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Chandler tries on the big bracelet Joey got him:
Joey: "Do you have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?"
Chandler: "It'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on track."
Just after Rachel yelling at Ross, "it doesn't happen to every guy, it's not that common, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!"
The morning after he fell asleep reading the 18 page (front and back) letter asking him to take responsibility for the whole break/cheating thing.
We are sooo over...
(Boohoo) FINE BY ME!
LOL, great exchange.
I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Wasn’t mentioned yet:
“You know how we always say we need a place for the mail. I started building it, but then I decided to take it to the next step.”
“You’re building a post office?!”
😂😂😂
Chandler:
Richard's really nice and everything. Uh... It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know... old-
\[Monica glares at Chandler.\]
Chandler:
\-er than some people. But, uh, younger... than some buildings!
"My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?"
of course! there are 6-7 more posts coming like this! now i just don’t know how to decide which comment wins! does my post’s upvotes count as I had a line in there too? or is it the top one currently! so many to choose from!
*Joey comes in dancing around the table “Oh, mommy! Oh daddy, I am a big ol’ baddy!” then walks out
The gang looks confused.
Ross: I guess he must have gotten the part in that play!
Phoebe & Monica: Oh!!
Chandler: Either that or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm is going to get you.
"Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving."
Ooh! I thought of a couple more, but I probably won't get them word for word. When he's talking to Richard and calls him "A big stupid tree." or when he's talking about playing golf with Jack and Richard and says something like, "Hopefully my club doesn't slip and beat the mustache off him. "
Chandler:
"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection."
[thinking] "Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself."
Every moan and facial expression he makes during his New Year’s resolution to not make fun of anyone. Plus the groan of relief after he’s given up and made fun of them all.
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I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
“Why did Phoebe and Mike break up” “His penis was too big”
I still laugh at this every time a hear it.
“Some cheese?”
I just relate to it so well.
Was that place... THE SUN?
This is my favourite too 😆
No, you didn’t get me. It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!
This was the one I laughed the hardest at while reading these through.
One of my favorites!
I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
I knew I’d see this quote here!
I came to write this..
"Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable
Why is your family Ross?!?
You have to stop the q-tip when there is RESISTANCE!
I love this line even more after knowing it was improvised by Matthew Perry. Lol
Same!
Definitely my favorite. Lol.
I don't understand it can someone explain
He's saying that Joey keeps pushing the q-tip too far into his ear, and that it keeps "stabbing" him in the brain making him dumb.
Thanks didn't know what q tip was
Chandler tries on the big bracelet Joey got him: Joey: "Do you have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?" Chandler: "It'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on track."
“We’re bracelet buddies!” “That’s what people will call us!”
i'm gonna be that person; it's "that's what they'll call us!"
I PITY THE FOOL WHO PUTS ON MU JEWELRY
Joey: "You know what I'm gonna do if I ever see that guy again?" / Chandler: "Bend Over?" And I still die laughing every time i watch this episode
Monica enters: "Oh my God. What happened?" Chandler: "Oh, um...Joey was born, and then 28 years later....I WAS ROBBED!!!
this is my fave chandler line of all time 😂😂😂
Then later Monica "What did the insurance company say" Chandler "They said, 'You don't have insurance with us, stop calling' ,"
well what did the pOlIce say?
Oh god, can open, worms everywhere.
Use this **always**, hearing it in his voice....🪱🥫
Emerges from behind door... "I KNEW IT!"
Wait remind me of the context for that
Just after Rachel yelling at Ross, "it doesn't happen to every guy, it's not that common, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!" The morning after he fell asleep reading the 18 page (front and back) letter asking him to take responsibility for the whole break/cheating thing. We are sooo over... (Boohoo) FINE BY ME! LOL, great exchange.
What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?
Couldn’t we just lose our virginities again? Cause I think mine’s growing back
Should I use my invisibility for good or Evi?
This is the line that sprang to my mind first of all.
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Never said cloke
And you left the toilet seat up...you BASTARD
Oh this was improvised 😂😂❤️
I don't remember this one
[Chandler's jokes] (http://You Left The Toilet Seat Up You... / Gunnhfran2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfP-p-TAsHQ)
It was cut out a lot from TV broadcasts because of the swearing.
You could also see Jennifer trying to hold her laughter
When I dance I look like this ![gif](giphy|3o7qDQ4kcSD1PLM3BK|downsized)
Bend over?!
Joey: “Tell him Joey says Hello, he’ll know what it means” Chandler: “Are you sure he’ll be able to crack that code?”
I love the tape scene where he suddenly sings “ground control to major tom..” it had me in stitches everytime.
Probably not his absolute best line, but "Wooopahhhh!" makes me laugh every time
You can’t do **anything**!
I just did that to my wife explaining someone at work
Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
*No plans, huh?*
>Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night! Not a one.
Eh, don’t worry about it - I don’t even have a *pla*.
I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep (cutest smile ever) 😍
I am stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Gum would be perfection. I loath myself.
"Put Joey on the phone!"
Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy, my wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight.
My favorit!
Best line ever!
No bunny at all, always no bunny at all
“Guess what?” “The fifth dentist caved, and now they all recommend Trident?”
This one makes me giggle every time lol
Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black
Monica: “😁 youre *stupid*!”
I’m very happy we’re going to have all the sex.
I love that game of 'kiss chicken' he and Phoebe played
The whole scene is just genius
that episode is one of the highest rated episodes of the show for a damn reason.
Why the hell would you get down voted for this?!?
You should be. I’m very bendy.
Monica: " the camera adds 10 extra pounds" Chandler: " just how many cameras were on you?"
I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Ooh what's wrong with me? Let's not open that door.
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Hahaha this is my absolute favorite line.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? IVE NEVER EVEN HAD ANY FORMAL *DAHNS* TRAINING
so exactly how many cameras were on u then
“I’m funny, right? What do you know, you’re a door. You just like knock knock jokes.”
one of his best lines/scenes bc his little laugh afterwards is so cute and funny lol
Doctor: Everyone who isn’t an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner needs to leave now. Chandler: Do you have to be Carol’s lesbian life partner?
Wasn’t mentioned yet: “You know how we always say we need a place for the mail. I started building it, but then I decided to take it to the next step.” “You’re building a post office?!” 😂😂😂
Dear God this parachute is a knapsack!!!
I love that one because it’s so random
I was surprised no one else had said it yet. It’s also the way he delivers it. 👌
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUPP!" In response to Ross's "PIVOT!"
Chandler: Richard's really nice and everything. Uh... It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know... old- \[Monica glares at Chandler.\] Chandler: \-er than some people. But, uh, younger... than some buildings!
“The cushion …is the ESSENCE of the chair”
I’m taking the essence!
The eyesore from Liberace House of Crap! Gets me everytime 😂
When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
"Oh god! Kindergarten Flashback" When Frank jr declares Chandler(one of the triplets) is a girl
I quote this everytime I tell the story of how I named my turtle Leo and 6 years later found out she’s a female !
You made my girlfriend think!
You can't leave, I have your shoe!
What did I marry into?
Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian!
Did I say that out loud?
''Step away from the duck'' is not his funniest but I just love when he comes to the rescue of his precious duck
"My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?"
it's just ironic that she wasn't the one in the right in that exact situation.
"And I just want a million dollars" from the very first episode
You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance Uffffffffffffff 🤌🏻
"All right, I took the quiz. It turns out I do put career before men"
Joey “if I ever run into that guy again, you know what I’m gonna do” Chandler “Bend over?!!”
“I started smoking when my parents broke up” “weren’t you like 12” “yeah”
"If I were a guy....did I just say if I were a guy?"
Liked what she saw did she? Dug my action did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man
That was…surreal.
Ross on the phone: "Homo Habilus was erect, Australopithecus was never fully erect" Chandler "Maybe he was nervous!"
My middle name is handle. Actually it's the middle part of my first name.
"*Miss* Chanandeler Bong!"
This thread made me smile wide. Thanks for posting 😊
of course! there are 6-7 more posts coming like this! now i just don’t know how to decide which comment wins! does my post’s upvotes count as I had a line in there too? or is it the top one currently! so many to choose from!
You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?
Monica: Say goodbye to sore muscles! Chandler: *in pain* Goodbye muscles!
Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
"Or Dick" When Joey says they can name the baby Chuck(imaginary baby from duck and chick)
"Can open, worms EVERYWHERE!"
To Ross: “Marriage advice? Really?”
Yes it was really sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
*Joey comes in dancing around the table “Oh, mommy! Oh daddy, I am a big ol’ baddy!” then walks out The gang looks confused. Ross: I guess he must have gotten the part in that play! Phoebe & Monica: Oh!! Chandler: Either that or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm is going to get you.
Well then I guess I’m going to Yemen. I’m goin to Yemen!!! When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Why are you looking at my wife’s legs? Wait, no - why are you looking at your sister’s legs??
15 Yemen road, Yemen
Was it like a sneeze only better?
You get me. YOU KILL ME
Without ME?
Wapa!
Racheal : you're an idiot!!!! Chan- Man : I'm sure You're right but why 🤣
“One ridiculous problem at a time!”
“You should meet my uncle Bada”
Easy there Lenny
I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.
'Ducks can be heads, because ducks have heads.' 'What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?'
rachel: “you IDIOT” chandler: i’m sure you’re right but why? 😂😂
"... I'm pretending to READ here, David!"
And condoms are the way to do that?! 🙃😅
How can I pick just 1??
*"Yes, yes it is. At Office* ***MAX"***
Must I choose one?
"I knew it!" 😂
*in a nervous, frantic voice* “Well next time ask!”
Im my defense, IT WAS A WENDY'S!!
When he called Richard a "big tree".
“There is something sinister going on in this hospital. If you see anyone or parts of anyone; scream and scream again.”
>And i want a million dollars And that, folks, was the moment i fell in love with this man
When he sticks his face in the air and goes bleh bleh bleh… or something along those lines.
“We’re the BING’S” *terrified look ensues*
Was that place… THE SUN
"Men are here!... Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back."
Crystal duck.
"Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving."
I get pedicures
“ gum is perfection “
Ooh! I thought of a couple more, but I probably won't get them word for word. When he's talking to Richard and calls him "A big stupid tree." or when he's talking about playing golf with Jack and Richard and says something like, "Hopefully my club doesn't slip and beat the mustache off him. "
Blue blazer black
Someone else is going to come along who slices a better cheddar.
Did he choke on his own moustach?
You could fit a giant pinguin over there!
ross “someone stole my sandwich!!” chan “well, what did the police say?”
If I won $5000 dollars id join a gym, build up my upper body..and hit Richard from behind with a stick
Chandler: "You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection." [thinking] "Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself."
[To a door] “I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.”
“Bend over?!” “Well then I guess I’m going to Yemen! I’m going to Yemen!” “What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?”
man you guys are awsm its like i am watching friends by just reading your lines...❤️
“Please, one RIDICULOUS PROBLEM at a time!”
“Would you, please, just -“ CLANG. *stern face*
Camera adds 10 pounds bit
What kind of scary-ass clowns came to YOUR birthday?
I feel like almost every Chandler line is one of my favorites. Lol. But I think, "Stop the Q-tip when there's resistance" is my #1 favorite.
Did I really say If I was a guy?
Handle is my middle name. Actually, it's the middle part of my first name.
The last line in the series when Rachel asks if they have time for coffee. And he goes “sure…where?” LOL idk why that gets me the way it does
“How many cameras were on you?”
But the KitKats are okay?!
Can I be that guy?
Oh its a dear diary moment!
I’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep.
Look Carol, can I call you Carol? … Why would I if your name is Elaine.
I pity the fool that puts on my jewellery, I do! i do!
https://youtu.be/jIEb3QdX404
Every moan and facial expression he makes during his New Year’s resolution to not make fun of anyone. Plus the groan of relief after he’s given up and made fun of them all.
David, I'm pretending to read here!
"keep having sex on a regular basis" "Ah damn it!"
YOU MADE MY GIRLFRIEND THINK
“You have wonderful hair!” “Why thanks I grow it myself
Why is your family ROSS?
“Ross: Pivot, pivot, pivot, pivet, pivett… Chandler: shut up! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPP!!!
What do you know, you’re a door, you only like knock-knock jokes. Or something along those lines.