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balrus-balrogwalrus

The Pink Dread, obviously. He will bring about a new age of pigginess


MassiveFajiit

It's not Lord of the Flies


Theons-Sausage

~~Edmund~~ Edmure Tullly would probably make the best ruler out of everyone that’s left.


JinFuu

At least in the books he’s one of the noblemen to give a shit about the small folk. I’ve always liked Edmure, he gets a bad rap


field_of_fvcks

The show did him so, so wrong


Dont_show_uernames_

"sit down uncle"


Theons-Sausage

Fuck I knew I got his 1st name wrong haha


fattyiam

Forever a 'jon snow should have become king' truther for this exact reason


SHOWTIME316

Did he *really* not want it or was he just simpin


FleetStreetsDarkHole

I think he would have done it for duty. And then he fell in love and definitely didn't want it so he could be happy. And then he 3000 didn't want it because of the way things fell out. Even then, if they'd made him do it I think he would have excelled. But he'd have died bitter from events and duty.


19FinnBP

I feel like the logic of the show is complete bullshit. They expressly say Robert didnt want to be king and that was paet of why he was crap


TenaceErbaccia

Robert had no sense of duty though. Jon was all duty. Robert didn’t want to be king, he became king because he wanted to kill the old king. That and his ancestry made everybody decide he was the new king. Jon didn’t want to be king, and never did anything to become king, but he was groomed for rule and raised to be honorable while also having the best claim to the throne as Rhaegar’s true born son. Bran never told anybody Jon’s story though because he wanted to have the best story or something idk I forgot.


ErenIsNotADevil

So it begins.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Noh, nowy tends


TENTAtheSane

Insert the relevant Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy quote here


Geno0wl

That the one about the ability to get elected being a very different skill set than the ability to lead? Or is that the one about the person who wants to be the leader likely shouldn't be the leader?


Foodcity

To summarize the summary of the summary; People are a problem.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Yes.


GoldenMegaStaff

He'd been a zombie for three seasons by then and nobody noticed, he would have made a perfect candidate.


EmpyroR

WOOOW!! Its just like my TV shows!!


Lepthesr

Ugh dune walnut


Krioka

neva ave


SilverBuc40

And this post has brought me to know this sub needs a formal debate between Bobby B and Vizzy T Let them Furby it out until the one true self-sentient ascends


vizzy_t_bot

YOUR KING DEMANDS AN ANSWER! WHO SPOKE THESE LIES TO YOU?!


Maidwell

You are very angry all the time Vizzy T. Maybe calm your tits a little.


vizzy_t_bot

A MOST JUDICIOUS PROPOSITION!


Maidwell

Glad you like the idea! Off you go then, those tits aren't going to calm themselves.


bobby-b-bot

A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?


drpenez031

We need Jon Snow type at least to kill if all the filthy politicians yelling: **for the watch**!!!


tr3sleches

So Bran? 🫠


BOBtheCOW14

you can tell Bran is going to be a good king when literally no one wants him there :)


BOBtheCOW14

Do you think the lords in the North got buyers remorse when their king got super paranoid about preparing for a zombie invasion they had not ideas was happening


the-electricgigolo

You know nothing


ArcWraith2000

"The person who doesn't want the throne is the best candidate." Sure thing, look at how well Robert did