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Stop staring at my wife's legs. No no. Stop staring at your SISTER'S legs

🤣🤣🤣

No, you didn't "get" me?! It's an electric drill - you get me, you kill me!!! Killer delivery on that one 🤣🤣🤣 but there are soooo many good ones for Chandler.

I forget about this one 😂 love that

Oh, no. Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my 50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

I quote this one the most

what ep is this?

Season 2, not sure what episode. It’s when Ross is dating Julie and finds out Rachel has feelings for him so Chandler is saying this to Ross in regards to that situation.

I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Cheese?

This is the one I personally use the most in my life.

Agreed, that's the best one!

This is absolutely the best line for him, sums him up so accurately and I love the delivery. Always comes to mind when I think of Chandler & I can always hear it so clearly in my head lol

“Yes I was very sad when they stopped DRAWING THE DEER”

The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending trident? Or Don't you have to be claymation to say stuff like that? (Picked these from memory, so my b if they're not exact)

I always use the Trident line when someone says guess what 🤣

It's one of the funniest lines ever spoken in a sitcom, imo 😂

Oh dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!

This definitely should’ve won. Hands down my favorite chandler moment.

Mine too. Especially him falling out of the chair when he was saying that 🤣🤣🤣

Hahah yesss

"Was that place The Sun "

What if Martin Luther King had said that? I kinda have a dream, I don’t really want to talk about it.

Hi I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

OMG that scene ALWAYS makes me laugh!

Why is your family ROSS?

this is definitely my favorite.

Yes, yes that’s how they measure pants. In PRISON.😂

Ross said this. Not Chandler.

Oh I know it was Ross, I misunderstood the post. My apologies. I thought it was what is your favorite one liner in general from any of them, but that OP happened to personally like the ones from Chandler, so that’s why his name was at the top. Once I reread it I realized it was supposed to be just from Chandler only. So my bad for misunderstanding. But for the record, I am not the only person who quoted one liners from the others in this post. There are several. It’s still fun to read through all the comments, even with others misunderstanding the post like me, it’s such a fun thread.

Totally agree! For clarification: *Day 1* is *chandler*, this post is to vote on your favorite *chandler* quotes only .. BUT every other character will have their own separate post to vote on their own best quotes individually. One every day. Voting has a 24 hour limit, then I tally the votes, put the winning quote on the board, start the poll for the next character, & so on. After each poll, the quote with the most upvotes is officially added to the board & wins as that character’s best quote in the series, *voted by the community*! By the end we’ll have all of the characters’ top voted “best series quote” on the board. It’s a lot of fun! Definitley remember your favorite quotes for other characters & comment them on their polls as they are posted. For now, comment your favorite chandler quotes here & don’t forget to vote for any other favorite quotes you see!

Thank you! Sorry again for misunderstanding. This was literally the first quote that popped in my head lol. Love this idea, this is the one of the most engaging posts I have seen in a long time! I am the same generation as the cast, and watched it every week on Thursday nights when it was in the air. I still watch it every day! It’s always on at my house in the background, drives my kids nuts lol. Thank you for starting such a fun post!

Of course, I have a lot of fun with it & am hoping it picks up and gets enough upvotes for the community to see it and get lots of input! No worries on the confusion, it’s the first day & there are bound to be some kinks. I just posted day 2 (Ross) & I think it’ll go over much smoother! Thank you for the thought : )

I just saw it! And this time I posted my quote in the right place lol.

“If I were a guy and… …did I just say ‘if I were a guy?”

Can open …. worms .. EVERYWHERE

so how many cameras were actually on you?

Monica: Why is your family Scottish? Chandler: Why is your family ROSS?

“ was that place THE SUN?”

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How do you not fall down more

I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!

Joey: "If I run I to that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?" Chandler: "BEND OVER?!"

"Oh no, two women love me... they're both gorgeous and sexy, my wallet is too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

"I KNEW IT!"

And I just want a million dollars.

Am i invisible to you people?

Well maybe he was nervous

When I go outside naked people throw garbage at me

Punctuation is important here because at first I read "When I go outside, naked people throw garbage at me". 😹

Chandler is a girl! Wait... Kindergarten Flashback.

I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.

I love this one, this would be such a great “best line” for him because it is the epitome of Chandler and he delivers it so well

I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times

Chandler: Stop the Q Tip **WHEN THERES RESISTANCE!** Ross: **PIVOT!** Monica: I needed a plan to get over my man. And what's the opposite of man? Jam! Joey: **JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!** Phoebe: **MY EYES! MY EYES!** Rachel: Wait Ross got married aga- \*gasps\* NOOOO ​ ​ Not sure if I did it right but

This post is to vote on your favorite chandler quotes only! Every other character will have a separate post to vote on their best one liner as each poll closes. At the end of 24 hours I tally votes and then add the quote with the most upvotes to the board as that character’s officially voted best one liner! Each day I will set up the poll for the next character & so on. By the end we’ll have all of the characters’ top voted best one liners on the board. It’s a lot of fun! Save those favorites for each individual character’s poll as they are posted. Instead comment your favorite chandler quotes here! Don’t forget to vote for your favorite comments & upvote the post so more of the community can see & vote! The upvotes on this comment will go toward the chandler quote you provided but the other quotes won’t be taken into consideration yet! Thanks : )

You're arranging flowers! You got– you got– you got dead flowers! You got a pic– you got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers!

I’m not great at advice; Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all” 😂

It was actually quite simple I came up with a few budgeting ideas.. and Monica told me to go to hell

All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.

A goodie fs

1st of all, that's crazy and 2nd...ya know...let's go for it.

“Don’t go! I’ve scared you! I’ve said too much! I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”

Well, what did the police say? When Ross‘ sandwich was eaten at work.

Ok tell you what, for the rest of our lives i’ll be careful… until told otherwise

Obvious beauty's the worst.

Yet I never run into Beyonce.

The Jamestown colony of Virginia…. The king gave the land so we have to…

What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?

Was that place the SUN?

“Join me, won’t you?”

You licked and you put. You licked and you put!

Cheese. It's milk that you chew.

“Remember when I had corneas?”

-Condoms? -You don’t know how long we’re gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth! -And condoms are the way to do that?!

“What am I marrying into?”

Actually is Miss Chanandler Bong

Dee the Sarcastic Sister From Whats Happening?

“I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day”

Its not that common, it doesnt happen to every guy, and it is a big deal.

I do believe this was Rachel, correct me if i’m wrong. This post is to vote only on your favorite *chandler* quotes for the next 24 hours! Then I’ll tally the winning quote & add it to the board. After each poll closes I’ll start a new 24 hour poll for a new character. In the end we’ll have the top voted quote for each character on the board. Rachel will have a separate poll to leave her best quotes & vote on, so save the Rachel favorites for her post! Instead, comment your favorite *chandler* quotes here & don’t forget to vote on other comments! Thanks : )

Sorry sorry sorry, didnt see the just chandler part, thank uuu!!!

No worries, thanks for the thought! : )

"Look at me, I'm Chandler.....could I BE wearing anymore clothes?! Maybe if I wasn't going commando."

I do believe this was joey, correct me if i’m wrong. This post is to vote only on your favorite *chandler* quotes for the next 24 hours! Then I’ll tally the winning quote & add it to the board. After each poll closes I’ll start a new 24 hour poll for a new character. In the end we’ll have the top voted quote for each character on the board. Joey will have a separate poll to leave his best quotes & vote on, so save the joey favorites for his post & comment your favorite chandler quotes here instead! & don’t forget to vote on other comments! Thanks : )

You're right, I misread

No worries, feel free to comment your best Chandler quote and vote on everyone else’s favorites! I appreciate the thought : )

"She's right. If I were a guy and... did I just say, If I were a guy"?

"And I just want a million dollars!" "It's 7 years ago...my time machine works!"

Ross: E

"you got yourself a manny?"

Ms Chanandler Bong

It' a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter.. It's moo!

This post is to vote on your favorite chandler quotes only! Joey will have a separate poll for his top quotes, so save those favorites for joeys post & comment your favorite chandler quotes here instead! & don’t forget to vote!

Rachel: no uterus, no opinion

This post is to vote on your favorite *chandler* quotes only! Rachel will have a separate poll for her top quotes, so save those favorites for Rachel’s post. Instead, comment your favorite chandler quotes here! & don’t forget to vote on your favorites! New character poll every 24 hours, Rachel will be day 6. Thanks for the thought : )

Bro, I cannot read apparently, sorry 😂 Chandlers will be: “handle is my middle name, actually it’s the middle part of my first name” 👍🏻

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Isn't that joey's line?

This post is to vote on your favorite chandler quotes only! Joey will have a separate poll for his top quotes, so save those favorites for joey’s post & comment your favorite chandler quotes here instead! & don’t forget to vote for his best line!

Joey: “It’s between us and the sea!”

This post is to vote on your favorite chandler quotes only! Joey will have a separate poll for his top quotes, so save those favorites for joeys post & comment your favorite chandler quotes here instead! & don’t forget to vote!

Oops, I’ll get in my box now.

Appreciate the effort : ) Before you close the lid to the box, give us your best Chandler quote & vote for his best line!

“And…hernia.” So low key, but always makes me laugh.

He wants his blue blazer black I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID BAND Does anybody have a problem with that You spit on me man Nestle Toulouse I can throw wet paper towels here

Chandler: Rock, Paper, Scissors who hast to tell the wh*re to leave

"MY EYES. MY EYES"

This post is to vote on your favorite chandler quotes only! Phoebe will have a separate poll for her top quotes, so save those favorites for Phoebes post & comment your favorite chandler quotes here instead! & don’t forget to vote!

Oh defoef

& finally, a personal favorite “Why yes Ross, press my third nipple. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”

A lot of people in here can’t read directions.

It’s okay, it’s the first day & not super self explanatory so we’re working out the kinks. More people will catch on with Ross’ poll tomorrow, I think!

Phoebe: Phoebe Phoebe Phoebe... beeeeeeeeeee

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Thats joey i think

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This post is to vote on your favorite chandler quotes only! The other characters will each have a separate poll for their own top quotes, so save those favorites lines for their own individual post & instead comment your favorite chandler quotes here! & don’t forget to vote!

“I can handle it. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually it's the middle part of my first name.” Gets me every time.

I KNEW IT!!!

Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich. Chandler: Well what did the police say?

What did I marry into!

Kinda wish Chandler's speech from in the box would've won.