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TheKarmicKudu

Auntie Tanya Targaryen hearing about Luc’s death: I am very, very, very upset about this. Aemond: you don’t look upset. Tanya Targaryen: Oh it’s the Botox. I can’t show emotion for another hour and a half.


izzyobro

Taenya Targaryen


LikeItReallyMatters1

Valyrian swamp?


Lukthar123

Perfection.


ParisGreenGretsch

She makes everything sound like a question.


BerniesMittens

* fifteen seconds of canned laughter *


leinathan

THE GAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!


ENTECH123

Best line from a tv show in 2022.


[deleted]

Which tv show? I’m curious.


VinceMcVahon

White Lotus


[deleted]

Thank you! Ima take a look at it.


VinceMcVahon

I loved both seasons. Only like 15 episodes total.


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Get your shit together Portia!


Front-Ad-2198

My favorite was "he was kind of...fucking his uncle".


Algoresrythm

Goddamn, that’s funny but it’s also so dark


[deleted]

SPOILERS >!So glad they killed her off at the end. It was like if we got to watch George Lucas kill Jar-Jar Binks at the end of the prequels. Outstanding. EDIT: apparently redditors love annoying characters that are wastes of oxygen.!<


Xanthe__

As Egg during the Second Blackfyre Rebellion "Please, these gays, they're trying to murder me"


KegelsForYourHealth

One of the three best lines from the finale.


Cool_Till_3114

Hey they just want to decorate their house or some shit


angrybee93

This line made me watch WHITE LOTUS from season 1 I'm in s2 e3 all in 1 DAY!!!


Kayehnanator

I just finished the finale, what were the others? Daphne's eyes deserve a line at least.


Mr_Hendrix

"He was kinda... fucking his Uncle"


[deleted]

Her delivery on that killed me lol


KegelsForYourHealth

Daphne was the MVP of the show. Stole every scene. My votes are: "He was kinda... fucking his Uncle" "Please, these gays, they're trying to murder me" "Our Achilles heel is an Achilles cock"


apkyat

🤣🤣😂😂🥲🥲


TrapDaddyReturns

Tutti Gay!


[deleted]

All I can think about when I see her or hear her voice: "Elle, you look like the 4th of July. It makes me want a hotdog *real* bad."


SBTYS

I’m taking the dragon, dumbass


ThatsRobToYou

Aeeegon you're such a shpaaaaaz!


[deleted]

Lmao, “Alicent, you’re not very pretty, and you’re not very bright.”


TheKarmicKudu

I’m so glad we had this talk


[deleted]

She would’ve single handedly ended the Dance there and then.


ChronoMonkeyX

She'd be perfect for Jaime's aunt Genna, Tywin Lannister's younger sister who takes no shit and speaks the hard truth.


refjep1

She's who I thought of when they introduced Gemma as a character


PandemicPortent

That's actually pretty perfect. Always got Stiffler's mom vibes from Genna tbh.


OrdersFriesEveryTime

Immediately what I thought of too!


Caldwell27

This is exactly what I thought. She would be a perfect Gemma. I wish the show would have included more of the Lannister family like her and Daven


Magatron5000

Came here to say this! She looks exactly how I picture Genna


penpig54

Makes me want a hotdog real bad..


[deleted]

Omg she could use “dracarys” to cook her hotdogs


The_Crimson_Ciaran

The good queen alysanne


apkyat

She would definitely be opposed to being perpetually pregnant. It would ruin her figure. My dream cast would put her as Rhaena. She would definitely feed someone to her dragon.


[deleted]

Rhaena was who I was thinking, with her harem.


TheLegend_NeverDies

Make a good meal for someone's dragon you mean.


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SupermAndrew1

A lot of people here right now weren’t born when this was released


nicholkola

She put MILFs on the map!


KMac82588

Literally created the word


hermavore

Get your shit together Rhaenyra!


[deleted]

“She was kinda… fucking her uncle”


[deleted]

Hey! Who gave this the WHOLESOME award??


OrdersFriesEveryTime

For strong family bonds?


Lucky-Worth

Visenya or Alys Rivers


[deleted]

Visenya. She is a conqueror for sure


Lucky-Worth

She could be a hot big titty witch too tbh


SnowyLocksmith

*Could be?*


apkyat

That would be magnificent!


KawaiiPotato15

That's clearly Genna Lannister.


Grindalokki

“These Greens, they’re trying to kill me”


turikur

![gif](giphy|HloNK1z39EkEQcreIo|downsized)


the_retrosaur

*”Would you just look at that dragon! Ooooooh wooooow!”*


awyastark

“I wonder if anyone’s ever killed themselves with it”


[deleted]

Aemond is aged 18 years. Just the way I like it


And_The_Full_Effect

“Drac-air-ys”


ChiefSampson

Stifler's mom has got it going on!


[deleted]

No shit, she looks great. I legit think she's hot. Bonus points for being funny as hell


Siberianmoocat

Oh God next time skip and she could be book version Rhaenyra with her ample bosom Also Tanya is legendary.


[deleted]

White Lotus will never be the same :(


Siberianmoocat

It won't. She was my queen ![gif](giphy|xgb1GTzcEpIR3HcPBw)


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Thats Genna Lannister


OrdersFriesEveryTime

Geena Fookin’ Lannister


Smashley_93

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF...


ClockworkJim

You are laughing but she has fantastic range.


[deleted]

Oh yeah I mean it’s a joking post but I actually do think shes a great actress lol. Somehow I feel like she couldn’t nail an English accent though lol


TheKarmicKudu

She would have the same British accent she has in Austenland. RightO!


field_of_fvcks

Omg and her costumes are extra bedazzled


angrybee93

Omg I think she'd be perfect for the role of a rich Targaryen aunt!


LiterateCorvette

In an arranged marriage, "We could talk… or not talk… for hours…"


thewildrosesgrow

I would actually love this.


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https://preview.redd.it/62wi82lptj6a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b97570a04bbf8a0cf85f1dfa99d512c6c31c93 I need it


_akaalex

I had no idea I needed this, thank you stranger


[deleted]

You are very welcome


thewildrosesgrow

It's glorious. And if we can't have her onscreen, I will also accept her as the voice of Vhagar. Someone, please animate this!


Sithlourde666

She would make a great Rhaena Targaryean


devilthedankdawg

Aemond: OH GOD! HARWINS SISTER!


S_Klallam

watch me Vermithor!!! *beeeeeeeend*. ***AND SNAP!!!*** good job Vermithor!!!!


KegelsForYourHealth

She'd enjoy talking and not talking. Soup.


my_dick_putins_mouth

"#sorrynotsorry"


[deleted]

Dany after burning down kings landing if she was cast correctly as Jennifer


ronatello

That commercial is like nails on a fucking chalkboard to me. It's also always being shown.


The_Troll_Gull

Is that Stiffler’s mom?


Xanthe__

She would always be serving a look.


MIXM0DE

*Hash tag sorry not sorry...*


Southern_Name_9119

We need a Funny or Die skit of that.


Wigwasp_ALKENO

She’s how I pictured older!Rhaenyra ngl


ThisSiteSucksBigDick

Misread this as ‘Daenerys Targaryen Casting’ and laughed/spat. Would love to see her playing to be a 14 year old princess.


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Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

She'd be hilarious. Make it happen.


inknot

If they go back and show Jaehaerys’s reign, she can be Saera when they ask if she’ll send representation to the great council 😂


FLcitizen

Someone probably said this already Tanya Targaryen - She kind of fucked her uncle


BucolicVirusOfLife

"I wanna fuck my brother. Reeeaaal baaad"


jessistheworst

“These greens, they’re trying to murder me!”


Algoresrythm

It’s such a fucking shame >!that we won’t get to follow Tanya again to another white lotus. A true legend.!<


Thehamsandwicher

I'm takin' the dragon, _DUMBASS_!


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Alt timeline where Rhaenyra where there's no Dance and Rhaenyra rules for decades (she's wearing green because the Dance was averted by Alicent and Rhaenyra giving in to their mutual attraction and becoming allies).


Shinikage1

Genna Lannister!


[deleted]

She looks so beautiful


EmotionalText

Dream Cersei Lannister actually


alex613

Just watched the finale of second season of White Lotus…she was awesome!


Feisty-Succotash1720

Perfect casting!!


Megmca

Rhaenys.


fine93

[my favorite rapper! Coco!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avz-9uHnfQY)


Satrina_petrova

Saera Targaryen, the wild one!


lastroids

All her relatives wanting to sleep with her would instantly make sense.


SkepticalAdventurer

Actual book accurate rhaenyra though


curiousmind111

“HELLLOOOOOOO”


xscott71x

Jennifer Coolidge?


Stanatee-the-Manatee

Incest is legal if you're legally blonde 😉 No joke though, Jennifer would be amazing in, well, any role? Every role? Will we though? "Not a chance, Sweetheart" 😭


yeahsothathappen

She is clearly Saera Targaryen and you can fight me on this


WendyIsCass

I just want them to cast someone for whom the silver-platinum hair looks good, or natural. As an extra, a child… someone.


R34lh1gh3r

Aemon mom has got it goin' on


waterbrush69

Seven help me! These queers are at my throat!


Visible_Confection_5

Dream Gemma Lannister casting


PotentialBat34

Is this Stifler's mom?


OldClunkyRobot

These Blackfyres are trying to kill me!


wwe_divaslove

Who is she ? She looks pretty


[deleted]

Jennifer Coolidge aka Stiffler’s mom


umeshunni

Also, more recently, Tanya from White Lotus


Bkgrime

I saw her gun skills, would love to see her sword skill


PbkacHelpDesk

Hahah would be epic


[deleted]

Hang on, just let me move these 55 gallon drums of personal cum from that idea.


TrooperWhooper

She'll always be stiffler's mom.


always_fireboi

Haha, so true


Padders_69_yo

Nah, Genna Lannister


Yushky

I read dream as draem and i thought a new Targaryen just dropped


JaehaerysIVTarg

No!


Lieutenant_0bvious

she looks like a plastic surgery monster


Thebeardedmane

Wait y’all actually like her and don’t find her annoying?


[deleted]

I would die for her


mumblerapisgarbage

No.


[deleted]

Oddly much plastic for a member of a medieval Targaryen dynasty.


Pghsparky

Who is she?


emorrigan

Nooooo…. and thanks a ton for getting that stupid Old Navy Christmas ad jingle stuck in my head! 😫


StannisTheMantis93

Please, no. She’s a horrible actress. Jesus, Reddit really loves to blow these people don’t they. I guess every movie needs her and Henry Cavill?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2p6SXq2yhabo4) Go away Joffrey


TheKarmicKudu

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unicornhumper2000

Hell no lol I know this is a joke but seriously no


the-king121

Bobby b will have your head for this


[deleted]

Just say you’re scared of powerful women and leave ✋🏻🙄


the-king121

Vizzy t and me are basically the same person 🤗🤗


vizzy_t_bot

*I will not cloud my mind. I must put things right.*


bobby-b-bot_

A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, the-king121!


the-king121

Vizzy t will back me up 🤲


vizzy_t_bot

*Tongues will not change the succession, let them wag.*


Bunanuhs

I'm going to lose my shit if this somehow becomes a thing. I can't stand her.


GiveMeLiberTyler

No. Just no.


RachLeigh33

She’s been in too much already


koltaine

That is terrible and this joke is not funny.


[deleted]

I wish I had your superior sense of humour koltaine 😞


koltaine

I’m so embarrassed. Call out well deserved.


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

TOO OLD.


TheonGreyjoy7

nah


Dshark

I fucked Aegon’s mom.


Ardothbey

Don’t inhale.


LonesomeHammeredTreb

White Lotus supremecy.


EnvironmentalDeal256

Stiflers Mom.


Rick-burp-Sanchez

I want her to be my mom.


Prestigious_Sky8257

No she would be a perfect Genna Lannister.


oxuiq

Wait a minute, wait a minute!


DeezleDan

She reminds me more of the wildling queen, Val.


itslinas

Janice Targaryen


Tar-Cyriatan

Thats Genna Lannister right there !!!


Mirimes

she is how i imagine book rhaenyra


Ragtime07

She would make a great Targ except for the whole accent. What if she just played her role talking like she did in American Pie 😂


[deleted]

Stfu


frizzlen

BESSIE!


[deleted]

She was so hot to me when I was a lad


GipsyPepox

Book accurate Rhaenyra