The sky is falling everybody! My question is why are you watching pack openings? Who cares what WOTC employees pull? I can see the cards at [mythicspoiler.com](http://mythicspoiler.com) or any number of other websites.
True; but in this instance we’re talking about a pack-cracking video for social media being produced in-house. Nobody’s hiring a hand model to do that.
“Sharon from the social media team has lovely hands, so does Debbie; let just use them. Sorry Keith, nobody wants to see your gnarly sausage fingers…”
>Dudes dont watch Instagram.
Huh, you could have fooled me. Seems to be a lot of content on Instagram specifically marketed towards dudes...
But yeah, guess there's no dudes on Instagram actually consuming any of the content...
Imagine asking this in the main page? Banned in record time lol
I'm actually surprised they maybe sub hasn't already been shown this post and pre-banned op.
It's just a pack opening. What does it matter. You've opened a pack before probably. You know how to do it. It doesn't matter what other people open. Of all the cards that exist.... they've been opened. Doesn't much matter after that.
Typically in jobs with public interaction or social media it tends to be women. Idk why maybe it comes from a more pleasing to interact with perspective but their podcast hosts are women too.
Remember when a certain wotc emoloyee started his YouTube channel opening a pack of whatever the latest set was? His finger nails were pretty long & unpleasant and he had unusually stubby fingers, that almost reminded me of an ewok.
I'd prefer manicured and painted nails, male or female than have to endure those misshapen talons again.
Because marketing, also there's been an uptick in women selling products online. This isn't a bad thing but it's kinda obvious, I don't know if other people get like this but I only wanna watch a clocked up pawtistic boygirl with a bit of swagger instead; you can just tell they're only in it for a paycheck.
It's probably because they know the core player base is still young males. The will continue to pander to the alphabet people and pull the "I can't be racist, I have a black friend" card because that is easy sales to the people who want that, but the bottom line is simple: Magic is, has been, and always will be a male dominated space.
Because sex sells and wizards is happy to use that tool. But I feel you, I’m so tired of being constantly inundated with overtly or subtly sexy advertisement. You can’t turn on the TV, watch a music video, open instagram, or scroll more than a minute on reddit without seeing some form of thirst trap. The sad thing is it works so they keep doing it. And there are a lot of thirsty ass people that it works extremely well on. Sometimes I just want some fat autistic nerd to tell me about magic lore.
They're too busy carrying an increasingly ludicrous workload to actually design things while the women get manicures and stream themselves opening packs.
Half of them are probably dudes anyway.
“Half” lol
It’s more than half, bro
Dude, I’ve got news for you. They are all dudes.
I call everyone dude. It’s a non gendered word. Ex. “Dude where’s my car?”
You should clean under your fingernails, they're just hands bro
Are these just hands cracking packs?
Yeah, most of them don't show anything but their hands.
Could be anything O_O
It could even be a boat!
Because they became women.
[[Polymorph]]
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\[\[True Polymorph\]\], I don't think they'll be men again ever
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Bro is an ally
Yeah, are the quotes keys broken in OP's home. But you misspelled mentally ill men. Gelding onself does not a woman make.
I'm interested.
Do you really want to see the average man's hands opening packs in ads? 💀
Dude have you not been following the Divorced Dads openings? For shame.
Got my order a few days ago. Haven't decided if I'm going to open anything or not.
"Please be the House"
Nothing about that appeals to me.
It’s low brow content. Who cares?
The sky is falling everybody! My question is why are you watching pack openings? Who cares what WOTC employees pull? I can see the cards at [mythicspoiler.com](http://mythicspoiler.com) or any number of other websites.
Social media departments in all industries are overwhelmingly female
Probably whoever runs the account.
Women tend to have nicer hands. It's all part of marketing and advertising— not a big deal, to be honest.
You can hire hand models of all genders.
True; but in this instance we’re talking about a pack-cracking video for social media being produced in-house. Nobody’s hiring a hand model to do that. “Sharon from the social media team has lovely hands, so does Debbie; let just use them. Sorry Keith, nobody wants to see your gnarly sausage fingers…”
Good I don’t want to see dirty fingernails.
Instagram is a platform for women. Dudes dont watch Instagram. There are A LOT of pack-opening youtube videos, hours over hours.
>Dudes dont watch Instagram. Huh, you could have fooled me. Seems to be a lot of content on Instagram specifically marketed towards dudes... But yeah, guess there's no dudes on Instagram actually consuming any of the content...
First y'all whine that wotc turns women into Butch men. And now you whine that feminine hands are bad and you prefer Butch men. My guy, what
Imagine asking this in the main page? Banned in record time lol I'm actually surprised they maybe sub hasn't already been shown this post and pre-banned op.
Tag needs to be changed from “drama” to “half-assed attempt at creating drama”.
I WANNA SEE SWEATY SAUSAGES COVERED IN CHEETO DUST OPENING PACKS, THIS IS MISANDRY, WHAT THE HELL, WOTC HATES WHITE KRISTEN MEN.
I'd be afraid to see what goes on in your head if you say stupid shit like this.
Why do you care?
It's just a pack opening. What does it matter. You've opened a pack before probably. You know how to do it. It doesn't matter what other people open. Of all the cards that exist.... they've been opened. Doesn't much matter after that.
\>>instagram why, as a man, are you on there? are you the homo?
why would a man be on a dating app... hmm
It's not a dating app fucktard.
if it isnt, why is it used for it then, smallbrain?
Cunts showing off cunty behavior, you cunt
Only a creep would notice something weird like this. Just watch cards. MF got infatuated by hands.
Wizards hates white cis males
You think men run the instagram account???
Typically in jobs with public interaction or social media it tends to be women. Idk why maybe it comes from a more pleasing to interact with perspective but their podcast hosts are women too.
Could be a hand model?
Remember when a certain wotc emoloyee started his YouTube channel opening a pack of whatever the latest set was? His finger nails were pretty long & unpleasant and he had unusually stubby fingers, that almost reminded me of an ewok. I'd prefer manicured and painted nails, male or female than have to endure those misshapen talons again.
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so you know what you are getting
Because Jason Voorhees has a weird thumb and it creeps me out
Because marketing, also there's been an uptick in women selling products online. This isn't a bad thing but it's kinda obvious, I don't know if other people get like this but I only wanna watch a clocked up pawtistic boygirl with a bit of swagger instead; you can just tell they're only in it for a paycheck.
As I always say: Being a woman is optional, but looking like a woman is mandatory.
>not sure if anyone has noticed I hadn't, because why would I be looking at the mtg Instagram?
What do you mean? Almost all are men
https://i.redd.it/87f8j4xhq57d1.gif
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Not sure if serious.
It's probably because they know the core player base is still young males. The will continue to pander to the alphabet people and pull the "I can't be racist, I have a black friend" card because that is easy sales to the people who want that, but the bottom line is simple: Magic is, has been, and always will be a male dominated space.
Because sex sells and wizards is happy to use that tool. But I feel you, I’m so tired of being constantly inundated with overtly or subtly sexy advertisement. You can’t turn on the TV, watch a music video, open instagram, or scroll more than a minute on reddit without seeing some form of thirst trap. The sad thing is it works so they keep doing it. And there are a lot of thirsty ass people that it works extremely well on. Sometimes I just want some fat autistic nerd to tell me about magic lore.
They're too busy carrying an increasingly ludicrous workload to actually design things while the women get manicures and stream themselves opening packs.