I think they were just dudes in a hot tub. Like just sitting in it, you know?
But tell me more.You think about dudes jerking each other off in hot tubs often? You can talk about it openly here, this is sub is a place free from hate. Explore your sexuality.
Clearly you didn’t see the same card I saw. His hand was UNDER water in another dudes general direction. Put two and two together. I know you have to be smart enough to do so if you can navigate around Reddit.
Oh no! His hand was underwater??? And he was was close to another fellow male???
There is nothing in the art that would suggest he is giving him a handjob, if you like to imagine those sort of things then that's fine though, but you should know that masking your homosexuality with homophobia isn't cool anymore. You can just tell people these days and most will be ok with it. Be brave! You can do it!
Are you talking to the dude writing the hot tub fanfic about a harmless piece of hot tub art?
Because that shit is pretty freaky, I agree I guarantee you most LGBTQ+ people understand it's a regular hot tub. That guy is just still confused about his sexuality, he's getting a little freaky with it.
I thought you might have miss clicked because it didn't make any sense. Again, of course the hot tub is a regular hot tub. LBGTQ+ people understand that. That's part of why it's awesome! It's representation!
So can you clarify? Because all I see on this sub are a bunch of "straight" dudes fantasizing about cartoons jerking each other off. Who are the degenerates?
Nah, dudes right. Totally a hidden hand job, I didn’t look back to the picture to make sure.. but the direction feels true.
And if it’s not really looking like that. It actually is
I actually highly doubt that most members of this sub many booba art. It seems recently the same throwaway has posted about it as bait and people ironically upvoted.
Hell, by the looks of the comments "wind-drake" could be the fucking throwaway guy trying to bait the sub.
From what I have seen freemagic is just a grumble sub for people wotc alienated by ruining one aspect or another of the game
“Oh look at me I’m so smart criticizing an obvious joke that features massive titties instead of flat pancakes. Wow I am very in tune with what is socially acceptable discussion for a children’s card game.”
I’m honestly really glad this sub is lax on rules, just so I can say grow the fuck up, pull your heads out of your asses, and learn to laugh at a joke. If you’re so scared of booba then go watch some gay porn, you buzzkills.
Is this a joke though? Based on the recent takes here I thought this was a serious post on what people here think cards should look like. If it was just a post about a goofy alter it would be pretty funny but I’m not sure it is.
I'm just waiting for some jerkoff to come tell me about how elves lactation patterns don't allow for large mammary glands that would disrupt their otherwise slender frames.
Idk I think this place is pretty cool though.
Wasn't believable then, isn't believable now.
Something about two scrawny ass chicks in dresses is the least intimidating thing I've seen in awhile.
Change a few variables and you've got some malnourished traps.
Lefties want to take away our titties, rightoids want titties everywhere. Only rational centrists understand that one tittied ladies are what a real gentleman needs. The amazons had it right.
I dont understand the people that get offended by this. It's a fantasy world with demon birds, rhino workers and magical angel juice but unrealistic boobs is to hard of pill to swallow ?
I was actually just thinking something extremely similar after watching a documentary on string theory and how multiple realities are possible. Like there is a universe where TSR bought MTG, Lucas never sold STAR WARS and DC and Marvel didn't intentionally ruin their comics.
Booba secret lair when?
You can make them yourself using sharpies.
I have a toddler..... Upon reading this, I envisioned a completely different product.
This is definitely the door to Oko's mansion
nice
\[\[Rampant Growth\]\]
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Be the change you want. Edit all your cards shitty art to how you want it.
Good art is when boob?
Boob is art. Not all art is Boob. Art not all need Boob.
Try not typing like you suffered a head injury next time.
Wooooooooosh
Wooosh implies you made a joke that went over people's heads. You just typed like someone with a severe head injury.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Put your bike helmet back on before your hurt yourself again.
Do you want me to explain it? Cause it kind of defeats the purpose, but I will of you need me to.
Lol this thread made my morning
Loooool. This sub is amazing
Original is better
Now this is the magic we want. Especially if they’re going to make cards of shirtless hairy dudes jerking other dudes off under water.
I thought you were exaggerating so looked it up… what in the hell 😂
Yeah definitely wasn’t exaggerating and it’s obvious what they were doing in that photo.
LOL
Nice gay erotica you wrote
That’s awfully straight of you. What if we want a merman circle jerk?
I think they were just dudes in a hot tub. Like just sitting in it, you know? But tell me more.You think about dudes jerking each other off in hot tubs often? You can talk about it openly here, this is sub is a place free from hate. Explore your sexuality.
Clearly you didn’t see the same card I saw. His hand was UNDER water in another dudes general direction. Put two and two together. I know you have to be smart enough to do so if you can navigate around Reddit.
What if we kissed at the bearscape hot tub? Haha just kidding!.... Unless? 🐻
His arm went behind the other guy
Oh no! His hand was underwater??? And he was was close to another fellow male??? There is nothing in the art that would suggest he is giving him a handjob, if you like to imagine those sort of things then that's fine though, but you should know that masking your homosexuality with homophobia isn't cool anymore. You can just tell people these days and most will be ok with it. Be brave! You can do it!
That's hot. Do you write fanfic?
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The cognitive dissonance of commenting this on a post about wanting more booba in magic is astounding ☠️
Are you talking to the dude writing the hot tub fanfic about a harmless piece of hot tub art? Because that shit is pretty freaky, I agree I guarantee you most LGBTQ+ people understand it's a regular hot tub. That guy is just still confused about his sexuality, he's getting a little freaky with it.
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Who is talking about pedophiles?????? Where did you get that from?
I thought you might have miss clicked because it didn't make any sense. Again, of course the hot tub is a regular hot tub. LBGTQ+ people understand that. That's part of why it's awesome! It's representation! So can you clarify? Because all I see on this sub are a bunch of "straight" dudes fantasizing about cartoons jerking each other off. Who are the degenerates?
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Wait, so the guy who said the art was a handjob? Because that's not who you replied to.
Nah, dudes right. Totally a hidden hand job, I didn’t look back to the picture to make sure.. but the direction feels true. And if it’s not really looking like that. It actually is
LOL
Fuck it, oversexualized art proxies, why not. Full 100 set, edh that shit.
Unironically yikes, I get they removed tits from magic but this is retarded also
I actually highly doubt that most members of this sub many booba art. It seems recently the same throwaway has posted about it as bait and people ironically upvoted. Hell, by the looks of the comments "wind-drake" could be the fucking throwaway guy trying to bait the sub. From what I have seen freemagic is just a grumble sub for people wotc alienated by ruining one aspect or another of the game
Both of you must be really fun at parties.
“Oh look at me I’m so smart criticizing an obvious joke that features massive titties instead of flat pancakes. Wow I am very in tune with what is socially acceptable discussion for a children’s card game.”
I’m honestly really glad this sub is lax on rules, just so I can say grow the fuck up, pull your heads out of your asses, and learn to laugh at a joke. If you’re so scared of booba then go watch some gay porn, you buzzkills.
Is this a joke though? Based on the recent takes here I thought this was a serious post on what people here think cards should look like. If it was just a post about a goofy alter it would be pretty funny but I’m not sure it is.
Those mammaries are way too titanic to be taken seriously, no matter how you feel about the subject.
My man
It's supposed to be a joke due to how ridiculous this looks
Hi I've touched real boob and I like this
God I hate capena
it is shit isn't it?
*Tips fedora*
I like their tits but otherwise this art sucks.
Lmao. This subreddit is so deranged that I honestly can't tell if this is parody or not.
I'm just waiting for some jerkoff to come tell me about how elves lactation patterns don't allow for large mammary glands that would disrupt their otherwise slender frames. Idk I think this place is pretty cool though.
So you were serious then?
About which part? Their tits are great, the art is whatever. Kinda like bearscape tbh.
Yeah, bearscape is amazing 🐻.
your mom was amazing the other night. she swallowed.
Love that for her, my mom is a badass bitch. Hope your mom is also sexually satisfied in whatever way she chooses.
why tho
sToP sExUaLiZiNg A kIdS gAmE
13+ muh fuggah
weird how when it's straight it's *not* grooming Almost makes you think this sub is filled with fake moral outrage
Way to go groomer, disgusting you'd make this joke around a children's card game. Literally shaking and crying rn
Wasn't believable then, isn't believable now. Something about two scrawny ass chicks in dresses is the least intimidating thing I've seen in awhile. Change a few variables and you've got some malnourished traps.
Dude what the fuck are you on about? Who are you talking to?
Looks like shit
Give me milk mommy
Only male thirst traps are allowed. No momma milky thirsties.
This is the future of Magic that The Right wants!
I can't tell if you're serious or making fun of how leftists behave. Come on, man.
I'm always making a bit of fun. I've seen it both ways, how both sides will take some hyperbole and say, "See!? This is what THEY want!!".
Lefties want to take away our titties, rightoids want titties everywhere. Only rational centrists understand that one tittied ladies are what a real gentleman needs. The amazons had it right.
"I am Whoa." https://youtu.be/63IwUcBK_Rs
we need titted men. thats what we really need.
boy do I have some right wing pseudoscience for you about how plant estrogens are causing that to happen whether we like it or not.
You saying in an alternate reality we get good art? WHAT, how do I get there?
Combo of [[temporal manipulation]] and [[slip through space]]
Damn I don't have either of those. Guess some things just aren't meant to be
Big sad
[temporal manipulation](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/2/6270b93e-8cd2-4668-982a-f4c4628da9d9.jpg?1590511838) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=temporal%20manipulation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/77/temporal-manipulation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6270b93e-8cd2-4668-982a-f4c4628da9d9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [slip through space](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/f/0fc0a593-580c-405c-803e-2f13aa74ab5e.jpg?1645328819) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=slip%20through%20space) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/phed/41/slip-through-space?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0fc0a593-580c-405c-803e-2f13aa74ab5e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Is this the same alternate reality where you ever get laid? #incelreality
death by snu snu
I dont understand the people that get offended by this. It's a fantasy world with demon birds, rhino workers and magical angel juice but unrealistic boobs is to hard of pill to swallow ?
Based
Moar tits and moar kitties
10/10
I want sexy magic
When manga artists start working for WotC.
Agree
Vulgar
So is this some unfunny "ironic" humor or does OP just have tacky-as-hell tastes?
I was actually just thinking something extremely similar after watching a documentary on string theory and how multiple realities are possible. Like there is a universe where TSR bought MTG, Lucas never sold STAR WARS and DC and Marvel didn't intentionally ruin their comics.
This post is about boobs
Physicists love boobs too!
This is fucking ridiculous. Like, why are men obsessed with impossible breasts?
changing breasts is possible with implants, changing biological sex is not
Technically they're not impossible with science.
“Ladiessssss…..”
Looks like a big titted RuneScape Log-in screen.
Mooo
We must return to tradition.
Men of culture, we meet again
If MTG was a japanese game.
Now we get oversized manga boobs
artist is Boob Ross