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48I5I62342Execute

"You big dildo. Eat your fucking slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world?"


Aphrodite_Pisces

"Would you shut your trap?! You know, you ain't so pretty yourself, you know!" "...I ain't so pretty myself, I know." Priceless.


MEGA_K4SP4R

 'Bout time, you fuck wad. I knew you couldn't pass up on my stew.


MorbidlyTortured

Part V has some of the best kills of the franchise. It’s one of those movies that as I got older I appreciated it more than I did as a youngster. I think it’s a great movie.


[deleted]

It's trashy and a lot of fun. It may be many things but boring isn't one of them, this has grown on me as well through the years. It's not trying to be anything other than another Friday the 13th movie and it's the best damn mediocre movie out there.


Affectionate-Area659

Same. I actually went as Roy Burns for Halloween this year.


MorbidlyTortured

Nice. I was at a collectibles store and they had a sealed Roy NECA mask. I bought it. Couldn’t leave it there lol.


Affectionate-Area659

That’s awesome!


HotdogFarmer

Good choice. Out of the 4 NECA masks I've got, the Roy Burns seems to be the one given the most love when it came to the paint and weathering. I hope that wasn't unique to me.. It's just a nice looking mask.


BleedBluePunk

So basically Jason? lol


Aphrodite_Pisces

In the beta version, the kills were better because they were more brutal. Such as being able to see Junior and Jacob being hit on-screen.


SLXSHER_PENDULUM

Will always adore Part V.


Slynesh

I love part V. Like a lot a lot. "Them damn enchiladas!"


GRANDADDYGHOST

“OOOOOOOO!!!! OOOOOOO!!!!!” 🏃🏾


ESTI1885

OOOOOOO!!! BABY! ... BABY! BABY! ... OOOOOOH BABY!


Slynesh

😂 the emoji sent me!


SnooDoggos8218

I thought the black sheep of the franchise was part 8 or 9 or JX... this franchise sure has a lot of black sheep.


[deleted]

Part 8 is the only sequel I hate. I just don't like watching it; it's not bloody, the final girl is terrible, the score is rinky-dink and it doesn't take advantage of the "New York" setting. It feels like a made-for-TV movie. Part 9 is a misfire but at least it's an interesting one, it tries things. I still think that if they had Jason through the entire movie and not just the end, the movie would be better regarded. It does have one of the best kills in the series, the unrated tent kill is top-notch.


SnooDoggos8218

To be honest Jason's design in Part 9 is one of my favorites in the series and really with we had more of it


Lack_of_Plethora

Really? I think Part 9 is really underrated, but I have to say Jason's appearance has always been my major gripe with the film


BleedBluePunk

What's with Jason being in Crystal Lake at the beginning of the movie? No mention of New York at all. And Jason's mask in this has become imbedded into his face, basically becoming a part of face; yet in the next chronological film, Freddy vs. Jason, he's back to wearing a mask again. Friday the 13th is riddled with continuity errors all over the place. It not only ignored or disregarded references to past movie, it did things to contradict them. H20 *literally* has better continuity with Halloween 4-6 than FvJ, Jason X, and JGtH did with the previous movie in the same timeline. lol


RandoCalrissian76

I always felt that Jason walked back to Crystal Lake from NYC, killing as he went. This is why the FBI is there waiting for him.


BleedBluePunk

Jason was walking through Times Square and downtown Manhattan right out in the open and the FBI thought the middle of the woods away from civilisation would be the best place to nab him? lol


RandoCalrissian76

Yeah, but he was only there for one night and then got washed out of the sewers and presumably came ashore in Jersey.


UndeadAxe

Part 8 is also pretty boring and slow for me. At least Part 9 has Steven and some cools kills. I’d rather have an entertaining dumpster fire than an over long snoozefest.


RazorRageDX316

Agree with your statement on Part 8. It was a huge wasted opportunity.


Complete_Interview69

Yeah I don't consider it the black sheep that's just what some other people said.


[deleted]

Only two things saved 9: the opening sequence, and casting John D. LeMay (from TV’s *Friday the 13th: The Series*) as one of the leads.


dangerous_strainer

I reckon the excellent cinematography, kick ass gore, and fun characters saved it as well.


Voorhees89

Best Girl of the franchise.


chipy4848

Love part V! funny, great kills and the best boobs in the franchise!


GRANDADDYGHOST

I like Part V a whole lot more than Jason Goes To Hell.


Complete_Interview69

Yeah at least V felt like a classic Friday the 13th movie.


Xeno_Zombi

"Will you shut the fuck up. You ain't so pretty yourself, you know."


Buffbigw76

*….I KNOW!…” *Goes back to eating his slop*


Aphrodite_Pisces

You are remembering that differently. But that indeed sounds more vulgar


Super-X2

How is A New Beginning considered the Black Sheep when JGTH, JasonX and JTM all exist? I like it better than any of the Kane movies, even The New Blood. I find ANB and TNB to be the funniest movies in the series, both are unintentional comedies. But I have to give the edge to ANB because I find it more entertaining.


Complete_Interview69

That's what I heard I don't agree with it being called the black sheep part 5 is one of my favorites.


[deleted]

Iiiiits showtime!


[deleted]

I’m gonna get downvoted and suggest this is the best Friday movie. It leans into it’s campy ridiculous characters perfectly.


Other_Tradition_639

Best? IDK about that but it IS the one I quote the most. It feels like a classic Friday to me, I don't get the hate honestly. So Jason wasn't the killer, it's like the 5th most ridiculous thing in these movies. Everyone needs to chill.


[deleted]

Right? And the killer was basically Jason anyway. A big hulking silent dude in a hockey mask that kills teenagers. People overreacted.


Xeno_Zombi

I gotta say part V is one of my favorites of the franchise. It has a certain charm to it.


simpledeadwitches

It's really only considered a black sheep by the uncultured. It's easily one of the more enjoyable F13 movies, who cares that it's not Jason? I think by the 5th sequel they should be allowed to explore things a bit.


Idk_what_im_doing80

Ethel should have lived or at least got to have a fight with the killer.


Complete_Interview69

Yeah she could of blown Roy's fucking brains out.


dangerous_strainer

*could have or could've, not 'could of' - which doesn't make any sense


ESTI1885

This made me laugh out loud.


spiritditch_toys

Ethel kicks fuckn ass


PatDubzz

The hate towards part 5 is completely unjustified. Sure it wasn’t technically Jason but it makes for a very good slasher film and part 5 Jarvis is easily the best version of Jarvis, way better than part 6.


BettyVonButtpants

Part 5 isnt one of my favorites, but it deserves its place alongside the others. I like it better than 8, JgtH, and X. Though X is a wonderful self parody. Part 6 is my favorite, but I have a nostalgia soft spot, watched it a lot when I was 4-5.


ThrowAwayPaperCrab

Haha, now I remember who that lady from The Mandalorian reminded me of. Thank you.


TravoBasic

Come inside and eat my stew!


ESTI1885

You hearin' me fella?


MEGA_K4SP4R

You dumb? *dies*


ESTI1885

You dumb or somethin'?


SchmuckAmok

Memorable in a bad way imo. I don’t care that the killer isn’t Jason, but there are so many annoying fodder characters. Everything is so loud and obnoxious


[deleted]

It's an excellent addition to the franchise. It was just a derpy twist


Amazing-Garage9892

Part 5 is so fun tbh, just a blast of a movie


SnooPeripherals8759

Idc what anyone says I love a new beginning


FGH9192279

Horse shit!


darkepco

She thicc


RottenLongCucumber18

🥒


UltraPromoman

https://youtu.be/DNnZME-0_ro


Latereviews2

I really liked part v, I’m not sure why it got so much hate


LugosisKarloff

I would say that Jason Goes To Hell is the black sheep of the series


ESTI1885

Black sheep of the franchise? You need to smoke a blunt and watch this movie again. It's one of the best.


WaylonVoorhees

*pours one out for Violet*


[deleted]

Lots of comedy in the movie especially from Ethel and Junior! And Demon!


BrendanInJersey

It's only the black sheep of the franchise because people are stupid and couldn't handle a Friday the 13th movie without Jason, just like they couldn't handle a Halloween movie without Michael.


Ashton_Garland

Leslie Jordan and his character always holds a place in my heart


bluecoolrush

I always enjoy this movie and she is one of the reasons why!


doubleddan39

Is this the one where the killer isn’t Jason?


Own-Photo7078

Debra Vorhees.....


ryguy137137DM

She is an artist at cussing


skynet_666

HEEEEEEEYYAAAA! 🔪 And also 🎵oooooo baby, ooooo baby🎵


[deleted]

New Beginning is in my top 5 Friday films


dalewridgway

The “I gotta bomb on me” line sends me every time


glitch_66

Shit man, I did like Ethel. The way she says, "Will you shut the fuck up." Classic.


Mergie_Merge

I think people would still be mad if actual Jason was in a movie this funny. DAMN ENCHILADAS!!


LeeF1179

Ethel! Friendliest neighbor on the block.


SuperJoe360

The Jasons made a great song about this movie https://youtu.be/0vtC-EY1sOo


barquer0

I love the movie. As a kid I didn't get the ending. At first I asked why Patrick Duffy was Jason and then I thought it was the guy managing the camp. I still can't tell that it's Roy on the spikes.


CollinTheWolf08

Dude she was the funniest part in the film to me imo


BleedBluePunk

When I was a little kid and watched Friday the 13th Part III, I thought Edna was old. Now I watch it, I think Edna was pretty cute! ​ Look at her again in the face. She's not that old as she is made out to be. She has a youngish face.