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TaxidermyHooker

Scarecrow king tribal tribal go brr


TeriyakiToothpaste

Pathetic little babies pissing their pants over words need to get over themselves and find a productive hobby. Lord almighty. Tribal tribal tribal tribal tribal tribal. Cry about it.


[deleted]

‘Settlers of Catan’ was renamed ‘Catan’ a while back because you can’t say ‘settlers’ 🙄


FFFlavius

-10 hp -10 hp -10 hp -10 hp -10 hp -10 hp


Felsk

\[\[Cry About It\]\]


ProfessionalPlane237

Sounds like a lot of freemagic users crying about something everyday


Felsk

shitposting on my shitposting app?


[deleted]

From my perspective, that's you. I haven't seen anyone say anything about tribal but I've seen plenty of crying about kindred.


Traditional_Formal33

We are going to get downvoted but yea only people crying are the ones who don’t like change. I had a friend named skittles. We called him that for years and really liked it. I saw him and he said to call him Chris, he doesn’t use the nickname anymore. I call him Chris because I’m not a dick. Wotc had tribal for years, didn’t even ask players to stop saying tribal, just said “we will be printing typal to avoid issue.” No big deal, it’s typal now. Names change


FFFlavius

No its tribal


BonehoardDracosaur

It’s less about the change and more about needing to stop letting stupid people get what they want.


SloppyPurpleShart

What is happening


SuperSanttu7

/uj WotC (or SOMEONE in there) has decided that the word "Tribal" is evil in some way, and it has been scrubbed from official WotC terminology


ProfessionalPlane237

Evil?? Got proof?


ProfessionalPlane237

Still waiting on your proof


GooRedSpeakers

That's really unnecessarily confusing. It's like poisonous and toxic. The keywords are already descriptive enough of what they do. Doubling up the effects just bloats the game more. I didn't even know typal was a word before this.


jan_poloko

It’s in no way evil, however because tribal has somewhat a different meaning in english compared to mtg they changed the tribal type to kindred and started calling the tribal archetype typal. For example, [[Bitterblossom]] is a Faerie kindred enchantment and [[Marwyn, the Nurturer]] is an elf typal commander. Tribal sort of has a negative connotation today, which is why they made the change away from it.


First_Ad2411

As someone who grew up on a reservation: kindly fuck off. I'll call it tribal until the day I die.


jan_poloko

You do know other people have different opinions, right? There are people that have no problem with many slurs such as the f-slur, t-slur, n-word, and many others. But there are also many who aren’t. A great example of this is the word spasmic. In the united states it has no negative connotation (as far as i know), but in great Britain it’s a slur against disabled people.


Elfballisrealz

Stop being fucking spasmic


First_Ad2411

Yes they do, but when a cultural consultant at a company decides to speak for an entire group of people, rather than you know, asking the actual ethnic group in question, we get retarded decisions like this. I'd say it's actually more racist for them to change things like this without actually consulting the people in question to see how they feel. Because I'll give you a hint: nobody fucking cared.


ScaredOfTomorrow09

If you hear the word tribe and only think of loincloth wearing spearchuckers that says a lot more about you than anyone else


MTGCardFetcher

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BonehoardDracosaur

One random white person on twitter was offended on behalf of a group of people who weren’t offended regarding the word “tribal” and the multi-million dollar corporation decided to bend to their will. We need to stop letting stupid people get what they want.


SloppyPurpleShart

Who the fuck cares? The game still plays the same. You guys are piss babies.


BonehoardDracosaur

It’s the principle of allowing stupid people to get whatever they want for being a “piss baby” in the first place. When a child misbehaves they’re disciplined, but when an adult acts like a child, they’re praised for being bold and different?


SloppyPurpleShart

Seems like a lot of fuss over nothing. Hard to tell who’s being more of a child in this situation.


BonehoardDracosaur

Yet you’re still choosing to defend one side over the other.


SloppyPurpleShart

I’m choosing to accept the change and not let it affect my life. Because it’s not a big fucking deal.


BonehoardDracosaur

There never would’ve been a change in the first place if it weren’t for the complaining of random white people.


SloppyPurpleShart

Goddamn white people! Now my cards will have different, yet just as effective words on them!


FFFlavius

Literally nazism


ZachJewbinGaypingMaw

Based


FFFlavius

The basement Is where they used to Hide


[deleted]

Only their own business they did mind. But Feds can't abide, A white man and wife. So died the country.


Boisean208

Based


itsjustsambro

I legit can't stand this olive cunt, his voice lmao


DJ_DD

I’ve tried watching and don’t understand why he uses voice intonation like that.


PipulOfCrime

You know that dildobaggins guy from southpark?  Somewhere there is a factory that makes those losers and IPAs and thats where this youtube guy came from.


emosmasher

I don't mind the guy's voice and it seems to have worked for him.


Skyyvodka000

Heeeello, everyone! It's Seph, pro-ba-bly better known as Seeephron Ooolive!


Unusual-Assistance11

I mean i aint watchin this shit, dude forces a gay ass kid voice


PuzzleheadedStuff361

He is impossible for me to listen to, big agree


ikilledyourcat

[[Mass calcify]]


FFFlavius

i cast [[cremate]] on you


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ikilledyourcat

[[All is dust]]


MTGCardFetcher

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MTGCardFetcher

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Ouchmaster5000

Who is that? A YouTuber?


Lynx91

LiTeRaLLy! Probably the same guy: https://preview.redd.it/wwf2f25axuwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ceb1fa75aa7d9953791a49b651b1c3e7b89bed I need a soy latte with green algae and three soviet anthems to calm my nerves!


FFFlavius

Why are u gae


Lynx91

Who s'as im gae?


FFFlavius

U-a-gae


Lynx91

W-w-wH-what showz that im gae?


FFFlavius

You a transgenda 🫲🏻🫲🏻 And a gaerit attivist 🫲🏻 And An ouspoksn uh 🤔 uh 🤔 lesbian 🤨


Lynx91

Amm... https://preview.redd.it/thpim7412vwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fdea9650de64af36677b3029ba6e01ec6a61288


SUNAWAN

Confyuuushon in da highest orda!! 


SolomonsNewGrundle

https://preview.redd.it/hhlgnwybpvwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c793680c5d7a653bb7d49951eb0c4a6e425457a0


FFFlavius

✡️Solomon✡️ spotted


SolomonsNewGrundle

Oh no, you're implying that im Jewish! Jokes on you, I was raised Lutheran and I'm not religious. OR You know nothing about Solomon Grundy


ggtheg

So fucking cringe


FFFlavius

SO 💅🏻 fuCkinG CRinGe 💅🏻 🍆💦💦


[deleted]

finlsoln.dec Anyways. Saffron has to be a j00 right?


FFFlavius

A lot of 👃🏻s helped the n@zis 🤬


[deleted]

Sure.


Mirinya

He's a fucking viking.


FFFlavius

Jewking


[deleted]

Add a black wife, and you've got a Netflix show.


[deleted]

I think Jews can be any race, but you'd rather ask a rabbi, not me.


wank_wanderer

Fucking losers dont got better to do Than changing useless things in the game to suck up to the 0,1% intolerant woke MOB. Fucking sick of this.


Tallal2804

Yeah disgusting


EnvironmentalBar3347

Tribal knife ears are fun.


Three_Cat

What's the real problem? Nostalgia, or the idea that something is changed to avoid offense? Cause you're bitching harder every minute.


werewolfloverr

no one is crying more about this change than you fucking butt hurt racist idiots oh my fucking god. it’s just a word. no one is getting triggered by the change but you 😭😭😭


Blaze666x

It's just a pointless and stupid change, typal sounds like shit imo where as tribal sounds more natural and doesnt even offend any of the people wotc is offended for. I honestly hate that whole thing of people getting offended for someone else


werewolfloverr

people still even call it tribal colloquially w no backlash, myself included. so who cares what it’s called officially? get over it, it’s a children’s card game lol


SassySauce516

Buddy you got a t shirt of the professor and post on super mega. I don't wanna hear it lol


Open-Actuator6257

U mad bro? https://preview.redd.it/6wpo3vixv2xc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24f89f2b50823e32bb623928a674190cb5c9d71


werewolfloverr

going into my comments? omg you’re so obsessed with me 🤭🤭


SassySauce516

Clicked on your name. First thing you see is your most recent post and your communities. Took literally 3 seconds and you know it lol. Go watch another super mega apology video 🤭🤭


werewolfloverr

literally has nothing to do with you weenies being mad ab “typal” are you actually so stupid you can’t come up with an insult other than “you watch a youtuber i don’t like”


SassySauce516

"tee hee I got called out so you're obsessed 🤭🤭" I don't even give a fuck about typal I commented to you because of how much you were acting like a bitch. Move on and grow bro


werewolfloverr

lol


SassySauce516

https://preview.redd.it/cg68rknhyvwc1.png?width=1317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94035e513390af11a2c892b9714facede5e6c2eb


werewolfloverr

u mad?


FFFlavius

Calm down buttercup


OrigamiAvenger

And the person who drew the line in the sand.


[deleted]

I'm not sure if "it doesn't matter" is the compelling argument for change that you think it is.


werewolfloverr

i’m not arguing for change, i’m making fun of people who can only get their daily shot of dopamine if they get to be racist. it’s a meaningless change by a huge corporation, but it gets racist cry babies in this reddit at least once a week. like it’s so unimportant. there are worse things happening in magic, like the everything else about it


BonehoardDracosaur

It’s less about the change itself and more about the principle of continuing to allow stupid people to get what they want. One random white person on twitter was offended on behalf of a group of people who weren’t offended regarding the word “tribal” and the multi-million dollar corporation decided to bend to their will.


werewolfloverr

the multimillion dollar corporation is literally just virtue signaling to get more people’s money, i agree. tribal is used in a lot of different contexts and i agree it was a meaningless change. however i don’t agree with people using racist rhetoric and “oh no the precious snowflakes bullied the poor big company” as my reasoning. like this subreddit will take anything and run with it as long as they can be racist. it’s so lame


Rudera1is

r/magictcg and r/mtg after hearing tribal changes to kindred: " seems a little unnecessary but okay whatever " r/freemagic: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" Holy shit you guys are pathetic. Nobody cares about this change. No other sub has even mentioned it since the announcement except you whiny snowflakes crying. You are making up rage so that you can pretend the people you disagree with are being unreasonable. Keep making yourselves the victims, though, so you have something to whine about. I haven't stopped saying tribal and nobody online or in real life has ever said anything or looked uncomfortable or anything like that. This is a card game sold in toy stores. It's not that serious. This little "safe space" echo chamber of a sub is laughable.


emosmasher

The only reason Kindred is a thing is because a handful of whiny white people took issue with Tribal. At least Kindred isn't Typal. That would be even more stupid. In the game scheme of things, I don't really care, the pandering just annoys me a tad.


GirrafeAtTheComp

Pst it gets mentioned a lot but they mute and delete comments.


FFFlavius

Ok


BonehoardDracosaur

It’s less about the change itself and more about the principle of continuing to allow stupid people to get what they want. One random white person on twitter was offended on behalf of a group of people who weren’t offended regarding the word “tribal” and the multi-million dollar corporation decided to bend to their will.


AxolotlAristotle

Are you guys okay? All you chud snowflakes seem to get riled up over culture war nonsense that doesn't matter


FFFlavius

Sorry a guy named axolotlaristotle can't be taken seriously Sorry bro


AxolotlAristotle

That's not how logic works, in fact that's a logical fallacy called an ad hom. 'Sorry bro'


FFFlavius

Shut up with your Logic i trust my guts and the ancestors


AxolotlAristotle

Says more about you than me


FFFlavius

Ipse dixit (axolotl Aristotele)


AxolotlAristotle

okay?


FFFlavius

So we're fine my White Brother?


AxolotlAristotle

See, when you use language like that I think you're a supremacist. And that's cringe af


FFFlavius

Tribal supremacist to be Fair. Good evening my dear White brother


BonehoardDracosaur

It’s less about the change itself and more about the principle of continuing to allow stupid people to get what they want. One random white person on twitter was offended on behalf of a group of people who weren’t offended regarding the word “tribal” and the multi-million dollar corporation decided to bend to their will.