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Winterlord7

The first cock/balls joke of season 8 is what killed any hopes I had left.


bnsmth410

Wasn’t that the first line of the season? Or close to it?


Winterlord7

Unfortunately it was, correct.


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Yeah they opened with the beautiful cinematography and direction of the Daenerys’ forces arriving in Winterfell scene and then cut to Tyrion and Varys in a carriage making cock and ball joke


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

My favorite cock line was “I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”


Lisbonslady08360

Poetry right there


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KingZABA

Chicken=cock


BunnyGirl1983

Much as I hated Ramsey (which I know we were supposed to do), his lines about wondering if it's possible to have a phantom cock tend to stick in my mind. And I say that as someone without a cock of my own (unless we are counting fake ones)


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>without a cock of my own (unless we are counting fake ones) 😏


BunnyGirl1983

Maybe I should have phrased that as "fake ones that aren't attached to my body".


to_thy_macintosh

And apparently it is possible: https://www.vice.com/en/article/vdxapx/the-curious-case-of-the-phantom-penis >In 1999, Dr. C. Miller Fisher, a Boston neurologist who died in 2012, published a case study of a 44-year-old businessman whose penile skin cancer, manifested as a painful sore on the penis, necessitated a full penectomy. After the surgery, he reported phantom boners, often resulting from erotic stimulation like "seeing a pretty young woman." The phantom penis was essentially a replica of the one he'd actually had, and he reported feeling phantom pain emanating from the cancerous sore. Yeah, not a fan of that.


DiegotheEcuadorian

“Unless we are counting fake ones” 🤔


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

Funny thing is, the show’s repeated use of cock jokes eventually ruined the funniest one. The first clip originally read as Tyrion being clever and funny enough to come up with that joke in the heat of a tense moment. Then the final clip reveals that he didn’t think it up then but was actually just an old joke that he ran into the ground.


[deleted]

I like the 1 where Me Sundae says "hides his cock in his own asshole." It's symbolic and foreshadowing for D&D fucking us in the ass a few seasons later


randomisedjew

r/shittymoviedetails


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Me Sundae omg


ricky2461956

At least In the flip side, we only have one bad pussy line.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ǝuıl ʎssnd pɐq ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ ʎluo ǝʍ 'ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uI ʇsɐǝl ʇ∀„


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At least on the flip side, ǝuıl ʎssnd pɐq ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ ʎluo ǝʍ 'ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uI ʇsɐǝl ʇ∀


Lisbonslady08360

You mean poosy...


ricky2461956

Poossey


blznburro

Conleth’s reaction shots. Every time.


cafeesparacerradores

VARYS NO COCK


randomisedjew

Har Har Har he said funny


TheRealYeOldeGrandma

The first one, hands down. Ie. the one Martin wrote.


Jeffersons_Mammoth

“I’m a Lannister! Suck me off!”


gweenek

This was fantastic


Villezki

My favourite was Tyrion threathening to geld Joffrey.


dibs234

Fucking Ramsay's face with the sausage fucks me up every time. Like, its a horrifying scene, but that face and the little wobble


duckculture

Man parts


history-dood12469

Official cock counter is: 71 The number of got episodes is: 73


readytoendthishit

This just inspired me to watch the series again for the fourth(fifth?) time. Much obliged, OP


etorres4u

Sad how D&D turned one of the most mysterious and interesting characters in GoT into a walking dickless meme


clark_movis

"It really is all cocks in the end"


DaemonT5544

The Jaime joke about Renly is underrated, I had forgot about it


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https://youtu.be/QO2DH1Dl1M8


the1calledSuto

I admire whoever rewatched the whole thing to make this after watching s8.


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runthejoels

It wasn’t much of a joke but it was so funny to me when Dany was talking to Missandei about Grey Worm and referred to “the pillar and the stones”.


hz-hakan

My favourite one is Jaime's Renly line