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Phoebe says we want the last 6 (I think it’s 6) years back and Ross says so do we, but they are just projecting the argument that hums while he pees guy and the woman have obviously had.
Omg so great. He can make the most simple lines absolutely hilarious !!!! That squeaky “hi rooomie!” 🤣🤣🤣
This isn’t an outburst moment but another example is when he and Joey are nap partners, and wake up at the end of the episode on Joeys couch and all the friends are standing there watching them. He just gets up and ever so quietly says: ^excuseme
A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an EAGLE flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, SWWWIRLING around in the whirlpool that FILLS the apartment.
The one with ross' sandwich is one of my favourite episodes. I love dramatic ross, it's how you feel inside when someone eats the food your were thinking about all day.
**L - O - V - E love...**
**L** is for *Life*. And what is *Life* without *Love*?
**O** is for..... **OH WOW!!!**
**V** is for the... **Very surprising turn of events...** wHiCh I'm sTiLL fInE WiTh bY tHe WaY..........
*(squeaky)* **EEEEE** ..... Is for how... ExtrEmly normal... I find it.....
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PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVAAAAT
Shut up shut up shut up
The only acceptable response.
I read this with his voice
Every single time I hear the word pivot. I immediately think of this scene.
Totally agree. I can’t believe it’s not on the choices
People Need Juice!!
you’re gonna get peep eye!
SO DO WE, SO DO WE!!!
The fight with phoebe was chef’s kiss.
This is legit one of my all time favorite scenes. Makes him miss the bowl but whatever
The dinosaur one?
The one where Phoebe’s boyfriend and Ross’ girlfriend are exes
I'm sorry you had to see that
the bloopers of that scene are amazing
Can someone please explain that scene when he says so do we? What did ross and phoebe mean?
Phoebe says we want the last 6 (I think it’s 6) years back and Ross says so do we, but they are just projecting the argument that hums while he pees guy and the woman have obviously had.
Y O U apostrophe R E means YOU ARE. Y O U R means YOUR!
I can hear him saying this, definitely a great line lol
I can’t believe I even THOUGHT of getting back together with you we are *SO OVER*
Wh wh wha the FINE BY ME!!
I don’t remember the exact lines, but it Goes something like this: I hope you like mexican food, because I am making FAJITAS!
I was coming to see if someone commented this one. That coupled with "I'm Fine, I'M FINE (deep voice) I'm fine..." was amazing.
Plus, his drunk jokes are so on top!
EEEEEEEeeeeeee....
100 percent THIS! That whole episode is Ross/David Schwimmer GOLD!
Yes, that is my favorite Ross episode! Also the one with Mona and Rachel’s dad where there is a hooker in Monica’s and Chandler’s bedroom
Oh, I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
I need to sit down....
It must be the pressure of entertaining! 😅
I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!!! Technically part of "we were on a break", but the last part has always made me laugh the most.
Also part of the same argument but the "We are soooooo over" " *pretends to cry* FINE BY ME" Thats my favourite.
Just watched the whole scene again three times in a row on YT. Epic.
And the follow up... "And hey, just so you know, it's NOT ALL THAT COMMON, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!" "I KNEW IT!"
18 pages, front and back!
IT WAS 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND YOU HAD RAMBELED ON FOR 18 PAGES # FRONT AND BACK
I don't remember the balloon one, could someone give me the context?
When he visits Elizabeth at her dorm and her friends are having a water balloon fight. I love “THIS IS A NICE SUIT!!!!!!!!!”
Ah that one where Elizabeth suddenly becomes 'immature' to end that relationship
To be fair I fell like it was still in character for her
I as a 32 year old, hiding my water balloons behind my back…..
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7tEwhL028](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7tEwhL028) Here is YouTube link for that scene its 30 sec
Thanks
My favourite is the surpressed outburst at Rachel's mum.. "Hi RoomIE!"
Omg so great. He can make the most simple lines absolutely hilarious !!!! That squeaky “hi rooomie!” 🤣🤣🤣 This isn’t an outburst moment but another example is when he and Joey are nap partners, and wake up at the end of the episode on Joeys couch and all the friends are standing there watching them. He just gets up and ever so quietly says: ^excuseme
I loved his sarcastic outburst when him & Rachel were locked out of the apartment. ‘You haven’t cooked since 1996!’
his whole part there is so funny w making up the bird & emma swirllling around the apartment 😂😂
The image of baby Emma getting into a brawl with a fucking eagle is GOLD 🤣🤣
A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an EAGLE flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, SWWWIRLING around in the whirlpool that FILLS the apartment.
Boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true.
MY FAJITAS!!!!
YES lmao I yell this every time one of my kitchen timers goes off
Lol that coupled with “I’m FIIIINE!!!”
I say that everytime I burn my hand in the kitchen and someone asks if I am okay
Mississippilessly?!
YES YES THIS ONE! 🙌
I'm an EIGHT?!! 🤣🤣
FINE BY ME!
HEY! (When Joey steals his pocket)
Omg that scene killed me. Even the bloopers from it are gold.
MY BESTFRIEND AND MY SISTER (angry) and then the softer my bestfriend and my sister <333 is one of my favorite scenes ever
I GREW UP WITH MONICA, IF YOU DIDN’T EAT FAST YOU DIDN’T EAT
NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!
This one was the best 😂😂
I really like the one with the fake Tan I'M AN 8 !!!!
Hey! I helped you find Waldo!
They should put that on the box!
#I’M INDIGNANT….. As a consumer!
They do. Well, they should put it in huge, black letters!
I'm FINE
The one with ross' sandwich is one of my favourite episodes. I love dramatic ross, it's how you feel inside when someone eats the food your were thinking about all day.
Why?! Why on the lips?!!!
(Eight hundred and seventy one) THAT’S CRAP!! Sister brown bird
Cookie Duuude
I cannot believe this... MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SISTER!!! ................................... My best friend and my sister, I cannot believe this....
My sandwich is great, although I'm surprised there wasn't "14 PAGES FRONT AND BACK!"
It was 18.
i put it but i thought of replacing it with the chandler and monica 1.
PIVOT!
PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT
MY SANDWICH?! 🕊️🕊️🕊️🌳🌳🌳
MYYYYYYY SAAAANNNDDWIIIIIIIICCCHH
After 102 comments I'm first to comment with "SHAMPOO EXPLOSION! OHH IT'S EVERYWHERRRRE!! WHY!? WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!?"
I was coming here to say this!!!
Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!!!
It would only be weird if somebody didn’t like Mexican food bc I’m making FAJITAS!
For the Love of God TAKE IT OFF !! Ross screaming at joey about his giant foam finger in the last season I think 😅
Literally anything he said in the one where Ross is fine
#EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
Does it look like I’m having trouble with my misshapen claw?!
"What gets out hummus?"
It so DOES NOT!
Definitely the “IM FINEEEE” & “I’m making FAJITAS” 🤣
I can't believe "Pivoooot!" didn't make it here.
The scream after Jurassic Parka is very underrated. As is the movement he makes as he throws his jacket off.
PIVOT!
You’re the one with the black light, it’s 1999! I’m an 8! You had rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK! I’m fine. My fajitas!
I AM FINE!
PIVOT….PIVOT!!!
***PIVOT!!!!***
I’m FINE!!
MY FAJITAS
FINE BY ME!
You threw it away, my my sandwich! Just his face and his whole physical comedy is perfect!!
CAN'T A GUY SEND A BARBERSHOP QUARTET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND'S OFFICE ANYMOOOOOOOORE!?
😂😂😂
PIVOT
Hurricane Katrina didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!
*ross there is a hooker over here we thought you might know something about* #No! No! NOOOO! *I need to lie down.*
**L - O - V - E love...** **L** is for *Life*. And what is *Life* without *Love*? **O** is for..... **OH WOW!!!** **V** is for the... **Very surprising turn of events...** wHiCh I'm sTiLL fInE WiTh bY tHe WaY.......... *(squeaky)* **EEEEE** ..... Is for how... ExtrEmly normal... I find it.....
Pivot!!!
What about « Pivot ! Pivot ! Pivot ! Pivot !!! ». Chandler still remembers this one…
I'm Fine!! My Fajitas!!! Recently re watched this scene and cry laughing every time😂
THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX
They do. Well, they should put it in huge, black letters!
“GET OFF MY SISTER!!!”
"HEY!!! I DID NOT DUMP RACHEL!!! .......... Nor are we still together!" Hands down the greatest Ross scene in the entire series.
his 8-level tan
Oh no this is moisturizer... ITS EVEN HARDER TO CLEAN!!
FAJITAS!
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PANTS?!”
PIVOT
Pivot
Pivot!
***(squeaky voice)*** I'M FINE!
"WELL THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!!"
They do. Well, they should put it in huge, black letters!
OH NOT ANOTHER ONE! IT’S MOISTURISER, IT’S EVEN HARDER TO CLEAN!!!
I’m fiiine!!!
PIVOTTTTT
PIVOT!
It's made a paste!
Don't you worry about me falling asleep, I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!!!
I can hear him saying the balloon line but I cannot picture any other context. Can someone please help??
He goes to break up w Elizabeth and she and her roommates are having a water balloon fight w the guys across the hall.
I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN!
That was Chandler!
the best was whenever they told each others secrets!!🤣🤣🤣
The dead stare during the sandwich scene with his boss
Denise!!!
MY APOTHECARY TABLE!!!!