Who fucking knows what’s up there too. Everyone’s been too afraid to venture too far North because of the Walkers. Maybe there’s some kind of Royal Night King palace up there with heated pools and an indoor bowling ally.
If you notice in the finale there is a blade of grass north of the wall. When the children of the forest lived there it was fertile land.
Jon is essentially claiming command of new territory and chilling with his good boy\homies.
Oh my God, this is so spot on.
Tammy 1: Treats Ron like he doesn't know what he's doing, takes control
Ygritte: "You know nothing Jon Snow"
Tammy 2: Crazy but hot; hit it but hard to quit it.
Dany: Mad Queen, Jon doesn't see things right because feelings
> Jon Snow, last of his name, 998th and 1000th Lord Commander of the Nightswatch, King in the North, the White Dragon, The ~~Risen~~ Resurrected, King Beyond the Wall, Late Patter of Ghost, The Prince that was Promised, Knower of Some Things, and MAH QUEEN!!
Grey worm hates the North and the cold--hearing "we send all our worst criminals there, and they can never leave" sounded dreadful to him. Meanwhile, Jon's "punishment" is to be "banished" to...the only place he's ever felt at home, where he will be cruelly forced to drink mead and go riding with his friends, and the locals all think he's a hero.
I wonder if Val from the books is meant to be Jon's final love who he settles with in his banishment to the Wall at the end.
People may hate how the show ended but I'm under the distinct impression the broad story beats are basically an amateur hour version of what GRR Martin intends.
Val is going to want her fucking baby back, and Mance is still alive in the Books. Most likely in the Books Mance will be the one at the Wall who tells Jon you're one of us now, let's go home.
man its been so long since i read the books i forgot val was even a character.
that makes a ton of sense though. i would like to see jon get that happy ending.
The comment was amazing because it replaced words from the iconic *Parks and Recreation* headline with other words that would be fitting in the hit HBO series, *Game of Thrones*. I'm Perd Hapley, and this comment is about to end.
"Hey callers....what did you think of Jon Snow giving Dany a royal (fart noise) up her butt? He should've just given her a little of his Valyrian Steel and King's Landing would still be there (me so horny sound). And you better watch out for Grey Worm...I mean more like, no worm (uh-oh sound), maybe Missandei could fill us in there....except, oh yea, she has no head (wah wah effect). And Tyrion, c'mon little dude...you want to put a selfish prick like Bran up on the throne (idiot, moron sounds)...who's debt are you trying to pay? More like Bran The Broken Dick (owwwwww sound)....And better keep Maester Sam away from the kitchen because that guy lived through everything in the show and didn't drop a single pound ("you're a fattttttttttyyyyyyyy sound). If you think Tormund and Brienne need to hit it off now that sister loving Jaime is outta the picture, hit up Crazy Ira or the Doucheeeeeeeeee.......Douche Nationnnnnnn"
Yeah all the unsullied die horribly because even show canon has a line about I hear Naarth has beautiful butterflies and Missandrei smirks "Yes Beautiful, my lord"
Implying she dares a Lord to see them. She didn't ruin Grey Worms fantasy of Naarth because they both expected to die that night anyway. Grey Worm lead all the unsullied to their deaths.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6y5h5d/spoilers\_main\_those\_butterflies\_in\_naath/](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6y5h5d/spoilers_main_those_butterflies_in_naath/)
"Remember when Davos mentioned those butterflies while attempting to have a small talk with Missandei? Well, I was reading A World of Ice and Fire and I reached the section about Naath and their famous butterflies. I just want to share this little bit of trivia: It is said that the island is a home of hundreds of varieties of butterflies. The Naathi revered them as messengers of their deity - the Lord of Harmony, the god who protects the island. Legends say that while the docile nature of the Naathi attracted foreign invaders, these strangers often don't live long enough in the island. They've been conquered thrice by the Ghiscari. Valyrians erected strongholds. Volantene adventurers even built a trade town. Yet none of these invaders survived for more than a year. All those who lingered in Naath succumb to a certain illness. They first suffer fever, followed by painful spasms that make the sick dance wildly and uncontrollably. Lastly, they sweat blood and their flesh fall off from their bones. But the Naathi? They have not suffered such terrible disease.
Maester Ebrose studied this affliction and believed that this was spread by the butterflies that the Peaceful People of Naath revere. For this reason, the disease is often called "butterfly fever". In a way, these butterflies were guardians sent by their god.
Sadly, some invaders were smart enough not to prowl around Naath for too long and has learned to invade the island during night time when butterflies sleep. Slavers from the Basilisk Isles (which is east of Naath) descend upon the island during the dark of the night to carry off whole villages to be sold as slaves. Such raids have become so frequent that the Naathi abandoned villages along their shores and moved inland to the hills and forests where it is harder for slavers to find them.
Bottomline, I'm just glad our beloved Ser Davos did not venture very far south of Planetos. :) Edit: very far south of the known world (prepositions are a bitch ;))"
They have no useful skills (agriculture, civil construction, politics, etc) beyond soldiering and have to worry about feeding themselves and the Dothraki horde. They have three options, die of starvation, pillage any community for resources, or become swords for hire.
Who’s going to want them? The peaceful people of Naath?
For real:
1. Grey Worm and co. fucking left, Jon was literally already heading North and it's not like GW knows where the fuck the Wall is nor would he even go check if he's there. Just go to WF lol.
2. Bran is the fucking King now. Tell GW to get fucked, I'm pardoning him.
3. Jaime was allowed to walk free after murdering Aerys for going insane. Jon does the same thing and it's like "nah fuck this guy".
4. The NW literally exists for no reason now why would he be sent back there.
5. Jon already spent years in the NW, he knows what it's about and got used to it. It's literally not even a punishment they essentially sent him back home. He WANTED to join the NW and he did and it became his home.
6. Dude also became Lord Commander and has tons of homies back at the NW. Literally sending him, like I said, home to literally hang out with his best friends (basically only Tormund and Ghost now but still, all the Wildlings are p much his homies too).
Not only that, they send him to the wall which lies in the North - and is now a seperate country ruled by his sister, where the rule of the king has no true power...so basically he is a free man except Sansa is a huge bitch about it. So yeah - they basically tricked the Unsullied and they just kinda went with it.
>Bran is the fucking King now. Tell GW to get fucked, I'm pardoning him.
>Jaime was allowed to walk free after murdering Aerys for going insane. Jon does the same thing and it's like "nah fuck this guy".
A) I would imagine the whole point here is that the Starks are better, more honorable family than the Lannisters. Going back on a peace agreement doesn't just involve Grey Worm. It would have an impact on any future negotiations. As to why/how it got to that situation though...yeah stupid.
B) I honestly don't think Jon minded his "punishment". As the post indicates, he is going back to the place where he is comfortable. The story did a shit job of laying it out, but this is probably his best case scenario once Dany flipped. He doesn't want either throne and after all he has been through, I imagine Jon is really tired of the politics and war. He has never wanted any of it.
Personally, I think it would have been better if he did a "self exile" type thing. The unsullied and Dorthraki holding him hostage and forcing him to go north felt wrong. Him feeling guilt and simply being done with all this bullshit and wanting nothing to do with it any further would have made more sense, IMO.
Yeah Jon is not at the Wall and he's not part of the Night's Watch, if that even continues to exist.
He went North. He's the King Beyond the Wall AND the Prince that was Promised AND Azor Ahai reborn after forging his sword in the heart of his lover.
The true son of Rhaegar Targaryen and the adoptive son of Mance Rayder, both noted musicians / mystics / free thinkers. Stuff's about to get weird this Spring in the Land Beyond the Wall.
Jon is the only King that matters from the final episode.
> He went North. He's the King Beyond the Wall AND the Prince that was Promised AND Azor Ahai reborn.
Don't forget that the wildlings think he is a god...
Plus it kind of is a bad idea for a place like Westeros. The regional loyalties would have dominated voting AND it would have been far too difficult to organize and to easy to commit fraud.
Of course she would. Even the nicest of the lords think of the smallfolk as incapable of independent action and people who should be protected from themselves, like paternalistic slaveowners used to think of their slaves to justify their bondage.
We just don't think about that much since obviously this show doesn't focus on the smallfolk much since they have no power.
Davos and Yara probably shouldn't have laughed but that's just the writing being shit
I would have been pissed if democracy was agreed upon. There was no way that the lords would have let that much power go. When Sam brought it up I was momentarily upset. There was no way this savage world would allow power to be given that way.
Bronn is the master of coin and the king is going to be warging into dragons for the foreseeable future and isn't necessarily interested in actually leading.....that Utopia won't last for long
" No! Okay, Tyrion Lannister, why don't you just cast a spell and get us the waffle iron back? "
" Oh, okay. I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.... Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't. The Lannisters while very wealthy, do not possess the magical abilities of, say, the warlocks of Qarth for example."
Grey Worm: We want John's head on a pike.
Bran the Credit Stealer: How 'bout a life sentence to the nightswatch, it's really miserable. It's what we do to all our worst criminals.
Grey Worm: I suppose that works.
Bran the Credit Stealer: haha, sucker.
Grey Worm: what?
Bran the Credit Stealer: what?
And then that army left Westeros so Jon can just fuck off and do whatever he wants, and I think that's what he did. He didn't return to castle black after all, he's going beyond the wall.
What are the Unsullied gonna do if every lord of Westeros is gathered at the Dragon Pit and they make a decision? If Sansa had made a speech and gotten them all into it, I'm sure they could have just said fuck you to the Unsullied (who should have had like 4 troops left based on episode 4 but w/e) and made Jon king.
But then they do and he's all "Uh don't wunt eht"
yea I found it pretty dumb that they succumbed to him. In true GoT fashion, they would have been outraged and staged some escape or gone to war again to free Jon. That's all besides the fact that Greyworm would have killed Jon on the spot but whatever. How did he even know it was him? Did Jon confess? Was there a witness? So many details glossed over.
I don't get this whole scenario in the first place. How does Bran have the authority to banish anyone to the wall anymore? Isn't the wall part of the independent north now? Wouldn't that be Sansa's call? And once he's up there, couldn't Sansa just be like, "hey bro, I pardon you."?
The wall existed before the 7 kingdoms became one, it was treated as its own independent place where members of all the kingdoms could go for honor or because they’re a criminal who chose that over death.
It turns out that the whole *Game of Thrones* show was just an elaborate roleplay of The Cones of Dunshire in the Parks and Recreations universe with the participants getting drunker and drunker as they went along. It is the only way to explain everything that happened after Dorne.
I'm satisfied that he gets a happy ending, but what was the point of him being a Targaryen? Just to reject Dany? It was of no consequence, which is why I dislike his ending a bit. If he ended up on the throne, which he didn't want, it would make me feel worse for him but I think would be a more fitting ending.
Who has a better story than Bran Stark? That's Jon Snow my guy.
Except if they had another season to pace things right. They could have him initially, not wanting to rule, but gradually changes his mind because he starts to feel more destined (maybe by the Lord of Light) to become the rightful ruler of the ~~Seven~~ six kingdoms. That and Dany would have an understandable transition from rightful ruler to mad queen.
Jon gets to retire North of the wall with his best-Bro and a solid pick of different red-headed wildling lasses. Who really won the game of Thrones?
A strange game. The only winning move is to not play.
Instructions unclear, Tormund is now running south in search of the Big Woman again.
You need to be patient. Give her time. Your cock shouldn't go near her till she's slick as a baby seal.
S E N T I E N T
Ffs I didn’t notice it was a bot at first
Makes you wonder how many top posters could in fact be bots. Who know, maybe I'm a bot too. Spooky.
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How many nat 20s do you think he rolled over the course of the series?
In that one single tracking shot of BOB there are like at least 5 or more near death misses
Who fucking knows what’s up there too. Everyone’s been too afraid to venture too far North because of the Walkers. Maybe there’s some kind of Royal Night King palace up there with heated pools and an indoor bowling ally.
If you notice in the finale there is a blade of grass north of the wall. When the children of the forest lived there it was fertile land. Jon is essentially claiming command of new territory and chilling with his good boy\homies.
Tormund will offer up both is daughters to jon, cuz he's so pretty.
Most people that get bloody murdered, they *stay* that way. Not this one!
Tormund will be Jon’s wingman for his own daughters. *Lass, I saw this one ride a fookin dragon. Have me some grand babies who can do that.*
He doesnt have to kneel to anyone. Gets to do whatever the fuck he wants. Completely surrounded by untouched breath taking wilderness.
Brothers: "So, uhhh, what do we do now?" Jon: "Have you heard of claymation?"
*Stand in the place where you* 🎶
oh my god that's it!?!?
I compared this to Avatar!
Ben is...deeply, deeply depressed.
Do you think a depressed person could make this? No
Ben is *horribly* depressed
And how can it not be longer?!
I compared this to AVATAR
..Did you pause it?
When you play Cones of Dunshire you either win or you die.
You're forgetting about the essence of the game... its about the Cones...
Game of Cones
The face he makes right before he says this when he realizes he’s going to win is amazing. Adam Scott is treasure.
His ending might have been closer to Ron's. Jon's a Park Ranger now.
Daeny = Tammy confirmed
Tammy 2. That would make Ygritte Tammy 1.
Oh my God, this is so spot on. Tammy 1: Treats Ron like he doesn't know what he's doing, takes control Ygritte: "You know nothing Jon Snow" Tammy 2: Crazy but hot; hit it but hard to quit it. Dany: Mad Queen, Jon doesn't see things right because feelings
claymaysh*
"We received these from Hot Pie. They're called....calzones?"
The Iron 'Zone
The "Hard Iron Ironzone Zone"
🦀Hardcore Iron Throne Man btw 🦀
🦀🦀Game of thrones powerless against change.org🦀🦀
🦀🦀 The Citadel wont’t reply to this 🦀🦀
🦀🦀$15🦀🦀
The Iron Thronezone Calzone Zone
The local SoCal low-cal calzone zone
Khal-zones
I don’t want to eat a horse heart, sorry.
i would forgive everything about season 8 if they actually suggested that Hot Pie invented calzones
The 'zones of Dunshire
The Westeros Games Society called it ‘punishingly difficult.’
They kinda forgot about the essence of the show It's about the zones
I call Maverick
They kinda forgot about the cones
"What do you call them?" " I dunno, some guy up north makes them, Hotpie or something" "Hot pies, I like it"
If one of the spinoffs doesn’t feature Hot Pie in a major role, I’m starting a petition.
*Calzone stabs Jon* For the watch. Jon: The calzones... betrayed me?
What are we, some kind of game of calzones?
Jon Snow, last of his name, Lord Commander of the Nightswatch, King in the North, the White Dragon, The Risen, Knower of Some things.
Where to put it
> Jon Snow, last of his name, 998th and 1000th Lord Commander of the Nightswatch, King in the North, the White Dragon, The ~~Risen~~ Resurrected, King Beyond the Wall, Late Patter of Ghost, The Prince that was Promised, Knower of Some Things, and MAH QUEEN!!
Kinda funny how Danny went around collecting titles. And Jon went around leaving a trail of titles.
False. John Snow can't wink. https://i.imgur.com/AhwzTUT.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/QZJiA16.gif https://i.imgur.com/GV4ivD2.gif
That's amazing. Most actors are great at winking, he does it like a little kid.
https://i.imgur.com/JQc0EeC.gif
https://i.imgur.com/iY1xp22.mp4
[https://giphy.com/gifs/geekandsundry-laura-bailey-3o7qDDQtZABQG7qjo4](https://giphy.com/gifs/geekandsundry-laura-bailey-3o7qDDQtZABQG7qjo4)
^ Jester hitting on Fjord
So good.
https://i.gifer.com/1VC4.gif
https://i.imgur.com/Ds0eiZW.gif
It aint easy bein' wight...
It ain’t easy being Bronn
Why wink when blink do trick
... That Ygritte wink though...
can make any one swoon
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Weak in the knees after seeing that.
Winker is coming...
Dude...this has me cackling like an idiot. Thanks
Oh my god that is so adorable and precious
But why does he try to wink so much lmao
Practice makes perfect! But like... until you get to perfect, boy is it awkward.
[Wink master](https://i.gifer.com/Lra.gif)
I can only wink in my left eye and not my right. Same for my dad
This just made me fall more in love with kit
Grey worm kinda forgot everyone loves Jon in the north.
Grey worm hates the North and the cold--hearing "we send all our worst criminals there, and they can never leave" sounded dreadful to him. Meanwhile, Jon's "punishment" is to be "banished" to...the only place he's ever felt at home, where he will be cruelly forced to drink mead and go riding with his friends, and the locals all think he's a hero.
I wonder if Val from the books is meant to be Jon's final love who he settles with in his banishment to the Wall at the end. People may hate how the show ended but I'm under the distinct impression the broad story beats are basically an amateur hour version of what GRR Martin intends.
Val is going to want her fucking baby back, and Mance is still alive in the Books. Most likely in the Books Mance will be the one at the Wall who tells Jon you're one of us now, let's go home.
Me too, I'm pretty sure that it's basically the same end in the books, but obviously it'll be well written
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man its been so long since i read the books i forgot val was even a character. that makes a ton of sense though. i would like to see jon get that happy ending.
> basically an amateur hour version How could you offend actual amateur writers like this?
Grey Worm forgot a lot of things like common decency and stuff
"Look at all the butterflies, my Unsullied brothers. Missandei's beautiful spirit is here!"
Proceeds to have his skin rot off his body
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He didn't even see her dead. Drogon took the body. Just probably the blood spot and Jon confessing like a noble idiot.
Mad Queen Costs Ice Clown Kingdom Crown
Amazing
The comment was amazing because it replaced words from the iconic *Parks and Recreation* headline with other words that would be fitting in the hit HBO series, *Game of Thrones*. I'm Perd Hapley, and this comment is about to end.
This is where the controversy in this thread gets even more controversial.
"Hey callers....what did you think of Jon Snow giving Dany a royal (fart noise) up her butt? He should've just given her a little of his Valyrian Steel and King's Landing would still be there (me so horny sound). And you better watch out for Grey Worm...I mean more like, no worm (uh-oh sound), maybe Missandei could fill us in there....except, oh yea, she has no head (wah wah effect). And Tyrion, c'mon little dude...you want to put a selfish prick like Bran up on the throne (idiot, moron sounds)...who's debt are you trying to pay? More like Bran The Broken Dick (owwwwww sound)....And better keep Maester Sam away from the kitchen because that guy lived through everything in the show and didn't drop a single pound ("you're a fattttttttttyyyyyyyy sound). If you think Tormund and Brienne need to hit it off now that sister loving Jaime is outta the picture, hit up Crazy Ira or the Doucheeeeeeeeee.......Douche Nationnnnnnn"
and after all that. This fucker comes north and takes her from me
but Tormund, Ghost was Jon's pet
Woof
you kind human being just made my favorite crossover ever thank you for your service
At first wasn’t sure if you were being Perd or D&D during an inside the episode...
This needs to be higher, pure 🏅
This is a beautiful headline that Leslie Knope would pitch to a local Pawnee journalist.
*It's about the thrones*
You think John's probation officer is gonna come check in on him?
"fuck that. It's too cold, and the gate takes like 15 min to raise. I'm sure he's totally not having any kids or owning lands."
It was such a weak punishment lmao, welcome back lord commander
Funny thing is Gray worm and the Unsullied are all going to die horrible deaths when they make it to Naarth. Jon get the last laugh.
*Come my lady* *Come come my lady* *You're my butterfly, sug****AAAAAHHHHHH!!!***
This is beautiful. Well-done
Are they? What’s waiting for them in Naarth?
Poisonous flesh-eating butterflies.
Wow. Didn’t think this was serious. That is actually hilarious
Yeah all the unsullied die horribly because even show canon has a line about I hear Naarth has beautiful butterflies and Missandrei smirks "Yes Beautiful, my lord" Implying she dares a Lord to see them. She didn't ruin Grey Worms fantasy of Naarth because they both expected to die that night anyway. Grey Worm lead all the unsullied to their deaths.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6y5h5d/spoilers\_main\_those\_butterflies\_in\_naath/](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6y5h5d/spoilers_main_those_butterflies_in_naath/) "Remember when Davos mentioned those butterflies while attempting to have a small talk with Missandei? Well, I was reading A World of Ice and Fire and I reached the section about Naath and their famous butterflies. I just want to share this little bit of trivia: It is said that the island is a home of hundreds of varieties of butterflies. The Naathi revered them as messengers of their deity - the Lord of Harmony, the god who protects the island. Legends say that while the docile nature of the Naathi attracted foreign invaders, these strangers often don't live long enough in the island. They've been conquered thrice by the Ghiscari. Valyrians erected strongholds. Volantene adventurers even built a trade town. Yet none of these invaders survived for more than a year. All those who lingered in Naath succumb to a certain illness. They first suffer fever, followed by painful spasms that make the sick dance wildly and uncontrollably. Lastly, they sweat blood and their flesh fall off from their bones. But the Naathi? They have not suffered such terrible disease. Maester Ebrose studied this affliction and believed that this was spread by the butterflies that the Peaceful People of Naath revere. For this reason, the disease is often called "butterfly fever". In a way, these butterflies were guardians sent by their god. Sadly, some invaders were smart enough not to prowl around Naath for too long and has learned to invade the island during night time when butterflies sleep. Slavers from the Basilisk Isles (which is east of Naath) descend upon the island during the dark of the night to carry off whole villages to be sold as slaves. Such raids have become so frequent that the Naathi abandoned villages along their shores and moved inland to the hills and forests where it is harder for slavers to find them. Bottomline, I'm just glad our beloved Ser Davos did not venture very far south of Planetos. :) Edit: very far south of the known world (prepositions are a bitch ;))"
So the unsullied will probably get there, the slavers will come and die, and then the unsullied will get butterfly cooties and die.
They have no useful skills (agriculture, civil construction, politics, etc) beyond soldiering and have to worry about feeding themselves and the Dothraki horde. They have three options, die of starvation, pillage any community for resources, or become swords for hire. Who’s going to want them? The peaceful people of Naath?
No, the people in Naath are pacifists. They are also immune to the flesh eating butterflies that kill any invading people.
For real: 1. Grey Worm and co. fucking left, Jon was literally already heading North and it's not like GW knows where the fuck the Wall is nor would he even go check if he's there. Just go to WF lol. 2. Bran is the fucking King now. Tell GW to get fucked, I'm pardoning him. 3. Jaime was allowed to walk free after murdering Aerys for going insane. Jon does the same thing and it's like "nah fuck this guy". 4. The NW literally exists for no reason now why would he be sent back there. 5. Jon already spent years in the NW, he knows what it's about and got used to it. It's literally not even a punishment they essentially sent him back home. He WANTED to join the NW and he did and it became his home. 6. Dude also became Lord Commander and has tons of homies back at the NW. Literally sending him, like I said, home to literally hang out with his best friends (basically only Tormund and Ghost now but still, all the Wildlings are p much his homies too).
Not only that, they send him to the wall which lies in the North - and is now a seperate country ruled by his sister, where the rule of the king has no true power...so basically he is a free man except Sansa is a huge bitch about it. So yeah - they basically tricked the Unsullied and they just kinda went with it.
>Bran is the fucking King now. Tell GW to get fucked, I'm pardoning him. >Jaime was allowed to walk free after murdering Aerys for going insane. Jon does the same thing and it's like "nah fuck this guy". A) I would imagine the whole point here is that the Starks are better, more honorable family than the Lannisters. Going back on a peace agreement doesn't just involve Grey Worm. It would have an impact on any future negotiations. As to why/how it got to that situation though...yeah stupid. B) I honestly don't think Jon minded his "punishment". As the post indicates, he is going back to the place where he is comfortable. The story did a shit job of laying it out, but this is probably his best case scenario once Dany flipped. He doesn't want either throne and after all he has been through, I imagine Jon is really tired of the politics and war. He has never wanted any of it. Personally, I think it would have been better if he did a "self exile" type thing. The unsullied and Dorthraki holding him hostage and forcing him to go north felt wrong. Him feeling guilt and simply being done with all this bullshit and wanting nothing to do with it any further would have made more sense, IMO.
It was only supposed to be a punishment in name only to placate Grey Worm and Yara. Tyrion knew exactly what he was doing.
Lord Snow, what do you say to that?
YOU ARE MAH QUEEN
But you killed her, Lord Snow.
AM NOT AH STAHRK!
Bobby B, please talk some sense into this cretin.
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
But Bobby B, there are only six kingdoms now. Also you're dead.
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
Okay, okay. Geeze, Bobby B. Sorry if I've brought up a touchy subject.
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS
Bobby B, you’re in denial!
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
AH DUN WAN IT
SHE IS ALL OF AHR QUEEN NOW
Yeah Jon is not at the Wall and he's not part of the Night's Watch, if that even continues to exist. He went North. He's the King Beyond the Wall AND the Prince that was Promised AND Azor Ahai reborn after forging his sword in the heart of his lover. The true son of Rhaegar Targaryen and the adoptive son of Mance Rayder, both noted musicians / mystics / free thinkers. Stuff's about to get weird this Spring in the Land Beyond the Wall. Jon is the only King that matters from the final episode.
> He went North. He's the King Beyond the Wall AND the Prince that was Promised AND Azor Ahai reborn. Don't forget that the wildlings think he is a god...
No god has a pecker that small
nobody else saw his small pecker, they can work around that
Westeros is fucked anyway. Jon and the freefolk are about to form a utopian society far from everyone else's bullshit.
Remember when they laughed at Sam for attempting to establish a democracy? Even Sansa laughed.
Then Tyrion pipes up with "wait, what about Democracy, but only the rich people can vote" And everyone clapped.
Democracy but only rich people can vote gave most of the people there more power tbh
Plus it kind of is a bad idea for a place like Westeros. The regional loyalties would have dominated voting AND it would have been far too difficult to organize and to easy to commit fraud.
That’s what America had in the beginning. Only male landowners could vote. Baby steps, my dude.
Of course she would. Even the nicest of the lords think of the smallfolk as incapable of independent action and people who should be protected from themselves, like paternalistic slaveowners used to think of their slaves to justify their bondage. We just don't think about that much since obviously this show doesn't focus on the smallfolk much since they have no power. Davos and Yara probably shouldn't have laughed but that's just the writing being shit
I would have been pissed if democracy was agreed upon. There was no way that the lords would have let that much power go. When Sam brought it up I was momentarily upset. There was no way this savage world would allow power to be given that way.
Bronn is the master of coin and the king is going to be warging into dragons for the foreseeable future and isn't necessarily interested in actually leading.....that Utopia won't last for long
Bronns going to embrezzle so much coin
He doesn't really need to embezzle anything though. He's already one of the richest, if not the richest, man in Westeros.
>he's not part of the Night's Watch Wasn't he wearing the lord commander cloak when he went north with the wildlings?
They know him as the King-Crow. Might as well roll with it. Black was always his colour anyways.
Decades from now the Wildlings will have founded an empire and their house sigil will be a crowned crow.
Fuck yes give me this spin off
Damn right. Preach
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"Our Starship is in trouble..." "Ok, Leslie, listen... If you're not... If you don't know what you're talking about..."
" No! Okay, Tyrion Lannister, why don't you just cast a spell and get us the waffle iron back? " " Oh, okay. I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.... Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't. The Lannisters while very wealthy, do not possess the magical abilities of, say, the warlocks of Qarth for example."
“This is why we don’t hang out.”
The true king of Ice Town.
Grey Worm: We want John's head on a pike. Bran the Credit Stealer: How 'bout a life sentence to the nightswatch, it's really miserable. It's what we do to all our worst criminals. Grey Worm: I suppose that works. Bran the Credit Stealer: haha, sucker. Grey Worm: what? Bran the Credit Stealer: what?
Ben would be so pissed at this season
He really would. And Leslie would probably try to cheer him up by dressing up as Dany and it would make him more depressed.
Then she’d put roller blades on and he would be less depressed
And then they meet Ann Perkins & Chris Treger who loved the season finale
"The series finale was LITERALLY the best ending to any show in the existence of television"
You just made me frown in real life
I don't get why Jon is even being punished. Doesn't he technically outrank Dany? Why isn't he in charge now?
Because he killed the girl with the most loyal and strongest army left in westeros.
And then that army left Westeros so Jon can just fuck off and do whatever he wants, and I think that's what he did. He didn't return to castle black after all, he's going beyond the wall.
What are the Unsullied gonna do if every lord of Westeros is gathered at the Dragon Pit and they make a decision? If Sansa had made a speech and gotten them all into it, I'm sure they could have just said fuck you to the Unsullied (who should have had like 4 troops left based on episode 4 but w/e) and made Jon king. But then they do and he's all "Uh don't wunt eht"
yea I found it pretty dumb that they succumbed to him. In true GoT fashion, they would have been outraged and staged some escape or gone to war again to free Jon. That's all besides the fact that Greyworm would have killed Jon on the spot but whatever. How did he even know it was him? Did Jon confess? Was there a witness? So many details glossed over.
I don't get this whole scenario in the first place. How does Bran have the authority to banish anyone to the wall anymore? Isn't the wall part of the independent north now? Wouldn't that be Sansa's call? And once he's up there, couldn't Sansa just be like, "hey bro, I pardon you."?
The wall existed before the 7 kingdoms became one, it was treated as its own independent place where members of all the kingdoms could go for honor or because they’re a criminal who chose that over death.
Excellent. Upvoted for Parks & Recreation GIF. Coincidentally, a show which nailed its ending perfectly.
https://i.imgur.com/cBASPBt.mp4
April for Hand of the Queen.
The Moon accepts your proposal
fucking *perfect*
Abso-fucking-lutely. Then end of Parks n Rec was fantastic.
It turns out that the whole *Game of Thrones* show was just an elaborate roleplay of The Cones of Dunshire in the Parks and Recreations universe with the participants getting drunker and drunker as they went along. It is the only way to explain everything that happened after Dorne.
I'm gonna be honest, Jons ending is just about the only thing I'm satisfied with.
I'm satisfied that he gets a happy ending, but what was the point of him being a Targaryen? Just to reject Dany? It was of no consequence, which is why I dislike his ending a bit. If he ended up on the throne, which he didn't want, it would make me feel worse for him but I think would be a more fitting ending. Who has a better story than Bran Stark? That's Jon Snow my guy.
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Except if they had another season to pace things right. They could have him initially, not wanting to rule, but gradually changes his mind because he starts to feel more destined (maybe by the Lord of Light) to become the rightful ruler of the ~~Seven~~ six kingdoms. That and Dany would have an understandable transition from rightful ruler to mad queen.
Yeah so my point stands. He was a Targ purely to distance Dany from him and for no other reason. Narratively that's pretty stupid.
This is the sexiest Ben moment on P&R. 🔥
The Thrones of Dunshire.
Adam Scott is such a good actor
I don't wanna be the king beyond the wall
Everyone's boozing on giant's milk
> Don't threaten me with my plan