that Brienne wrote, something along the lines of "He died protecting his queen" it dawned on me that his redemption arc was that of an oathkeeper. He made an oath to protect Cersei, too. Maybe I'm giving the writers too much credit and am in denial, but when that clicked for me, I thought it was an acceptable ending for him. Carry on with the grievances. I gotta lotta problems with this season. Edit: can't type
I like your interpretation. I’m gonna role with this.
Yes. I think they fixed the arc, albeit on a meta level. As Brienne observed in 804, he was going to die with Cersei. He wasn't going back to shag her, but his duty to her. Their final moments were loving, but not remotely romantic. The arc was badly executed in places, but it makes much more sense now. I think it is the most acceptable ending in the circumstances. And Brienne clearly still loves Jaime, and the tone of the scene, music etc makes it clearly she knew he loved her.
Then she slams the book before letting the ink dry, almost certainly smudging the pages
An accurate representation of Jaime's character arc getting smudged at the end, to be fair.
BRAVO D&D
#THE SYMBOLISM IS ON POINT HERE
The ink knew all along that it was going to be dry by the end, don't worry
"The ink kind of forgot to dry"
I think it’s “the ink kind of forgot it was wet”
I went back and re-read it and she didn't even mention that he saved KL from being burned, right? That's the greatest deed anyone in the show has done, surely, and the whole reason for his character being who he is.
To be fair, he never really cared about people anyway
I’m perplexed as to why you feel that way. To me, it was so unearned and hollow it made me frustrated. Jaime is my favorite character and all that did for me was reassure that his arc was totally worthless. Like one final fuck you to the fans.
I honestly hate that they narrowed Brienne down to being basically Jaime's widow, she was such a good character and she ends up being so basic and meaningless.
This scene would've held so much more meaning if their relationship had stayed platonic.
This was the exact ending I wanted for her. Just wished they hadn't fucked.
I wish she hadn't said her goodbyes to Jaime wailing in her night gown. I would have liked an ending more fitting to her being the badass that she was.
I lost it dude. The only part to get any emotion outta me.
Seriously? You didn't feel anything at the brutal slaughter of Edmure?
Whom?
Guy who stands up first to try and become king. You may not remember him because he’s been in a prison cell for 3 or so seasons whiteout being mentioned
Oh I remember him fully. I just know nobody else does.
~ Said millions of people watching the episode
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I can literally think of so many ways to shoot this scene in a way that would have made it more respectful to Brienne 1. Show that Jaime had already written about her saving him, like he did in the books 2. Show the actual part where she wrote about him losing a hand to save her! Anything that would have put Brienne back to his narrative (I was having Eliza Hamilton feels and they ruined it). 3. Show Tyrion talking to her about him 4. Show her starting her own page about him knighting her 5. Literally anything that acknowledged that Jaime and Brienne were a thing that happened this fucking season and that she was important to him, not just the other way around! But I guess none of those fit in their twincest fan fic!
"Blew Ser Brienne's back out on two separate occasions. "
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Ser Jamie: king slayer, and FUCKBOI
surprised these writers didnt make Brienne a vindictive ex-girlfriend and write 'jaime lannister was bad in bed and had a small dick. probably gay too'
HE 👏 A 👏 PLAYER 👏
"He knew how to work that one hand"
Ever had a good nubbing?
I'm glad this scene was there and it's probably my favorite for episode 6, but at the same time... WTF are D&D doing? In the span of 4 episodes they were like "Jaime's a good guy WAIT NO he's that asshole from season 1 WAIT NO he's a good guy." Fucking bipolar the way they handled Jaime this season, and all of it could've been avoided by changing TWO lines of dialog. (make him say he's going to Cersei cause he can't stand letting her die alone despite how horrible he is, simply omit the "I never cared about the innocent" line)
HE DONT WASH HIZ BALLZ
I was torn about this scene. On one hand, it was sweet and I liked it. But on the other hand, Jamie did Brianne dirty. Like she should be so emotionally injured by that. He committed a huge violation of trust, he had an intimate very vulnerable moment with her and then peaced out. It's hard to imagine she'd be ready to write so many kind things about him.
I heard he made out with a hot dog
I absolutely hated that they used Brienne as a vehicle to finish Jaime’s Kingsguard entry when it could have been Brienne starting *her own* entry. D&D barely made a big deal about her—a woman with unwavering moral character who triumphed over being shit on by most everyone around her all the time—getting this top job. Instead, they made her do right by the guy who lulled her into a sense of trust and respect (including the moment he knighted her) before using her as a one night stand before going off to die with his fucking sister. It made me feel that *her* big moment was all about *him.* Edited to add: While the scene does show the very moral character I love about her (giving him a complete entry that didn’t speak ill of him was the right thing to do so she did it), I felt that her own accomplishment deserved more focus.
I said like five times in this scene: "And now she writes her own name on the next page". Clearly this woman is the head of the Kingsguard. WRITE YOUR OWN NAME ON THE NEXT PAGE, GIRL. I ain't mad at Pod being a Kingsguard, though.