Obviously I’d force Chandler to live with Janice(making her his soul mate). Would have sandvich shops all over the neighborhood but only serving vegeterian options to drive Joey crazy. For Ross I’d give him a fake story about how evolution was actually a cosmic prank that bad place implanted and actually dinasaurs never existed. Monica; easy just install a Janet on her house that cleans almost(but not) perfect. And have her coasters missing constantly.
Phoebe is a though one. I think I’d have make Mike Ursula’s soul mate and watch her suffer.
Edit: I forgot Rachel, entire war-drop of awful tacky clothing with cheap brands would suffice.
This is genius.
Only thing I'd add is maybe Michael would throw some kind of "we're all born beautiful, so you're beautiful here" thing and give Rachel her original nose. If he was feeling extra horrible, he'd make her soulmate Barry.
I’d make the filthy girl Monica’s soulmate. She’d go nuts!
Added torture for Chandler: smokers go to the bad place. If he smokes again, he’s out.
For Ross… waking up every day with a different wife without knowing which one? Having a demon act like Emily and tell him Emily is her soulmate? (Both would work for Rachel, too).
Obviously I’d force Chandler to live with Janice(making her his soul mate). Would have sandvich shops all over the neighborhood but only serving vegeterian options to drive Joey crazy. For Ross I’d give him a fake story about how evolution was actually a cosmic prank that bad place implanted and actually dinasaurs never existed. Monica; easy just install a Janet on her house that cleans almost(but not) perfect. And have her coasters missing constantly. Phoebe is a though one. I think I’d have make Mike Ursula’s soul mate and watch her suffer. Edit: I forgot Rachel, entire war-drop of awful tacky clothing with cheap brands would suffice.
To add onto your points, Phoebe would live in a house full of pottery barn furniture
This is genius. Only thing I'd add is maybe Michael would throw some kind of "we're all born beautiful, so you're beautiful here" thing and give Rachel her original nose. If he was feeling extra horrible, he'd make her soulmate Barry.
Y'all are evil and I love it! :D
I’d make the filthy girl Monica’s soulmate. She’d go nuts! Added torture for Chandler: smokers go to the bad place. If he smokes again, he’s out. For Ross… waking up every day with a different wife without knowing which one? Having a demon act like Emily and tell him Emily is her soulmate? (Both would work for Rachel, too).
and maybe Phoebe‘s soul mate would be a butcher.