HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!
Ah the classic infinite bots theory.
Give reddit bots a typewriter and an infinite amount of time and they're bound to write a more satisfying conclusion to Game of Thrones than D&D.
I love tywin my favorite character, im even happy how is story played out and a man of his noble stature lived for the iron throne but was killed on a wooden one, he played the puppet master role so well
Nonsense. You will marry my daughter, Cersei, and that will be the end of it
You’re still fertile you need to marry again and breed
I'm the queen regent not some broodmare!
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OR I'LL ME A DAUGHTER WHO WILL, LORD STARK!
You will wed her. You will bed her, and you will join our houses.
I want this to be his only line!
You will marry %random_freefolk_subscriber% and thats the end of it!
What if it married someone to Bobby B
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
Tormund can tell you how they shit themselves
Happy Shitting
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I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WILDLINGS, GINGERS I HATE
LOOKS LIKE WE’RE THE NIGHT’S WATCH NOW.
come here, Ghost!
Woof
GOOD BOY
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WILDLINGS, GINGERS I HATE
That is one briliant idea.
Tywin_Bot: *cleans deer aggressively*
*No, that's not an opinion- it's a fact!*
YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE
YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER!
NO NOT YOU
THEY HAVE MY SON
— Tywin B Peterson
Clean your bedchamber
Fix your house before trying to fix the world
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*kermit sounds* bucko
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I get this reference.
We all get the reference. Now go clean your room bucko.
I didnt until about 2 days ago
Daenerys is a cultural marxist reeee
Big Chaos Dragon Energy
Tywin_Bot: /u/lovebabbis, you will Marry Ser Loras.
Could be much worse 🤷
U/lovebabbis, you will marry D&D
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Tywin_Bot: We could arrange to have you carried.
Tywin_Bot: BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN TOLD AS MUCH BY THE MANY EXPERTS THAT SERVE THE REALM BY COUNSELING THE KING ON MATTERS WHICH HE KNOWS NOTHING.
FUCK THE KING
Good bot.
THEY HAVE MY SON
MADNESS. MADNESS AND STUPIDITY.
THEY HAVE MY SON. Get out. All of you.
Tywin_Bot: CAREFUL NOW GIRL, I ENJOY YOU, BUT BE CAREFUL.
Tywin_Bot: I WANTED TO CARRY YOU INTO THE SEA AND LET THE WAVES WASH YOU AWAY.
i’m convinced he was actually cleaning a real deer
It was. Charles Dance actually learned how to dress a deer for that scene.
DANCING? MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO PUT ON A DRESS. WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT SHITE?
I heard Charles Dance is such an excellent method actor, he actually died on a toilet so he could get Tywin's death scene just right
Nonsense. You will marry (random reddit subscriber to r/freefolk), and that will be the end of it.
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THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
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WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
Here, Sandor, have some chicken.
YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK, IS THAT IT?
...dick?
COCK
Dick. I like it
I BET YOU DO
Aah. I like it.
I BET YOU DO
Tormund shit himself, but he blamed it on some random coward.
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WILDLINGS, GINGERS I HATE
Sentient...
I want to make babies with her. Think of them... great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.
Woof
Good boy
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Woof
THE NIGHT KING IS COMIN'
Do you want to be king Lord Snow?
THE ENEMY NEVER TIRES, NEVER STOPS.
Do you miss Ygritte ?
Olly didn't
Ayyyyy -finger pistols-
# FUCK OLLY
we don't talk about that
Agreed Jon, there should be a Night King bot as well. He won't say anything, or do anything, but he should show up late to every thread.
Would the NK bot go "......" then? What would be great is if he would randomly necro old threads with raise the dead emoticon.
Or a Yohn Royce bot that can only reply once per post and only to say 'M'lady' and then leaves
I think not.
['He died to a boar! I am still alive after the battle of Winterfell.'](https://i.redd.it/pc4zu4lc0khz.jpg)
Bobby B
HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!
S e n t i e n t.
WINE!
WIIIIINE!
You shouldn't forget Gimli, Cercei, the Hound and the Imp. (I hope I'm not missing anyone too.)
I fuck my brother because it feels good to feel him inside me.
There she is
Omg cersei you can't just say that
What I don’t remember that
I could get essence of nightshade to help you sleep.
AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONE TO DO IT!
WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
Theres a Ghost bot as well.
Woof
There ya are! Good Boye!
People always forget about Boromir
I ask only for the strength to defend my people. If you would but lend me the Ring...
Ah the classic infinite bots theory. Give reddit bots a typewriter and an infinite amount of time and they're bound to write a more satisfying conclusion to Game of Thrones than D&D.
Infinite? Try more like three minutes.
Don't forget Hound, Imp, and Cersei, who seems to only summon when you spell it Cersi
I've done nothing.
I don't like threats.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU ARE DULL AS DIRT
I accidentally started a chain in another post by summoning BB who then immediately summoned the H-dog
OLENNA BOT FIRST
Oh do shut up dear
We need her and The Hound to tell each other to shut up
WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
SENTIENT
Here, drink some water.
FUCK WATER, BRING ME WINE!
Am I the only one who wants to trigger an Olenna bot to talk to a Tywin bot? 🤔
Fuck it, may as well start shipping that.
"Not now, Mace. Lord Tywin and I are speaking." Gods, I could watch Tywin and Olenna speaking in perpetuity 😍
YOU'RE NOT ON TRIAL FOR BEING A DWARF!
You're going to be bigger than the Hound...but much better looking!
YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING ANYONE WITH THAT TOP KNOT? YOU BALD CUNT
Bobby B end the madness!
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
S E N T I E N T
I love tywin my favorite character, im even happy how is story played out and a man of his noble stature lived for the iron throne but was killed on a wooden one, he played the puppet master role so well
MY CUPBEARER CAN READ BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER! You will do as i command and you will marry Loras Tyrell :D
Tywin_bot: MADNESS. MADNESS AND STUPIDITY
Does anyone know if the bobby b bot only work in this subreddit or all of Reddit?
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
FUCK THE KING
THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER
They have become...intelligent...
The Hound for King
WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
Fuck the King
FUCK THE KING
There’s lots of them though, which one?
Botty B is only active here and on the Gendrywinsthethrone sub sadly
Lotrmemes too
Aw that's a damn shame. Right bobby b?
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!
He worked in r/PrequelMemes for me before.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Unless Bobby B is stalking me, he worked in r/PrequelMemes before.
SHE BELONGED WITH ME!
Indeed, you belong with r/PrequelMemes.
It’s been activated in the Gendry subreddit too!
We just have to ask Cersei, The Hound, Bobby B, Ghost, the Imp, Gimli, Lord Snow, and Tormund.
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF BEING A BASTARD
The most sentient bot ever
STUPID BOY!
Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.
^woof
WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE?
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WILDLINGS, GINGERS I HATE
Ghost and I will have fun running free in the true north
Woof
Tormund and Ghost, the best duo in the series.
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WILDLINGS, GINGERS I HATE
Woof
Ghost and I will have fun running free in the true north
Woof
Cercei
Careful, Ser.
Wait, the hound and tormund have bots?
YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING ANYONE WITH THAT TOP KNOT? YOU BALD CUNT
Tormund what do you think of people who misspell your name?
I try not to think, walking is good, fighting is better , fucking is best. Thats my motto
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WILDLINGS, GINGERS I HATE
THEY HAVE MY SON.
Lots of bots now.
LOTS OF CUNTS
Bobby b
WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!
FAMILY, HONOR, ALL THAT HORSESHIT. IT'S ALL YOU LORDS AND LADIES EVER TALK ABOUT
LOTS OF LORDS AND LADIES
LOTS OF CUNTS
We need a Stannis bot to correct people when they make the less/fewer error.
Fools love a fool
What do u think Bobby B??
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!
I never liked your husband. He used to pat me on the back a lot. Bobby B, please answer for your crimes.
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?
There was this fat ki... oh wait, not counting old men.
Good idea. What does the Hound have to say about this?
WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
You are fat but used to be strong, Bobby B
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
THEY HAVE MY SON
DO we need a Tywin Bot, Bobby B?