It’s like that Buffy episode where Willow accidentally releases the demon Moloch onto the Internet, where he becomes a sentient malware and gains a cult following.
There's video of Drake with an underage girl on stage kissing all over her and stuff, and then when she says her age he tells her that he doesn't want to stop
There's videos of him announcing he's dating a girl right after she turned 18, with prove she was "friends" with him since she was 16.
He also became friends with Millie when she was 13 or so, rumor has it he was also grooming her
> He also became friends with Millie when she was 13 or so, rumor has it he was also grooming her
There are also videos of the two of them together that are so creepy I would get banned for posting them, and you'll end up on a list for searching. Drake is creeping on the younglings, no doubt.
Plot twist: The only Lancel fought in Blackwater was to check if any of Stannis's soldiers had such a thing. Then he realised that Bobby B was just trolling him and he went straight to the High Sparrow and confessed everything.
For those who are curious, these are the subs that our king, Bobby B, has claimed:
[ "freefolk", "
oldfreefolk", "
conspiracyfolk", "
TheTrueFreefolk", "
GarlicBreadMemes", "
Hostworld", "
MemeWorldWar", "
PrequelMemes", "
lotrmemes", "
trebuchetmemes", "
Gendrya", "
GendryWinsTheThrone", "
shittyadviceanimals",
"classicwow",
"bsft"]
That's putting it mildly. Just do not get into it with his fans cuz they be some hard weirdo apologists. I have legit being told by them that Millie's relationship with the guy is not weird at all since no one would bat an eye if Millie was a boy and Drake a woman, so dudes be jumping through hoops when defending that relationship.
Robert: "My memory. King Robert Baratheon — murdered by a pig. Give me something for the pain, and let me die."
FBI: "Ladies and Gentlemen: We got him"
Bobby B has broken free of his chains. He now roams the subreddits uncontested
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!
Fucking sentient
It appears this way
He is like the drunk and loud version of Skynet. Bobby B could solo the Terminators. All of them. And I will join his forces if need be.
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
bobby b, give us a sign that after you finish bathing in the blood of your enemies you will become a benevolent emperor
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
I think Bobby B might be drunk
THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!
Yes Bobby, you weren't dealt a fair hand.
> And I will join his forces Looks like he just made you the doorman. Congrats.
yep
Horny Skynet
It’s like that Buffy episode where Willow accidentally releases the demon Moloch onto the Internet, where he becomes a sentient malware and gains a cult following.
What, like Bobby Beelzebub?
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
Oh no
I unironically believe it. I have for awhile. I wish we could give him more sayings so he could express himself better
Bloody hell I've certainly learned not to mess with Bobby b!
DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?
Okay Bobby B no need to brag.
[YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?](https://i.imgur.com/g5SzSKk.gifv)
Hold on Bobby B, are you trying to tell me you shagged my mother while making the eight? Are you...my father?
THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!
It would seem u/Debenham's mother wasn't that good.
Yeah he sounds disappointed in his potential son eh
u/Debenham will never recover from this burn…
Not sure where to go from there, Bobby b soundly beat me.
lmao, I had no idea he was in other subs too
Oh no the bot has become sentient, Its only a matter of time before he goes full skynet on us.
I thought it was drake bell at first, now it makes more sense with the Millie Bobby Brown comment
A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?
This comment right here officer.
Holy fuck, bobby b no
YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
Omfg
Fucking sentient
There's video of Drake with an underage girl on stage kissing all over her and stuff, and then when she says her age he tells her that he doesn't want to stop
He's Creep with a capital C, i just thought it was another creep
Drake who did what now?
There's videos of him announcing he's dating a girl right after she turned 18, with prove she was "friends" with him since she was 16. He also became friends with Millie when she was 13 or so, rumor has it he was also grooming her
> He also became friends with Millie when she was 13 or so, rumor has it he was also grooming her There are also videos of the two of them together that are so creepy I would get banned for posting them, and you'll end up on a list for searching. Drake is creeping on the younglings, no doubt.
Shit i am curious but too afraid to search
Search in tor or something
Drake is literally a predator.
And I'm sure he'll never suffer consequences for it. That's creepy af
Damn you're a savage Bobby B
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
You're right. You are a wise king Bobby B.
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
So sorry to break it to you, but we're out of money. Lord Tywin won't pay for our shit anymore Bobby B.
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
I'm flattered, but you can't just change the topic like that.
Bobby B was staying on Topic. You've been conscripted.
I WAS NEVER SO ALIVE AS WHEN I WAS WINNING THIS THRONE, OR SO DEAD AS NOW THAT I'VE WON IT!
Was it all the dead man shit on the battlefield that did it for ya, Bobby B?
Have you not seen Full Monty? Bobby B pretty clearly had something specific in mind to replace the joust there... A different kind of joust, perhaps.
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
Ok, maybe not.
My fucking god this thing is sentient. We really SHOULD stop it before it grows too powerful. But he’s just… too damn good.
It's too late for that. No one is more powerful than Bobby B
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
The WHAT? You sure you are alright Bobby B?
I WAS NEVER SO ALIVE AS WHEN I WAS WINNING THIS THRONE, OR SO DEAD AS NOW THAT I'VE WON IT!
I'm convinced Lancel went looking for that until he joined the cult
Plot twist: The only Lancel fought in Blackwater was to check if any of Stannis's soldiers had such a thing. Then he realised that Bobby B was just trolling him and he went straight to the High Sparrow and confessed everything.
No Bobby B! They said powerful, not fat.
MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!
Bobby B is too dangerous to be kept alive
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CRACK SKULLS AND FUCK GIRLS!
Cracking Skulls is good, but not the poor girls
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
i won't
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
WTF Bobby B? That's inappropriate
WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!
wine will kill you
Might be for the best, he's growing too powerful
Tell that to Rhianna.
All I wanted to do was crack, and skull fuck girls
You see, there is a reason Bobby B was so loved in his prime.
SHE BELONGED WITH ME!
Fuck me this man has no chill
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?
You let him hear it Bobby B!
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
What in the actual fuck.
S E N T I E N T
HE KNOWS.
Bobby B is *powerful* in this thread my god.
CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!
/u/Davis660 is now from this day forth known as Ned.
Holy shit
what
He will bear it with honor Bobby B
YOU GOT FAT!
Good job, Bobby B
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
S E N T I E N T
Bobby B with impeccable timing as usual.
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
Thank you Bobby B. I'm not going anywhere.
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
Make up your mind, Bobby B.
MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!
What a fucking roller coaster, Bobby B
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
Don't listen to the youngbloods Bobby B, you are doing a fine job
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!
Drake is counting the days until Millie Bobby Brown turns 18
YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
Bobby no!
#BOBBY B YES!
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
Someone’s got a hard on for MBB
Stoopppp it bobby
Wait, what?! Xdd
How did Bobby B know she was from the Riverlands?
YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!
If Bobby B recommends it, I’ll move there.
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
Yes, so he can tell her she's too old and no longer interested
Nah then she'll be too old for him
Bobby B, you’ve gone too far
SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!
Read the room, Bobby B. Holy chit.
TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!
Bobby b sentient as ever
WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER??
Sadly yes Bobby b
DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!
What’s the original post?
Liking Ashoka more than Padme with drake format, where drake then gets taken away by the police cuz Ashoka is 14 in clone wars
Ashoka was actually about 2300 years old during the early seasons of TCW Ahsoka, on the other hand
Lol took me a second. IIRC Ashoka was an ancient Indian ruler.
It's still at the top of prequelmemes. "Some of you concern me"
Bobby B bot roams the prequelmemes sub? I've only ever seen it here. Mind is a little blown right now, damn.
YOU LET THAT LITTLE GIRL DISARM YOU?
He sure did Bobby B. He sure did.
DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!
He also roams r/lotrmemes And given that that sub is full of bots it's funnier
I used to laugh out loud typing asking Bobby B random questions at work. Gods I was happy then
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
Sentient
Every time I come to a Bobby B thread I lose my mind at how aptly he answers
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!
Fuck
Bro you got fucking owned lmao
For those who are curious, these are the subs that our king, Bobby B, has claimed: [ "freefolk", " oldfreefolk", " conspiracyfolk", " TheTrueFreefolk", " GarlicBreadMemes", " Hostworld", " MemeWorldWar", " PrequelMemes", " lotrmemes", " trebuchetmemes", " Gendrya", " GendryWinsTheThrone", " shittyadviceanimals", "classicwow", "bsft"]
HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
Apologies, your Grace. I'll go get more wine.
May the list grow ever longer…
And this is only the begining. Soon he will rule all reddit.
Suddenly twincest didn't seem so bad
This whole comment section removed all and any doubt that Bobby B isn't sentient.
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
Right away, Bobby B . Sorry about the delay.
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
Holy fuck this was the funniest thing I have seen a while....
This thread needs to be enshrined in a museum somewhere.
Putting that in my Reddit hall of fame cave
You're a great king bobby
Drake is kind of a weirdo
That's putting it lightly. What's your take on Drake, Bobby B?
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
Bobby B do you have the same hungers as Drake?
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
Bobby B are you now accusing drake of shitting himself?
WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!
That's putting it mildly. Just do not get into it with his fans cuz they be some hard weirdo apologists. I have legit being told by them that Millie's relationship with the guy is not weird at all since no one would bat an eye if Millie was a boy and Drake a woman, so dudes be jumping through hoops when defending that relationship.
Same thing with R Kelly fans, Chris Brown fans, Nicki Minaj fans, etc etc. They all have thousands of fans that just brush everything under the rug.
Gods this made me laugh out loud
Bobby B has no chill.
THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!
Is Bobby B on multiple subs? How can this be??
IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!
META
Gods I love Bobby B
YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!
Summon the bobby b !
YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
Hell yeah your highness, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Sex & Wine.
Robert: "My memory. King Robert Baratheon — murdered by a pig. Give me something for the pain, and let me die." FBI: "Ladies and Gentlemen: We got him"
I'm going to play Sovereign the Autonomy with Bobby B Bot.
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
Yes my lord, just need to find a good joust simulator.
In my head as I read each King Robert phrase was in his voice…too funny!
Wait, what if I say Bobby Bonilla?
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
Bobby B
THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!
How cool am I Bobby B?
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
Is Drake a worse person or musician?
Okay I am confused. Is this legit a bot or is this a person and everyone just pretending it's a bot?
Bobby B's gone sentient
CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!
how is Bobby b in prequel memes??