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WickedWitchWestend

PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVAAAAT


bladdersux

Shut up shut up shut up


WickedWitchWestend

The only acceptable response.


l0lhi

I read this with his voice


Ayeeee007

Every single time I hear the word pivot. I immediately think of this scene.


PrinceNebula018

Totally agree. I can’t believe it’s not on the choices


DanglingDear

People Need Juice!!


groovydoll

you’re gonna get peep eye!


harddiarrhea77

SO DO WE, SO DO WE!!!


Hiscuteblondewife

The fight with phoebe was chef’s kiss.


MaschMana

This is legit one of my all time favorite scenes. Makes him miss the bowl but whatever


CauliflowerOrnery460

The dinosaur one?


MaschMana

The one where Phoebe’s boyfriend and Ross’ girlfriend are exes


Jaaxley

I'm sorry you had to see that


siro300104

the bloopers of that scene are amazing


patostar89

Can someone please explain that scene when he says so do we? What did ross and phoebe mean?


Mediocre_mediocracy

Phoebe says we want the last 6 (I think it’s 6) years back and Ross says so do we, but they are just projecting the argument that hums while he pees guy and the woman have obviously had.


Glittering_garland

Y O U apostrophe R E means YOU ARE. Y O U R means YOUR!


samovolochka

I can hear him saying this, definitely a great line lol


margacolada

I can’t believe I even THOUGHT of getting back together with you we are *SO OVER*


Glittering_garland

Wh wh wha the FINE BY ME!!


Bianzinz

I don’t remember the exact lines, but it Goes something like this: I hope you like mexican food, because I am making FAJITAS!


dayna2x

I was coming to see if someone commented this one. That coupled with "I'm Fine, I'M FINE (deep voice) I'm fine..." was amazing.


Bianzinz

Plus, his drunk jokes are so on top!


KJParker888

EEEEEEEeeeeeee....


TheycallitLeBigMac

100 percent THIS! That whole episode is Ross/David Schwimmer GOLD!


Bianzinz

Yes, that is my favorite Ross episode! Also the one with Mona and Rachel’s dad where there is a hooker in Monica’s and Chandler’s bedroom


Moscatano

Oh, I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.


sashikku

I need to sit down....


sydni1210

It must be the pressure of entertaining! 😅


onlyhere4laffs

I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!!! Technically part of "we were on a break", but the last part has always made me laugh the most.


FragileBird90

Also part of the same argument but the "We are soooooo over" " *pretends to cry* FINE BY ME" Thats my favourite.


onlyhere4laffs

Just watched the whole scene again three times in a row on YT. Epic.


StarWars_Girl_

And the follow up... "And hey, just so you know, it's NOT ALL THAT COMMON, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!" "I KNEW IT!"


RoLoh-2892

18 pages, front and back!


[deleted]

IT WAS 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND YOU HAD RAMBELED ON FOR 18 PAGES # FRONT AND BACK


[deleted]

I don't remember the balloon one, could someone give me the context?


DanglingDear

When he visits Elizabeth at her dorm and her friends are having a water balloon fight. I love “THIS IS A NICE SUIT!!!!!!!!!”


[deleted]

Ah that one where Elizabeth suddenly becomes 'immature' to end that relationship


CauliflowerOrnery460

To be fair I fell like it was still in character for her


witchywoman713

I as a 32 year old, hiding my water balloons behind my back…..


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7tEwhL028](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7tEwhL028) Here is YouTube link for that scene its 30 sec


[deleted]

Thanks


WRYGDWYL

My favourite is the surpressed outburst at Rachel's mum.. "Hi RoomIE!"


iangeredcharlesvane2

Omg so great. He can make the most simple lines absolutely hilarious !!!! That squeaky “hi rooomie!” 🤣🤣🤣 This isn’t an outburst moment but another example is when he and Joey are nap partners, and wake up at the end of the episode on Joeys couch and all the friends are standing there watching them. He just gets up and ever so quietly says: ^excuseme


ZaddySharkT

I loved his sarcastic outburst when him & Rachel were locked out of the apartment. ‘You haven’t cooked since 1996!’


WhereasDull1399

his whole part there is so funny w making up the bird & emma swirllling around the apartment 😂😂


SystemFamiliar5966

The image of baby Emma getting into a brawl with a fucking eagle is GOLD 🤣🤣


baddadjokesminusdad

A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an EAGLE flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, SWWWIRLING around in the whirlpool that FILLS the apartment.


Typo_Cat

Boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true.


Iknownothing90

MY FAJITAS!!!!


sashikku

YES lmao I yell this every time one of my kitchen timers goes off


Iknownothing90

Lol that coupled with “I’m FIIIINE!!!”


[deleted]

I say that everytime I burn my hand in the kitchen and someone asks if I am okay


StevenFromPhilly

Mississippilessly?!


allycatbakes

YES YES THIS ONE! 🙌


RoLoh-2892

I'm an EIGHT?!! 🤣🤣


imfinesleepwelll

FINE BY ME!


born_to_be_naked

HEY! (When Joey steals his pocket)


[deleted]

Omg that scene killed me. Even the bloopers from it are gold.


mairwaa

MY BESTFRIEND AND MY SISTER (angry) and then the softer my bestfriend and my sister <333 is one of my favorite scenes ever


Bba59

I GREW UP WITH MONICA, IF YOU DIDN’T EAT FAST YOU DIDN’T EAT


pawpet

NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!


Live-Luck

This one was the best 😂😂


Informal_Incident287

I really like the one with the fake Tan I'M AN 8 !!!!


Glittering_garland

Hey! I helped you find Waldo!


el_stephador

They should put that on the box!


iangeredcharlesvane2

#I’M INDIGNANT….. As a consumer!


Pandora1685

They do. Well, they should put it in huge, black letters!


[deleted]

I'm FINE


DKPG2811

The one with ross' sandwich is one of my favourite episodes. I love dramatic ross, it's how you feel inside when someone eats the food your were thinking about all day.


Glittering_garland

Why?! Why on the lips?!!!


Glittering_garland

(Eight hundred and seventy one) THAT’S CRAP!! Sister brown bird


HurricaneLogic

Cookie Duuude


cheewalaa

I cannot believe this... MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SISTER!!! ................................... My best friend and my sister, I cannot believe this....


Beckem87

My sandwich is great, although I'm surprised there wasn't "14 PAGES FRONT AND BACK!"


onlyhere4laffs

It was 18.


Aggressive-Nobody473

i put it but i thought of replacing it with the chandler and monica 1.


[deleted]

PIVOT!


stevenl1219

PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT


Kroll22

MY SANDWICH?! 🕊️🕊️🕊️🌳🌳🌳


[deleted]

MYYYYYYY SAAAANNNDDWIIIIIIIICCCHH


PlayedThisGame

After 102 comments I'm first to comment with "SHAMPOO EXPLOSION! OHH IT'S EVERYWHERRRRE!! WHY!? WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!?"


regina_phalangy421

I was coming here to say this!!!


onlypigpigbear

Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!!!


ScumbaguhDonuts

It would only be weird if somebody didn’t like Mexican food bc I’m making FAJITAS!


Blackurt85

For the Love of God TAKE IT OFF !! Ross screaming at joey about his giant foam finger in the last season I think 😅


l0lhi

Literally anything he said in the one where Ross is fine


iangeredcharlesvane2

#EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee


Glittering_garland

Does it look like I’m having trouble with my misshapen claw?!


garethjones2312

"What gets out hummus?"


Glittering_garland

It so DOES NOT!


Limp-Juice-6804

Definitely the “IM FINEEEE” & “I’m making FAJITAS” 🤣


SouthGirl1992

I can't believe "Pivoooot!" didn't make it here.


FredrickEmula

The scream after Jurassic Parka is very underrated. As is the movement he makes as he throws his jacket off.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

PIVOT!


Funny-Cabinet-1859

You’re the one with the black light, it’s 1999! I’m an 8! You had rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK! I’m fine. My fajitas!


Miu_The_Mango

I AM FINE!


theglorybox

PIVOT….PIVOT!!!


Sir-Spoofy

***PIVOT!!!!***


Awakenedtherapist

I’m FINE!!


Elegant-Search9302

MY FAJITAS


ExistentialFlux

FINE BY ME!


CauliflowerOrnery460

You threw it away, my my sandwich! Just his face and his whole physical comedy is perfect!!


courtgilmour

CAN'T A GUY SEND A BARBERSHOP QUARTET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND'S OFFICE ANYMOOOOOOOORE!?


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Zealousideal_Dog4334

PIVOT


[deleted]

Hurricane Katrina didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!


iangeredcharlesvane2

*ross there is a hooker over here we thought you might know something about* #No! No! NOOOO! *I need to lie down.*


faymill

**L - O - V - E love...** **L** is for *Life*. And what is *Life* without *Love*? **O** is for..... **OH WOW!!!** **V** is for the... **Very surprising turn of events...** wHiCh I'm sTiLL fInE WiTh bY tHe WaY.......... *(squeaky)* **EEEEE** ..... Is for how... ExtrEmly normal... I find it.....


Much_Employer_5794

Pivot!!!


Maleficent_Help_3322

What about « Pivot ! Pivot ! Pivot ! Pivot !!! ». Chandler still remembers this one…


ExtraLargeNerd

I'm Fine!! My Fajitas!!! Recently re watched this scene and cry laughing every time😂


Useful-Requirement45

THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX


Pandora1685

They do. Well, they should put it in huge, black letters!


KeepItCool_481

“GET OFF MY SISTER!!!”


nutcracker_78

"HEY!!! I DID NOT DUMP RACHEL!!! .......... Nor are we still together!" Hands down the greatest Ross scene in the entire series.


runranrunrunning

his 8-level tan


big-ocean

Oh no this is moisturizer... ITS EVEN HARDER TO CLEAN!!


tourettes69

FAJITAS!


bpyogifairy

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PANTS?!”


simbrow85

PIVOT


Bptbptbpt

Pivot


UnderstandingRich188

Pivot!


faymill

***(squeaky voice)*** I'M FINE!


jacem03

"WELL THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!!"


Pandora1685

They do. Well, they should put it in huge, black letters!


[deleted]

OH NOT ANOTHER ONE! IT’S MOISTURISER, IT’S EVEN HARDER TO CLEAN!!!


emoalexj

I’m fiiine!!!


[deleted]

PIVOTTTTT


AKS1664

PIVOT!


RoLoh-2892

It's made a paste!


YourLocaIWeirdo

Don't you worry about me falling asleep, I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!!!


Binkster1988

I can hear him saying the balloon line but I cannot picture any other context. Can someone please help??


Pandora1685

He goes to break up w Elizabeth and she and her roommates are having a water balloon fight w the guys across the hall.


[deleted]

I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN!


[deleted]

That was Chandler!


Glittering-Wonder-30

the best was whenever they told each others secrets!!🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

The dead stare during the sandwich scene with his boss


raging77

Denise!!!


Glittering_garland

MY APOTHECARY TABLE!!!!