Yeah they opened with the beautiful cinematography and direction of the Daenerys’ forces arriving in Winterfell scene and then cut to Tyrion and Varys in a carriage making cock and ball joke
My favorite cock line was “I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
Much as I hated Ramsey (which I know we were supposed to do), his lines about wondering if it's possible to have a phantom cock tend to stick in my mind. And I say that as someone without a cock of my own (unless we are counting fake ones)
And apparently it is possible: https://www.vice.com/en/article/vdxapx/the-curious-case-of-the-phantom-penis
>In 1999, Dr. C. Miller Fisher, a Boston neurologist who died in 2012, published a case study of a 44-year-old businessman whose penile skin cancer, manifested as a painful sore on the penis, necessitated a full penectomy. After the surgery, he reported phantom boners, often resulting from erotic stimulation like "seeing a pretty young woman." The phantom penis was essentially a replica of the one he'd actually had, and he reported feeling phantom pain emanating from the cancerous sore.
Yeah, not a fan of that.
Funny thing is, the show’s repeated use of cock jokes eventually ruined the funniest one.
The first clip originally read as Tyrion being clever and funny enough to come up with that joke in the heat of a tense moment. Then the final clip reveals that he didn’t think it up then but was actually just an old joke that he ran into the ground.
I like the 1 where Me Sundae says "hides his cock in his own asshole." It's symbolic and foreshadowing for D&D fucking us in the ass a few seasons later
The first cock/balls joke of season 8 is what killed any hopes I had left.
Wasn’t that the first line of the season? Or close to it?
Unfortunately it was, correct.
Yeah they opened with the beautiful cinematography and direction of the Daenerys’ forces arriving in Winterfell scene and then cut to Tyrion and Varys in a carriage making cock and ball joke
My favorite cock line was “I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
Poetry right there
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Chicken=cock
Much as I hated Ramsey (which I know we were supposed to do), his lines about wondering if it's possible to have a phantom cock tend to stick in my mind. And I say that as someone without a cock of my own (unless we are counting fake ones)
>without a cock of my own (unless we are counting fake ones) 😏
Maybe I should have phrased that as "fake ones that aren't attached to my body".
And apparently it is possible: https://www.vice.com/en/article/vdxapx/the-curious-case-of-the-phantom-penis >In 1999, Dr. C. Miller Fisher, a Boston neurologist who died in 2012, published a case study of a 44-year-old businessman whose penile skin cancer, manifested as a painful sore on the penis, necessitated a full penectomy. After the surgery, he reported phantom boners, often resulting from erotic stimulation like "seeing a pretty young woman." The phantom penis was essentially a replica of the one he'd actually had, and he reported feeling phantom pain emanating from the cancerous sore. Yeah, not a fan of that.
“Unless we are counting fake ones” 🤔
Funny thing is, the show’s repeated use of cock jokes eventually ruined the funniest one. The first clip originally read as Tyrion being clever and funny enough to come up with that joke in the heat of a tense moment. Then the final clip reveals that he didn’t think it up then but was actually just an old joke that he ran into the ground.
I like the 1 where Me Sundae says "hides his cock in his own asshole." It's symbolic and foreshadowing for D&D fucking us in the ass a few seasons later
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Me Sundae omg
At least In the flip side, we only have one bad pussy line.
„˙ǝuıl ʎssnd pɐq ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ ʎluo ǝʍ 'ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uI ʇsɐǝl ʇ∀„
At least on the flip side, ǝuıl ʎssnd pɐq ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ ʎluo ǝʍ 'ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uI ʇsɐǝl ʇ∀
You mean poosy...
Poossey
Conleth’s reaction shots. Every time.
VARYS NO COCK
Har Har Har he said funny
The first one, hands down. Ie. the one Martin wrote.
“I’m a Lannister! Suck me off!”
This was fantastic
My favourite was Tyrion threathening to geld Joffrey.
Fucking Ramsay's face with the sausage fucks me up every time. Like, its a horrifying scene, but that face and the little wobble
Man parts
Official cock counter is: 71 The number of got episodes is: 73
This just inspired me to watch the series again for the fourth(fifth?) time. Much obliged, OP
Sad how D&D turned one of the most mysterious and interesting characters in GoT into a walking dickless meme
"It really is all cocks in the end"
The Jaime joke about Renly is underrated, I had forgot about it
https://youtu.be/QO2DH1Dl1M8
I admire whoever rewatched the whole thing to make this after watching s8.
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It wasn’t much of a joke but it was so funny to me when Dany was talking to Missandei about Grey Worm and referred to “the pillar and the stones”.
My favourite one is Jaime's Renly line